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HeavenlyBang:
I'm saying you should sit any discussion about cars out because you obviously have nothing important to contribute.

You think a C240 is a performance luxury sedan with less than 180 HP, and went on to give a list of absolutely nonsensical factoids.
You service your car with wrong oils and skimp on maintenance.
You somehow think all Japanese cars are the same, while ignoring pricing brackets and positioning. You think a W203/W204 handles better than a Lexus IS, Infiniti G, or Acura TL? You think it's faster? More comfortable?

All you know is your poorly maintained rust bucket. Sit this one out.

I didn't know you came from the other side....no wonder
Untill u guys start to compare lexus, infiniti,Acura with AMG, Maybach and Brabus there's nothing to discuss.
Shitbox people.
U should not even be discussing cars cos u don't own one.

HeavenlyBang:
My comment above is referring to this absolutely senseless comment, though.

Only difference between an E Class and a C Class is the body?
Just so laughable I'm not even going to bother debunking it.

Aren't you the guy who uses 20W50? Or is that nako.ks?

Edit: Yeah, you're the one. You're also the one who uses wrong plugs and just all-around kazeemizes his car. Dem table your matter for beginning of the thread.

Can't take you seriously. Can't take a supposed car enthusiast who doesn't even take proper care of their car, seriously. Shut up and drive your crappy, ill-maintained C320 and allow those who know about cars discuss, boy.

I still use 20w50 oil.....I am in my house come n beat me.
I will say it a million times.
My C320 engine is less than 50k in the market..why should I service the engine monthly with more than 30k? With ur fake Mobil 1 oil.
You that is using mobile 1 and regular fuel when it's clearly stated that u should use premium fuel.
Who is doing more harm to their cars
How I wish the engine will die, but it still pours out steam from d exhaust in cold weather. I want to put in a monster V8 in d w203.
maybe u will die when u see a V8 in my W203

Eddee:
You sabi whine person eh... ;DTo be fair, I switched to 15w50 last month on my E class, car is on 3,538 km after oil change and oil level is at 7.5 quartz. Before where na 5w-30 by now e go dey 6.9/7.0 and I'll be needing to top a quartz at next refuelling.

I know say na penny-wise pound foolish but make I dey paper the cracks dey go abeg, Local man is tired

This is wisdom

HeavenlyBang:
My comment above is referring to this absolutely senseless comment, though.

Only difference between an E Class and a C Class is the body?
Just so laughable I'm not even going to bother debunking it.

Aren't you the guy who uses 20W50? Or is that nako.ks?

Stay one place abeg.
I quoted you when u said that C class owners don't have the bragging rights of the Benz family.
I had to bring u to order.
U r now talking about oils?

HeavenlyBang:
Ah, yes. Cars are just engines and transmissions.

Don't make me question your intelligence.

You've been schooled bro
Try to talk down of my C class ehh.
I guess u didn't know that d difference between a C class and E class is d body.
.....and yes Cars performance is rated by engine power and transmission.
So if you are driving an E class and me A C Class with the same engine n transmission we are equals.
Don't forget also that a have d advantages of being compact and sporty.

HeavenlyBang:
Wetin dey tire me for this matter na say na W203 most of these people dey drive.


If na Eddee and Werey with their E-Class, I for no even dey vex. Youse literally hyping up the worst generation of cars Mercedes ever made. Hilarious stuff.

This ur post shows u know nothing about Benz cars.
E classes of the same year comes with the same engine as C class....same horsepower, same toque, sometimes even same transmission.
Just that the E class is bigger in size...which many don't even fancy.
C class even shares same engine with some Mercedes SUVs.

Hazardfan1:
I love Benz sha, d useless mechanic who drove mine must have driven at a very high speed.

I guess he didn't know how fast he was going....cos of d balance and stability while he was on high speed.
Get urself another Benz and continue to shine like a star. Stand out from d crowd

Hazardfan1:
Lol, u no go kill me with these your funny, crazy descriptions.

Why are u in doubt?
Japanese cartons are structurely unstable and not safe to race with.....even if a Japanese carton engine is rated for 1000hp; immediately you speed up to 100km/h d whole body of the car will start to shake, you u feel lightness and starts to lose control of the contraption.
No be person go tell u to slow down.
On d other hand a Mercedes Benz will become more stable at high speeds.....180km/h will feel like 60km/h.
Even the bumber in a Benz is stronger than the frame of a Japanese carton.
One Japanese carton once hit me in d back, the sound of the impact made me to think that my car is gone.
When I came out and look at my benz.... nothing damaged aside from scratches here and there.

When I looked at the Japanese carton that hit me.

Bumper damaged, radiator folded, headlights broken, front grill shattered, AC gas leaking e.t.c, .
People that came after d crash were asking the man "oga, where d car wey hit u? and my Benz was right there

conductor250:
You're not permitted to write that your Benzedes has fault. According to the azzlickerz here, Benzedes do not have any fault.

If I start posting pictures of k-leg, towed, broken down and stolen Japanese shitboxes I see on the road daily; Nairaland server will Crash ;

Safety Tip for Benz Drivers.
If you by any chance find a Japanese carton in front of u when approaching a bend....give them like 1 km to complete d turn b4 u proceed.... Japanese cartons can't compete a turn in single lane, they must cut into the second lane when turning.

conductor250:
I swear. I always see benzedes drivers driving on the street like they're being chased by evil spirit.
Maybe those ones that pass me might even be be thinking they "fed dust" to me while I'm just cruising and listening to my music or gisting with a passenger in the car or even taking a phone call

With d kind of mouth u r making + trolling on this thread I don't think u will let any Benz overtake u on the road if u have the means to stop them. Unfortunately, u r driving a cosmetic shitbox.
You are right thou on that spirit part cos d Benz car and the owner are d same and one.....it's spiritual, I don't have d words to explain it to u judging from your poor background.

Iogobenz:
I raced one es330 today while going to owerri,omo when I hit full throttle ehn,the way the supercharger pick,scream and started feeding the Lexus dust ehn!lol
The m271 is a bad ass car.
At full throttle,it sounds like a bat locked up in a heated cage with someone poking it with a hot rod.
It screams like the devil in a boiling plant.
Much love for Merc abeg.

Na this kind talk dey sweet me die

More compression to ur War engine bro

ibbabah:
W203 is not outdated yet bro, it still rocks. I want to believe even in the next five years, people will still buy it for their comfort. What a car needs is its genuine maintenance and changing a car just like that won’t come up.

Loud it bro.
New cars are becoming lazy....my C350 doesn't have d madness of my C320.

No Benz car is underpowered as most people think here.
The C240 is a 2.6l performance luxury sedan
Some people don't want to hear this.
Let me say most of the mistakes many people make with their Benz cars that results in loss of power.

1. Benz cars come with high ratio compression engines, they require premium unleaded fuel to be the true monsters on the road.
Regular fuel like we have all over the country will reduce engine compression and result in loss of power. Benz cars are Premium unleaded fuel (required)
Using regular fuel will kill ur engine slowly with time.
Note: we have gone pass Premium fuel, we are blending and using "Race Fuel" for our war machines.

2. No Benz car is meant to run all d time with the radiator fan running at d maximum speed. If ur car is running at maximum fan speed all d time, ur engine is dying slowly. You will experience loss of power over time. Fix the issue (s) that is making this to happen.

3.Never use the cheap chinko fuel pump in your Benz cars; it will starve ur engine of the needed fuel at the right pressure causing misfires and loss of power.

My people perish for lack of wisdom.

Maduawuchukwu:
Zaria, Kaduna.

Perfect location, I've sent u message on WhatsApp.

Maduawuchukwu:
Good morning men dem. I have got cleans benz 230 2005 for sale. It was bought as direct Belgium just 7 months ago. My bro who owns the car is broke as hell and needs cash. It goes for 1.1million naira only(negotiable)

Ur location?

Amdman kindly get me 2011 Volvo XC60.
Treat as urgent.

Geminita1:
An excuse to use and dump her for the next slay queen.

It's not an excuse dear, if you were a nobody before you will understand that most girls will not even reply ur hello. They will treat u like a leper.
I have this experience but when money and good life came, the girls also came with all d "love".....even when u treat them badly they will still want to be around.
What bothers is this: Will she still be Here if life becomes hard, will she still love me without the cars,money and good life?
The ones that managed with u when life was rough will not show the kind of love, care n dedication like d ones with u when u become Rich.

Very difficult for you to know if she truly loves u or she's just pretending to love u when u r Rich.
Most girls will treat a rich guy good.
They have mastered the Art of Presence.

.
E pain them well.

HeavenlyBang:
E say na performance luxury sedan.
Una dey funny me die for this thread.


P for performance. P for pompouser.

PeRfoRmAnCe.

Yes! It's a performance luxury sedan and u can't argue with that.
I laugh at u guys when u start to compare every day normal Benz cars with Lexus/infiniti when in the real sense you should be comparing Lexus/infiniti to AMG, Maybach or Brabus.
Abi Una dey fear

Lexus is the luxury premium division of Toyota; that is to say, top of the line high end cars . If a normal Benz car can be compared with a luxury premium Toyota car..... doesn't it tell you something

HeavenlyBang:
When you're done masturbating over your stupid W203, you'll realize that the Lexus IS is the C Class competitor. And anyone who's been in a W203 and a 2005+ IS knows that it's not even close.

You guys are no longer comparing the C class to corrolla? It's now IS Lexus
I will never drive a Japanese carton under any nomencleture even if it's given for free.
I don't have a bandwagon mentality like most of you.
I live by high speed with peace of mind which unfortunately no Japanese carton can give in real life.
I will rather get a Volvo if I want to have the feels of another brand than touch a Japanese.
Thanks for the offer but I'll have to pass.

sacramento1212:
And what engine capacity does a C180 have if we are to go by basic C class?

Did u see me mention d keke engine 1.6 or the abominable 1.4l corrolla engines.This will be punching below d belt.

Okey; Let's do 1.8l corrolla Vs 1.8l c class
97hp@6,000rpm Vs 141hp@5,200rpm.
4speed auto. Vs 5 speed auto. .
5speed manual. Vs 6speed manual.
130Nm@4400rpm vs 220Nm@2,500rpm

What else do u want?
Corrolla 1.8 is a basic car, C180 is a performance luxury sedan.

sacramento1212:
C class is to be compared to Corolla since you mentioned Camry. E class vs Camry should be it.

Compare C class to Corolla
How? On what basis?
The most basic Japanese Vs a German luxury.
1.8l engine Vs 2.6l,3.2l,4.0 biturbo
Padlock key Vs keyless entry
Carjackers 1st Choice Vs Carjackers nitemare
Let me stop here for now b4 breeze go blow Corolla enter gutter.

This Benz thread is funny.
All the Japanese doing 0-1000km in 0.1second I guess is not the ones I see on the road Every day.
Maybe they are in ghost mode.
I've traveled from Abuja to Port Harcourt, kano, Zaria, umuahia, Enugu, Igbokoda, KatsinaBauchi, Jos, Gombe, Yola n michika in Adamawa.....e.t.c.
I hardly see any true competition by the Japanese cartons that are doing 0-1000km in 1second on this thread.

I didn't see any boko haram in d video

conductor250:
Benzedes driver don't you want 200k? Nominate your escrow on nairaland. You can call seun or any supermod let me wire the money straight away.

Plastic-driving kid

Continue to live in ur fools paradise
My happiness is that I flog ur Japanese carton mates everyday on the Road

I used one to play like that recently for Lokoja road, the guy was forming James Bond with his Japanese contraption, I just dey look am.
I overtook him..he will rev his Bolt n nut engine, u can hear the rattling of d engine 3km aways, all to meet up, I will slow down and allow him to overtake me and allow him some kilometres ahead, then I will overtake him again.

I did this multiple times
Until I left him far behind. Till I got to Lokoja.
When I came out from the restaurant after eating in Lokoja the guy was waiting for me beside my car.
When he saw me. "He said abeg Oga, which kind engine dey this ur car?"

Am not interested in ur virtual test, if u have d balls n believe in ur cosmetic shitbox, let's roll.
Real life, real road
100k can do alot for ur family after the Race including getting a decent casket to bury you.

kingreign:
As I dey so, na Uyo I dey. Precisely, Faith Road off Ikot Ekpene Expressway. Also, I don't subscribe to road driving and road rages. Its dangerous , it's illegal. Wanna race go to a race track!

Oh..ok
This is why u need a Benz..Drive at high speeds with peace of Mind
It becomes less dangerous with a Benz.
But what is life without Danger

kingreign:
Na Camry SE V6 2005 or Honda 3.0L V6 2005/6 I go carry finish the case for him. He never know what he's talking about.

A Lexus or acura or Infiniti or even Nissan will be an over kill.

I challenge u too...I know u should be in Abuja.
How about 2moro morning by 2am.

What u you don't know is that most Benz u think u can beat on the road are cars with vigin engines ...my own na olosho for road...it has been disvigined.
Benz is programmed to give u speed as per how thirsty u are for it.
Challenge is still open.
Free 100k

conductor250:
Hahahahaha. Who is this fool? When did racing become men's activity? For your info, the 1984 Toyota Supra will flog anything Benzedes manufactured on the road in 2019. Go and watch videos. Anyway I have not seen a real-life scenario that involves racing and I'll prefer to address you as a kid because it's kids like you that buy cars to "race" including people that purchase Supra and Lamborghini et al.

Free 200k for you if we submerge the hood of your plastic Benzedes in water for 120 seconds and your Benzedes engine starts and runs properly thereafter without one sensor or the other blowing like dynamite.

Free 200k by cash or transfer. Call any escrow/surety on nairaland. I'll send the money to him to hold. Just do the video and upload here then I'll give him go-ahead to transfer the money to you.

I tot as much...empty barrel + drum.
Nonsense and conductor250.

conductor250:
Leave am make the unreliable plastic chop im money first. Private users dey complain e wan carry fragile carton go do business

I challenge you to a race with any 3.5l engine Japanese sedan/SUV of any year in Airport Road Abuja by 2am.
I will race with my 3.2l C320.
From city gate to airport flyover.(about 26km)
Stake is 100k each
Moderator; Guards Brigade, 176 Guards Battalion.
Winner takes all.
Send me a pm if u think u can be 100k richer and alive after the race with ur Japanese.
Let us settle this once and for all like Men.

Someone that wants to sell her artwork.
She d real Art-tist.
I know by now some honey men go done place order.
Good strategy, Go girl.