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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine's President Zelensky's Face Before And During War by sib55: 7:53pm On Apr 06, 2022
But this guy resembles Elon Musk.
Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by sib55: 6:00pm On Nov 16, 2021
sib55:
Lagos Deal

Dell Latitude E6440
Intel Core i5
4GB Ram
320GB HDD
Backlit Keyboard
Laptop and charger
100k

Dell Latitude E7440
Intel Core i5
8GB Ram
500GB HDD
Backlit Keyboard
Laptop and charger
110k

HP Elitebook 8440p
Intel Core i5
4GB Ram
320GB HDD
Laptop and charger
75k
50 units

Lenovo Thinkpad T510
Intel Core i5
4GB Ram
320GB HDD
Laptop and charger
65k
4 units

Phone/Whatsapp +2347066486218
Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by sib55: 7:07am On Nov 16, 2021
Lagos Deal

Dell Latitude E6440
Intel Core i5
4GB Ram
320GB HDD
Backlit Keyboard
Laptop and charger
100k

Dell Latitude E7440
Intel Core i5
8GB Ram
500GB HDD
Backlit Keyboard
Laptop and charger
110k

HP Elitebook 8440p
Intel Core i5
4GB Ram
320GB HDD
Laptop and charger
75k
50 units

Lenovo Thinkpad T510
Intel Core i5
4GB Ram
320GB HDD
Laptop and charger
65k
4 units

Phone/Whatsapp +2347066486218

Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by sib55: 8:57am On Nov 15, 2021
Lagos Deal

Dell Latitude E6440
Intel Core i5
4GB Ram
320GB HDD
Backlit Keyboard
Laptop and charger
100k

Dell Latitude E7440
Intel Core i5
8GB Ram
500GB HDD
Backlit Keyboard
Laptop and charger
110k

HP Elitebook 8440p
Intel Core i5
4GB Ram
320GB HDD
Laptop and charger
75k
50 pcs

Phone/Whatsapp +2347066486218

Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by sib55: 7:08pm On Nov 12, 2021
Dell Latitude E6440
Intel Core i5
4GB Ram
320GB HDD
Backlit Keyboard
Laptop and charger

100k

Dell Latitude E7440
Intel Core i5
8GB Ram
500GB HDD
Backlit Keyboard
Laptop and charger

110k

Business / Re: E-Naira: Company Sues CBN For Trademark Infringement by sib55: 6:49am On Sep 29, 2021
I think e-naira lost the name when FBI took down their page for affiliation with Liberty Reserve some years back. I dont think the organization has been deemed legal ever since then.
But forget story me sef would sue them for the bag. How can they just wake up and not do due diligence.
TV/Movies / Re: What's That Movie You Can't Get Tired To Watch? (Pictures) by sib55: 5:05pm On Aug 29, 2021
Crazy rich asians

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TV/Movies / Re: Have You Ever Cried While Watching Films by sib55: 11:29pm On Nov 23, 2020
Hotel Rwanda embarassed

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Politics / Re: What's Exactly Stopping Nigeria From Having 24/7 Electricity? by sib55: 6:15pm On Sep 06, 2020
njola34:
Power problem in Nigeria encompasses the whole process. From power generation to transmissions to distribution.
Permit me to say that power generation has improve while we are still building more generation but the amount of power generated at the moment can not transmitted because the infrastructure are not just there to transmit the power generated as a result most of the power generating plant are mostly operating below capacity...finally the distribution ikdec, ekodec, IBdec etc are bad in terms of infrastructures that
You will even hear that distribution are rejecting power from transmission . How can distribution reject power when the country is in a black out. Again, the so call group of thief’s who acquired the distribution network have invested very little amount of money apart from the licensing fees... yet they want to cash out in multiply of 100...
The whole process is not sustainable and very sure of that and the whole process will surely come to a hold in a not distance future.

A complete failure in the system..
Investors are not willing to invest as the grid is quite obsolete .

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Education / Re: What Took You To The Principal's Office In Secondary School? by sib55: 9:01pm On Sep 05, 2020
Mine was because of Gameboy advance Oo.

I opened a game centre in class where student can play games at a fee, i think i had like 6 cartridges, fifa04 was the gold mine.

The bitter students went ahead to report me to a teacher cos i dont give free games.
The teacher caught me in the act of operation and escalated the matter to the principal.
First time in the principal office, Naso i chop 2week grin
And the gameboy was never given back. embarassed embarassed

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Technology Market / Re: Dispute Resolution Thread [For Pickup/Deal Hunting & Other Issues Alike] by sib55: 5:22am On Jul 17, 2020
lionlee216:
I really dont know what to say at this point.

Kreamie
Omicpet
Wildchild1 etc

Over to you.

looking forward to input from them.
wildchild1 come here quickly.
Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by sib55: 7:05pm On Jul 10, 2020
BoboKush:


170k to 180k

I have 64gb space grey x.
for 200k
Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by sib55: 3:33pm On Jul 10, 2020
BoboKush:
Who has UK used iPhone x 64gb for sale..... Sweet deal pls..... I want to resell

How much do u have sir?
Sports / Re: Why And When Did You Start Supporting Your Favorite Football Club? by sib55: 10:05am On Jul 06, 2020
I was in a class where we sat 7 people on a long bench back in 2003. I was forced to join Chelsea from the pressure of the other 6 boys I sat with then, even without being a football lover. I was always lost in conversation the boys held. so I developed an interest and started doing steady follow-up so as to know what the boys were talking about. that was it for me.. Chelsea FC. although I'm now a fan of good football, but also an anti-Gardiola grin.

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Crime / Re: Pipeline Explosion At Igando – Idimu Road, Igando, Lagos (video) by sib55: 11:36am On Dec 05, 2019
jese??
Scary thought cry
emeijeh:
Deja vu.



Jese '98

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Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by sib55: 6:45am On Nov 01, 2019
sib55:
AIN Deal
HP EliteBook 2570
4gb ram
250gb HDD
Core i5
Clean like new
45k

Dell K12A Detachable PC
8gb ram
250gb HDD
Core i5
Clean like new
60k

Surulere.
Come to my signature for pictures
Available
Low Budget
Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by sib55: 3:01pm On Oct 30, 2019
AIN Deal
HP EliteBook 2570
4gb ram
250gb HDD
Core i5
Clean like new
45k

Dell K12A Detachable PC
8gb ram
250gb HDD
Core i5
Clean like new
60k

Surulere.
Come to my signature for pictures
Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by sib55: 9:37am On Oct 29, 2019
sib55:
AIN Deal
HP EliteBook 2570
4gb ram
250gb HDD
Core i5
Clean like new
45k

Dell K12A Detachable PC
8gb ram
250gb HDD
Core i5
Clean like new
60k

Surulere.
Come to my signature for pictures
Available
Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by sib55: 9:32pm On Oct 28, 2019
AIN Deal
HP EliteBook 2570
4gb ram
250gb HDD
Core i5
Clean like new
45k

Dell K12A Detachable PC
8gb ram
250gb HDD
Core i5
Clean like new
60k

Surulere.
Come to my signature for pictures
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Iphone 6S For Sale by sib55: 9:45am On Oct 03, 2019
moemindz:


Working very fine. 16GB

Lagos
30k
really interested !
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Iphone 6S For Sale by sib55: 4:54pm On Oct 02, 2019
moemindz:
I have an iPhone 6s for sale.

It's in very good condition. + pouch + screen protector

35,000

Lagos

memory size and location?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by sib55: 10:08am On Sep 29, 2019
Bolanle1860:
Incase you need the UBA past question send me mail. Is for free o, I used the past question and it really helped me in the test. I want to help too.
Ojooomobolanle1860@gmail.com.
If you don't have your NYSC certificate yet, you can go explain to them if you're in Lagos state. They allowed some people in my batch.

verify ur email.
i cant seem to send u a mail
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Microsoft Interns4afrika Information by sib55: 3:27am On Sep 27, 2019
what was the interview like? GD? Behavioural? any hint
johnzzy
Jagkush:


i got a call to and i was assigned to Outcess, having interview on monday. tell me about your experience benswifi
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by sib55: 8:56pm On Sep 08, 2019
number5:
Well, as the distinguished history keeper of this great association, it is my duty to present to us all in this grand event, the history of this thread and subsequently, that of the prestigious association of local men and women (AOLMAW) OF NNPC.

The thread was created by one of our very own @Dmainman on Wednesday, the 13th of march 2019 at exactly 2:39pm. It turned out that one of the most decorated government owned company had published an advert for vacancies in its various subsidiaries..

Till this very day, the number of persons who registered online for the recruitment is unknown, though some sources has stated something in the range of 800 thousand and/or above. Registration process was greatly marred by difficlties in uploading passports which made a good number of applicant to fall out of the race.

A month after the online registration closed, came the invite for a cbt test. It is rumoured among local men and women, that about 60000 persons wrote the cbt test all over the country in about 190 cbt test centers. The cbt test was considerably thought to be 'cheap' by a good number of local men and women while others felt it was a deliberate setup by the organizers as they were very aware of online platforms like this one that had dished out various test past questions with a lot of difficult samples. Yours faithfully, the distinguished historian wrote his cbt in one of the middle belt states, 7am and he was very excited as evident to the cordinators. He had looked forward to this for "years".

Invite for interview came less than a month after the cbt exams were conducted. It came with mixed feelings as joy sparkled the air for those who had received while those who did not receive, broke down amidst tears.
It is worthy to note that this period was crucial to the formation of the prestigious association of local men and women as it brought pioneers of the association into limelight, notable amongst these great men and women are:

Sir jarus, mosgoon, enireqx, teaser4, beeam, bobowaje, chasteguy, macgyver1, gbyms, csrockefeller, gbriels, mathology, sempumpingson woman, danxplore, mosphy4, klassd, 22general,larride, bodylicious, stevie55, benflash, enrypech, tejiri44, C1212, jobseeker, cybersecfreak, swargu, realisticj, greatken, sandieeee, emmyteetosin, dorado, darella, geektrovert, sibabe thespark, souljar etc, special mention to Xfire, and my humble self, number5.

Prior to a 9days interview experience conducted at the Nnpc towers, central business district abuja, Intelligent men and women displayed professionalism and decorum as we all prepared towards the experience of a life time. Its worthy to note that it was at this junction that a certain mosaic4gooners ex mckinsey, way ahead of the world dude came into limelight. He offered to share a room with anyone interested at sheraton hotels and towers just a few minuites drive from central area, abuja. It remains unknown if anyone took his offer, but that young man would go a long way to make ripples and leave his marks on the sands of time in this thread.

Interview came and went and the AOLMAW was born, chasteguy with the memes, teaser4 with the cut edge pidgin, jarus with overcomposure, sempumping with the pumping sauce, beeam with the agbero mentality, and ehmmmm, mosgoon with LOMS grin

It was also at this point were LOMS was making air waves that burnt sauces, zobo and checking of something was introduced. The aforementioned, are the non-negligible signature of the members of the association of local men and women.

At some point, other notable persons joined the race and added soured sauce (ladyjane, ladyheaven, ademmy, cliffwood, tonyhopkins, easymoneysniper, timilehinpeter, etc)

The access bank theory propounded by larride and the one percent theory by flowolf09 remains the official theory of this great association till date though the journey has been characterized by notable players jumping ship, most notably from the Access bank theory ship (popularly known as ABT) players like beeam, darella, chasteguy, swargu, flow09, bobowaje, sempumpingson, enireqx, cocococo and its founder, larride.. The impact of the ABT theory was most felt at the time when a certain anyam 'king in the north' terhemba ran rampage and did great havoc among the members of the association. Special mention in that regard, to cocococo, a brother who was massively hit by king anyams sniper and he 'lost all his ability to can'.

Massive shots by king anyam, and his two foot soldiers, farouk freedom and lazarus maikalu ensured that even someone as rigid as jarus confessed that its not an easy life for a local man trying to can.

We can't forget the bromance that broke out between members of the association in the course of the run of time. Notably experienced were between jiang and pumpingson, chasteguy and ladyjane, etc

Brethren, ladies and mentlegen, what is left of the recruitment is undoubtedly a few days but the periods that spanned from inception till date is one wich will never be forgotten by the members of this prestigious thread, NNPC HQ, Nairaland community and the Ghost readers.

If you're years into the future reading this post, no matter were the eagle landed, be very well assured that we made a name for ourselves, we carved a niche, we made our prints in the sands of our time, and against all odds, every single member of this prestigious association went on to have a wonderful and successful career.


number5, first of my name, reader of books and keeper of knowledge of the time stream.
Gold standard.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by sib55: 4:13pm On Sep 05, 2019
tejiri4:



What happened to 5th na shuu now is 1st, someone should give me Lazarus address want to check something grin seems is only EH that is paid now

I believe nah King suppose dey wth 5th list.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by sib55: 4:45pm On Sep 02, 2019
ChasteGhuy:


It's like you need debriefing grin grin

She doesn't know Jarus did tutorial interview for many of the now recruiting HROs

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by sib55: 3:49pm On Aug 05, 2019
Angyee:


Exactly. Probably also will physically abuse them....else why is he talking of 'handling' his wife?

lolzzz......since u re a female; else
wanted to check sometin grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by sib55: 2:58pm On Jul 31, 2019
PhilipGallagher:


NNPC did not just start learning how to send sms today. They sent for CBT, they sent for interview, they sent for re-scheduling. They don't need to test run something they already know how to operate. Since they did not test run for before sending out CBT, interview, and rescheduling, i doubt they would need to test run before sending out employment feedback.

I might be wrong, but there is a strong chance that i'm not.

Please lets not start another theory that would take like 20 pages of this thread.

u re so shameless cool
lol...maybe only him would decipher

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by sib55: 7:57pm On Jul 30, 2019
Enireqx20:



This APL dey cause things o.... Nnpc abeg release people children from this suspense fa

suspense fa cool Ilorin ppl on sight

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by sib55: 10:52am On Jul 30, 2019
Clifwoods:


9am

now that u re not sure of the time!
re u sure u were interviewed at all??
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by sib55: 11:43am On Jul 28, 2019
Teaser4:
i laff when I read about 9k ppl went for the interview...I don't know who counted sef, during my set, wen dey called us out, the list long but we were 6 that came for the interview... Only NNPC have the correct figure til dey release am, everything you read here na wash...

When signing out at blck D...seems u all did not pay attention to the list numbering sad

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