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ahnie:


Guess your male biological clock z ticking away faster .
Man-opause!


Lolz market mothers and dia foul mouths

Clock is not ticking anything.
Am less than 40 minus 5 yrs.

I am always harassed by women anytime I go to the Market to buy food stuff.
They are always making bad comments about me coming to the market as a man to buy food items.

If I buy fish of 2k, they will say this "one u are buying fish of 2k today it's like madam is around"; I will tell them I live alone, they will be like so na only u go finish fish of 2,000.
The other day, two women that came to buy stuff were saying to my hearing that it's only stingy men that don't want their wives to chop their money will come to the market to buy food stuff.
They said serious minded men don't have time to go to the market.
They were almost making fun of me but I kept my cool.
Me that is single, where is the wife?

I was waiting for my turn another time for d woman selling vegetables to attend to me, she finished selling to d woman before me, instead for her to serve me next she turned to a woman that was behind me I said to her, "madam how much Ugu u want buy"
I didn't say anything to both of them, when she was almost done slicing the vegetables she now said but "madam this Oga first you come"
The woman said, "madam leave this Oga him no smart, I sharp pass am, that's why and I am a bully, I can bully my way to get what I want
Correct men don't come to the market, this one na woman."
I don't know if I should be angry,sad or just disappear
Even the way they look at me with disgust is enough to give one heart attack.
They will keep telling me things like, Oga u be fine man and u get money, why u no want marry
Is a crime that I like to cook my meals myself...and cook good, very good
Is it a crime to be a single Man in this country?

Pls what can I do to stop this harassment by women in the market?
These days I will drive to a market far from my area to get stuff.
Not that I can't talk back at them but u know how sharp their mouths is
Is food stuff market only for women?
Local man is tired.

Women naturally want to show their bodies whenever they have the chance to do so....don't know why they like to do this.
90% of girls have their nudes in their phones they arewilling to send it to any guy who knows how to make them do it.

conductor250:
If you see a Benzedes shitbox that is also a pick up truck in the same category of Toyota Hilux(doesn't mean the shitbox is eligible to be considered beside a Hilux though), post the picture here and collect 100k

Oga go Sidon for gutter water.
U put up a challenge and placed ur imaginary 100k just like how u beat Benz in ur dreams.
Someone won ur challenge, instead for u to pay up and hv some dignity u r here disturbing us.
You are officially persona non grata on this thread, run along with ur tails behind ur back

This guy still dey jail?

Make I clear my desk first, I dey come for Una.
Meanwhile I am still waiting for construction vehicles made by ur Japanese cartons brand.
Show me a Japanese carton truck that will rival the Legendary Mercedes Benz Tipper.

KINGreignn:
Aka'tua, Ñákóks, Short'gún and wéyrèpêy are classic perpetuators of these kazeemization acts

Be man enough to call me out, why are u masking my moniker? You don't want me to see d mention?
What are u afraid of? What are u running from?
Unfortunately for you I am Here now.

Yes I am DIY, I've made some modifications/repairs in my Benz that is cheap, durable and working.
Why do u have a problem with people trying to use their Heads to bring solutions to problems.

KINGreignn:
Go read about HINO trucks.

Oga, we are talking about Trusted n Tested Heavy Duty trucks that has outlived even their makers and u are telling me about Hino.
Hino ko..Gino ni.
Have u seen Hino abi Gino trucks transporting hardcore, gravel or sharp sand anywhere in Nigeria?
If ur answer is yes...post pictures.

I am using Nigeria as example cos any vehicle brand that can survive bad roads, kazeems, adulterated petrol/diesel for more than 50 years deserves some accolades.

The first generation of that Mercedes Benz tipper u see all over the country was manufactured in 1959..it's older than Nigeria
U still see flat boot, V-boot,190E Mercedes cars produced over 40yrs ago competing with ur 2017 Japanese on the road.
I don't know another definition of durability.
Is it that u guys are truly ignorant or choose to be in denials.

Number One Trusted Performance Bunker Luxury Sedan for the The number Man in the country.
Counter this Fact if u are Shamelessly Shameless.

conductor250:
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Small boy is disturbing you. Calm down little boy

Pictures don't lie.
Post pictures of ur Japanese carton construction vehicles.

Don't even make me post pictures of luxurious Mercedes Benz buses used by sports teams all over the world.
Note: The official trusted car of ur president is a Mercedes Benz sedan......I can go on and on.
Bow, when u see a STAR.

conductor250:
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Mumu

Ode, show me a proper construction equipment made by ur Japanese cartons brand...not folk lift used in supermarkets or canter used to transport pepper and tomato.
All over the Country u will still see 40yrs old Mercedes Benz vehicles competing with ur "latest New Model" Japanese shitboxes on the road.
That tipper u posted may be older than ur father.
It must have contributed to the house u are living today
Respect the elders, or else u will never see old age.

So na folk lift and canter una take dey compare the Legendary Mercedes Benz Tipper?

*Singing* since I was young and now I am getting old, I have never seen a Toyota, lexus or infiniti trailer or tipper,
Brother have u seen.
Reply with pictures in Nigerian soil.
Whenever u see a Mercedes tipper, trailer.
Bow in respect cos it has outlived up to 3 generations in ur family and still pulling strong.

mejai:
Mercedes Benz fans see una grand patron

Do u know how many decades that tipper have lasted....and still serving the owner.?
Do u know that tipper costs more than most of ur cosmetic shitboxes today?
Do u know that the odometer on that tipper should be reading nothing less than a billion miles.
Do u know that no Toyota, Honda or infiniti can last more than 15 years?
Have u ever seen a construction equipment made by Toyota, lexus or infiniti? On the road?
Have u seen a Toyota trailer or tipper in ur life?

Learn to respect Legends.

Kayode is right.

Wow...our culture is too rich and sweet.
The white man really destroyed us..I hope we will wake up and recover.

Iogobenz:
Yo guys.
I just found out what was wrong with my car.
It was simply a fuel pump issue and a leak in a supercharger hose.
Pump has been replaced,filter too and the hose has been properly fitted so air don't leak again.
Car now sounds like new and accelerates like a demon.
I guess this 50k fix was worth it.
Pump 25k,filter 12k,hose 8k and labour...
Tested it this morning and the car flogged a Nissan xtrail 2015 like no tomorrow and rubbished an 05 mdx that thought he could run.
Yeah my car is back.
Thank you shortgun,your advise was really worth it.

wow
Enjoy ur war machine bro.

valobikwere:
I also just replied someone on this C-450. It's now the C-43 AMG and not a regular merz-benz ;P.

So we can compare with the AMG lines of E-class.

The C- 43 AMG was C450 in 2016....the only difference is the transmission.
C450 had 7 gears while C-43AMG have 9 gears; same engine, same horsepower.
So u see the 450 was first badged on a C-class before the E- class.
For 2019, I agree there's no C-450 other than the AMGs.

valobikwere:
I'm late and new to this forum. This is very hilarious.

You are comparing the C300 with the least/base trim of the E-Class which people don't really go for?

Let's use the W213 E class for example.

The lowest trim is the E300 and yeah it has same 2.0L 4 cylinder engine and same 9 speed transmission with the C class. From the best of my knowledge, not a lot of people favour this trim. The E-450, however, have 362-hp twin-turbo 3.0-liter V6 which the Merz-Benz c class doesn't have.

Engine aside, this e-class comes with more interior features including active multicontour front seats that come massage, which the c-class doesn't have.

Thanks for ur comment Newcomer.
I understand the attachment people have with their cars .
I think we don't have much to debate since u agree that there are E classes that have same engine n transmission with C class.
As for the E-450 u talked about, there's also a C-450 with the same engine capacity.

The E- class is one step higher than the C- class in body and interior; this is why its more expensive but when it comes to engine power, powertrain, drivetrain and transmission, they are equals.

Eddee:
No wahala big man, I go pm you. Respond and we fit see how e dey go

Aiit bro

banky3w:
Empty barrel like you, Na only noise you fit make. You're worse than Smartchoiice sef. Logobenz even had the decency to accept defeat when he saw one but you, Na lie. Tueh. Keke napep na I'm go beat you last. Make Benz dey give you fake erections upandan

Oga that car looks like a bimmer, besides he didn't disclose engine power.
I know who I fit beat....have u seen where I challenged S class, AMGs, BMW, Audi e.t.c
Na Japanese cartons I dey like to humble for road.
....and yes Benz do give me hard rock multiple elections when u floor d pedels of a Benz the feeling is orgasmic.

Eddee:
Shortgun we fit still do one or two bottles for the road - if you're free tomorrow. HeavenlyBang not today - he lives to fight another day

Make I see how 2moro go be for me.
I will not mind atall.

nurey:
Shortgun abort mission, I repeat shortgun abort mission, it is a trap that is an M-series mission compromised, over and out

Mission aborted
Tactical manoeuver back to base.... ambush in progress, I respeat ambush in progress.
Over!

Philadelphia:
Heavenlybang has been asking for a race. Yet, none of the benz guys have decided to take that challenge.

Wee you keep kwayet

I've challenged all of them to A Race on this thread.
No-one Japanese carton person took the challenge.
It was only excuses i got.
The challenge is still open if you want to put ur Japanese contraption to test.
You should be the one to keep quiet.

HeavenlyBang:
Denial.

It's alright.
W204 C300.
W205 C300.
CLA 250.
GLK350.
C350.

Benzes I've raced and beaten.

So you are keeping records of the Benz cars that have dealt with u.
Some are even posting staged videos from YouTube.
U can't beat the least powered Car you mentioned here.
Most of you will go and buy Chinko Fake horsepower and u think u can race a Benz.
Don't bring death to urself, Desist henceforth from Racing with a Japanese carton. It is not safe.

I don't know if Toyota, lexus or Honda Threads exists in this Forum.
Shitbox people should let us be nau
Benz no good Benz no good yet na Benz Mata u carry for head like Headache :
We don't beef anyone,
you are all welcome,
even the Foxes in sheep clothing are also welcome.
Feel free to bash Benz but continue to save to buy one.
I've never heard anyone say they will never buy a Benz in their life
That will be like laying a curse on one's self.
This thread truly shows that there are 2 cars in the world....Benz n others...
Toyota.....vs Benz
Lexus......vs Benz
Honda....Vs Benz
Infiniti......Vs Benz

Iogobenz:
populated area.
In town,you know daily commute settings.
Damn that thing jumps!

U were not beaten bro....the true test should be in a smooth highway with little traffic..
If the road have bends; just relax , u will flog the hell out of the shitbox on the curve.

Iogobenz:
I literally got flogged by a shitbox today,like the last shitbox anyone can think of.
I am beginning to think my car is faulty...
Like is this even possible?
Toyota premio 2.0 flogging the c230k hands down.
See the guy here forming boss
Cc;9icetoo,heavenlybang(I expect your bias as usual),kingreign,eddee,radautoworks,shortgun.

Distance?
Highway?
Populated Area?
Busy road?
If it's that rickety jalopy am seeing in the picture then I don't think it's possible all things been equal.
Most times I avoid roads with much traffic cos I won't race shitboxes in traffic jam, or a busy road.
Have it mind that.
Immediately u drive out with a Benz u r in a Race; all Japanese cartons want to compete with u ......they always get orgasm whenever they overtake a Benz even if it's in a traffic jam.
They know ur parts are more expensive so they will expect u to be d sissy. But na me fit them
Am always looking at my rearview to see the next Japanese carton that wants to buy a new engine or enter bush.

seunmsg:
They are not banning political posts. They are simply banning political ads.

What Twitter is saying is that people will now have a choice to see/read or not want to see/read political tweets

With an add people on the platform are "forced" to see/read political tweets.
I think this is commendable.

amdman:
2005 Mercedes Benz C230 Kompressor

No faults reported

96k miles

N1.7m

See clean machine.
See performance
See luxury
See low mileage....

Bizzyliss:
I drove a w220 03 c320 today, men car was flying, handling and stability is outta this world

Do u mean C320? Should be a W203.
The car is balanced for High performance..
W220 is S class....it's like a child in the family who's paternity is in doubt.
many suspect that it acts like an AMG, others think It's a member of d family favoured above others..

This is the same thing automakers do.
Sometimes they will just change the lights of the previous year model and label it "New model".
Nigerians will rush and buy.

HeavenlyBang:
Lol, see how senseless your comment is.

Toyota is a basic brand, Lexus is its luxury arm. Lexus was created to position against Mercedes. Ditto Honda and Acura, Nissan and Infiniti. Asking that Lexus be positioned against Maybach makes no sense at all, since it was literally made to be placed against MB.

As for AMG and Brabus, you keep showing your complete lack of knowledge. AMG is Mercedes' performance arm. Nissan has Nismo. Acura has the NSX, I suppose. The Nissan GTR Nismo and NSX are faster than anything Mercedes AMG makes.

Brabus has nothing to do with Mercedes, it's a completely independent company. You wouldn't know that, of course, since you don't actually know anything about cars.

Thank you for making my job easy

1. U agree that all Toyota cars are basic cars.

2. U agree that lexus d luxury arm of Toyota is matched against Mercedes Benz.
This makes Mercedes Benz cars performance luxury sedans.
This is exactly the points I've been trying to drive in.
I've closed my case