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IlekeHD:And why do you want me to be a daddy so bad? I almost made that mistake I was like 20, but I can look back now and thank the most high for dodging a bullet albeit that would've led to a change of lifestyle and focus cos of the responsibilities that come with it. However, my life would've been miserable. It's not always how far but how well - that was what my pops told me. And I'd rather make babies with a chic who has the same outlook, is loyal, respect my opinions, can be a good partner and great mum - than just any chicken-head that will end up making the rest of my life miserable. Darn! My shollypopz, the female amazon - I miss my dargy. That's the real homie and the female poster I like the most on this forum lol. Sholly has fire in her. Ol'girl just always tend to go ghost every time we've a big disagreement. |
BlaqCoffee109:Lool. Don't rush it, my little ms sunshine...we're just getting started. ![]() When it goes down, then we need R.Kelly's "Bump N' Grind" to keep it going. After that, we'll move to Usher's "Nice and Slow". Then finish it off with Ginuwine's "Pony". ![]() Then R.Kelly and Keri Hilson's "Number One" is for the after-party when the boat is steady. ![]() What do you think? |
BlaqCoffee109:Loooool. Bad gurl!!I think we need Omarion's "O" for this one. ![]() O...that’s gonna be the sound/ Girl when it’s going down/ Your body sayin O https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZfgJsNwmjM |
Aareonakakanfo I found ya biggest crush. Her handle is coolabbie. ![]() |
BlaqCoffee109:Ha! Now, she's blushing. ![]() Are you sure you can really the boat and change positions like Aaliyah? ![]() If you've got it, you can jump on the boat right now and show me what you got lil mama. Let's leave history alone for now. Yes, I'm not only Ijebu, I'm the Duke of Ijebuland. ![]() Hmmm...interesting. So you swing both ways - Yoruba and Itsekiri - no? |
Aareonakakanfo:Loool. Please, we don't need that nyggah. He needs to stay in Biafraland. Shyte, a lot of Oyo and Ibadan slaves of yore that became Yoruba are one of the biggest problems in Yorubaland today. Then we've the ghost of Afonja still crip-walking everywhere. That nyggah needs to stay where he belongs. ![]() |
Aareonakakanfo:Loool. That nyggah, Eurobomber, is the most confused mofo ever. He went from preaching one-Nigeria, to being a Biafran land-grabber, to threatening SS folks. Then he became miserable. Only God knows where his imaginary Osun wife is. Ol'girl needs to get that nyggah his meds. Now he wants to drag Yorubas into his madness with this bait of a thread. ![]() |
Qelvin:Okay. Enjoy ya wife and make sure you shoot quintuplets into her belly. ![]() |
IlekeHD:https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11113/111131325/4107310-1048133836-ZhF9X.gif |
Aareonakakanfo Please, don't fall for the bait. The Eurobomber guy saw how Yorubas have been minding their business compared to how he and his Igbo folks have been going at it with SS folks, hence he decided to create this thread. Just ignore the thread and let them keep talking. ![]() |
IlekeHD:How are they rare? There are so many cases like that. There are also loads of super-duper pro-black guys folks that I know love their white chics. These nyggahs would tell you how the white man is evil, yet they only mess with white chics. ![]() Also, when I was a regular in the family section. I read at least two cases of Igbo grandmas stealing their daughter inlaws' kids basically cos these chics are Yoruba, while calling them all kinds of names. ![]() Things are happening in this world. ![]() |
Qelvin:Enjoy ya Yoruba wife. Heck, you can marry as many as you want. But don't derail this thread. |
IlekeHD:How do you know that? ![]() Most folks would think no black chic will ever date a redneck. But shyte, there used to be one popular super-Afrocentric black chic on YouTube back in the day. She had locks with beads, dashiki, and all kinds of accessories pro-black folks wear. This heifer only talks about how white people are evil blah blah blah. Later, folks discovered that while she was preaching all that nonsense on YouTube, she was getting d1cked down by a redneck. This chic ended up having a baby for the racist redneck yano? ![]() True story. |
[quote author=Aareonakakanfo post=40086978][/quote] ![]() I need to run out of this thread before they lynch me. https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/4775013/nicki-minaj-twerking-7-o.gif |
Aareonakakanfo:Loool. I'm going to find her full profile now - her batty is so big, you can see it from the front. ![]() |
Aareonakakanfo:Cobbie gatts alotta junk in her trunk. ![]() Cobbie, ya crush, aareonakakanfo is here. ![]() |
Aareonakakanfo:Loool. Never that. Blaqcoffee was just being nice to a brother like a real black woman should be to the original black man lol. Cobbie, the Akwa Ibomite, has a crush on you. And from what I have seen on insta, chics from that axis in naija are blessed with humongous batty. Better take one for the team and not let the moment pass you by. |
Aareonakakanfo:Looool. You are now trying to be politically correct. I'm not having that. Ilekeh has to get on her knees and apologise to you, her hussy loooooool. |
TonySpike:I think the case of the British Empire is somewhat different from France. France was never destroyed during the 2nd world war, so the country had a lot of things intact, hence it was able to maintain its colonies after the war and none of them got full "independence", apart from Algeria. And Algeria got its via a brutal revolution. With Britain, the whole country was almost completed destroyed by the Nazis. After the war, when it was time to rebuild the country - Clement Atlee saw that the best way to rebuild the country and move it to the modern era since its empire status had already collapsed, was to reduce British power and influence, by giving the colonies freedom, albeit replacing the empire with commonwealth of nation. Thus keeping the alliance intact. And that the priority should be catering to the needs of the British people who were devastated by the war. So, I won't say the British empire was different from colonial France, albeit the French absorption policy somewhat takes France down a bit. Necessity vs luxury. However, the absorption policy alone created a lot of great black minds and academics - gift and curse. But you can't compare either of them to the Belgians. The Belgians were the worst and the most devilish neanderthals ever. ![]() |
Aareonakakanfo:Loool. Shy? - never that. Even Diana King knows I'm not a shy guy. ![]() You need to take one for that team, the big aareonakakanfo. ![]() |
Aareonakakanfo:Loool. Ilekeh/ibebe really pissed you off. You should know how naija chics are and how they have this tendency of getting disrespectful lool. Once you get close to them, you just naturally need to develop a thick skin and don't let whatever they say get to you cos that's how they're with loose talks and their razor mouths loool. We need you on this thread - you can't leave us hanging, else the thread will die. You're the moderator and the alpha/omega of the thread. |
9jacrip:Dbanj is dope and he has nothing in common with Future/Migos. Only nyggahs and strippers listen to these guys and ladies don't really like them too tough. Dbanj is more like LL Cool J - a legend. Afrobeat isn't about lyrics - if it were about that, then they're all trash cos they don't say nothing - about from make noise, with similar beats, and catchy hooks. Also, you can't deny the bangers he has on his catalogue. The legend of Dbanj is bigger than all his contemporaries and I doubt any other Afrobeat artist will be able to surpass that in a long time - they all need to bow down to Dbanj. His "Oliver Twist" record charted all over Europe and probably made top-5 in the UK. The alone got him to perform at Glastonbury Festival - if you know how big this festival is, you'll forever worship Dbanj. Fela Kuti is the only other African artist that has performed there. I need to stop here for now. Now move to the chics: chics love this nyggah like they love tampons lol. And once you've got the chics on lock-down - you can never lose. That's why Meek Mill got roasted by the singing nyggah, Drake. And also why Chris Brown continued to make hits, despite how they tried to destroy his career with the Rihana debacle. Then throw in the fact that Dbanj is a hustler - you just can't hate this guy. That's my nyggah. Who's Tuface? Is it that nyggah that made the "African Queen" tune? I dunno about that nyggah - I've never checked for him. I know the "African Queen" tune cos my sisters used to play it on repeat and it grew on me. And I think he has a next tune he made in Ghana. That's about it. As for Wande Coal - I just don't like his face lol. The thing with me is that: if I don't like a nyggah's face, I won't listen to his music. That's the same reason why you'll never catch me listening to Gucci Mane. And I do listen to Waka Flocka sometimes lol. |
Aareonakakanfo:Loool. The big aareonakakanfo. I'm just having fun with Ms. Sunshine the blaqcoffee. You can pick one on here for the team. ![]() I think the Akwa Ibomite, cobbie, has a crush on you. ![]() |
BlaqCoffee109:Ha! You know the guys gotta listen to the ladies when it comes making the right choice(s) with beverages...cos chics got the juice in that department. Don't start blushing now. ![]() I'm Yoruba. Err...if ya body looks anything like what you've got on ya profile. I might be tempted to paddle a canoe to the Warri creeks like they did during the ancient times, when Itsekiris were still Ijebus, to kidnap you. ![]() |
BlaqCoffee109:Lool. Blaqcoffee is cracking me up and I have got black coffee in my belly. Now that is a helluva combo lol. Itsekiri is family. You sound gangsta like the type that can ride shot gun with a real one. I like that. Do you mess with zoot (that earthly plant and green sticky yicky that takes spiritual beings to heaven and paigons/pagans to hell lool)? |
BlaqCoffee109:I hear that. If you actually taste good, then I guess a lot of nyggahs eat -------- like groceries then lol. So what part of the SS conglomerate are you repping? |
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BlaqCoffee109:Dayuum! Black coffee it is then lol. Err...but not everything that looks good tastes nice. Chicken casserole for example looks good but taste like shitt. So can you prove that you are the best of both worlds? ![]() |
BlaqCoffee109:Why did you pick "blaqcoffee" as ya username? I was planning to buy cappuccino from Starbucks, I think I might change that to black coffee. |
tupacshakur:Looool. Ouch!!! And the same nyggah was begging for Yoruba wife a few days ago lol. This is type of nyggah that will be sha.gging a Yoruba chic and still call her ofemmamu and yari.ba while in the act. Like those white boys call black chics nigg3rs when smashing them to smithereens lol. |
Looool. Everything looks like a bad script. What was the CIA Chief doing in Paris three weeks before the terrorist attack? And why is France upping the stake? Why did this terrorist attack happen on the eve of the G-20 summit? Sad that innocent folks are always the collateral damage in this madness. All their well planned speeches and reactionary posturing aren't fooling no one. After Syria, these plonkers are still going to cause another problem in a next country. Then disturb again with useless noise about terrorist attacks. The ghost of Libya is still there and they are yet to fix that. They moved to Syria , created ISIS and Al Nusra, and when it became clear that they are the problem in the country. They gave us something that looks like a false flag. Now it is a next bombing campaign and boots on the ground should follow. These people have lost their damn Neanderthal minds. |
IlekeHD:The nyggah smacked his head on the wall as a kid. ![]() Anyway, I shall leave you with a message from the craziest Edo nyggah ever. ![]() His onomatopoeia congruent with hishma bishma and abbas abbatis that sired him to accendo the global catharsis and accommodo to human cohesum. I'm out. |
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