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Jaybeeeeee!!!!!!!!
Where art thou oooooo? Mo ti miss eeee "in yoruba o"

Hello all,
I am in a dilenma now. Can anybody advice me of any schools that offer Computer networkign as a course in Africa as a whole, jokes aside but Africa does not include Libya,Tunisia or Algeria or Sudan,Somali, in my definition.
I prefer mostly East,South or West Africa.

This would be very much appreciate. Even if its a 2 year diploma/degree specifically in networking.

I would appreciate your response.Thanks

@super1759. Truth be told,with or without a phone,your English is appalling. Go and edit your yye English jo before you start bragging.

So all you guys can haggle about is how much the wallet can contain. smh

What are you creeps talking about civilization? Civilization brought gay pageants or gay men? If you are not sure just shut up cos Boko Haram probably is made up of homosexual males married only because its Nigeria. Need I tell you that 80% of gay men in Nigerians are Hausa people. The statistics is mine but I am sure y What are you creeps talking about civilization? Civilization brought gay pageants or gay men? If you are not sure just shut up cos Boko Haram probably is made up of homosexual males married only because its Nigeria. Need I tell you that 80% of gay men in Nigerians are Hausa people. The statistics is mine but I am sure yu know what I mean.

To all of you saying ,its like jumping without leaping etc , did your parents date before getting married ,No. Their marriages have lasted a lot longer than ours do nowadays.
Dating ,however short or long is in order to become acquainted to the person who becomes your spouse.
Like they do in some traditional societies, they parents look out for "responsible" men or women for their children and get them connected and wedding afterwards. How "responsible" this boy or girl is , to an extent determines how the marriage goes on, if happy or not. Everyother thing can be sorted out.


That being said, I gotta date even if just for a week ;

eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Honey ko, honey ni

@Siga, no let me koboko you first

@Deeplow, sorry for sinking low to exchanging words with you. Your temper apparently belies your intelligence . Ode

@Deeplow, You are a clown, U dont need to yab yourself,ur statements are doing that already.If you do not realise that comparism of billions to 3k is sarcasm then u need to prime ur rusty brain more often. Its a public forum to state whatever I want to provided i aint insulting anybody.Dunno why I am even explaining my self to you. If you dont get how to relate here stick to Otapiapia.com.
And plus I am not your friend please. @

@Deeplow,
You k now useless peeps by the filth the spew. When you cannot engagae in a civil banter, you resort to insults. Wanna take an opinion poll to let people convince you of your "Uselessness". Wahala.
Ori e ti baje

Hey Gbanj 11.Ugandan money is downright useless. Stop using google for research
@deeplow, if it aint funny to you, Just walk right past. You would be surprise what a billion stones would get for you anywhere in the world and 1000 naira cant help you even in Nigeria,Patriot

No forget billion Ugandan Shillings na like 3 thousand naira as useless as the Naira is o.

"Sauer
Many waters go under the bridges is what happens. Sometimes after 3 years You don practically love every guy and you come de wonder, na w ao so I opened a thread for this one sef.lolllllllllllllllllll

@Yuzedo,
Yo didnt buy BB Torch cos University girls are showing around with it. you almost sound sillier than those girls. If You want something, go for it and leave those meaningless excuse like silly uni girls are usisng it.
Having a white Boss, I would have assumed you would know the way of the world. smh

@Jakumo
Such senseless ness. Why don't you get the Man's number and spew your bile directly into his ear

@PISH, where are you based?

Randyorton
I can bet my car you will not marry a lady younger than 27 and if you do she is already miserable.

Bros /Sis U think like ur brain is made out of solidified poo

Any man who will beat his wife is useless, sorry to abuse your husband.
Sorry that you lost your baby also.


But the crux of the matter is this, why are you already desperate for a child after 2 years of marriage. Are you over 40? The essence of marriage is companionship and to share a life, Children are an additional gift which you may or may not get.The sooner you stop hinging your happiness on that, the better for every one of you and us.


Go in Peace

@Godman,
Where did you fall out from?
I doubt that it's from a woman's kini  
The white man manufactured shoes cos of snow, smh
I stand to be corrected

IT ALL BELONGS TO YOU, Damita Haddon

I read people's response here and remember why I feel sorry for Nigeria.

@Anonymous,
Well said surely.
But I still maintain that language is just a barrier,lets all speak English, yippie.
What good is proverbs an idioms to me.Every single igbo,hausa or Yoruba proverb has an English version.On a serious note, I cannot tell you the advantage speaking some Nigerian Languages has given me in some places which is not fair. I should not know how to speak Hausa or Yoruba to be helped out, everyone should be treated fairly irrespective of dialect but I assume I am flogging a dead horse, so I no go even try.
English or Pidgin, way forward mate!!

Language doesn't not translate to identity. Left to me I would rather nobody spoke anything apart from English in Nigeria, all these languages are just an avenue or excuse for extending tribal discrimination.English all the way!!!!!!! Yippie

I still don't understand why when there is problem of any kind, people come and shout FRESH AIR.For cryin gout loud, these problems existed eons before Jonah was born so what is it about it again? Can't you guys proffer solutions or shut ur dirty stinking mouth according by somebody I know. Fresh AIR is all you scream here, nansense.

r231.spot on.
Person dey find paper, you dey say make im date Naija girls. Na true!!!

Tell him I sell Guns, Knifes and rat poison too. Depression has a cure. Its also very affordable .

@born2f
She is damn ugly because God made her so. Too many shallow people here. Just in case you didnt know, you have no influence on how you look when you are born. duh!!!