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PoliticsRe: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 11:01pm On Nov 16, 2015
IlekeHD:
I'm surprised you're not a daddy yet. You keep talking about girls and babies.

Last I heard, shollypopz was......::::.....
And why do you want me to be a daddy so bad? I almost made that mistake I was like 20, but I can look back now and thank the most high for dodging a bullet albeit that would've led to a change of lifestyle and focus cos of the responsibilities that come with it. However, my life would've been miserable.

It's not always how far but how well - that was what my pops told me. And I'd rather make babies with a chic who has the same outlook, is loyal, respect my opinions, can be a good partner and great mum - than just any chicken-head that will end up making the rest of my life miserable.

Darn! My shollypopz, the female amazon - I miss my dargy. That's the real homie and the female poster I like the most on this forum lol. Sholly has fire in her. Ol'girl just always tend to go ghost every time we've a big disagreement.
PoliticsRe: The South South And The Niger Delta People's Thread by Shymm3x: 7:34pm On Nov 16, 2015
BlaqCoffee109:
o mehn..you crayyyyy..lool..followup on rkelly/Kerry' s no1..sh!t
Lool. Don't rush it, my little ms sunshine...we're just getting started. tongue

When it goes down, then we need R.Kelly's "Bump N' Grind" to keep it going. After that, we'll move to Usher's "Nice and Slow". Then finish it off with Ginuwine's "Pony". grin

Then R.Kelly and Keri Hilson's "Number One" is for the after-party when the boat is steady. grin

What do you think?
PoliticsRe: The South South And The Niger Delta People's Thread by Shymm3x: 7:23pm On Nov 16, 2015
BlaqCoffee109:
sure I change positions while I rock the boat making you chant the joint "I love it when you call me big poppa..throw ya hands in da air if yous a true player"- I swing both ways indeed!
Loooool. grin grin Bad gurl!!

I think we need Omarion's "O" for this one. tongue

O...that’s gonna be the sound/
Girl when it’s going down/
Your body sayin O



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZfgJsNwmjM
PoliticsRe: The South South And The Niger Delta People's Thread by Shymm3x: 7:09pm On Nov 16, 2015
Aareonakakanfo

I found ya biggest crush. Her handle is coolabbie. grin
PoliticsRe: The South South And The Niger Delta People's Thread by Shymm3x: 7:07pm On Nov 16, 2015
BlaqCoffee109:
..sure I am blushing, ain't that what we ladies do? your boat sure is in need of some rocking *eyeing you beneath my lashes* you know we ladies from the riverine areas how we are like ..we Itsekiris never were ijebus..are you an Ijebu man? BTW I am paternally Yoruba
Ha!

Now, she's blushing. grin

Are you sure you can really the boat and change positions like Aaliyah? lipsrsealed

If you've got it, you can jump on the boat right now and show me what you got lil mama.

Let's leave history alone for now. Yes, I'm not only Ijebu, I'm the Duke of Ijebuland. grin

Hmmm...interesting. So you swing both ways - Yoruba and Itsekiri - no?
PoliticsRe: Are There Yorubas In Kwara and Kogi? by Shymm3x: 6:31pm On Nov 16, 2015
Aareonakakanfo:
He has changed for good

Eurobomber is our brother and we might have to bless him with some gorgeous Abaja olowu tribal marks to welcome him to the commonwealth grin grin
Loool.

Please, we don't need that nyggah. He needs to stay in Biafraland.

Shyte, a lot of Oyo and Ibadan slaves of yore that became Yoruba are one of the biggest problems in Yorubaland today. Then we've the ghost of Afonja still crip-walking everywhere. That nyggah needs to stay where he belongs. grin grin
PoliticsRe: Are There Yorubas In Kwara and Kogi? by Shymm3x: 6:26pm On Nov 16, 2015
Aareonakakanfo:
Hahaha I understand

Just having fun you know

Its been a while grin grin
Loool.

That nyggah, Eurobomber, is the most confused mofo ever. He went from preaching one-Nigeria, to being a Biafran land-grabber, to threatening SS folks. Then he became miserable. Only God knows where his imaginary Osun wife is. Ol'girl needs to get that nyggah his meds.

Now he wants to drag Yorubas into his madness with this bait of a thread. grin
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 6:15pm On Nov 16, 2015
Qelvin:
I'm sorry bro, but I'll only sheath my sword if your people stop insulting yeebos
Okay.

Enjoy ya wife and make sure you shoot quintuplets into her belly. grin
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 6:13pm On Nov 16, 2015
PoliticsRe: Are There Yorubas In Kwara and Kogi? by Shymm3x: 6:11pm On Nov 16, 2015
Aareonakakanfo

Please, don't fall for the bait.

The Eurobomber guy saw how Yorubas have been minding their business compared to how he and his Igbo folks have been going at it with SS folks, hence he decided to create this thread.

Just ignore the thread and let them keep talking. grin
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 6:04pm On Nov 16, 2015
IlekeHD:
Cases like this are very rare.

Yoruba sabi better thing jare.
How are they rare? There are so many cases like that.

There are also loads of super-duper pro-black guys folks that I know love their white chics. These nyggahs would tell you how the white man is evil, yet they only mess with white chics. grin

Also, when I was a regular in the family section. I read at least two cases of Igbo grandmas stealing their daughter inlaws' kids basically cos these chics are Yoruba, while calling them all kinds of names. grin

Things are happening in this world. grin
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 5:57pm On Nov 16, 2015
Qelvin:
Fvck off biatch, the fact that I date a Yoruba girl doesn't mean anyone should conjure false bullshyt to insult my tribe, respect me and I respect from a safe distance...at least the girl I'm dating is not some sick twisted ethnic bigot like you low-lifers on here.
Enjoy ya Yoruba wife. Heck, you can marry as many as you want.

But don't derail this thread.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 5:48pm On Nov 16, 2015
IlekeHD:
Negro step aside. I knew your motive, just had to force it out of you. I knew no Yoruba girl would be dumb enough to date a basket head Igbo, talk less of marrying one. Officially on my ignore list.
How do you know that? grin

Most folks would think no black chic will ever date a redneck. But shyte, there used to be one popular super-Afrocentric black chic on YouTube back in the day. She had locks with beads, dashiki, and all kinds of accessories pro-black folks wear. This heifer only talks about how white people are evil blah blah blah.

Later, folks discovered that while she was preaching all that nonsense on YouTube, she was getting d1cked down by a redneck. This chic ended up having a baby for the racist redneck yano? grin grin

True story.
PoliticsRe: The South South And The Niger Delta People's Thread by Shymm3x: 5:29pm On Nov 16, 2015
[quote author=Aareonakakanfo post=40086978][/quote]grin grin grin grin grin grin

I need to run out of this thread before they lynch me.

https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/4775013/nicki-minaj-twerking-7-o.gif
PoliticsRe: The South South And The Niger Delta People's Thread by Shymm3x: 5:21pm On Nov 16, 2015
Aareonakakanfo:
My doctor told me last week to avoid junk as much as i can

Anyways I searched and I didn't find any poster with that username

Phantom crush? grin
Loool.

I'm going to find her full profile now - her batty is so big, you can see it from the front. grin
PoliticsRe: The South South And The Niger Delta People's Thread by Shymm3x: 5:16pm On Nov 16, 2015
Aareonakakanfo:
This man grin grin cheesy
Cobbie gatts alotta junk in her trunk. lipsrsealed

Cobbie, ya crush, aareonakakanfo is here. grin
PoliticsRe: The South South And The Niger Delta People's Thread by Shymm3x: 2:23pm On Nov 16, 2015
Aareonakakanfo:
Has Konami started adding female players on PES? grin grin cheesy

Blaqcoffee is quality tho

Don't let us digress.The topic is about DukeShymm3x and Blaqcoffee.

I wish you both a life filled with Happiness,health and Love grin


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Loool.

Never that. Blaqcoffee was just being nice to a brother like a real black woman should be to the original black man lol.

Cobbie, the Akwa Ibomite, has a crush on you. And from what I have seen on insta, chics from that axis in naija are blessed with humongous batty. Better take one for the team and not let the moment pass you by.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 2:20pm On Nov 16, 2015
Aareonakakanfo:
Hahaha! I have no issues with Iya Agba.That's my Aunty there

You know say body no be firewood Mi o de n se robot grin grin

Others need to come in as well and have fun

I'm still very much around and If i start seeing any signs of the thread dying,I'll surely come to the rescue grin


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Looool.

You are now trying to be politically correct. I'm not having that.

Ilekeh has to get on her knees and apologise to you, her hussy loooooool.
PoliticsRe: 14 African Countries Forced By France To Pay Colonial Tax by Shymm3x: 1:57pm On Nov 16, 2015
TonySpike:
On a scale of 1 to 10, I would score the British 6/10 for giving their former colonies some sort of freedom, independence, intellectualism and Human Capital Development. It was during their era Africa trained some of her brightest minds. However, I will abysmally score France 2/10, they are a good example of bad colonialists. A good colonialist should give at most 60% back to their territories. France gave less than 15% back to her territories in my humble opinion.

CC. shymm3x
9jacrip
S3un
I think the case of the British Empire is somewhat different from France. France was never destroyed during the 2nd world war, so the country had a lot of things intact, hence it was able to maintain its colonies after the war and none of them got full "independence", apart from Algeria. And Algeria got its via a brutal revolution.

With Britain, the whole country was almost completed destroyed by the Nazis. After the war, when it was time to rebuild the country - Clement Atlee saw that the best way to rebuild the country and move it to the modern era since its empire status had already collapsed, was to reduce British power and influence, by giving the colonies freedom, albeit replacing the empire with commonwealth of nation. Thus keeping the alliance intact. And that the priority should be catering to the needs of the British people who were devastated by the war.

So, I won't say the British empire was different from colonial France, albeit the French absorption policy somewhat takes France down a bit. Necessity vs luxury. However, the absorption policy alone created a lot of great black minds and academics - gift and curse. But you can't compare either of them to the Belgians. The Belgians were the worst and the most devilish neanderthals ever. grin
PoliticsRe: The South South And The Niger Delta People's Thread by Shymm3x: 1:39pm On Nov 16, 2015
Aareonakakanfo:
Enjoy yourself jor! Don't be shy cheesy grin grin AareOnakakanfo is no threat

Reveal your true feelings

I can't see the emboldened part clearly grin grin grin cheesy


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Loool.

Shy? - never that. Even Diana King knows I'm not a shy guy. grin

You need to take one for that team, the big aareonakakanfo. grin
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 1:37pm On Nov 16, 2015
Aareonakakanfo:
Nice contributions everyone especially the new posters Katsumoto and Delarue.They've definitely added some new kind of energy to this thread

I won't be as active on this thread as I used to be but I'll continue to view the thread so don't be surprised when you see Aareonakakanfo viewing grin

I'm still very much active on nairaland,my schedule hasn't changed but I'll prefer taking a backseat and learn from everyone here.I will occasionally drop comments though

I believe the thread is moving towards the right direction once again compared to what it was as at when I made my last comment

Odua Agbe wa oo
Loool.

Ilekeh/ibebe really pissed you off.

You should know how naija chics are and how they have this tendency of getting disrespectful lool.

Once you get close to them, you just naturally need to develop a thick skin and don't let whatever they say get to you cos that's how they're with loose talks and their razor mouths loool.

We need you on this thread - you can't leave us hanging, else the thread will die. You're the moderator and the alpha/omega of the thread.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 1:33pm On Nov 16, 2015
9jacrip:
Dbanj and dope don't even come close. He's what future and migos are to rap music.

I will rate Tuface and Wande Coal ahead of him any day.

May D is also another noisemaker with no content, I don't even listen to dude.

What's your thought about Wande?
Dbanj is dope and he has nothing in common with Future/Migos. Only nyggahs and strippers listen to these guys and ladies don't really like them too tough. Dbanj is more like LL Cool J - a legend. Afrobeat isn't about lyrics - if it were about that, then they're all trash cos they don't say nothing - about from make noise, with similar beats, and catchy hooks. Also, you can't deny the bangers he has on his catalogue. The legend of Dbanj is bigger than all his contemporaries and I doubt any other Afrobeat artist will be able to surpass that in a long time - they all need to bow down to Dbanj. His "Oliver Twist" record charted all over Europe and probably made top-5 in the UK. The alone got him to perform at Glastonbury Festival - if you know how big this festival is, you'll forever worship Dbanj. Fela Kuti is the only other African artist that has performed there. I need to stop here for now. Now move to the chics: chics love this nyggah like they love tampons lol. And once you've got the chics on lock-down - you can never lose. That's why Meek Mill got roasted by the singing nyggah, Drake. And also why Chris Brown continued to make hits, despite how they tried to destroy his career with the Rihana debacle. Then throw in the fact that Dbanj is a hustler - you just can't hate this guy. That's my nyggah.

Who's Tuface? Is it that nyggah that made the "African Queen" tune? I dunno about that nyggah - I've never checked for him. I know the "African Queen" tune cos my sisters used to play it on repeat and it grew on me. And I think he has a next tune he made in Ghana. That's about it.

As for Wande Coal - I just don't like his face lol. The thing with me is that: if I don't like a nyggah's face, I won't listen to his music. That's the same reason why you'll never catch me listening to Gucci Mane. And I do listen to Waka Flocka sometimes lol.
PoliticsRe: The South South And The Niger Delta People's Thread by Shymm3x: 1:18pm On Nov 16, 2015
Aareonakakanfo:
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Loool.

The big aareonakakanfo. I'm just having fun with Ms. Sunshine the blaqcoffee.

You can pick one on here for the team. wink

I think the Akwa Ibomite, cobbie, has a crush on you. lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: The South South And The Niger Delta People's Thread by Shymm3x: 1:17pm On Nov 16, 2015
BlaqCoffee109:
..am a lady, com'on now.. wink good thing to know you made the more excellent choice on beverage...where you from?
Ha!

You know the guys gotta listen to the ladies when it comes making the right choice(s) with beverages...cos chics got the juice in that department. Don't start blushing now. tongue

I'm Yoruba.

Err...if ya body looks anything like what you've got on ya profile. I might be tempted to paddle a canoe to the Warri creeks like they did during the ancient times, when Itsekiris were still Ijebus, to kidnap you. grin
PoliticsRe: The South South And The Niger Delta People's Thread by Shymm3x: 10:55am On Nov 16, 2015
BlaqCoffee109:
Warri.waffi - Itsekiri ...alotta nyggahs? hommie puleeasssee ama lady in the streets
Lool. Blaqcoffee is cracking me up and I have got black coffee in my belly. Now that is a helluva combo lol.

Itsekiri is family.

You sound gangsta like the type that can ride shot gun with a real one. I like that.

Do you mess with zoot (that earthly plant and green sticky yicky that takes spiritual beings to heaven and paigons/pagans to hell lool)?
PoliticsRe: The South South And The Niger Delta People's Thread by Shymm3x: 10:19am On Nov 16, 2015
BlaqCoffee109:
..ain't a thang to prove, it is what it is..I got it locked down like dat
I hear that.

If you actually taste good, then I guess a lot of nyggahs eat -------- like groceries then lol.

So what part of the SS conglomerate are you repping?
PoliticsRe: The South South And The Niger Delta People's Thread by Shymm3x: 10:03am On Nov 16, 2015
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PoliticsRe: The South South And The Niger Delta People's Thread by Shymm3x: 10:03am On Nov 16, 2015
BlaqCoffee109:
:Dcos I look good and taste good too..hmm hmmm wink ..excellent choice!
Dayuum!

Black coffee it is then lol.

Err...but not everything that looks good tastes nice. Chicken casserole for example looks good but taste like shitt.

So can you prove that you are the best of both worlds? tongue
PoliticsRe: The South South And The Niger Delta People's Thread by Shymm3x: 9:47am On Nov 16, 2015
BlaqCoffee109:
they freakin stin.k ..especially that madman illiad and mike404 the local bingo
Why did you pick "blaqcoffee" as ya username?

I was planning to buy cappuccino from Starbucks, I think I might change that to black coffee.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 9:43am On Nov 16, 2015
tupacshakur:
You must be a simpleton to think being dominant in the top 4 accounting firms should have a correlation with the debts owed by the states.

As if your SE states sef no get debts to pay. Your mumu no be here. Even USA, as rich as they are dey owe money. grin

Worst standard of living? And your flat-headed folks, including your miserable self keep trooping to the SW 24/7 and fighting over who should be the next Eze Ndigbo in virtually all major towns and villages in SW. grin

WAEC results? You forgot to point out that the South East, especially Anambra state has the highest prevalent of examination malpractice and special centres in Nigeria as reported by an Igbo-owned newspaper, the Sun in the link below:

http://sunnewsonline.com/new/anambra-to-shutdown-486-special-exam-centres/

Make Sango strike your mama toto dia and inflict it with boils if na Samuel Ajayi Crowther truly design the premier for written Igbo language. Google is still free the last time I checked.

Once again, stop displaying your stupidity and envy on this thread. A lot of Igbo and Biafra threads are all over Nairaland for you.

Amunkunmeko olori pelebe oshi! grin
Looool. Ouch!!!

And the same nyggah was begging for Yoruba wife a few days ago lol.

This is type of nyggah that will be sha.gging a Yoruba chic and still call her ofemmamu and yari.ba while in the act. Like those white boys call black chics nigg3rs when smashing them to smithereens lol.
Foreign AffairsRe: Paris Shooting: France Drops 20 Bombs On Islamic State Jihadi Training Camp by Shymm3x: 9:26am On Nov 16, 2015
Looool.

Everything looks like a bad script. What was the CIA Chief doing in Paris three weeks before the terrorist attack? And why is France upping the stake? Why did this terrorist attack happen on the eve of the G-20 summit?

Sad that innocent folks are always the collateral damage in this madness. All their well planned speeches and reactionary posturing aren't fooling no one.

After Syria, these plonkers are still going to cause another problem in a next country. Then disturb again with useless noise about terrorist attacks. The ghost of Libya is still there and they are yet to fix that. They moved to Syria , created ISIS and Al Nusra, and when it became clear that they are the problem in the country. They gave us something that looks like a false flag. Now it is a next bombing campaign and boots on the ground should follow. These people have lost their damn Neanderthal minds.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 1:55am On Nov 16, 2015
IlekeHD:
That Edo ngga is just something else. grin
The nyggah smacked his head on the wall as a kid. grin

Anyway, I shall leave you with a message from the craziest Edo nyggah ever. grin

His onomatopoeia congruent with hishma bishma and abbas abbatis that sired him to accendo the global catharsis and accommodo to human cohesum.

I'm out.

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