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yunafa:Your puzzy must also be a public toilet to support that sket becoming a revered queen, a position meant for role models. What role is the flaming cheap sket going to model? The ability of not being able to keep an husband, or fvcking around? You're an utter disgrace! ![]() |
9jacrip Ya Ooni is a mug and a shithead. For even contemplating to marry this cum bucket, he has desecrated the Ife stool and the Ooni title ought to be relegated to butt-crack of Yoruba kingship. The guy is just all noise and no substance. Very funny guy. You better get the gods to G-check this clown and give him some voodoo slaps to reset his malfunctioning brain cells. ![]() |
Fanirandele:But according to this story, the roasted guy was Yoruba. That's unacceptable. |
ibadanfinest:Lmao @ amalafinest. If you're not obtuse, you would know that the fact that Ibadan has no proper kingship shows that it has no connection to any of Oduduwa's offspring. Is that the amala history you lot tell yourselves in Ibadan to validate ya amala king? From amala politics, to amala history, and to amala kingship - I just love my Ibadan folks, I tell ya. ![]() Who made ya king a first class king? Anyway, I'm not here to slight the new king, but I just think the system is flawed and something has to be done about it. You can't keep wasting tax payers money on new kings every four years, it's unacceptable. Ibadan and Ake Egba should have almost the number kings. But when Egba is at like 10 or something, and Ibadan is already at 41st - then it's problematic. Ibadan is Oyo's prodigal son. BTW, I'm not from Oyo - I'm the Duke of Yorubaland. ![]() |
ibadanfinest:Shut ya gob and stop running ya mouth. Oyo sired Ibadan and Ijaye before it. Wasn't Ibadan Oyo's war camp? Ibadan is like Oyo's prodigal son and since it seems the current system looks like it's not working - don't you think the prodigal son needs to go back home to daddy? If you want pensioners - just tag Olubadan as a ceremonial title and let Alaafin be the paramount king. |
babyfaceafrica:Regardless, you can't keep selecting folks on borrowed time all the time, who can't perform, unless the kingship is just ceremonial. Ibadan is too young a city to have 41 kings already. The system is flawed and they need to either change it, or ditch the kingship and get under Oyo. |
babyfaceafrica:Lowe hierarchy and pick a king that can rule for long - not someone that's about to die. You have to wonder why a city as young as Ibadan is on its 41st king. Do ya kings die every 4 years or what? |
This one looks too old to be a king. Ibadan folks and their own funny ways of doing things. Anyway, it's time for proper amala owanbe in Ibadan by the quintessential amala folks. |
kenny987:Smart arse, how do you negotiate from "a position of power" when dealing with a country of just over 2 million people, but with more proven oil reserves than Nigeria, the 3rd largest proven gas reserves in the world, and a GDP per capital of $145,894 (one of the highest in the world)? Switch your brain cells on and tell me who needs the other the most. Some of you just post for the sake of posting. Qatar is actually doing Nigeria a favour and they should be ones calling the shots with Nigeria on its knees begging for investment. The country doesn't need Nigeria for anything. As for the clown, Olusegun Adeniyi and his co-mor0n, Mrs Chioma Okigbo, crying about visa - no stable and rich country would allow Nigerians to travel to their country visa free, unless the country likes scroungers, who will end up snarling-up the whole place. |
sukkot:Bwahahaha. But you cited the heifer in context of beauty tho. All these Yoruba artists in naij are brrr. Even the Tiwa Savage chic. Every time I remember Tiwa Savage and her unattractive face and terrible dentition from x-factor back in the day - I always feel like throwing up. No amount of makeover can make her attractive. If you ever wanna crush on beautiful specimen as an Ijebu son, these are the damsels you need to crush on: Meagan Good, Miracle Watts, Sharon Leal, and K.D Aubert. ![]() |
sukkot:Lmao. I saw that one...royal arsewhooping of the fake biafran king. ![]() https://babyturpentine.co.uk/pics/whip_mov3.gif But I want a proper arsewhooping in Lagos. These mofos talk too much and we need to shut them up. ![]() |
Sukkot How come ya crush, Yemi Alade, looks like her breath stinks? Loool Can't be messing with 'em biitches with halitosis, big bredrin. That's so un-Ijebu lol. Ijebu nyggahs bag the best biitches like the kokomaster. |
sukkot:Word. Zane Lowe is an OG in the game. Ditto Ebro of New York's Hot 97. For her to even get picked to be on their level is a big look. Big thangs a gwan, big bredrin. Anyway, just saw my Yoruba nyggahs whoop some Hausa arses. ![]() Darn! I can't wait for them to give the chest beaters from the East coast some serious arsewhooping. Now, that will be a blockbuster movie. ![]() |
sukkot:Bwahahaha. Now let's see who looks more like a tranny: 1) Yemi Alade and her broad shoulders https://tayotv.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Yemi-Alade-Tangerine-B-T-S15.jpg 2). My damsel https://photos-d.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t51.2885-15/10865120_774358935976107_1579445272_n.jpg |
9jacrip:Lol. It wasn't a jab...I just had to correct the distortion cos ya Ife brother was trying to turn Ife into Oyo. Even Oyo at the height of its empire status never annexed Epe or any part of Ijebuland. Ife and Ijebu are cool. We've got ya back like the verizon man and like we've always done. But the new Ooni needs to slow down - he's moving too fast. ![]() Duke of Ijebuland. ![]() |
sweetgala:In what century did the Ooni of Ife annex Epe? ![]() A lot of you just distort history for no reason. For the Ooni of Ife to annex Epe, he must have annexed Ijebu kingdom. And the fact that throughout history, Ife never had an army that could even defend Ife and Ijebu warriors were the ones who protected Ife throughout all its wars, is enough to show that you don't even know what you're talking about. Ife never annexed any kingdom. Even if it tried, it never had the army to pull it off. How many times did Owu sack Ife? |
9jacrip:Loool. You forgot the "Oba of Lagos" factor. Who even changed the 3rd rate Eleko of Eko title to the ceremonial Oba of Lagos cos "Oba of Lagos" only exist on paper, not in reality. I think they also get carried with that by claiming they conquered Lagos. These Bini folks are funny folks. They're so dumb that they don't even know that they small Eko of yore is different from Lagos and apart from building a small war camp in tiny Eko cos they were scared of Dahomey, they never even ventured outside the place to the other parts known as Lagos today. As for the Oyo and Ife thing. I think a lot of jejune tales and half-truths in Samuel Johnson's book, to proclaim Oyo's superiority over that rest, also played a role in that. However, you can't take anything away from the greatness of Oyo cos it was an empire and it did spread its tentacles to most parts of what's known as Yorubaland today and beyond. So I understand why Oyo folks feel no other throne can be placed above their Alaafin. Ife on the other hand represents Yoruba spirituality and the peak of Yoruba civilisation. Both are very important to Yoruba history and personally I think both Alaafin and Ooni should be on the same level. Regardless, I still think ranking kings in Yorubaland today is so unnecessary. Even the Alake who started the whole back and forth doesn't even deserve to be ranked amongst first rate Yoruba kings since it's relatively a new throne that started in the 18th or 19th century. And the only reason the Alake throne is relevant is cos Egbas were the first to accept Christianity in large numbers cos they were engaged in too many wars, hence they had to seek help from the missionaries. If the colonial Brits hadn't elevated the Alake - he shouldn't even be in any conversation when top tier Yoruba kings are mentioned. Yet he was the one who started the avoidable rancour loool. |
9jacrip:I have been observing everything, I just didn't want to say anything about it. It seems his handlers didn't study publicity/media 101: they always build people up to destroy them. Hence the wise ones always stay away from the limelight and move in silence. They will build you up and gas you up till you start thinking you're the best thing since slice bread. Once they get you there, they'll just drop you on ya back loool. Also, I don't know why he keeps travelling all over naij with the sacred staff. I think he's feeling himself now and he thinks he's the king of Nigeria lool. Like Nas said, "cruising in my RR like the king of Nigeria" - that is the Ooni right there lool. The man is starting to look like a politician, to be honest. He should pick an Oyo wife for proper peace to reign and leave Edo folks alone to keep hanging onto the relics of their ancient small kingdom and their medieval artisans who were tutored at Ife and Owo lol. |
9jacrip:We need to always remind them about their true history whenever they get out of line cos outright lies and revisionism have started getting to their heads. Bini kingdom was more of a kingdom with folks who were mostly artisans. Ife begot Bini and they ought to pay homage at all times. The relationship between the two is similar to the relationship between ancient Egyptians and Greeks. Ditto Roman Empire and British empire. Though both Ife and Bini were kingdoms. Without ancient Egypt, the Greek wouldn't have existed cos all their knowledge came from Egypt and they were students in Egypt for decades. Just as without the Roman Empire there wouldn't have been a British empire cos Brits had to study the greatness of Rome when it reigned supreme and use the blueprint to build the British empire, hence folks always refer to the British empire as the ghost of Rome. Bini folks need to start paying homage and bow down lol. |
9jacrip:Lmao @ benign - witty loooool. It seems the Ooni has been getting too niggerish of late by overdoing everything. He started out with his agenda, but I'm not feeling him anymore. Saw his picture with the rabid Yoruba hating bigot, Arthur Eze yesterday. Isn't Arthur Eze the same Igbo man who labelled APC an amala party with Awolowo and his Yoruba people who killed millions of Igbos, during the last governorship election in Anambra? I might be wrong though cos Igbo names do look alike. And now this one. I don't have any problem whatsoever with Edo folks and they're my favourite naij folks, apart from Yorubas. I fvck with Edo folks and I'm always around them. I just like taunting them with facts whenever they get out of line cos apart from their amazing art works, their history has too much lies in it. However, why would he want an Edo wife, especially based on the supremacy battle between the two thrones? Also, when you look at how they were against the kingship of the Itsekiri prince with Yoruba mum - when over 90% of Itsekiris are of Yoruba descent, the language is Yoruboid, and the fact that the first Olu of Warri/Itsekiri had a Yoruba mum (you can even argue that the dad was Yoruba since the Oba dynasty in Bini was from Ife) - you just have to question the rationale behind this move. The Ooni needs to slow down. He's getting carried away by his own hype. |
playerinc:cc: Ubenedictus Picture of your Oba, Oba Ovonranmwen, dressed in agbada like a Yoruba man before he went on exile, after the British invasion of your small bini kingdom in 1897. Why did he dress like a Yoruba man? ![]() [img]http://1.bp..com/--rqsiAnqJJk/TuuY7oK0ZnI/AAAAAAAAAqo/w2w9opLqrWo/s640/Oba+Ovonramwen.jpg[/img] |
Ubenedictus:There's no point insulting a small kingdom who's claim to fame was based on outright and despicable lies. The knowledge of ya art works, which adore as one of the best civilisations from medieval Africa, came from Ife and Owo. Hence it was more about finesse. Your knowledge of building moat and ya clothes came from Ijebu. Ya crown came from Ife. Almost ya important gods are Yoruba gods. Apart from ya language - what else is quintessentially edoid in the legend of Bini kingdom? You lot have been telling porkies since the 17th century. You lied to European explorers that you conquered Ijebu kingdom and you never did. Even the European explorers had doubts about the despicable lies and they did write extensively about it cos strangers still weren't allowed into Ijebu kingdom and there were more Ijebu influence on Bini, than the other way around. You lied that you conquered Owo, but it was a stalemate - with no winners. Ditto ya lies about Igala. You were scared of Dahomey, hence you had to get the Ilajes to assist in getting you to Awori farmland in Eko, to build a military post. You didn't even conquer the Aworis and never went further than Eko. Bini kingdom was a kingdom of edoid groups and apart from artisans who got their knowledge from Ife and Owo - there was nothing special about Bini kingdom. Unlike an Oyo empire that conquered far and wide, and reigned supreme in both the savanna and rain forest. Just bow down and shut it! ![]() |
opal4real:Lool. You might be right cos infidelity and a lot of Yoruba women are like cocopops and fresh milk, regardless of how stiff and pretentious they act. A lot of them love the big willy like they love Brazilian hair. ![]() I just checked her history properly and it seems she's originally from Ife. But her ancestors left Ife for Bini and they were the ones who tutored the Binis on brass/bronze casting and terracotta. But regardless, Bini folks need to bow down to Yorubas at all time. Without Yoruba, there won't be Bini. Ya small edoid kingdom's rise to fame came from Ife, Owo, and Ijebu. Learn ya history! ![]() |
But why Bini? I hope he didn't import her from either Southern Spain, or Italy cos the big Ooni can't be marrying the white man's cum bucket, with high mileage. That won't look too good for the throne. Not feeling these Bini noisemakers and their small Edoid kingdom of yore only known for bronze casting. They have to bow down to Yorubas and stop making noise. ![]() |
Joshthefirst:Eff a federal republic. There's a reason why there are customary laws and the provincial agreements that created the entity called "Nigeria" were signed by traditional rulers. If you want a king - go install one in ya village. Yorubaland is Yorubaland and Igboland is Igboland. |
Gaddamn! This heifer even has a "palace" in Yorubaland - hysterical. Yoruba culture has been bastardised and desecrated with too compromise for a fictitious country that only exist on paper. Is this the same Ibadan with all kinds of legends about how brave and militant they're in battles? Ibadan is soft. This mofo ought to be whipped and dragged around butt-nake3d, with his crown confiscated. There can only be one king in one kingdom, unless it's a conquered one. |
FFk, the supreme emperor of Igbo chics. ![]() Igbo chics love themselves some Yoruba men, I tell ya. I can't blame them cos 'em Yoruba nyggahs are the most coveted out there. They all just want Yoruba babies from Nigeria, to Ghana, to Sierra Leone, to Kenya, to Uganda, to Congo etc.. ![]() |



