MrBachelor:
An average of 10k.

Feeding, fueling, chilling, giving, and miscellaneous. The naira has no value, really.

And I never marry o .

Yes 10k daily... Any job that's not paying you 300k today, quit or add side hustle otherwise you no go survive the earthquake

Alexgman1:
I and my colleague at work recently got romantic. Shes a single mum but she said it was a mistake. Four years ago her so called ex got her pregnant & told her to keep the baby but after a while he travelled and till date he hasn't return neither is his line going through. She later delivered the baby and with the help of her parent shes taking care of the child and hes going to school.

Now back to us. We got into a romantic relationship & she started disturbing me to sex her because its been years she did it. She came to sleep over one night & after so much romancing she pleaded that i should flex her that she cant endure any longer. I stood up & went to my jacket to get a packet of condom. When she saw it she was displeased & asked me not to use condom on her that she doesn't like it at all. I told her i have to use it because i am not ready to be a father yet. I told her i dont know how to withdraw. We both sat on the bed pleading to each other until she got fed up & slept off. She said i dont love her.

If you like enter trouble, don't come back here and disturb us. 2023 is close, we don't need distractions from condoms and HIV. Everybody is trying to be Obidient and yusful to his life

ModCaller:
They will soon increase the price. Bastards

LOL, by now Buhari has called the custom officer in charge to review the duty pay on solar panels.

The earlier we realize we are in a cage and violently find the key

FalseProphet1:
Very soon, coke, Fanta and other soft drinks would be abandoned by Nigerians because of the rising cost. I see Nigerians embracing offio (tiger nut) juice.

This I have seen.

Trust buhari to increase the price of empty can and price of tiger nuts. In this kwantry, there is no escape. All man go hear am

oz4real83:
this is not an ordinary car, it is a classic, that car will be worth millions in years to come. Same thing with old wines, the older,the more expensive.

Some of the metals could be pure silver, oyibo no dey do nonsense

SpecialAdviser:

The babalawo that prepares juju wey this people dey use convince their followers deserve international award.

Grammy greatest of all time. That babalawo can help Nasa to time travel. He is just wasting his talent on APC and the urchin followers

SmellyNyash:
Obedient girl with functioning brain unlike those irredeemable mumus!!


Just imagine wetin dem dey support!!


Just picture this forbidden face for the next 9 years and u will get the picture clearly.


Imagine how this face will look like in your head in the next 9 years tueh

Mehn... 9 fuckiiin years in hell. This face will be like effigi or skulpture or should I say condemned skull that's over 200yrs in grave. Shiit... This mistake should not happen abeg

lereinter:



You mean all the people that spend extravagantly are doing yahoo

Those who spend extravagantly somehow receives extravagantly. Imagine the baker of that cake hitting 3.5m straight from cake where do you think he or she is going to spend the proceeds? Of course, he also will spend it extravagantly. The only difference between and wise extravagant spender and a foolish extravagant spender is asset and liabilities.

ICTWeb247:
Multichoice lacks contents.

I get bored watching their decoder.

Reasons I need a Smart tv. Pay aw you watch with data.

Get an android box, no time. 30k

jeffizy:
Which of the numerous orders especially from the Senate house has multichoice submitted to?

That's the point, multi choice no dey obey Nigeria law. Never

Kollins11:
Congratulations to them!

Meanwhile.. Her husband should run paternity test on those kids.

Why can't you just allow peace to reign.

Na brain block.. At that point he thought he was defending

immortalcrown:
Living in bondage since 2015.

Was he active in APC before?

Dem sack him since, na him no wan go home.

The man dey bondage since, na tinubu finally liberate am.

Minime10:


The judge sef no try at all, wetin be 14years in a case of first degree murder of a young girl of 19.
Night and day is counted as two days in serving jail term.
The murderer will be out just after 7yeaes

I tell you only 14yrs

MrWraith:
That looks and sounds of that gun was instant give away he wasn't going to make it. How did the gunman manage to get so close to the ex PM?

It didn't appear like a gun... You no no japan again?

ScamHunter:
That Reno is a wolf in sheep's clothing. Did you guys say he's a pastor? Such a disgrace to Christianity.

The guy is broke, he knows only PDP can share money give am but the sudden show of PO made him start act like a mad mad man because, he knows the PO no dey give shishi. Buhari didn't give him kobo now another 8yrs of PO means he will be broke for long.

SirBlack999:
Something evil is about to descend on. And some naive fellows are screaming PVC. I wonder if the PVC would save them if these terrorists came for them.

Terrorists have surrounded the country. I pity Peter Obi or any southern president.

Eniitankorede:



Please stop talking like an illiterate. There are no magomago in it because fingerprinting and facial recognition technology makes it impossible for multiple registration.

So you can import idiots from Chad and Niger because they have fingers and face to vote in Nigeria and disappear. How many people have common NIN in Borno or registered Sim card. Go check the records and come back let's know who is the illiterate here.

KingOfTheDamned:
Christianity is under siege in Nigeria .. Time to stand up and defend our faith . These infidels won't stop , it's time to remind them that the church of God suffereth violence no be today ... E don tay when these infidels have tried to take over the faithful and convert us to Islam...

They tried it in the old world and the templers chased them out of Jerusalem....
They cannot wipe Christianity out of Nigeria!! It is a lie!!

It is time for an eye for an eye...

This is the old testament law it is time we bring it back. If you kill my reverend I will kill your imam

If you kill my daughter I will kill your wife


If you kill my neighbors I will kill your entire clan

Isreal adopted this strategy since... Nigeria Christians still dey learn. Only MNK understood the game and unleashed ESN. In Isreal, if you kill one Jew, 10 of you people must be eliminated to equate the life of jew. That's the only reason Isreal I still living today. Very soon, e go be like that for 9ja.

oluseyiforjesus:
Lagos 600k+
Kaduna 500k+
Hmmmm
Who is thinking wat I'm thinking........

You no even see Borno... Headquarter of terrorism and illiterates... Is competing with Lagos

INEC :THE WHOLESOME FRAUD HAS STARTED.

By Political Animal.

Dear @inecnigeria, Something is not adding up. Borno is ravaged by so much insecurity. As at last year, only 4 local govt had access to mobile network. How did Borno move from 6328 to 501,347 in space of 10months? The fact that it's online registrations makes it unbelievable!!
States that struggled to register candidates for WAEC are doing unbelievable numbers. How?? Remember the issues of electronic transfer of election results was vehemently opposed last year because of poor network in these states, how come they have network for online registration?

How is Borno state matching Lagos How? @inecnigeria? What are you guys cooking please? These figures don't add up. With the economic hardship, more people have moved to Lagos in the past 4-5years. How is Borno almost matching the numbers in Lagos for God’s sake .What's happening?
We have more smart phone users in Lagos state than any other state in this country.
We are talking about ONLINE REGISTRATION here.
How is Borno state matching Lagos state? @inec should explain.

It takes a certain level of education to be internet savvy. Can someone please explain to me like i'm a 5 year old how educationally less developed states have more online registered voters than say Lagos & Anambra, states with highest literacy level in Nigeria
It is unfortunate that many
southerners are working so hard for PVC registration offline and online but the states and their numbers remain low and embarrassing . But some states in the north where internet penetration is very low & less populated, have numbers by
@inecnigeria voter registration that keep going high..

This is the same bias, imbalance and injustice that made many Southerners loose hope in Nigeria.Nigeria will never see development if this mass corruption is encouraged.. We must stand up and start asking the right questions!
@inecnigeria pls explain this!

Rivers and bayelsa that are doing well in numbers, but if they tell you how much cash people are spending daily to bring people out for this registration.... You will almost run mad.

The unfortunate thing is that southern politicians who should be bringing this to the fore and mount pressure on INEC to offer explanations are very busy scrambling for VP role or struggling to be part of a government in 2023 that will no never be in Nigeria again .Whether APC or PDP.

The "wholesome" fraud has begun. This is called cradle to grave type of fraud. No longer the half and full ballot snatching.
They Know the end game based on the “obedient movement “and have started sowing the seeds of rigging. They have started the journey for electoral fraud . That's what @inecnigeria is doing.
#inecstoptheonlineregistrationfraud

Cantonese:
Fortunately for FFK he is a member of the ruling party. He is part of the murderers.

The roasted chicken has finished... He needs to make noise for them to give him another one

Shellsploit:
Chai ..


Very useless agbero's
I pity transporters and passengers coming to onitsha from other parts of the state.

Those touts at upper iweka are just idiots, I don't know what the governors do about them

blazingblender:
Seems we should start arming ourselves

Waiting concern buhari with your arming. If you are in the north and armed yourself, you are a herder but if you are in the south and arm yourself, you are an ESN commander. For now, this is the federal republic of bandits

Thinkam:
I expect every youth in that vicinity to be gunned down, or locked up for eternity

Let army go and burn down the village

Yankee101:
Buhari's convoy then prison
What's going on in naija?
Until these guys take over?

They have taken over, I pity Peter Obi sha wey Wan go inherit doom of the zoo

Islie:
A Katsina resident, who witnessed the attack on the convoy of President Muhammadu Buhari in Katsina State, has narrated how he escaped....






https://dailytrust.com/we-hid-in-the-bush-witness-speaks-on-buharis-convoy-attack


Lalasticlala

Fulani janjaweedds vs Fulani Caliphates...

1 - 1. Draw

pharmagba:


The Ransom on the head of Nigerian president may just be equal to our annual budget

They will just open cbn vault

gaby:
Nigeria's own natural disaster is her leadership cum citizens......

I have been thinking which one is better... Natural disaster or buhari?

Alexiiydon:
Him belle don enter finish

But his face still fresh, they are feeding him well with healthy foods. His liver and kidney will be very happy

VeryWickedMan:
Lol
See low budget plane with the fans exposed like a Rambo-era helicopter.

Cheap flight, cheap death

That kind of plane is used for survey and search parties. I don't think it's a passenger plane, God save his people we no Wan hear stories oo

obyrich:
Jesus did not all the problem of the Jews when he was on earth. Peter Obi has not claimed to have the capacity to solve all our problems. Nobody can solve all of Nigeria problems. All we want is leadership focused on sincerely tackling our issues and uniting us .

You are replying a bmc. Some people benefit from the dead state of Nigeria, you don't expect them to support a working Nigeria because, they are not ready to work.