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PoliticsRe: Shi’ites Disown El-zakzaky’s Group, Urge Iran, Saudi To Ignore IMN by shortgun(m): 10:26am On Jul 31, 2019
Buhari is a joke.
Is this the way he plans to handle this issue?
CelebritiesRe: Reason Why I Don’t Use Instagram - Burna Boy by shortgun(m): 3:12pm On Jul 29, 2019
That means he is a very weak person.
PoliticsRe: Probe Garki Hospital - Ayo Owolabi, Father Of Precious Owolabi Demands by shortgun(m): 12:53pm On Jul 29, 2019
Garki hospital is a private hospital oo
Christianity EtcRe: Church Banner With Archbishop Benson Idahosa As Guest Speaker Causes Stir by shortgun(m): 11:36am On Jul 29, 2019
Anything to vilify the Church goes.
Nonsense!
PropertiesRe: Building Collapses In Bariga, Lagos by shortgun(m): 11:27pm On Jul 28, 2019
Too bad
CelebritiesRe: Timi Dakolo: I Never Discussed My Wife’s Virginity With Anyone by shortgun(m): 11:37pm On Jul 21, 2019
TDonald:
Selling Fairly Used Phones is a Honest Trade.

IDIOT what do you do? other than sleep on Nairaland everyday monitoring people's post
grin grin grin
This upper cut I swear, you even have time to respond to the low life. Just allow the idiot to continue to wallow in his stupidity.
CelebritiesRe: Timi Dakolo: I Never Discussed My Wife’s Virginity With Anyone by shortgun(m): 9:23pm On Jul 21, 2019
Where are the archeologists when u need them?
They will eventually deep up where he said he met his wife a virgin.
RomanceRe: What Is Wrong In This Message A Girl Sent To Me. by shortgun(op):
Ok let me give u guys the answer.
Here is the message she sent.

My grtest achievement in lyf so far will be my ability 2 convince u dat we re made 4 each oda, nd my chief want in lyf is some1 lyk u hu can inspire me 2 be wat God has created me 2 be. i love u.

Look very well at the construction of this massage, it doesn't have a girly feel.
The massage has a masculine character written all over it. When I got the message from her this morning I laughed my ass out. grin grin grin
This massage is composed by a pussy ass Nigger grin ;Dwho have been on her matter for a while, I think he has not tasted the kitty yet only assuming here but he is working very hard for it.
A girl doesn't text this way
No emotion, no trying to play victim, no trying to make me feel guilt
Only a guy who thinks the world starts n ends between a girls legs will type this kind of massage.

My verdict: She received the massage from a guy, she thinks the massage is sweet and convincing.
She copied and sent it to me.
RomanceRe: What Is Wrong In This Message A Girl Sent To Me. by shortgun(op): 8:28pm On Jul 20, 2019
Liamm:
@shortgun, I reckon since you guys are just there currently (not dating), making you love her again is her utmost priority. Secondly, she might have tried other guys whilst you guys were separated and have come to the conclusion that you're the real DUDE..... We can conclusively deduce that you really fvcked this girl's brain off with your "shortgun". Kudos champ grin

Oya come and give me my recharge card cheesy
You try but u didn't get it grin grin
RomanceRe: What Is Wrong In This Message A Girl Sent To Me. by shortgun(op): 2:04pm On Jul 20, 2019
Iogobenz:
Hello?
We are all Benz owners. undecided
Mercedes Benz thread,remember?
Yes Bro...you are right.
The brother u quoted didn't understand what u meant.
Maybe his like me who hardly remembers our adventures on this forum or monikers.
#peace
RomanceRe: What Is Wrong In This Message A Girl Sent To Me. by shortgun(op): 2:01pm On Jul 20, 2019
You guys are trying but no accurate answer yet.
I will drop the answer by evening but una dey fall my hand oo, l expected one or two guys that know the ways of the Nigerian female to be able to decipher this message or get to its root.

Ok some clues.
She's 24, a student.
We've been dating but broke up due to unfaithfulness on her part.(she admitted when a presented undeniable facts)
We've been 2geda again when she came back for break.
She knows am not into her like b4 but she's been begging trying to make me love her again like b4.......n yes there has been sex...lots n lots of it. grin grin grin
RomanceRe: What Is Wrong In This Message A Girl Sent To Me. by shortgun(op): 1:49pm On Jul 20, 2019
Iogobenz:
what are you trying to insinuate?
Are you mad?don't you have any sense of humour?
Don't you drive a Benz,doesn't the op too?so why the fuss?
undecided
Monitoring spirits everywhere grin grin grin
Car TalkRe: 5 Typical Reasons Why Your Car Starter Fails by shortgun(m): 10:13am On Jul 20, 2019
KingRabota:
Oga I disagree.
It gives loads of signs ,which are usually ignored.
Ok, can u list the signs it gives before failing?
RomanceRe: What Is Wrong In This Message A Girl Sent To Me. by shortgun(op): 9:57am On Jul 20, 2019
grin grin grin grin
No correct answer yet.
Use your spiritual eyes grin
Car TalkRe: 5 Typical Reasons Why Your Car Starter Fails by shortgun(m): 7:44am On Jul 20, 2019
OP, stop deceiving people with ur post.
There is no way a vehicle owner can tell a starter motor is falling.
When it fails it's dead and when it's dead u are screwed.
RomanceWhat Is Wrong In This Message A Girl Sent To Me. by shortgun(op): 7:33am On Jul 20, 2019
Can you tell me what is wrong with this message?

My grtest achievement in lyf so far will be my ability 2 convince u dat we re made 4 each oda, nd my chief want in lyf is some1 lyk u hu can inspire me 2 be wat God has created me 2 be. i love u.

Airtime reward for the first person that gets it.
CrimeRe: 19-Year-Old Lady Drugged & Gang Raped By Her Boyfriend And His Friends In Lagos by shortgun(m): 7:48pm On Jul 17, 2019
This is not rape abeg
SportsRe: Algerian Kids Mock Super Eagles, Recreate When Mahrez Played Free Kick(Photos) by shortgun(m): 7:37pm On Jul 17, 2019
sparog:
Some straight guys will allow him just cos they want him to help them. Moreover, they are mostly young boys and girls just outta secondary school

A friend once told me of anoda guy that allowed him and I knw d guy is not gay. He also tried shit with my friend but my friend left the club instead
The problem with most of us is that we dont know the level of rot in various sectors of our nation. When they say millions of Nigerians are living in extreme poverty some people that have food on their table will say it's just statistics, numbers and wrong projections.
So many young people will do everything possible to beat poverty including sodomy.
The devilish leaders are enjoying every bit of d suffering Nigerians are facing.
The system is so hopeless that any criminal you get to know about is a criminal who was not able to "settle" or who have touched the powers that be.
May God help us.
SportsRe: Algerian Kids Mock Super Eagles, Recreate When Mahrez Played Free Kick(Photos) by shortgun(m): 7:20pm On Jul 17, 2019
oxladexo:
Which world cup? huh I don't think you mean FIFA world cup.
You made sense with most of what you said, but that last statement shows you've either never played football at a professional level or just don't understand how the game works.
I can tell u with confidence that we have skilled and talented players in our street that can bring home a cup bigger than the FIFA world cup
Problem with our country is that our leaders are on a mission to make things not to work, that is the only way they can survive.
....and yes I played football, I know what am saying.
SportsRe: EA Sports Lose Almost £700 Million After Juventus FIFA 20 Snub by shortgun(m): 6:11pm On Jul 17, 2019
Kingkun69:
let me give an example
Let's say you and your friend have cow farms and you have been outselling your friend for some time in the market then one day your friend buys some high quality cows from abroad that you have been trying to get since and now your profits start to decrease because people start buying from your friend
Why use cows as example?
Are u a herdsman?
SportsRe: Algerian Kids Mock Super Eagles, Recreate When Mahrez Played Free Kick(Photos) by shortgun(m): 12:05pm On Jul 17, 2019
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This is disturbing as well funny.
I've stopped watching Any game that Nigeria is playing long ago.
I don't care if it's Under 15, under 17 under 21, super eagles or super Falcons.....they can only give u heart ache.
Corruption will never allow us go far in this country.

I witnessed sometime ago the screening of players that will represent the country, I nearly shade tears.
Good talented players are thrown out while those with zero talent but have money for bribes and kick backs are retained.
There was a time during the screening they made d mistake of playing their corrupt players against the dropped ones....the encounter was suspended when the dropped players netted in 7 wonderful goals against the selected team in 27 minutes. Yet none of the dropped players were selected.
For you to wear any of the Nigerian Jerseys its either
u have a sponsor with deep pockets
ready to sleep with 1 or 2 hegoats
u have foreign currency for bribe.
May God help us

Go to any street in Nigeria you can arrange a World Cup winning team in 2 weeks
Christianity EtcRe: ‘TB Joshua Using ‘demonic Powers’ - American Pastor Reveals Where She Saw Him by shortgun(m): 11:37am On Jul 17, 2019
tyup:
Mtcheww. huh

have Tb Joshua been spoiling her tithing business even in the US lately?
You didn't even read the post b4 commenting grin
Look how u made a fool of urself. Lazy youth
RomanceRe: She Shot Her Shot And It Ended In Marriage (photos) by shortgun(m): 8:44pm On Jul 16, 2019
SIRTee15:
U just clutching at straws....
Neither your stance nor your post is backed by factual evidence....
Boaz was a wealthy man who noticed a woman picking left over on his field....
That was a common practice for poor women and widows in those days....Ruth 2:8-9.
Boaz was just being generous and kind....
He had even forgotten about Ruth after their initial encounter...Ruth 3: 8-9.
There was no issue of marriage or relationship...
The story changed when Ruth slept at his feet and shared same cloak with him....
Boaz even had to seek opinion of elders before he could accept Ruth's proposal....
There nothing wrong if a woman expresses love to a man she desires or even makes the first move...
Maturity and understanding is all that matters...
What do u understand by a date?
Who initiated the 1st meeting/date? Was it Boaz or Ruth?
It doesn't matter much what happens after the 1st meeting/date
between a man n a lady.
PoliticsRe: Femi Taiwo Responds To Reno Omokri's Allegation About Election Results Server by shortgun(m): 12:50pm On Jul 16, 2019
bigpicture001:
Both you and the guy u joined in response to are very senseless...you guys think you know more than everyone....

You kip saying things you know nothing about..i was an INEC ad hoc staff..all you know is card readers and accreditation...will you be surprise to know there was a training on how to input final result into that same memory card...? and send to a particular code...

Yes that was not made public. It's the job of a particular staff of INEC...during the election it was done when results have been declared and posted..when "I too sabi" fools like you guys have gone..INEC did that as a fall back reference to all results incase PDP rigs the paper results through bribery

But alas..they discovered they lost the election nd they instead manipulated the paper reaults..making that imputed results they once took as precautions to haunt them...
Not that it is legal to announce that server result., but it should be exactly same thing with the paper results....

So aikuisten somehow got the server results and saw the difference and applied to compare with paper. .INEC refused to release the paper result...that's where the issue is..so don't jump in next time to run up mouth cuz u know nothing
PoliticsRe: Buhari, APC, INEC Reject Atiku, PDP’s Move To Play Rigging Video In Court by shortgun(m): 2:57pm On Jul 15, 2019
What are they afraid of, Ndi ara.
I have the videos, Nigerians have them.
They should keep deceiving d zombies.
RomanceRe: She Shot Her Shot And It Ended In Marriage (photos) by shortgun(m):
ThePreachersSon:
Happy for them. Don't wait for happiness to come to you, go for it. Obviously the shortgun is not a christain. If he was he'd have read about Ruth, the lady who shot her shot at Boaz, and won his heart.
lol.. grin grin grin
Moniker: Theprecherson
Bible knowledge:0.00000000
Maybe u were thinking about the girl that will come and woo u during Sunday school teachings.
Boaz was the one who made the first move on Ruth.
1.He took noticed of her.
2.He made enquiries about her.
3.He invited her for launch.
4.He gave her food.....she ate to her full n had left overs
5.He gave her gifts.
6.He gave her favours.

Ruth 2:14
At mealtime Boaz called to her, “Come over here, and help yourself to some food. You can dip your bread in the sour wine.” So she sat with his harvesters, and Boaz gave her some roasted grain to eat. She ate all she wanted and still had some left over.

.....they already have a relationship initiated by Boaz before her mother in law advised her to take the relationship to next the next level.
Note: Ruth was a widow

Stop peddling falsehoods..Ruth never made the 1st move on Boaz.
He who finds a wife finds a good thing.....meaning: (HE) must find, not SHE.

I still stand by my post.
RomanceRe: She Shot Her Shot And It Ended In Marriage (photos) by shortgun(m):
MakyavelitheDon:
Honestly I never knew this kind of stupidity exists outside the north.
Where in Christianity does it say only someone man should chase a woman?
Have you not heard how Ruth made a move on Boaz and later became an ancestor of Jesus himself?
Guy if u wanna express your opinion, do so without misquoting the Bible or exposing how shallow you are.
Normally, I won't respond to this post.
Am only doing so for the sake of many who are been deceived by the story of Ruth in the Bible.
Maybe you were told and u believed that Ruth wooed Boaz....this is false. Read ur Bible.

Boaz was the one who made the first move on Ruth.
1.He took noticed of her.
2.He made enquiries about her.
3.He invited her for launch.
4.He gave her food.....she ate to her full n had left overs
5.He gave her gifts.
6.He gave her favours.

Ruth 2:14
At mealtime Boaz called to her, “Come over here, and help yourself to some food. You can dip your bread in the sour wine.” So she sat with his harvesters, and Boaz gave her some roasted grain to eat. She ate all she wanted and still had some left over.

.....they already have a relationship initiated by Boaz before her mother in law advised her to take the relationship to next the next level.
Note: Ruth was a widow

Stop peddling falsehoods..Ruth never made the 1st move on Boaz.
He who finds a wife finds a good thing.....meaning: (HE) must find, not SHE.

I still stand by my post.
PhonesRe: Money Turns To Newspaper In Lagos by shortgun(m): 9:36pm On Jul 10, 2019
You,ur brother and d Pakistani are all fraudsters
RomanceRe: She Shot Her Shot And It Ended In Marriage (photos) by shortgun(m):
Any girl that makes the first move on me will only get my d*ck.
If u want me so bad just give the green light and I will make the moves.
Girls should be reserved n desired....any guy who cannot woo a girl in this age needs to up his game.

Modified:
All of you deseased cows quoting me and insulting ur Ancestors.
May ur daughters,sisters nieces chase after men...
Only if u can say Amen.
I am a Man!, I decide the woman I want to be with..I select not to be selected.

All u girls planning to go n woo a boy...remember, one day when the going gets rough, he will tell u that u were d one who deceived him into marrying u, dat he never wanted u.
Allow a man to be a MAN....if he wants u he will do anything to get ur attention.
It's not our culture for women to woo men
It's an Abomination in Christianity.
I stand by my post, you cant live ur life n live mine.
Why we remain where we are is because everyone wants u to be like others...I am different.
AutosRe: Camry And Corolla For Sale Money Needed Very Urgent by shortgun(m): 12:44am On Jul 10, 2019
Funny post grin
PoliticsRe: No Peace Unless Herdsmen Move Freely - Northern Group by shortgun(m): 3:41pm On Jul 07, 2019
Noise

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