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V0lv0:
Yoruba guys do have swag and I always said if I had to marry a Nigerian it would have to be a Yoruba guy. Anyways how are you? It's been a long time

Yes. We're the Emirs and Sultans of swagdad...that's why all these chics wanna have our babies, you get me?

I'm good, chale princess.

Thare are the instagram pictures about Yoruba boys.

No one cried about it - folks found it hysterical and Yoruba boys took their L like real Gs.

Igbo men need to take their L as well.

https://www.that1960chick.com/wp-content/uploads/CT9fpS2XAAAkYuB.jpg


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tpiar:
I'm not sure of those stats, the height may depend on different factors.

I dont know who dates Kenyan women more, among the different Nigerian tribes, could be Igbo, could be Yoruba, could be some other tribe, hard to say.

There is no evidence, however, who the writer of the article is.

You just the stat for the average height of Kenyans vis-a-vis Nigerians. And it shows that the average Kenyan isn't taller than the average Nigerian. Now, when you move to Nigeria - I'm sure a lot of observant folks would know that on the average, Igbos are shorter than the other groups. They're also the stocky one and that's how they're genetically.

If the predominant migrant male group in a country is from a certain axis, who's going to be the dominant group dating their women? For example: the Ghanaian and Nigerian communities in the UK are somewhat intertwined and majority of the Nigerians in the UK are Yorubas. Evidently, more Yoruba men are going to date and marry Ghanaian women than any other Nigerian group. And that's the case in the UK.

Igbo men just need to take their L.

tpiar:
according to this index:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Average_height_around_the_world

Kenyans are the same height as Nigerians, but I'm not sure that's an accurate assessment.

In addition, many Kenyans are slimmer than Nigerians/west Africans, however, those stats may change in future since it seems Nigerians want to be taller.

You just proved me right. If the average Kenyan has the same height as the average Nigerian...and a particular group in Nigeria is known for being short, stocky, and bearded - isn't it obvious that she's talking about the group?

Moreover, the overwhelming majority of Nigerians in Kenya are Biafrans. So you don't even need to be a prophet or mind reader to know who the soliloquy is about.

Regardless, the average African knows the different ethnic groups in Nigeria and folks go by ethnic groups, rather than the Nigerian umbrella these days. Evidently, that's between the short, bearded, and stocky group and Kenyan women. Biafrans just need to take their L and move on. Yoruba guys took their L a few months ago on instagram as being heart-breakers without either trying to make it a naij thing or crying about it.

Change that shiit to Igbo men.

ChristineC:
Are you still polluting the air around here? Don't you have street tire-rolling competition to participate in tomorrow?
Your shiit and piss lines doesn't cover your numbskull, it merely adds dead-dog stench to the waste of skin you are.

*sprinkles salt on him* Crawl in you slimy maggot!

Lool.

Suck ya mum, ya yeasty pum and saggy ti.ts.

And fvck ya eunuch pops, you hairy cannibal.

tpiar:
on whatshisname's thread, most of the men are bearded.

dunno if there's a correlation?

do foreign women prefer bearded Nigerian men?

on the height issue, many Kenyans are taller on average I think, than Nigerians, so most Nigerians might appear short to them.

A lot of guys are bearded but that doesn't negate the fact that most Igbo guys prefer beards to other Nigerians. It's like saying just cos a lot of guys are bearded these days, it negates the fact that it's a Muslim thing.

Then when you highlight the fact that she alluded to "stocky" and "short" - that gives you a clearer picture cos most Igbos are short and stocky. And they have always been like that since pre-colonial times. I'm sure you read what the European missionaries said about their physical qualities in the 19th century.

How's the average Kenyan taller than the average Nigerian? Apart from the Masai folks, which other ethnic group in Kenya is tall? I don't think the Luo are that tall. And the Masai folks aren't even that many.

ChristineC:
A toad just chirped!
Of course a toad wouldn't know men are bearded.
A toad also wouldn't know Kenyans are averagely taller.

Piece of animal shiit.

Scandalous sket, ya mum must have effed ya pop's life up and turned the prick into an eunuch with pum juice, for you to refer to someone who can slap senses into ya pops a toad. Incorrigible cannibalistic homo habilis from the primeval hominini tribe.

Is that how you talk to ya pops when he gives an honest opinion?

Isn't it obvious that she's referring to Biafrans?

Or who are those synonymous with being short, stocky, and with beards?

Regardless, one bitter chic and stocky folks can't stop naij guys from winning.

Missy89:
what side, what quota?

Check my profile, the link is there. It's the big uncle and aare's little medium for us to continue what we started on NL.

I did mention ya handle last year in a post about it, but I guess you ignored it cos you were still mad at me lol.

Anyway, we need you on there as well and your contributions, no matter how small, would be appreciated. Our target is basically 200 folks.

Cutesexy1

Hiya, there's something mysterious about you and I think I want to unravel that mystery. What do you think?

Don't be shy.

Missy89:
Same to you

Err, when are you going to join us on the other side and add ya own quota?

Phut:
What do you want to say? Tell us and then we will translate it to Igbo.

I'm trying to learn Igbo - can you help a brother out?

I'm serious.

absoluteSuccess:
Great man,

happy new year and thanks for the invitation,

I'll come with useful materials.

Yoruba Arise.

Happy new year, bro.

We're expecting you and ya supreme knowledge.

2prexios:
Read the post.

cc: absolutesuccess

Lado, we need you on this medium cos of ya knowledge of Yoruba history/culture/etymology.

This is the link: Yoruba

omonnakoda:
Are drugs the subject of discussion here?
Is this an NDLEA seminar?

Lol.

I should be the one asking you that since you keep classifying illegal drugs in different classes when the law is simple and straight-forward.

Mr. Majestic "intellectual", it's obvious you have no argument whatsoever, from feigning ignorance about knowledge of the background story, to making one utter ridiculous claims after the other, to ya endless need to cite medical references when you said it's about jurisprudence.

Even a kid knows that anything that has to do with illegal drug is drug abuse.

Anyway, I've got NFL to focus on. Let's agree to disagree.

omonnakoda:
I am sorry but your logic is upside down.
There is no logical system in which all members of a category are equal
A lion is a cat but we do not keep it as an indoor pet
Illegal drugs have Classes ABC etc with different sanctions and perceptions.
At any rate the medical evidence for cannabis is changing its legal status
but the issue here is not that . Even if it were a class A drug with a 20 year tariff So what

My logic is upside down or you just love arguing for the sake of it?

Is illegal drug under the legal charter classified into class A, B, or C - to determine drug abusers? So why are you being pedantic? And stop talking about medical evidence - it has no bearing on the current jurisprudence. Let's stick to the law.

Anyway, if you don't the difference between legal and illegal drugs - this is the GCSE level definition:

Legal drugs are drugs that are prescribed to a patient by their doctor or bought over the counter. Illegal drugs include prescription drugs that have been dangerously modified and substances that are banned by law.

So, is cannabis illegal in Nigeria - YES or NO?

omonnakoda:
Drug users can lose custody of their children (in this case I was specific to cannabis) just like churchgoers or ewedu eaters can lose custody the issue is causation number one . The point is there is no caase where cannabis use ALONE will lead to that there must be evidence of harm active or neglect passive.
There is NO SINGLE CASE where there is no evidence of harm and custody is lost because of cannabis use NONE.
Also there are many STEPS before custody is lost and all these steps are aimed at rehabilitation and retrieval. No one will lose custody because of one cannabis test and no other relevant issues

Now, you're being pedantic and the paralysis by analysis is evident is in this post.

Is cannabis an illegal drug - YES or NO?

So, if it's, do cannabis users fall into drug users - YES or NO?

It's pretty much straightforward.

omonnakoda:
Where did I assert that kindly supply a quote before we revert to voodoo mode

What is the title of this thread?

Can you provide one case from ANYWHERE in the world where a child has been removed from mother because of cannabis use and no other reason
JUST ONE !!

In your own words:

omonnakoda:
Very funny,
The report does not tell us what sample was taken .People assume it was blood but that is not stated ANYWHERE on that document which raises serious credibility issues.
It is not usual to test blood for cannabis but rather urine. I will assume it was a urine sample.
We were told that the baby was not in the mother's custody when the sample was taken and we are told the baby was taken from her forcefully so I do not see any meaningful legal conclusions being drawn from this report. My instinct however is to disbelieve it as propaganda with an eye on legal battle. Even if the mother used or uses cannabis that is of itself, insufficient to dispossess her of the child unless there are other issues. A court would at best impose a supervision order and future testing.
you will usually not find cannabis in the blood after 24 hours and so again that raises many questions. It remains in the urine for several days and so that is the more usual test

https://www.nairaland.com/2839330/davido-babys-doctors-report-leaked/2#41611609

omonnakoda:
The report is a sham

what sample was tested was it blood urine saliva or what?

Already there is a huge mistake in their scheme

The report MUST mention the sample type

https://www.nairaland.com/2839330/davido-babys-doctors-report-leaked/2#41611733

omonnakoda:
I think it was Chinua Achebe that said "Until lions have their storytellers ,the tale of the hunt will always glorify the hunter"

Propaganda is the telling of stories with no right of reply.

Is it inconceivable that a Nigerian mind with a lot of money can pay doctors to produce such a report?

https://www.nairaland.com/2839330/davido-babys-doctors-report-leaked/2#41612761

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Cannabis is an illegal drug and I'm sure there are tons of cases but I can't be arsed to start searching. However, I'll give you example of a drug user who lost custody of her children: http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2014/12/08/hair_drug_tests_a_mothers_anguish_over_losing_her_girls.html

And this is from Legal Zoom:

When a parent struggles with drug addiction, his parental rights may be affected. In some cases, child protection agencies may remove a child from a parent’s care if that parent abuses drugs. Likewise, during a divorce, a court may deny a parent custody if he has untreated drug abuse or addiction issues or terminate his parental rights entirely if he does not address his drug abuse problems. Therefore, treating the underlying illness is often key to protecting custody and parental rights.
http://info.legalzoom.com/child-custody-loss-parental-rights-drug-abuse-23891.html

omonnakoda:
What is my opinion?
I do not KNOW anything I am neutral except on the law whether or not she smokes cannabis is an ALLEGATION no more

He is not married to the mother and if for any reason the mother is unfit or available he is not NEXT in the hierachy of guardians legally that is the law rather it falls to the mother's family starting with her father mother siblings.

Is that the Nigerian law?

In saner climes, the next in hierarchy is always the father, especially if he has acknowledged paternity of the child.

omonnakoda:
What is my opinion?

I honestly don't think you have a cogent opinion cos you went from asserting that the proof which clearly stated the mother's name, belongs to the kid. To making claims that the use of cannabis by a nursing mother isn't enough to dispossess her of the kid, when it's clearly child abuse. And decided to focus on how the proof is most likely a doctored one, without any substantial evidence that it's doctored.

omonnakoda:
Why are you so mentally lazy ? Why talk like a child? only a child reduces the world to binary situations. Honestly I have no interest in him . I like to have abstract an d intellectual dicussions of general principles that should apply in similar situations GENERALLY( it is gratifying to have worthy partners for intellectual discussions.) At the end of the day if they go to court and the court rules that court ruling will become the law for ALL of us. That is the nature of jurisprudence. You may find this hard to believe but I had no idea who this Davido was until last month. I now realize how popular he is but it changes nothing. If I was him knowing myself when I was his age or at any age for that matter I would not marry her the point is in everything one must have good advice and know the law.

There was no need for this controversy. Eddie Murphy has many children did he marry their mothers? The point is to act with wisdom. Why use police and wash dirty line in public the real news these days is not who smokes cannabis but who does not. He could have used his money to manage the relationship with the mother better .
from a medical perspective the truth is cannabis is NOT as dangerous or as harmful to foetuses during pregnancy as alcohol and many use it so while I do not approve of it there is a lot worse that she could do.
I have seen nothing to convince me that this child should not grow up with its mother only those who do not have good mothers will support such a thing . Ok he does not want to marry her fine but he cannot say he will take the child because mother smokes weed

Why the ad hominem? If I decide to return the favour, you would go on your usual voodoo rants about mothers and fathers. But I would ignore that for now.

You posited that you don't have enough knowledge/information about the background story. However, you believe in your majestic "intellectual" supremeness that drawing from tidbits is enough to form a conclusive opinion on an issue as delicate as this, no? And also, I bet you don't know that in jurisprudence, where the law dictates action, it's illegal to smoke cannabis around kids. I believe cannabis is illegal in Nigeria and isn't this proof enough reason to take custody of the child away from the mum? Well, if you don't know, in a saner climes, with this proof alone, it's child abuse...and that's enough reason for the mother to lose the child.

Anyway, no need to expand into medical perspective here. Let's stick to jurisprudence and the illegality of the use of cannabis around infants.

InvertedHammer:
/I am dealing with the fact not hypothetical situation.
In this case, the mother did not die. If the father is wealthy, the lady's family will not fight him. They will advice him to come and perform marriage rites. And as the child grows, he/she will most likely identify with the wealthy father if the father wants.

Things are changing. Remember...It used to be a shame to be tagged a babymama. But now some ladies are wearing it as a badge of honour if the man is wealthy, famous or powerful.
/

cc: omonnakoda

You lot just want this guy to turn a sket into a housewife. Would you even lot accept a kid from a sket you had a casual relationship, especially someone your dad's friend has also paid to sleep with?

I believe you lot are basically just trying to crucify the guy and his family based on your perceived excesses/wrongs at the "end", while neglecting her wrongs in the "means". In life, there are always consequences for every action and what's being played out here is consequentialism. The "end" and "means" are always intertwined. And if you think the guy and his family have ulterior motives now, why not talk about the chic's ulterior motives in dubiously using the baby as a meal ticket?

She knew what she was getting herself into by forcing herself on a family far above her class, with the child as a bait. So why should anyone feel sorry for her when she's experiencing the consequences of her own actions?

Anyway, he has presented proof that she is an irresponsible mother and, they're trying to protect the innocent kid from her. Why not focus on what he presented and leave the extras alone? I'm sure if the report is a doctored one, the chic would be on social media now disputing it.

0ldirtybastard:
Shut the Bleep up, stupid cursed whoring idiot. Do you know what the term "manners" connote?

Mugu.

Lmao.

Don't mind that accursed plonker. The overwhelming majority of them are stark illiterates and they just love throwing words around like idiots.

I don't know how you can respect an old woman who ought to be planning retirement getting involved in some silly crap no one asked for her opinions about. And rather than tweet something that represent her and the grey hair she has all over her head and her pum - she went on useless outlandish rant like an accursed pleb. And this isn't her first time. I'm sure her own mum is ashamed of her and the shame she's bringing to her family.

Anyway, she has a protege in the fugly and bleached-up heifer that speaks with the tip of her tongue like a goat, Toke Makinwa. In the next two decades, she'll replace Kemi as the new naij internet psycho.

modath:
Here's to a beautiful 2016.. How ya doin?

Thanks, luv.

I'm doing fine. And you?

Just catching fun with the beef.

Diaryofnaija:
Your comment had me in stitches... spot on

Lol.

Some Ibadan nyggahs who're now ancient definitely did that ancient loner bad. They smashed her pum to smithereens from age 16-50 without giving her a ring. Hence she stays on the internet seeking attention and chasing Yoruba men everywhere. Hide ya men - crazed Kemi is coming. Effing psycho.

Anyway, she's fighting back on twitter.

irunooboo:
And your lame ass has the right to spew trash on the woman U should be ashamed of yourself for dissing someone as old as your mum. Where is your manners

STFU.

When did an asylum patient who has refused to seek help and get her scandalous arse into solitary confinement become an upstanding citizen that deserves respect?

Especially for a crazed attention seeker that thrives on making outlandish comments all over social media for attention. Tell the old hag to hide her face and stay off the internet.

Loool.

And the Ibadan asylum patient strikes again.

This psychotic old hag smokes too much amala flour.

Yieldings:
Thanks, y'all. Appreciate.

Darn!! My yieldings got a lot of cosign and praises on the 2nd day of 2016. One even suggested she's going to make a great wife.

Time to celebrate by skanking.

JME and Tempa T, let's show 'em.

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Seun360:
Washere joor.

Don't mind these idiots. A lot of them just love talking reckless till they meet a Yoruba guy that will beat the brakes off their arses and turn their brain matter into porridge. When you see them in person - it's going to be stories about how they're Nigerians as well and all kinds of crap.

I don't know what some bang bang artist, a medieval award show, and some obese producer that makes basic beats have to do with Yoruba boys.

Atmmachine:
Yoruba boys too dey form jet li
Yet they can't fight.

You're a prick.

You mean the same Yoruba boys that can't fight are miraculously the best talents of Nigerian descent when it comes to fighting sports, no? I guess Anthony Femi Joshua, Jimi Manuwa of UFC, Wale Omotoso etc., can't fight and it's all a stunt, no? Effing cu.nt.

One of these days, we'll declare a no fly zone over London for Nigerian artists and they will have to pay these "Yoruba boys that can't fight" before they get a pass to perform anywhere in the UK. If you doubt me - go ask Juelz Santana about how he was kidnapped in London and who chased Cam'ron out of town. And you can ask Ja Rule about who took his chain in London.

Anyway, this Olamide guy is a dyckhead. And Don obese is a bigger dyckhead with the fake big man nonsense.

Missy89:
Lmfao

Happy new year, big head.

sukkot:
now this is more like it. i can get with this fasho. this is straight fire. but no more music though. i am multitasking with nairaland and my work here at home office as it is lmao

Nah!!

Not before I shut this shiit down - with a next Ijebu boy from Tottenham, Skepta.

I'm out and I going straight on the road to shut shiit down till 2016.

And all the tunes I just played are the tunes I'm going to be whipping on across London Town till tomorrow morning. Off to South London. Zooooooooooooooooooooooom..........2016, here I come all waved out.

Duke of Ijebuland.

Out - see you on the other side.


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