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EventsRe: MC Oluomo Throws ‘Braless’ Birthday Party (Photos) by Shymm3x: 6:25pm On Mar 17, 2016
9jacrip:
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Loool. My Ife bruddah, don't take it to heart. You know that's what social media is for, especially a medium like this one, where you don't have ya face and details attached to anything. You know me, I just talk reckless and say outlandish stuffs that come to my mind when I'm typing. grin

But really and truly, how the fvck is anyone going to bow down to a disgraced sket and call her a queen? I can't do that - I tell who.res to get on their knees and suck my mandingo, not the other way around, as an original black man.

Enjoy ya king. wink
EventsRe: MC Oluomo Throws ‘Braless’ Birthday Party (Photos) by Shymm3x: 6:01pm On Mar 17, 2016
4nobody4every1:
Dayuum, welcome to the real world bredren from the celestial galaxies grin grin
Lmao.

Who.res have been winning since Jesus was turning water to wine, ask Mary Magdalene.

How many women have more followers on twitter/instagram than Kim Kardashian, Amber Rose, and Rihanna? Rihanna is a skets as well...almost everyone has passed through her. Ol'girl is just there to be fvcked once you become a celebrity.

And in Ife, folks are now going to start bowing down to a supreme sket, who's more or less everyone's cum bucket, as their queen.

They're winning - can't knock their hustle. grin
EventsRe: MC Oluomo Throws ‘Braless’ Birthday Party (Photos) by Shymm3x: 5:34pm On Mar 17, 2016
DrHighchief:
Can dis women make good housewife? What will dey tell their children dat they were exposing their....for d world to c? May God help us all...
The Ooni of Ife just married one and she's now a prominent Yoruba queen.

Kanye West married one and Wiz Khalifa has a kid with one.

Who.res make great housewives, trust me. grin
EventsRe: MC Oluomo Throws ‘Braless’ Birthday Party (Photos) by Shymm3x: 5:32pm On Mar 17, 2016
ilawanson44:
CHAI!!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked

Shebi una see as babes dey take lie? This babe is my guy babe who is based in Abuja here o! This same girl tell us say she dey travel go villa on Friday and would spend one week cos her granny was ill! We gree o!
Now Lagos has turned to PH and MC Oluomo has become the granny! shocked shocked No wonder her phone was switched off throughout the weekend till yesterday angry angry angry

THANK YOU NAIRALAND!

Austin must hear this!!!

See her pics below

*********UPDATE**********

I don call Austin for phone and he was like, "So is this the reason you wasted your credit? That girl na loot"...then he hung up! undecided

Abeg NLers, what is loot? huh huh
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EventsRe: MC Oluomo Throws ‘Braless’ Birthday Party (Photos) by Shymm3x: 5:25pm On Mar 17, 2016
Too much ugliness in one room.

Apart from the first one, without her fvcked face, the rest need to hide their ti.ts. Yuck.

And when you call them "biitches" they'll start crying everywhere. But who takes pictures smiling everywhere in a "bra-less party", apart from skets? Biitches ain't shyte. undecided
PoliticsRe: Teenagers Killed By Fulani Herdsmen In Benue Community - Graphic Photos by Shymm3x: 3:53pm On Mar 17, 2016
olumaxi:
Whatelse do we expect?...dia kinsman is in power....he is only concerned abt ao to provide grazin land for d cattles in 24 months...he is not bothered abt callin his tribesmen to order
Fvck BooHarry the re.tard.

When things get out of hand like this and you have savages running amok, killing and maiming everyone with impunity cos they know no one would call them to order - you don't need the government. Folks just need to arm themselves and start killing them on target till it gets to genocidal level. That's the only way you can take away the faux air of invincibility they have. Law of survival is about protecting yourself at all times and, I doubt a Fulani savage would stand when he sees the big bullets from a 12 gauge shotgun coming his way.

Everything they do is well orchestrated with certain motives. This type of killings everywhere can't be spontaneous.

When they become target practice...BooHarry will call them to order.
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Shymm3x: 3:00pm On Mar 17, 2016
Kendrick Lamar - HiiiPower

Visions of Martin Luther staring at me/
Malcolm X put a hex on my future, someone catch me/
I'm falling victim to a revolutionary song, the Serengeti's clone/
Back to put you backstabbers back on your spinal bone
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Shymm3x: 2:58pm On Mar 17, 2016
Kendrick Lamar - My heart pt. 2

I mean that from the bottom of my heart/
You see my art, is all I have/
And victory tastes sweet, even when the enemy can throw salt/
Still knock them out the park like a fvcking tow car/
Let bygones be bygones but where I'm from/
We buy guns and more guns, to give to the young
I'm living the life of a nyggah trapped nyggah
Inside the system, all you envision is trap nyggahs
My uncle doing life, inside prison he wasn't wrapped too tight/
He told me to rap about life, not rap nyggahs
FamilyRe: Nigerian Woman In Trouble For Battering Indian Lover (photo) by Shymm3x: 2:27pm On Mar 17, 2016
Sukkot,

Why these biitches be whopping ya arse, big bredrin? You Indian now? grin

I keep telling you to come to gym...I can show you a few muay thai tricks and how to bulk up fast on the free weights. Smack a biitch. grin
FamilyRe: Nigerian Woman In Trouble For Battering Indian Lover (photo) by Shymm3x: 2:25pm On Mar 17, 2016
Lmao. grin

Crazy biitch.
PoliticsRe: Mega-City: Lagos Ranked Alongside NewYork & Beijing (photo) by Shymm3x: 1:12pm On Mar 17, 2016
Lol.

This is like ranking a football club in the Nigerian league with English premiership clubs cos apart from population, Lagos has nothing in common with these cities.

Lagos is a huge slum in urgent need of decongestion and proper planning. Lagos stinks.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Senate Fails To Pass The Gender And Equal Opportunities Bill. by Shymm3x: 1:04pm On Mar 17, 2016
Missy89:
Lol @ modern contemporary times. But when it comes to race, You were talking about Imhotep shocked How about you discuss race since lets say after jim crow or apartheid? Keep deceiving yourself.

The example you are citing from politics does not make any sense. Nuland, Hilary did not hold any position of authority. If a man was in the position of Nuland, tell me what he would have done differently. If you want to talk about female incompetence, Please cite the ones that actually hold positions of Authority

How about you compare Schröder to Merkel , Lagarde to DominiqueStrauss-Kahn, Barra to Akerson , Rometty to Palmisano etc

Those are powerful women that will match their record with their male counterparts any day. Stop comparing them with bureaucrats who are mouth pieces and foot soldiers of different administrations.
Lol. Why do always read backwards and conflate issues? African woman syndrome, no?

I cited "Imhotep" to show you that you can't label black folks as being inferior intelligence to white folks, when a black man everything education/intellect is judged by today was started by a black man, from medicine, to science, to astronomy etc. After that, I proceeded to cite examples of the greatness of the black moors in the middle ages and how they're responsible what's known today as western civilisation cos without them, white folks would still be in dark ages. Then concluded with modern (contemporary) by citing how AA geniuses are responsible for a lot of things the US is known for today and the black Nigerian kids from Peckham who're the youngest ever to pass GCSEs. I gave you three layers of black greatness (prehistoric/ancient, medieval, and modern)...and if you're going to start bringing Imhotep up, why not give me three layers of female greatness in terms of outperforming males?

Oh, Nuland and Hilary Clinton were just robots, despite both holding two of the most important positions in US foreign policy, no? If the positions aren't positions of authority - I don't know what authority is then. Keep deceiving yourself. grin

A man would never have said "Fvck EU" carelessly the way crazed and emotional Nuland did it. Even the hawkish cyborg, John McCain, wouldn't do that on his worst day.

You can't compare Schröder to Merkel. While Merkel is a US puppet, Schröder was never anyone's puppet and he was responsible for getting Germany back to where it's today...and Merkel is destroying that. And Dominique Strauss-Kahn, despite the scandals, will forever be light years ahead of Lagarde in everything.
PoliticsRe: FG Tracking Additional 11,000 Ghost Workers — Adeosun by Shymm3x: 9:29am On Mar 10, 2016
thesicilian:
Please let us also know what these billions being saved are being used for.
That's assuming, of course, there's no mathematical error in your summation this time around.
And you think a career auditor/accountant from PwC doesn't know what she's talking about? Adeosun is the shinning star of this administration. Find something cerebral to critique.

Are you sure you not an outcast like Sicilians?
Foreign AffairsRe: Saudi Arabia Seeks $6-8 Billion Loan To Shore Up State Coffers by Shymm3x: 9:01am On Mar 10, 2016
Smokescreen.

A country with almost a trillion in foreign reserves and gold reserves, and with billions in aids to other countries and funding terrorism - isn't anywhere near broke nor feeling the heat.

Saudi Arabia is the country manipulating oil prices. If it wants oil prices to go up tomorrow, to balance up its supposed deficit, it will do it by cutting production.

Slow news day.
CelebritiesRe: Femi Otedola, His Wife And His Four Children by Shymm3x: 7:22am On Mar 10, 2016
Missy89:
I look like me lol. She is alright

What happened to chelsea
Hmmm. I forgot what you look like yano. What do you look like again? Short hair like old skool Toni Braxton, big t.its, and humongous batty, yh? grin

Nigerian sucker, Mike Emenalo, happened to Chelsea. That's the reason why I stopped watching those suckers this season. The only team worth watching in the EPL this season is Tottenham and the wonder kid, Dele Ali. Leicester City as well.
CultureRe: Open Letter To Wuraola Otiti, Ooni Ogunwusi’s New Queen By Zainab Lawani by Shymm3x: 1:34am On Mar 10, 2016
DauraDullardo:
Shymm3x you see? It's much easier for a camel to pass through the eye of the needle than to find a decent Yoruba girl anywhere around the planet.

Yoruba Ronu ooo!!!
Lmao.

Igbo troll, you might be right.

Yunafa is a decent chic and you don't really see decent Yoruba chics like her everyday.
CultureRe: Open Letter To Wuraola Otiti, Ooni Ogunwusi’s New Queen By Zainab Lawani by Shymm3x: 11:21pm On Mar 09, 2016
tpiar:
i'm done with the back and forth, anything you post from here on is for your mama.

dunno why the matter concern you pass, joblessness.
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CultureRe: Open Letter To Wuraola Otiti, Ooni Ogunwusi’s New Queen By Zainab Lawani by Shymm3x: 11:13pm On Mar 09, 2016
CultureRe: Open Letter To Wuraola Otiti, Ooni Ogunwusi’s New Queen By Zainab Lawani by Shymm3x: 11:05pm On Mar 09, 2016
tpiar:
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Tilapia the sociopath. You need black Jesus not the white one. grin

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CelebritiesRe: Femi Otedola, His Wife And His Four Children by Shymm3x: 10:48pm On Mar 09, 2016
The dark skinned one looks extremely beautiful. kiss

But Cuppy looks like the one I'd like to shoot a few babies inside and she's a hiphop head with a nice body.

Missy89, do you look like Cuppy by any chance? tongue grin
CultureRe: Open Letter To Wuraola Otiti, Ooni Ogunwusi’s New Queen By Zainab Lawani by Shymm3x: 10:38pm On Mar 09, 2016
CultureRe: Open Letter To Wuraola Otiti, Ooni Ogunwusi’s New Queen By Zainab Lawani by Shymm3x: 9:33pm On Mar 09, 2016
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tpiar:
allow the Ooni to choose whoever he wants to choose, given the circumstances. The fact that your expectations are not being met, doesnt mean he should make himself unhappy by going for a woman who cant handle his lifestyle and palace responsibilities. Besides, the harem is not necessarily a static place, they'll figure out whatever it is they're planning on doing.

says the fellow who waanks here regularly and posts porn.

na you sabi why you are abusing your mama.

I am not holding brief for anybody, just pointing out the fact that the king can choose whoever he likes for his harem, as others pointed out.

Traditionally, he is allowed to do so and besides, in the olden days, women got sent to the palace to be the king's wife, as punishment sometimes, it wasnt elevation or anything like that. Why do you think the penalties for dating a king's wife are so harsh?

In any case, most of these women get very rich and live comfortable lifestyles.
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Tilapia, shut ya gob, you broken record. grin

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CultureRe: Open Letter To Wuraola Otiti, Ooni Ogunwusi’s New Queen By Zainab Lawani by Shymm3x: 6:52pm On Mar 09, 2016
9jacrip:
Bro, you went gard on the Ooni and his 'cum bucket'.

I've stopped being his fan a long time ago.

It is really embarrassing to Yoruba has a whole that a king his pussy whipped by a female whose basis of enterpreneurship is her vagin-a.
Loool. I just can't stand the guy. He started off by selling everyone a dream but we can see through him now. He is a clown like the rest of the Jack arses parading themselves as Yoruba leaders.

Who knows, maybe the sket's pum played a big role in making him the King. But he needs to stop running around like he is the new face of Yoruba leadership - the clown has nothing to offer anyone.
CultureRe: Open Letter To Wuraola Otiti, Ooni Ogunwusi’s New Queen By Zainab Lawani by Shymm3x: 6:48pm On Mar 09, 2016
tpiar:
as was noted in princess and the frog, the man elevates the wife's status, not the other way round.

The woman's status is what is elevated by the king, however, a king's harem traditionally, can also be considered a boot camp, which seems like a contradiction, but that's how it goes.

which part of all the women in a king's domain are considered his prerogative, are you not getting? huh

Your views are western, not Nigerian per se. Are you Nigerian sef.






not really.

Women can get sent to the king's palace for retraining or as punishment/discipline, it all depends. Beauty may be a requirement though, not sure.

as per the rest of your post, I'm sure you flee from women who arent on your wavelength.
You only elevate something clean that's a reflection of you with potentials. When you play in the pigsty, you will get dirty. And you can't elevate a pig cos a pig and dirt are inseparable.

Tilapia, just shut up and stop holding brief for a cheap sket. She isn't even good looking, so it must be voodoo. You just have to fear African women and black magic.
CultureRe: Open Letter To Wuraola Otiti, Ooni Ogunwusi’s New Queen By Zainab Lawani by Shymm3x: 6:16pm On Mar 09, 2016
tpiar:
the word Queen does not really exist in Yoruba lexicon. It's a western term.

The king's wives are called Olori (meaning king's wife), and they're part of a harem.

Some may argue being a king's wife automatically makes you a queen, its not necessarily so, since Nigerian culture recognizes different types of queens- eg queen of the coast, queen of the sea, etc, none of these have husbands and when they do, it has to be more than one husband.

As people pointed out earlier, it used to be the tradition for kings to appropriate their subjects' wives, however, with modernization, this tradition is no longer practiced.

Likewise, the king's harem does not consist of "chaste" women only unless he or whoever is in charge of these things, wants it so. Some men do not like naive women. In addition, where the wife is being obtained from, also determines who will be presented, subject to the king's specifications.

If she is from Benin, and Benin people dont want to present a never married lady (or they were not asked to do so), then its the choice of all involved .

You sef that are complaining, do you date naive types? huh

Now, in specific cultures where the monarchs do not tend to keep harems (some of them that is), you may find the idea of a king doing so, strange.
I don't care if it's "olori" or "oloshi", a man's wife is a representation of a man's status. So regardless of how you twist and turn it, it is a bad look on a man sitting on a throne as sacred as that. He's not a regular Joe and any regular Joe won't even make a who.re a housewife cos it's going to rub his manhood negatively.

There was a reason why Alaafin Shango (my favourite Yoruba King ever) picked Oya as his wife cos once you get to that position of power and prestige, you need a woman that will reflect it. Hence it isn't uncommon for folks to marry new wives once they attain a higher status. Ya woman has to reflect it - that is the unwritten rule. However does this questionable woman reflect that?

Err, I'm sure back in the day when kings used to take people's wives, they don't go after village who.res everyone and his father passed through already. They go after extremely beautiful virtuous women.

Anyway, I don't date skets - I only date virtuous chics with a level of intelligence/knowledge that's uncanny. I'm very picky and I don't get into relationships if the chic isn't on a certain level. I can pee in skets, but I keep it moving afterwards lol.
CultureRe: Open Letter To Wuraola Otiti, Ooni Ogunwusi’s New Queen By Zainab Lawani by Shymm3x: 4:16pm On Mar 09, 2016
gentleheart1:
You should also carry out a research about all other Obas and their wives to find out about their dirrty past?
I don't care about the other Obas. Ife represents something different and it's all inclusive. And certain things come with the territory. If you want to be in that territory, you've to make better decisions and sacrifices. Else, stay away from it.

This guy is just an irresponsible clown and I bet he was fvcking the sket when she was married to a next man. That alone shows the type of man he's...a man with a questionable character and a scam artist. But regardless, now that he's in that position - he should be making better decisions.
CultureRe: Open Letter To Wuraola Otiti, Ooni Ogunwusi’s New Queen By Zainab Lawani by Shymm3x: 4:05pm On Mar 09, 2016
gentleheart1:
SirShymexx so you are one of her haters.
What's there to hate in a cheap sket who's a public toilet and a cum bucket?

She should be the queen of a cheap motel, not Ife. Ife is the spiritual home of all Yorubas and the Ooni is the paramount custodian of Yoruba spirituality.

Fvck the biitch!
CultureRe: Open Letter To Wuraola Otiti, Ooni Ogunwusi’s New Queen By Zainab Lawani by Shymm3x: 4:03pm On Mar 09, 2016
yunafa:
thank you. i am not yoruba, but in cases like this, one will expect the elders to conduct thorough investigation on the girl's family...they have printed their card and sent out invites, maybe that's why i concluded it had been sanctioned
Oh, you're not Yoruba. It's obvious cos I can spot an owanbe chic from afar. grin

Whoever sanctioned this show of shame and disgrace to Yorubas ought to be flogged with the useless king in the village square. These folks need to stop destroying Yoruba culture/traditions.

Upstanding Yorubas don't want a cheap sket as a Queen.
CultureRe: Open Letter To Wuraola Otiti, Ooni Ogunwusi’s New Queen By Zainab Lawani by Shymm3x: 3:43pm On Mar 09, 2016
yunafa:
seems you are really vexed...i don't know how to quarel or even argue so i apologise for making you so angry.
Lol. Nah, I'm not angry - I just can't stand the useless king and the cum bucket. What's wrong is wrong. And the Ooni title is one of the most prominent titles in Yorubaland.

Anyway, you sound like a decent Yoruba chic, unlike the owanbe ones. So I apologise as well.

But don't support this nonsense. It's a disgrace to Yorubas everywhere.
CultureRe: Open Letter To Wuraola Otiti, Ooni Ogunwusi’s New Queen By Zainab Lawani by Shymm3x: 3:36pm On Mar 09, 2016
yunafa:
what happened? why the insult? IF THE ENTIRE YORUBALAND SANCTIONED THE MARRIAGE WHAT CAN WE DO?
Listen, if you don't have an understanding of what tradition entails and the significance of certain positions - it's always better to shut up.

Which Yorubaland sanctioned making a cheap who.re a Yoruba queen?
CultureRe: Open Letter To Wuraola Otiti, Ooni Ogunwusi’s New Queen By Zainab Lawani by Shymm3x: 3:27pm On Mar 09, 2016
princey83:
Shame. This is what happens when oba stool is offered to the highest bidder(an alleged mortgage fraud scam artist).
It was obvious, ifa had nothing to do with the selection. That must be why he spent just a few weeks in seclusion instead of months, probably to avoid some important sacrifice that may deal with him for stealing the throne with money. Selection was based on number of pajero jeeps given to kingmakers, and the amount of dollars shared. lol.

It's obvious the oba has been dating the olosho while she was still married to someone else. Shit attracts flies.
This girl would hop into another man's bed and nothing will happen to her since ifa was not involved anyway. I hope we don't witness another oba of Akure in Ife.lol

Mor to come. Ife people I hail ooo.
Goodluck.
To see this clown jumping around as the new face of Yoruba leadership is what makes the whole thing pathetic. Effing re.tarded cowboy who can't make a decent decision when it comes to women, yet he thinks he's the new ordained Yoruba leader.

Where do they get these clowns leading Yorubas from? That's why Yorubas are now a joke.

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