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SportsRe: Messi Breaks Goalless Record Against Chelsea To Equalise After Willian’s Opener by Shroud: 12:30am On Feb 21, 2018
NonFarmPayrol:
they use hitting the bar twice to determine they owned the match


i blame barca sha for toothless possession


chelsea would have been thinking of next year
Truly Barcelona wasted a lot of the possession. But Chelsea didn't deserve to win. Wonder why all successive Chelsea coaches keep employing the same boring sit back techniques to play Barca as if they are leister city? The game was nearly boring.

But then their half was always corwded with bodies whenever Barcelona touched the ball. Their pitch is one of the smallest amongst top teams in Europe. So they can easily crowd their half.
SportsRe: Messi Breaks Goalless Record Against Chelsea To Equalise After Willian’s Opener by Shroud: 11:50pm On Feb 20, 2018
Bamz:
Wow Mr. Professor, so much foam , so little beer. Which rule says having a lot of the ball but not the greatest end result is a good thing?

Your attempt to talk cute is just pathetic. When did defending become forbidden in football? Deep down you know only a few teams in the world would match Barca's domineering nature but no you're so apt at trolling.
I said Chelsea were defensive you denied and asked if I watched the match.

I gave you statistics and ball possession. And you deflect shifting the goal post. You're not psychologically balanced or mentally stable.

I text-flog your type. You're not worth my keystrokes in trying to debate with a dense knucklehead like you if you keep switching like a hoe doing multiple partners.

Over Half the fan of your club are societal reprobates, shiftless touts, okada cum keke drivers and free beer recipients in public pubs misled by the vain theatrics of Morinho when they thought the trophy will come in droves.

Don't ruin the internet like you guttersnipes almost ruin football.
SportsRe: Messi Breaks Goalless Record Against Chelsea To Equalise After Willian’s Opener by Shroud: 11:26pm On Feb 20, 2018
Bamz:
Wow the kinds of puerile comments I read on NL never ceases to amaze.

Did you watch the match at all?
Are you aware of the stats?
Do you know the team that hit the upright twice?
Do you know the team that didn't have a shot on target for a whole half?

I'm forced to think you're just trolling. Have a blessed life.
A fan with cataract and colour blindness!

First half possession 75-25

Second half 71-29

So hitting that bar means they weren't playong behind the ball , even hazard was playing behind the ball.

Chelsea were defending with all 11 players at most points.

Hardly you get a Chelsea fan without chronic perceptual disturbances!
SportsRe: Messi Breaks Goalless Record Against Chelsea To Equalise After Willian’s Opener by Shroud: 11:04pm On Feb 20, 2018
Chelsea parking the bus, playing like a pack of frightened kids.

They are a disgrace to football. English champions who are too afraid to play like men.
CelebritiesRe: Diamond Platnumz: "I Might Not Live To See March, I Need Your Prayers" by Shroud: 9:25am On Feb 20, 2018
Mother of 5? By how many men?

That's what happens when you marry for looks.

The miserable whelp of a man should pick himself up and realise he can do so much better than piece of hoe.
PoliticsRe: Oluremi Tinubu: APC ‘Trashed’ My Husband After Winning 2015 Election by Shroud: 9:14am On Feb 20, 2018
Tinubu is Buhari's used toilet paper and his wife is only speaking from both sides of the mouth.

Funny how a Nigerian politician speaks about God and hell.

I know APC , as it is today, will not survive beyond 2019 win or lose.
RomanceRe: Man Explains Why "Bad Girls" Get Married Faster While "Good Girls" Don't by Shroud: 9:11pm On Feb 19, 2018
lefulefu:
this is why its important for couples who want to marry to be sexually compactable. If u can't match up to her sexual prowess and u two get married then yawa don gas nacheesy. Its better she gets married to dat guy dat makes her wet her pants or d one dat really dig it for hercheesy. But many ladies won't do dis cos maybe d guy that is sexually compactable with them isn't as rich as the one they are not attracted tocheesy. Hence they might get married to d guy they feel nothing for cos of his money and that's when the cheating startscheesy.
very true.
RomanceRe: Man Explains Why "Bad Girls" Get Married Faster While "Good Girls" Don't by Shroud: 8:02pm On Feb 19, 2018
lefulefu:
mehn dats harsh.he's only airing what he wants in a woman.maybe if most men end up marrying the type of lady they want the cheating would reduce.don't u think so?
nope. The dude has it twisted.

Good girls are the wife materials not bad girls.

A bad girl who does doggy, watches porn and sucks your dick is nice. But the truth is if you marry a sexually experienced girl who has had sexual experiences you can't match, then your marriage is gone. Trust me, I know this one.

Nothing irks a woman than lying under a man whose sexual prowess is inferior to her past partner's.

Good girls on the other hand can be taught the nasty stuffs by you in marriage and you will become the benchmark, not some faceless baggage who she runs back to in WhatsApp or Facebook to rekindle the lost image of her past sexual sceneries.
RomanceRe: Man Explains Why "Bad Girls" Get Married Faster While "Good Girls" Don't by Shroud: 2:22pm On Feb 19, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

The truth is,
Bad girls know the koko,
Good girls don't.

How will I see a girl who will suck me,
give me doggy,
wear sexy gstrings,
sing along with me to Eminem,
wear bum shorts and watch porn with me,

Then settle for one who will only tie wrapper and allow me touch her only we want to make babies and insist we pray and sing hymns afterwards?

Life is not that hard abeg.

Good girls are not wife material period.
Their place is in the convent.
someone said you're a good person offline but every time I read your post I believe you're only mirroring your true life online: pathetic.

From the above description of what you term a preferable girl, it's very safe to conclude you're in the process to birth hoes and criminals as children.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija Craze: Why Nigerian Youths Are Too Young To Run - Osayimwen by Shroud: 2:12pm On Feb 19, 2018
The aimless youths will either ignore this thread or opine their usual empty drivel.

Nigerian youths are amongst the most politically naive in the world.
Car TalkRe: Amazing Facts You May Not Know About Mercedes Benz by Shroud: 10:37am On Feb 19, 2018
Armstrong34:
waiting for the Toyota Vaseline ,corolla and Camry crew to come and give us their 1001 reason why their fuel economical corolla is the bestgrin
It's an abomination to compare Mercedes with Toyota.

A serious automobile sacrilege.
CrimeRe: Protest As Trigger-happy Policeman Shoots Cab Driver Dead In Port Harcourt (pic) by Shroud: 6:52pm On Feb 18, 2018
Nigeria police is a disgrace to all police unit all over the World.

The recruitment system is faulty. The institution is a rot. Police in Nigeria have no fear of their actions because they are sure the system will protect them. The worst they can suffer for their crime is a transfer.

It's time for Nigerians to ask: who police the police man?

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