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sukkot:
couldnt get past 10 seconds. i dont like auto-tune singing and that whiny singing tone they use. i find it cringing. brah, i am cut from a different cloth when it comes to my taste in music

Your taste in music is weird...big celestial weirdo.

Gotta jam to feel good music sometimes, you get me.

sukkot:
he aiiittt, i like the london rap style but the auto-tuned breaks is wack. i dont like all that auto-tune nonsense and that whining kind of singing. i find it cringing. if he had a better fast tempo beat with lots of bass, it would be fire

Hmmmm.

Let me give you a next naij rapper from London (Walthamstow)...he's Yoruba as well (Ijebu).


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fETOzNKVtds

sukkot:
ok i just listened to see gobe. brah, that shytt is straight garbage. struggled to get past 2 minutes of it but i persevered to the end. and it may not entirely be his fault and it may just be the style of music. i dont like that style of music.

Bwoi, you don't have good ears for decent feel good tune...that's a banger.

What about this one?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxgYPz-sTc4

Sukkot

You can also check out Tion Wayne. He's naij (Yoruba) from Edmonton (North London...not Canada).

This is the tune I'm jamming to all night into the new year...no conscious music for me today.


So swerve like we’re bankers
Don't be fooled man are gangsters
Left them nyggahs on the floor like their plankers
Same day we be in the rave bussing champaz
Racks on champagne that's replaceable
Big batty thing i'm available



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SrB9fqRtMc

sukkot:
Dayum brah. ok i gotta admit i never heard any davido song till now that you mentioned it. now i have gone and listened to 2 songs. bruv thats shytt is garbage. but then again i am a hip-hop head so maybe thats why the music is not resonating with me. this the one i played

I don't know that one and having shiit tunes on ya catalogue is allowed. Rakim and Big Daddy also had a few tunes that were straight garbage...even Nas had Oochie Wally. And I'm a hip-hop head as well.

Try "gobe" and "ekuro" - I fvcks with both and I dab every time I listen to them.

Girl, ya behind is a killer............see gobeeeeeeeee


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFDu6ACKLKo

sukkot:
you not getting me, it stops waste from coming out. it recycles your waste in your body.

The waste still comes out albeit it doesn't go through the natural process.

The only folks who get fat are those who abuse them. You can't be using them to avoid the menstrual cycle and not expect weight gain.

Stop making excuses for these women. A scandalous gold-digger is a scandalous gold-digger, end of story.

Most of these heaux just have kids these days to use them as meal tickets. And they don't care of the welfare of the innocent kids. They're that heartless, hence it's not uncommon these days to see just one chic with different kids for all kinds of guys.

sukkot:
great music you say ? ok bro lol

you must be out yo gaddayum mind saying davido makes great music. rakim, big daddy kane, now they make great music LOLZ

Lool.

I'm not a stiff heifer. When I want good music to dab/skank to, based on my mood, I fvcks with Davido, Future, Tion Wayne, and/or anything that sounds good. Shyte, right now, I'm playing "gobe" - see gobeeee!

Lowe it - Davido is a freaking legend.

sukkot:
its like someone creating a pill that instead of you defecating and passing out the waste, the pill will make the feces return into your body and recirculate in your blood stream, so this way you dont ever have to take a shit ever again. the feces just recycles in your body. thats exactly what a contraceptive does. recycles waste blood and dead egg into the system.

Brev, condoms also mess up guys. You just have to make that sacrifice and do the right thing.

Anyway, this sket is a hungry loafer and she forced herself on the guy. So I don't care for her - she deserves everything she's getting from the family. Don't try to reap where you didn't sow.

As long as Davido keeps making great music I can dab/skank to...he's my G. He got caught slipping and whatever tripe he's going through right now has nothing to do with who he's as a human being. People react to things differently but that doesn't change who they're. Heck, he's the victim here, not the scandalous gold-digging heifer.

mbulela:
real craze dey worry you.
you still dey talk of raw with all these disease wey full town?

Lol.

Not "raw" on random chics. I was alluding to real relationships where you don't care about what happens and you're in it for the long haul and down for all eventualities.

Obviously, you've to use condoms in casual relationships and the chics also have to be on contraception.

sukkot:
was dating this woman. she used contraceptive that stopped the monthly cycle. she was moody and always looked puffed up and her body was kinda soft like those british chicken pumped full of hormones. white chic. then i told her to stop it cuz i think it is natural for the body to want to release the egg and waste during the monthly cycle but this contraceptive was basically making the waste recycle in her body. she took my advice, stopped using it and all that swollen soft look disappeared and she appeared very strong and vibrant and healthy and she never went back on it. she still thanks me today. those contraceptives are poison.

Obviously, she was using it wrongly to cheat on nature and her body anatomy. Its just basically like drinking protein shake without going to the gym - you'll obviously get fat. Everything has its side effects and you have to use it based on recommendation.

Once you start cheating, then you have to deal with whatever comes with it.

sukkot:
personally i wouldnt recommend a woman use contraception. it destroys the natural order of the body. its poison. destroys a womans reproductive system and hormonal system

Condoms also mess guys up mentally/psychologically.

Once you're used to using condoms...you'll always buss quick when you go raw. And that also affect performance.

So it goes both ways.

sukkot:
am not telling you not to beat but dont start crying like davido when baby comes lmao

Lmao. I'm always on my P's and Q's, and I asked these chics if they're on contraception before I buss the pum open for a dolphin, and swim into their ocean. Safety first.

Let Wretch 32 and Avelino tell you how to buss the puzzy open for a dolphin like my nyggah Hulk Hogan.

Buss the puzzy open for a dolphin
Let me swim into your ocean
Free Willy for a moment
You ain't got a choice, you was chosen


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOycJtFoED8

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sukkot:
brah, i dont know man, your game is very one sided. you seem to want to have no accountability or responsibility but the woman has to have all the accountability and responsibility. if you dont want a baby, dont yansh. if you yansh know there is that possibility and once it comes you have to own up to your responsibility- and i would hope you would raise your son with these values too. forget the motive of the woman cuz thats irrelevant - you are the one depositing your semen in the woman so you have to be responsible for whatever occurs. these are good values to impart on young men when they start to enter adulthood and they start to look at women.

Lol. Accountability/responsibilty on the guy's part is to use condom, no? So let's say the condom breaks...shouldn't the chic also play her part? And why would any responsible chic want a kid out of a casual relationship that has no future and is just there for the moment, unless she's trying to force herself on the guy?

Brev, are you telling me not to beat? - bwahahahahaha. Pum is there to be beat and it's not always to make babies. So if she's on it for the moment and she looks nice...why should I shy away from the mutual benefits?

mbulela:
forget the percentage of reliability, let him wear one first.
Forget that story of CDs breaking. The stats of breakage is nowhere as high as you think. People who peddle that story do not use one in the first place. Seeking all sorts of protection in sex is a long sighted view and proof of a person who thinks beyond 10 /15 mins of bliss.
stop making excuses for the silly boy.
The silliness of the girl is obvious to all but it is the Davido boy who is causing the scene and who suddenly realizes that the girl is not his class.
Did you not hear that his father said this is the 3 child girls have claimed he fathered?

@bold - you're forgetting that condom breakage has to do with how you wear it. And the truth is that: a lot of folks don't know how to wear condoms properly and the percentage is extremely high. Evidently you'll always have cases like this one.

Most responsible chics in casual relationships use contraceptives 24/7 to protect themselves. It's always safety first.

sukkot:
so you can go around and yansh as many women as you want but if they dont make sure they kill the sperm you deposit in them, then its their fault ? mmkaaayyyyyyy we hear you chief shymmex. continueeeeeeeeeeeeee

Lol. You're making it sound like only guys enjoy/like sex.

Chics also enjoy/like sex. So, if we're in a casual relationship that's mutually beneficial to both parties, both sides have to play their parts to keep it within that space.

sukkot:
yeah i guess she is the one who forgot to wear a condom

Are condoms 100% reliable and don't they break? Every decent chic out there in a casual relationship use the contraceptive injection, the implant, or morning after - regardless of condoms. It's always safety first. Only those who want kids and/or trying to trap a guy with a baby don't use them.

If every chic you've ever had a casual relationship with decides to be negligent, do you know the number of kids you would have now? Personally, I'll probably have truckload of kids and baby mums everywhere. You can't rely on condoms cos they're not really for birth control. More time, they're just there to protect against STIs. So when it comes to unwanted pregnancy - both sides have to play their roles. Unless there's an ulterior motive and there's in this case.

Blowback!

sukkot:
yeah she is quite the rapist. she raped davido

Lol, it's not about being a "rapist" - it's about understanding what a casual relationship is, and keeping it that way. If you're not in a serious relationship with a guy and you understand what the end game is, why would you get pregnant, unless there's an ulterior motive? It's just common sense.

In this day and age when there are shitload of contraceptives out there - why get yourself in a messy situation like this one?

1). She's older than him.
2). Their stars don't align.
3). They don't belong in the same class.
4). She knows he isn't ready to settle down.

So no matter how you look at it, she forced herself on the family. And once you do that, you've to be ready for the consequences. If she were my sister, I would've told her the same thing cos she's irresponsible.

sukkot:
[b] put them dukes up son, have at it, mano au mano. buahaha. bruh leave matter for matthias, the girl is a hustler just like everybody else and davido was the maga. so now he has to pay the price. it aint like he didnt get anything out of the interaction. he got a baby out of it. at some point in time you have to look past the game and face responsibility. ya dig ? life is not always a game. reality has to kick in sometimes. like ermmm ok i have been suckered but she did bear me a kid so let me look past the game and make her part of the family cuz whether you like it or not, she part of the family now. see thats the problem with men these days ? they never know when the game ends and when reality kicks in. he gotta carry his cross now. and the girl aint lower class like that cuz she got bob dee fighting her corner meaning she just aint your regular chic on the street. she got powerful family. for her to have even gotten close to davido to have his kid tells you she aint no regular chic. she high powered compared to your regular chic. she rolling in deep circles. [/b]

this nigga bob dee be having lunch with bill clinton and bill gates and jagaban. he a high powered nigga. more powerful than davidos family

Obviously, she's a hustler and she caught him slipping due his own naivete, or perhaps cos he was young and quite dumb/reckless. Always thought Davido was a real G due to how brash he's - but the guy messed up. He lost a few stars and stripes for that. But then again, anyone can get caught slipping when a good pum is involved - fear women.

However, what I don't agree with is the problem you have with how Davido's parents are treating her. At the end of the day, she forced herself on them and I don't think they want anything to do with her. There's a class problem in every society and regardless of how we want equality/equity, it will always be a pipe dream. So if you want respect, you should always endeavour to go where you're accepted and not force yourself on folks. When she caught him slipping, she thought she won the lotto - but it seems she can't deal with the blowback - hysterical. She should be happy that they accepted the baby and they're paying for her accommodation and upkeep. Some won't even bother, especially with all the scandals following her around.

The family can see through the chic...and the only reason why they still have her around is cos of her uncle. I don't feel sorry for the chic at all. And I don't feel sorry for hungry skets. Anyway, they all need to have a conversation on what's best to the kid and move on. The whole internet madness isn't healthy for the innocent child.

Davido - Ekuro...that's my nyggah right there.

sukkot:
hmmm like the nigga above me said, she lucky she is related to dele momodu or this family would have treated her worse and kicked her our of her babys life

Brev, class problem is a universal thing, hence folks ought to stay within whatever class they find themselves in the society. And if you aim to reach beyond ya height/length via trickery, you should be ready to take the heat.

You and the court of public opinions can say whatever you want about the way she's being treated. However, that doesn't negate the fact that she had sinister plans and that's why she took advantage of the guy. Thus forcing herself on a family that wants nothing to do with her. You can't force yourself on people and expect them to respect you - never. That's the problem with these hungry chics these days - they always want to reap where they didn't sow.

Davido and his family shouldn't have said anything. Taking the whole thing to social media is just stupid. Silence is always golden sometimes. Then again, Davido is still a kid...he's 23 and he's obviously going to make mistakes cos of the adrenaline rush. But that's my nyggah and his tunes banggg - seee gobbeeee.

These who.res are vampires looking for a meal ticket...imagine someone's baby mum sleeping his dad's friend. Shyte, she'll have to keep that baby, even if it's mine. Who knows the number of people who busted their nuts on the baby's head when she was an embryo?

Early happy new to you, my celestial big bredrin. But we still have to knuckle up.

Regis001:
This bobo na Yaba psychiatric case. Kolomental pure and simple.

Huh? St.upid muthaphucka disconnected from reality just as the shiithole of a country is disconnected from progress and development due to primitive and retarded opinions.

Regis001:
Oh boy, what type of weed have you been smoking?

Lol, that high grade the enhances cerebral cortex. Unlike the cheap weed laced with cow dung that has fried the brain cells of most of you.

Apart from being of the retarded opinion that you can make a quagmire of a country - that's the marriage of divergent folks who have nothing in common...when did Nigerians become the poster child for cerebral opinions and critical thinking? A cursory look at folks who populate this forum shows that over 90% of the posters would qualify as stark illiterates in other climes. Your opinions on role models, leadership, governance, fashion, beauty etc., are the most primitive I have ever seen. Yet you lot always want to force ya obtuse and utter ridiculous opinions on everyone - and still want to claim a vacuous air of superiority over folks who are far ahead of you in all ramifications for judging human development and achievements. Hysterical. Nigerian opinion should be interchangeable with oxymoron.

You lot need to know when to shut ya gob. And respect other people's opinions.

Jaquar456:
Inferiority complex is a terrible thing.
So we are all idiotic Nigerians because we do not subscribe to your half baked and jaundiced views
LIVE WITH IT - this chick's
shape is not flattering, and No need bringing in Michelle Obama here. She is shapely and would never dress in such a tacky manner. Toolz was displaying nothing but giant turkey drumsticks. Bros, coolu temper.

Lmao.

Did you ever take English language classes? And do you know what inferiority complex is?

Err, I posted my views - you're the one who quoted me, spouting utter ridiculous tripe, while trying to force ya obtuse opinions on me. Not the other way round. Heck, you also posited that my chic won't look anything like her, when you don't even know the type of chics I find attractive. And now you labelled a group as being "raggedy" cos their definition of attractiveness - is different from yours.

How ridiculous and barmy can you get?

Well, most Nigerians aren't the sharpest tool in the shed when it comes to giving opinions.

Fam, stay out of grown men in the real world's business - and stick to village jejune tales, where being malnourished is a thing of pride.

Jaquar456:
Correct! And it's the raggedy black male folks who have no other ambition than dogging out 'da b1tch' as they usually rant, that would find this gig appealing at all.

You're so ignorant and dumb, apart from being a starving stark illiterate.

So, African American guys is interchangeable with "raggedy black male folks", no? That's the problem with you idiotic Nigerians. Despite how backward and primitive most of you're - you always think you're better than everyone.

A group with more achievements than the whole of Africa combined; a GDP higher than the whole of Africa combined; and more influential than the whole Africa combined - is raggedy cos they don't fit into ya primitive dimwitted views that's induced by hunger and malnutrition. Just STFU.

RaptorX:
I just think vast majority of Naija guys are not enamored with "thick" girls, even when that Ghanaian girl with the massive batty Peace Hyde was featured on Nairaland, most of them think she was fat, but when she was featured on an African American online site that I regularly visit, the men were ogling her and calling her a beautiful African queen. So to each his own.

Don't mind the plonker.

I guess Barack Obama is also not "sophisticated" for staying with Michelle Obama and her big batty.

Jaquar456:
Good for you, Bro, but at least 80 percent of the comments here suggest otherwise.

And why should I care about the opinions of folks from a place where most people suffer from malnutrition and are mostly anorexic due to hunger?

Obviously, if you are anorexic, you will always like what looks like you. But in the real world and the rest of the world - thick chics are winning. That is the reality that you lot can't change. Hence folks are injecting all kinds of things in their bodies to look that way.

Stay out of grown men's business.

Jaquar456:
Take it easy Bro. this chick must be a friend of yours else you would not be taking this issue personally. All this bombastic grammar you are blowing here does not change anything. If giant broiler laps are your thing, then good for you but I still maintain that most modern or sophisticated guys will not find this sexy. I bet your girlfriend looks nothing like this.

How am I taking it personal by highlighting how obtuse and utterly ridiculous ya premise is?

Well, according to accepted opinions in the real world - not your world that's cut off from reality - most "modern" guys love thick chics. And they're winning right now. Hence everyone and their mums are getting implants and the silicon business is thriving. And stop attaching "sophisticated" to body structure, there's no correlation whatsoever.

Anyway, if you're conversant with the type of chics I always post on my profile, then you'd know that I like 'em thick.

Jaquar456:
Let's be honest, Bro, those pics are offensive and she looks like the original mammy wagon. No sophisticated guy will find this image of Toolz sexy. Sexy it is not, Fat? Depends but only those traders at Alaba market will find her shape appealing. Hips are simply OVERSIZED.
As far as I'm concerned, she looks far from shapely, and 'thick' has never been a compliment. When you see those pics all you can imagine is a sh1t factory, and her filling up your toilet with poo the morning after.

When an illiterate ret.ard starts talking about "sophisticated" - that exemplifies oxymoron personified. Most of you just throw words around like blinkered turds.

What's the correlation between what you find attractive in the body structure of a woman and sophistication?

A lot of you are just time wasters.

yetseyi:
I took my time to read the whole story and a lot of us are not being realistic.

Its good enough when a host makes the home hospitable for a guest but shouldn't guests learn how to be nice visitors? And for the "she is just a spoilt teenager" part I do not agree she knows exactly what she is doing, she knows she should help the pregnant lady at least to wash plates, is she expecting her to ask her to wash plates or clean up or just stay around with her in the kitchen while cooking, It is all this it is my brother's house mentality that is affecting her.

The hubby even asked her to help aunty in the kitchen still no improvement. I do not even know how she can sit comfortably while babeabike is waddling around with a 38week pregnancy in the kitchen or doing something else without even offering to assist HABA! I really cannot understand how some people do not see anything wrong with this.

I was once 18 and I have visited cousins and and stayed with their wives and by default I know I should help.

Her case may not even be a case of poor upbringing, she might just feel ohh I shouldn't help shes my bro's wife. It is even girls like her that you will ask to help and they will go and report your matter to the family that you are giving them work to do.

So because a heavily preggy woman couldn't cook and told you to help yourself in the kitchen you do not eat that night and lock yourself in your room since then.

Like i always so do unto others what you want to be done to you. Just like i always say when my cousins try to have that its my brothers house mentality with their brothers wife.

OP just dont give yourself headache ooo do not even think about it. Just do what you can, when you can and be nice.

Yetseyi my Ijebu sister.

I've been looking for you.

https://i.imgur.com/FJgp0m3.gif

DavidEsq:
Dis is one ish I'm having with u ladies; why d heck would a woman measure herself by what her guy likes? Then when he dumps u 4 an Agbani, you'd say what exactly? can't u bi*tches just hv a lil self value and self esteem!!!!

Isn't it shocking that someone with "Esq" attached to his handle can barely spell?...Scandalous illiterate heifer.

And who's a biitch? Its either you have acute glaucoma, someone must have dropped you on ya head as a kid, or you banged ya head on the wall. You effing hunger-induced anorexic kids need to stay out of grown men's business. I don't know who unleashed you slobbering illiterates from the puerile romance section, to be honest.

If you're anorexic due to hunger or you like anorexic chics - stick to ya taste. Majority of folks like 'em thick. She's thick not fat - there's a difference. And stick to what you know.

misspicy:
lol @ flat tommy,that is why we have waist trainers to decieve men like you

did you see her laps? she is fat,and being fat is not healthy at old age,i can relate to that,go read my diary.(mere observation even shows that fat people dies early than slim people, go observe old people that died a natural death)
having big ass and boobs can be sexy to the opposite sex when they are still in shape,what happens when they go out of shape? bet me in 10years to come,you would not say this

after childbirth,she will double her size trust me,yoruba calls them iya apati,you will see their husbands going for slimmer girls

Joblessness is when you spend useful time you ought to spend on making yourself better on analysing a next person. And it reeks of jealousy. She isn't complaining, her man loves her the way she's, and she's an eye candy to most guys who love good things. Why do you care?

Damn! Baby, you've got a body like a benz - I just wanna ride you....

My Ijebu sis got the juice...great you kept all that body in-house for a next Ijebu nyggah.

I can't hate on that.

@Sh0llypopz

Early Christmas present for you, the fiery one.

I'm going to post two videos that represent the two parts of my last post.

1). Black man and his snow bunny partner. And she has a message for black women.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF1gBpVWFXE



2). Black man gets emotional about his race (the accursed black people) not sticking together.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqToaJoZsEo


Enjoy!!