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Buhari is a joke. Is this the way he plans to handle this issue? |
That means he is a very weak person. |
Garki hospital is a private hospital oo |
Anything to vilify the Church goes. Nonsense! |
Too bad |
TDonald: ![]() This upper cut I swear, you even have time to respond to the low life. Just allow the idiot to continue to wallow in his stupidity. |
Where are the archeologists when u need them? They will eventually deep up where he said he met his wife a virgin. |
Ok let me give u guys the answer. Here is the message she sent. My grtest achievement in lyf so far will be my ability 2 convince u dat we re made 4 each oda, nd my chief want in lyf is some1 lyk u hu can inspire me 2 be wat God has created me 2 be. i love u. Look very well at the construction of this massage, it doesn't have a girly feel. The massage has a masculine character written all over it. When I got the message from her this morning I laughed my ass out. ![]() This massage is composed by a pussy ass Nigger ;Dwho have been on her matter for a while, I think he has not tasted the kitty yet only assuming here but he is working very hard for it.A girl doesn't text this way No emotion, no trying to play victim, no trying to make me feel guilt Only a guy who thinks the world starts n ends between a girls legs will type this kind of massage. My verdict: She received the massage from a guy, she thinks the massage is sweet and convincing. She copied and sent it to me. |
Liamm:You try but u didn't get it ![]() |
Iogobenz:Yes Bro...you are right. The brother u quoted didn't understand what u meant. Maybe his like me who hardly remembers our adventures on this forum or monikers. #peace |
You guys are trying but no accurate answer yet. I will drop the answer by evening but una dey fall my hand oo, l expected one or two guys that know the ways of the Nigerian female to be able to decipher this message or get to its root. Ok some clues. She's 24, a student. We've been dating but broke up due to unfaithfulness on her part.(she admitted when a presented undeniable facts) We've been 2geda again when she came back for break. She knows am not into her like b4 but she's been begging trying to make me love her again like b4.......n yes there has been sex...lots n lots of it. ![]() |
Iogobenz:Monitoring spirits everywhere ![]() |
KingRabota:Ok, can u list the signs it gives before failing? |
![]() No correct answer yet. Use your spiritual eyes ![]() |
OP, stop deceiving people with ur post. There is no way a vehicle owner can tell a starter motor is falling. When it fails it's dead and when it's dead u are screwed. |
Can you tell me what is wrong with this message? My grtest achievement in lyf so far will be my ability 2 convince u dat we re made 4 each oda, nd my chief want in lyf is some1 lyk u hu can inspire me 2 be wat God has created me 2 be. i love u. Airtime reward for the first person that gets it. |
This is not rape abeg |
sparog:The problem with most of us is that we dont know the level of rot in various sectors of our nation. When they say millions of Nigerians are living in extreme poverty some people that have food on their table will say it's just statistics, numbers and wrong projections. So many young people will do everything possible to beat poverty including sodomy. The devilish leaders are enjoying every bit of d suffering Nigerians are facing. The system is so hopeless that any criminal you get to know about is a criminal who was not able to "settle" or who have touched the powers that be. May God help us. |
oxladexo:I can tell u with confidence that we have skilled and talented players in our street that can bring home a cup bigger than the FIFA world cup Problem with our country is that our leaders are on a mission to make things not to work, that is the only way they can survive. ....and yes I played football, I know what am saying. |
Kingkun69:Why use cows as example? Are u a herdsman? |
![]() This is disturbing as well funny. I've stopped watching Any game that Nigeria is playing long ago. I don't care if it's Under 15, under 17 under 21, super eagles or super Falcons.....they can only give u heart ache. Corruption will never allow us go far in this country. I witnessed sometime ago the screening of players that will represent the country, I nearly shade tears. Good talented players are thrown out while those with zero talent but have money for bribes and kick backs are retained. There was a time during the screening they made d mistake of playing their corrupt players against the dropped ones....the encounter was suspended when the dropped players netted in 7 wonderful goals against the selected team in 27 minutes. Yet none of the dropped players were selected. For you to wear any of the Nigerian Jerseys its either u have a sponsor with deep pockets ready to sleep with 1 or 2 hegoats u have foreign currency for bribe. May God help us Go to any street in Nigeria you can arrange a World Cup winning team in 2 weeks |
tyup:You didn't even read the post b4 commenting ![]() Look how u made a fool of urself. Lazy youth |
SIRTee15:What do u understand by a date? Who initiated the 1st meeting/date? Was it Boaz or Ruth? It doesn't matter much what happens after the 1st meeting/date between a man n a lady. |
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What are they afraid of, Ndi ara. I have the videos, Nigerians have them. They should keep deceiving d zombies. |
ThePreachersSon:lol.. ![]() Moniker: Theprecherson Bible knowledge:0.00000000 Maybe u were thinking about the girl that will come and woo u during Sunday school teachings. Boaz was the one who made the first move on Ruth. 1.He took noticed of her. 2.He made enquiries about her. 3.He invited her for launch. 4.He gave her food.....she ate to her full n had left overs 5.He gave her gifts. 6.He gave her favours. Ruth 2:14 At mealtime Boaz called to her, “Come over here, and help yourself to some food. You can dip your bread in the sour wine.” So she sat with his harvesters, and Boaz gave her some roasted grain to eat. She ate all she wanted and still had some left over. .....they already have a relationship initiated by Boaz before her mother in law advised her to take the relationship to next the next level. Note: Ruth was a widow Stop peddling falsehoods..Ruth never made the 1st move on Boaz. He who finds a wife finds a good thing.....meaning: (HE) must find, not SHE. I still stand by my post. |
MakyavelitheDon:Normally, I won't respond to this post. Am only doing so for the sake of many who are been deceived by the story of Ruth in the Bible. Maybe you were told and u believed that Ruth wooed Boaz....this is false. Read ur Bible. Boaz was the one who made the first move on Ruth. 1.He took noticed of her. 2.He made enquiries about her. 3.He invited her for launch. 4.He gave her food.....she ate to her full n had left overs 5.He gave her gifts. 6.He gave her favours. Ruth 2:14 At mealtime Boaz called to her, “Come over here, and help yourself to some food. You can dip your bread in the sour wine.” So she sat with his harvesters, and Boaz gave her some roasted grain to eat. She ate all she wanted and still had some left over. .....they already have a relationship initiated by Boaz before her mother in law advised her to take the relationship to next the next level. Note: Ruth was a widow Stop peddling falsehoods..Ruth never made the 1st move on Boaz. He who finds a wife finds a good thing.....meaning: (HE) must find, not SHE. I still stand by my post. |
You,ur brother and d Pakistani are all fraudsters |
Any girl that makes the first move on me will only get my d*ck. If u want me so bad just give the green light and I will make the moves. Girls should be reserved n desired....any guy who cannot woo a girl in this age needs to up his game. Modified: All of you deseased cows quoting me and insulting ur Ancestors. May ur daughters,sisters nieces chase after men... Only if u can say Amen. I am a Man!, I decide the woman I want to be with..I select not to be selected. All u girls planning to go n woo a boy...remember, one day when the going gets rough, he will tell u that u were d one who deceived him into marrying u, dat he never wanted u. Allow a man to be a MAN....if he wants u he will do anything to get ur attention. It's not our culture for women to woo men It's an Abomination in Christianity. I stand by my post, you cant live ur life n live mine. Why we remain where we are is because everyone wants u to be like others...I am different. |
Funny post ![]() |
Noise |
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I don't think you mean FIFA world cup.