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CrimeRe: Car Snatchers Arrested With Over 150 Stolen Handsets In Anambra (photos) by shortgun(m): 5:16am On Aug 30, 2019
Wonder shocked
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 12:24pm On Aug 29, 2019
conductor250:
Funny the only thing I'm seeing here is complaints on complaints cheesy

No wonder this wise guy said...
I wonder why u are so obsessed n bitter with the Benz brand grin
If u want one go n buy....if u don't want leave people that know the value of German technology to enjoy or suffer as u said in peace.
Like someone said " is it ur suffer" grin
You are wasting ur energy trying to make people here not to buy Benz.
As I am typing this someone is making payment for a Benz in Berger, another is saving to get a Benz.....others are dreaming to have one.
Pls channel ur energy to something that will be beneficial to u and ur generation.....this one is effort that will end in futility.
If u like follow wisdom.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 12:16pm On Aug 29, 2019
dejosh:
I need urgent help pls. I recently purchased a Benz C 180 with security (I.e I open and close the door with its remote control). I locked it the normal way on Sunday night, only to begin to Battle with opening since yesterday all to no avail. What do I do please?
You should have an IR port on the handle of the driver door.
Point your key very close to it, press n hold the open button on the remote key for some seconds...this should unlock the door.
Good luck.
RomanceRe: Is She Really Hating Or Loving Me? by shortgun(m): 12:23am On Aug 27, 2019
Why is it so difficult for you to mind ur business? You are obviously obsessed with her and what she does, how she feels about u.
Live ur life in that compound as if she doesn't exist.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 1:21am On Aug 26, 2019
conductor250:
But I thought we were friends. Didn't know its OK for you to insult King Lexus on your thread but taunting little Merc fanboys here is illegal.
Bro, there are 7 billion people in the world less than 5% are comfortable, can afford to buy and maintain a Benz. It is no surprise that Benz owners will be in d minority hence the high sales from other brands that are cheaper and made for the poor majority. I've seen countless of Toyota/lexus owners dreaming to own a Benz but very few Benz owners wants a Toyota. Even u, yes u. You are only trying to feel good about yourself cos u can't afford a Benz. It's no secret that Mercedes Benz vehicles are high end machines that very few can afford.
My 1985 190E have more advanced technology compared to a 2003 Toyota/lexus.
Don't be too hard on yourself, Benz is not for every dick, Tom n harry.
Enjoy your Toyota and allow the previledged few to stand out like Stars that we are.
CrimeRe: Beware Of Police In Abuja by shortgun(op): 6:55pm On Aug 25, 2019
egopersonified:
Edstma in benin place 'no u turn' signs at certain junctions. I have noticed that at a particular junction, they remove the no u turn sign for a long time ,then wake up one morning and fix it. Cos the sign is new, most drivers just make a u turn without seeing the sign, then they impound your vehicle. After a few days, they remove the sign and wait weeks before putting the sign up again.
grin grin grin
This very wicked
CrimeRe: Beware Of Police In Abuja by shortgun(op): 1:53pm On Aug 25, 2019
allubi:
That is true, happened to a friend of mine and I was with him that day
Thought I was the only one.
Happened to me twice.
CrimeBeware Of Police In Abuja by shortgun(op): 1:02pm On Aug 25, 2019
There's a new trick used by the police in Abuja to extort Drivers.
Here's how it works.
They will park there patrol car in a corner where you won't see them if u are making a turn, when u have completed the turn you will now see them, they will pretend they are on Stop n Search Duty, they will stop and ask u to park. You will park with confidence grin
You know ur particulars are correct n up to date.
This usually happens in areas with small traffic.
They will demand for your vehicle particulars, after going through them n everything is in place the next thing you will hear is "Oga why you follow one-way".
You will become confused, you will walk back to where u made the turn to confirm if you are still sane.
The road doesn't have a one way sign, doesn't have a no entry sign.
You will only know it's a one-way road cos the police told you so.
Disagree, argue, speak big grammar from now till next year, your vehicle will be impounded and taken to the station if you refuse to settle grin


Police can decide anytime that a road you've known for years has now become a one-way without any sign suggesting that grin
The only way to beat them is to carry cash for settlement.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 10:27am On Aug 25, 2019
weyreypey:
Be careful
....of what huh
TravelRe: Car Crashes Into A Shop In Iyana Ipaja, Lagos After The Driver Lost Control by shortgun(m): 12:22pm On Aug 23, 2019
Kylekent59:
Running at 120km/h on a street.

It could be a break failure.
I don't think so, Toyota and most Japanese cars are known to cause this kind of accidents due to quick acceleration.
Just a little push on the gas pedal d car will gain speed suddenly; confusing alot of naive drivers mostly women.
CrimeRe: 4 Police Men Who Killed Unarmed Suspects In Lagos Have Been Dismissed & Remanded by shortgun(m): 10:11pm On Aug 22, 2019
What of the guy shouting "you go collect" he needs to be charged too.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 5:26pm On Aug 21, 2019
Eddee:
Shortgun I sight you. wink
Thanks Baba man wey sabi
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 3:04pm On Aug 21, 2019
Eldersege:
Fantastic.

I want to buy a benz C240 year 2001, Nigeria user.
Good interior and exterior but AC not working and power steering seem to be making sound

He is asking for N850.

Pls is this a good buy?

How much can I fix AC (compressor etc)
How much can I fix the steering pump and rack.

You wisdom is always appreciated.

Thanks
You've got a good deal bro
Since u said d vehicle have a good interior grab it.
Point out faults to the seller and make it look like a big deal.
Offer him/her like 700k, do shakara well well grin.. hopefully, he will come down on price.
AC problems in w203 is not a big deal these days....AC technicians have been able to demystify d AC problems long ago. You need patience while working on your AC.

Don't allow any rewiring of anything....unless they want to change to manual compressor, they will introduce a relay and compressor sensor in the fuse box compartment.
Aside that don't allow anyone run wires from your blower to the compressor.

Power steering is not a difficult thing to fix....take it to a good mechanic, he should check the steering pump, knockle, and rack.
Change d part(s) that is bad, don't waste money trying to repair or rebuild them
Good luck n welcome to the family in Advance.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 12:41pm On Aug 21, 2019
xpertriate:
What about 2004?
What I currently have in front of me is 2004,c230k sport.
Anything scaring about this particular model?
If you like the car buy it....no car is maintenance free.
A car will serve u if take good care of it. Buy the car, experience how it performs n tell us.
Don't give in to fears.....it will ruin u.
CrimeRe: #EndSARS: Nigerians React As Police Officer Kills Unarmed Robbers In Daylight by shortgun(m): 1:18am On Aug 21, 2019
This is shameful.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 6:24pm On Aug 19, 2019
aaidel:
Hello House please which shop in abuja can do machining of rotors reliably? i Get vibrations on braking on a 2013 E350 4Matic and the rotors have been identified as the culprits.
Just buy new rotors or Belgium and save yourself the headache..... Resurfacing uneven rotors will cause more problems eventually.
PoliticsRe: Supreme Court Faults Self In Amaechi Vs Omehia Case 12 Years After by shortgun(m): 9:57am On Aug 19, 2019
OP is a daft b4 the law grin
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 6:28pm On Aug 18, 2019
Buynowautos:
Thanks for breaking it down cool But however why will a 3.2L engine be more fuel efficient than a 2.4L engine this seems against the norm. Any explanation for this?
C240 is 2.6l not 2.4l, you guys keep making this mistake over n over again.
FamilyRe: The Moment A Father Caught His Daughter Twerking (photos) by shortgun(m): 2:19am On Aug 17, 2019
Staged angry
Nonsense angry
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by shortgun(m): 2:10am On Aug 17, 2019
Thread said 1.2m or less. OP it's like numerous clients calling u and making enquiries is beginning to get into your head abi angry
Your thread is beginning to look like that of other dealers people are running away from.
Gradually, ur cars are beginning to get expensive.
Don't end like others that will post a car and will not sell it for 4 years due to greed.
BusinessRe: Nairalander took Bet9ja To Court PHOTOS by shortgun(m): 11:13pm On Aug 15, 2019
Nothing Musa no go see for gate
AdvertsRe: Stun Gun And Pepperspray For Sale In Nigeria. Delivery To Anywhere by shortgun(m): 5:23pm On Aug 15, 2019
GAZZUZZ:
. nikaShow take down this advert, things like this should be should lowkey not in the public realm, the next call you might receive might be from the DSS.
Why will he do that? The Govt has failed to protect Nigerians.
So we should not protect ourselves? You want people to remain seating ducks until they are hacked to death?

If I see anyone selling assault rifles I will buy it to protect myself and love ones....self preservation is a natural law.
CrimeRe: BREAKING!!! Nigerian Soldiers Kill Three Police Officers , Injure Others by shortgun(m): 9:08pm On Aug 07, 2019
Is this a country?
HealthRe: Lady Runs Mad At Uselu Market, Benin After Being Dropped By A Benz by shortgun(m): 9:05pm On Aug 07, 2019
Very soon girls will stop dating guys that drive a benz.
The criminals and ritualists are really making things difficult for legit hustlers like us who are die hard benz owners.
Yahoo benz.
grin grin
PoliticsRe: Former President Goodluck Jonathan Needs To Explain These.... To Nigerians by shortgun(m): 8:58pm On Aug 07, 2019
Because he means well for the country.
He showed commitment to make the country great.
He respects people's rights and privileges.

Unlike the the one occupying the office now who is dead and bereft of ideas.
CrimeRe: Taskforce Forcefully Shave Young Men's Hair With Scissor In Niger State (photos) by shortgun(m): 9:56am On Aug 06, 2019
Nonsense
PoliticsRe: US Indicts Atiku As Brain Behind Recent Killings In Nigeria by shortgun(m): 2:41am On Aug 05, 2019
KevMitnick:
These guys are shameless, lol.
Very shameless I tell you
CrimeRe: Brazilian Gang Leader Dressed As Daughter In Wonky Prison-break Attempt by shortgun(m): 2:38am On Aug 05, 2019
He gave himself out grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Lady With Big Backside Causes Commotion, Gets Sexually Assaulted (photos, Video) by shortgun(m): 7:13am On Aug 01, 2019
After watching d video.
The men touching her are nothing but animals.
TV/MoviesRe: TSTV Now Have EPL Rights For Nigeria by shortgun(m): 7:11am On Aug 01, 2019
Are u sure?

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