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KanwuliaJara:
SEUN OSEWA USED HIS FATHER AND MOTHER FOR SACRIFICE O!!!
The reason we can never hear of his "MISSSSERABLE YORUBA FAMILY"!
Cursed from BIRTH TO DEATH!!!!

SEUN OSEWA!!!! YOUR OWN CHILDREN WILL BE BASSSSSTARDS, AFTER THEY KILL YOU TOO!
In the usual YORUBA fashion!!!

What's wrong Texas Orchard?

Did Se.un piss you off? That nyggah ain't Ijebu - please leave Ijebu out of ya problem with him.

Lmao.

These jobless mofos just created "shitmexx" for me.

I know it's either that jobless and old muthaphucking creek bum or the other psycho sket that follows him around.

Shitmexx yano - bwahahahahaha.

Who's this guy and why's everyone spouting devaluation everywhere?

Is devaluation going to fix the messed up economy?

I honestly don't think a lot of these folks understand floating cos with how messed up Nigeria's economy is and also how depleted the foreign reserves are - the inflation that will bamboozle the Nigerian economy would make Yao Ming look like a dwarf.

Better keep the artificial rates for now till you can find a cushion or something tangible to peg the naira to. The market is too volatile, ditto the economy that's in abyss - to risk floating - especially for a country like Nigeria that's heavily dependent on only oil for its forex.

With all the disgraceful Yoruba monarch disrespecting their traditional stools by bowing to Booharry - I don't see a renaissance. I can only see further decline into perpetual slavery.

This is the worst generation of Yorubas.

The worst generation of Yoruba strikes again. These folks just have no shame whatsoever.

I don't even know what's special about the BooHarry clown that folks have to disregard a tradition that has existed for eons to take a selfie with him. I'd be ashamed to even take a selfie with a clueless and non-achieving clown like Buhari. This is what happens when folks worship personalities - and not achievements.

Lmao.

Apart from the cringeworthy commentary - this has to be the most primitive and funniest video of aerial attack I have ever seen. Are these people for real? Looool

I'm sure BH folks were also laughing their arses off after the nonsense.

@missy89

Missy89:
Never been to Newport news lol

Yea. Ukrainian for example is very close. Just a different dialect. I think Polish is another category entirely however. I learnt Farsi in a CIA bunker somewhere in the middle east . I was about the lead a kill or capture mission of some mullahs. We didn't get the green light so we had to cancel the operation

I minored in Foreign languages. Farsi and Arabic. Use to be an interpreter.

No Far East languages at all. Japanese is lovely thou

Lol. If you've never been to Newport News, then you can't speak "the streetz" then. I need to get ya arse there and get you on that supreme language. See with me, every time I visit a new city - the first place I always hit is the hood cos hood nyggahs are the real V.I.Ps of every city and they can get you any(every)thing if ya money is right lol.

Polish is also very close. A lot of them speak Polish as well. But it seems they all speak Russian tho.

Lmao @ CIA bunker. You know CIA don't want problems with the Mullahs, especially with Gen. Qassem Soleimani still alive/kicking and still leading the almighty Al Quds force lol. The man that scares the hell out of Mossad and CIA lol.

Nice. It is great to speak foreign languages, especially the non-Latin and non-Germanic ones. It gives you a better understanding of the world. I like Farsi, Mandarin, and Swahili.

Missy89:
I was talking about Fairfax not Ibadan. Ibadan is a cake walk

A little (Russian). Even thou I spent few semesters There. Just the general words nothing too deep I will say 20% ish fluency ( I mentioned this before yes?)

Lmao @ Fairfax. Won't be surprised if you were to cite Langley as well. But can you move in the real streets in Newport News? Loooool.

Hmmm. Interesting tho. A lot of the Slavic languages are more or less intertwined. If you can speak one, the rest won't be a problem.

Err, how did you learn Farsi without living in Iran? It is also interesting that you can't speak any of the Far East languages - not even Japanese or Korean, no?

Missy89:
Of course i cant. I dont trespass if i am not in my city.

Lol. So when you're outside Ibadan, you become a mug and keep everything online, no? Loooool.

You can't be that soft with all ya training routines - you need to toughen up a bit and learn the streets lol.

Can you speak any Slavic/Euroasian and Far East languages?

Missy89:
The street is now online. In deep dark chatrooms. No point going the Antwerp or Paris anymore

Well I am not a spy .
Only fluent in Arabic, Spanish and Farsi.

Lol. The streetz can never come online cos the big brother is always watching...so you have to leave the streets in the streets. Err, I was alluding to if you were to find yourself in any of these cities and you need to hit the ionosphere zone - can you speak the language that will get you to the "no go zones" in these cities?

You don't need to be a spy to do an "Italian job" - you just need the temperament and the requisite skills to pull it off.

Anyway, Arabic is generic these days cos it's very easy to learn and most Muslims can speak Arabic. Most yanks speak Spanish as their second language, anyway. But I'd rate you for Farsi though. That's a great language to learn.

Missy89:
Stoner lingo, Farsi etc etc Learning Chamorro

Lmao @ Stoner lingo. But I doubt you can speak "the streetz" tho. Can you hit the grimey parts of Paris, Amsterdam, Berlin, and Antwerp at night and ask for an "O" of zoot?

Farsi sounds interesting. Chamorro won't get you anywhere, not even for espionage lol. But good to know you're learning. What other languages can you speak? I might have a decent "Italian job" for you.

Missy89:
You will be surprised. That is not even including English, Yoruba and 2 fluent akoko dialects

Lool. Now, Missy, is on something.

What languages can you speak? Can you hit Siberia, during winter, and speak the language the eskimos speak? How about the language of the polar bears?

Don't tell me you only speak the generic: French, Spanish, Italian, German blah blah blah.

Missy89:
I speak 8 foreign languages. Cant find a thread about me on the front page

Shut ya gob.

You can't even speak English language fluently and I doubt you can speak ya local dialect (Akoko, not Yoruba). Yet you speak 8 languages. GTFOHWBG.

sukkot:
he WAS a real nigga. now he just a cornball. very few people remain the same after success. most of em just turn goofy and start saying shyttt all over the place. when niggas start tattooing all over their body - its a wrap. they are done. stick a fork in that nigga cuz he is done. yeah once again fork kanye. big mouth having nigga lol. he not even on my radar anymore and neither was wiz khalifa so i really dont pay attention to news concerning that clique. since they turned on that CERN machine in geneva peoples frequency of vibration has reduced drastically and as such no celebrity is on my radar anymore. they all vibrating on a very low frequency. its the dark ages again

Lol. Celestial message right there.

Anyway, what do you think about this: https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/feb/01/human-embryo-genetic-modify-regulator-green-light-research

yetseyi:
You are quite wrong the church should add something to ones life.
As for the family bond its almost absent nowadays, we have different social classes in church I feel its like a competition *sighs*

Loool even in the church?
Well yeah it sounds okay.

Lol. Since the excerpt in bold has disappeared from the Church - more reason why it isn't my type of place. The only thing the Church is good for these days is to pick chics. All the other extras they do in there is basically make-believe. None of it is real, folks are just programmed to believe it's real.

Girls just wanna have fun.

ariesbull:
I get am before..lol

In what area are Yoruba far ahead ...maybe omo nile and owo da

I agree

In as much as you sound like an illiterate troll, I'd educate you a bit.

My point is that: when you're a far ahead of someone, you don't need to look back - you just need to keep running ya own race. When you start looking back, it will make you slow down and that's what causes mediocrity. The whole competing with Igbo madness only benefits Igbos cos they're ones looking up and playing catch up - it doesn't benefit Yorubas.

The western region never competed with Igbo - the bar was proving the white man wrong, hence those from that era achieved what they achieved. While this generation is too focused on Igbos and other backward groups in Nigeria - hence most Yoruba states are stuck in the early 20th century. Yorubas and Igbo don't belong in the same bracket in terms of progression and we don't need to compete. Yorubas just need to focus on being Yoruba.

nisai:
Exactly.'Awo this,Awo that' is their usual mantra.The same Awo they formulate all sorts of stereotype against his tribe.The same tribe that gave them a huge sense of pride by churning many outstanding people one could boast of.

Funnily, some silly ones among them would say 'Ijebu o ki nse yoruba gidi'(Ijebus are not original yoruba) but they often highlight the prominent sons and daughters of these so call 'sub-yorubas' while debating with other tribes.

Are these not an height of hypocrisy?

Lol. Don't let them label you an "Ijebu Supremacist". But I get ya point and it's always better to ignore those who chat shyte.

I'm sure a lot of them don't know Yoruba names that are quintessential Ijebu names. If they do, they'd be shocked that a lot of the names they tout are Ijebu folks. As someone who has a database of high flying Yoruba folks in diaspora in different fields - I think a lot of these folks need to say a big "thank you" to Ijebu folks for putting Yoruba on the map everywhere.

ariesbull:
I know you don't know a soap drama called BEWS MASQUERADE.... it has been on since early 80s ..you might have not been born then
There used to be a character called JEGEDE SOKOYA and ZEBRUDAYA NWOBODO

JEGEDE was always bragging and this character epitomises the Yoruba

If I may ask...how are Yoruba far ahead of igbo

Pls be specific In what area ? Is it education , economy or human capacity

Now you have started again calling igbo instead of looking at how ogun state is badly run

Igbo the nemesis of the Yoruba

Are you dyslexic?

Even if you mentally incapacitated, you should be able to check where Yorubas were 200 years ago in terms of progression and compare it to Igbos. Once you do that - you'd know that Yorubas of this generation are the most backward in the history of Yorubas.

And the reason for their backwardness is cos they stay competing with Igbos who're so beneath them. When you mess with a pig in the pigsty - you'll also get dirty.

yetseyi:
All have sinned and have come short but one can always come back. yeah he does live in you.

You led praise and worship, well try resuming church at least on sundays (for a start).
Who knows you might even join the choir

Who even gave you that duke of Ijebuland title. loool

Lol. The most lives in/through me but I don't think I need a Church to establish a relationship with him though. The Church is a white man's thing and not really for the original black man. I can go to Church, but it won't add anything to my life, if I'm being honest. You can argue for the family bond Church creates, that's where it ends. Even white folks who own the religion don't go to Church anymore, yet they're doing fine collectively - while black folks who attend Churches regularly are as backward and treacherous as ever collectively.

Join the choir yano lol. Unless you want me to check all the chics in the Church choir cos the last time I was a tad active in the Church, I was the papi chulo of almost all the chics my age and a few ones a bit older than me.

I was born with the title as an Ijebu royalty - I just decided to grab and run with it like the King of Nigeria. Do you like the title?

yetseyi:
IYou are a case, yeah you should start going to church.

Gotto go, house fellowship is 6pm. Catch you later.

Lol. Make sure you pray for ya Ijebu brother who also doubles up as the supreme Duke of Ijebuland.

That reminds me, we used to have the house fellowship thingy at my house back when I was growing up. That was where I cut my teeth in leading praise and worship - and I did lead prayers a few times after offering. Memories right there before I became a sinner. But despite my sins - the most high lives in me.

Anyway, I'm sure my parents are in a house fellowship somewhere right now, or should be planning to go.

yetseyi:
Why smiling, you know I always ask of church on Sundays now anyway thanks for the title.

Running around?

Couldnt watch the video, It kept cracking/ seizing (the network is fluctuating).

Loool my definition of gospel music is different. I doubt that's gospel from the little I saw. It may sound gospel.

Lool. There's nothing bad in being a Church girl. I've always been a fan of church girls. I love my Church girls - always looking cute and advising thorough breds on how to lead a better and holy life.

Anyway, I think I need to start going to Church regularly again, so I can give you a nice kiss that will make you feel the holy ghost fire. What do you think?

sukkot:
no doubt bro if i can create an avenue there of course i am going to get real niggas to port in . las gidi is finna be the future new york of the future kinda like how timbucktu was the new york of the past and alexandria in ancient egypt was the new york of the past. the pendulum is swinging back again to the african continent. las gidi finna be the cradle of civilization for the whole world real soon. am tryna port there before it blows up. you get me bruv. yeah i will check that music out. see what the nigga is saying lol

I hear that stil.

Shout me when there's money out there to be picked - future is long, a hustler only goes where the peez dropeth, you get me?

Lagos shouldn't be like New York cos New York is the capital of giant rats and naija yellow cab drivers. Unless you wanna get the pied piper to bring the giant rats in, with all naija folks driving yellow cabs everywhere. Hong Kong, Shanghai, or Dubai should be the target.

sukkot:
fvcking arabs wear sandals to important gatherings of world leaders. these mahfukaz dont give a damn. arab niggaz rocking bathroom slippers to nato or united nations meetings

yeah fvuck wale and fvck olamide and fvck kanye. three cornball goofy niggaz

Lmao @ goofy and cornball nyggaz. But Wale isn't goofy though - that's a real nyggah, though he can be emotional sometimes. I guess that's why he writes loads of poems for the chics. That's my nyggah right there.

The Olamide nyggah does look goofy though. And that nyggah is apparently "street" - lmao. Slap the shyte out of that nyggah and make him do the stanky leg. Kanye has always been a cornball - that nyggah wears skirts and all kinds of dresses. Did you see his rants on twitter to Wiz Khalifa, all cos Wiz told him not to name his album "wave"? Everyone knows Max B started Wave/Wavey. Heck, Max B (Free the true wave aka bigavelli) made the word "Fly" start popping again after he wrote "we fly high" for Jim Jones. Mofo even said if not for him Wiz Khalifa won't have a baby, when Ray J, The Game, Reggie Bush et al should be saying the same thing to him about Kim Kardashian cos the they beat that pum first.

sukkot:
am there. if i am still in england by summer. i strongly doubt it though. i wanna enter las gidi bruv. the home of the brave. finna go regulate some thangs out there. but we shall see. will definitely be a blast hanging out with you and the crew. its a promise - if i am still here by spring and summer - i will definitely come holla at yall.

What's gwaning in the big Lagos? If there's money dropping there enough to buy a flat at Eko Atlantic - bring me in.

I can bring the vibe to Lagos - Ld to Las gidi with the whole crew.

Make sure you jam to this till you to go.....................in the 15th with my bro yeah, Lagos, I wanna come home.............


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPVGq0pvatI

sukkot:
yeah never mind these africans defending that lunatic called olamide. those are feminine sandals. i dont care what anyone says. first off which nigga wears sandals with one strap all decorated in gold ? and then the shape of the sandals ( it has heels ) dont even look right. it looks feminine. thats some gay shyttt right there playa. i think olamide chose this wedding to come out to the world as a gay nigga

Looooool. That was the same thing I was telling "Ilekeh" last week that I don't wear sandals - never had one, and I don't think I'll ever wear it. But I don't knock folks who wear them, cos it's normal in places with hot weather and fvcking Arabs wear sandals even during winter.

Anyway, the sandal looks gay but trust naija folks to get all defensive when folks don't see things their way. Yet they're the most judgemental folks out there. I think Wale had to defend him cos that's gonna knock his rep - ain't no rapper wants the gay tag. Kanye is still hurting with the #FingersInTheBooty tag. I think it's versace - hence the gold strap.

yetseyi:
Nopeeeeeee

Happy sunday bro. So did you go to church today?

Lol. Church? Yetty the Church girl.

I got in like 7am, after running around all night. And I woke up at 1am - so no Church.

But I've been vibing to the tune below since I woke up - it's about praise and worship, and I hope you'll also get touched by the holy ghost after jamming to it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyzUzG44pNg

Lol, clash of cultures.

These fools don't know that a lot of shiit that can be termed homoerotic is normal in Africa.

But the ish looks too feminine though. Never rocked a sandal in my life.

cc: sukkot

sukkot:
you aint never lied playa playa from the himalaya. oh you with the crew ? getting ready for the club sippin on sumn ? lol. bro i seen that pic of wale, its somewhere on the frontpage. like seriously he wore a skull cap to a wedding where everyone was in agbada and looking traditionally corporate ? sup with that crazy nigga though lol

Lmao @ "playa playa from the Himalaya" - Oduduwa defo had the juice. My nyggah.

Oi, you need to come to Ld one of these days...I wanna show you how we roll. You need when you hit west and the whole shob is loaded with bagga Pecky dons in there, with everyone on 2chains like 2 chains popping champaz and that. Don't worry, when you're around me - you're safe, you get me?

Wale is a real G...that's my nyggah.

yetseyi:


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Lol. I asked for a kiss.

Can't the Duke of Ijebuland get a kiss from an Ijebu chic?

sukkot:
buhahahaha. hell yeah am syncing with you. all oduduwa are cosmically related so we got the telekinesis thang going. fly niggaz. oh you going to the club tonight ? inside the storm gertrude ? mayne because of that storm - nepa took light in the whole of scotland. thats one bad mama jamma of a storm and if i remember tonight its supposed to be deadly. you sure you really wanna go get some heaux tonight ?

Oduduwa was the flyest nyggah to ever walk this planet. That nyggah flew without wings and passed it to us all loool. If you ever see a dud Yoruba nyggah that isn't fly - he must be one of the offspring of Oyo and Ijebu slaves that overtime became Yorubas.

The weather is decent in Ldn town. Heck, it was a tad sunny earlier today lol. Gatt give 'em heaux lol. I'm with my whole crew.

I swear Rapper Wale just posted a picture of himself in naij at the wedding on his Twitter. This must be the wedding of the year if Wale could travel all the way down. Big ups to the Ijebu couple.

sukkot:
haha i see asap rocky is in rotation in your ipod now lol. oh yeah the oduduwa boys come with the swag. you know how we do. if it aint oduduwa it aint rocking

Loool. Just vibing to the "At.Long.Last.A$AP" album to get in the mood, before I hit the streets and go pick some heaux.

That's why they all wanna have Yoruba babies...they know how we roll.

Even Oduduwa was a fly muthaphucka, hence he dropped from the sky. Or how would a nyggah that has no wings drop from the sky without breaking his back? We're so fly, we don't even shop in normal shops - we shop at sky malls, you get me?

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yetseyi:
I love the outfit

The agbada and fila abejiaja on the groom.

Toolz outfit is lovely .

I love Yoruba culture it seems agbada is no longer for old Baba's lool.
Cool color too.

CC: Shymm3x

Take this....#Winning.

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