₦airaland Forum

galala123: no meds yet.

Onye oma: Oga mi, e make sense gan...as far as ice cream is concerned,its a perfect alternative to coffee and will do good to ur body system...here in Naija, guys dey flex am wella with Oga Phemmmy's gala...the collabo is just outta dis world...you'll never regret you did...its worth it walahi...

OchukoII: Make these people call me for medicals naw. Na 3rd of September school dey resume oh. And I still dey here dey track like tif wey dey expect dhl cargo.

Onye oma: Lolzzzzzzzzz...I go carry Mr. Fans chocolate Ice cream come for you by december...

galala123: processed passport returned to vfs

Onye oma: My oga,no be Mrs Laureek, na Miss Laureek

ChriGo: na woman oo....

galala123: Just tracked. I have been bounced.

Two Kenyan men have signed an agreement to "marry" the same woman, reports say.

The woman had been having affairs with both men for more than four years and apparently refused to choose between them.

The agreement sets out a rota for Sylvester Mwendwa and Elijah Kimani to stay in her house and states they will both help raise any children she bears.

Lawyers said their "marriage" would be legally recognised if they could prove polyandry was part of their custom.
'Jealousy'

Mr Mwendwa and Mr Kimani drafted the agreement after realising they had both been having an affair with the woman in Mombasa County for more than four years, the local Daily Nation newspaper reports.

Community policing officer Adhalah Abdulrahman persuaded the two men to marry the woman after he saw them fighting over her, it reports.

"We have agreed that from today we will not threaten or have jealous feelings because of our wife, who says she's not ready to let go of any of us," the agreement says, Kenya's NTV station reports.

"Each one will respect the day set aside for him. We agree to love each other and live peacefully. No-one has forced us to make this agreement," it adds.

Mr Mwenda said her parents had given their blessing, while he is planning to pay the bride price.

The woman, a widow with two children, did not want to be named.

Kenyan family lawyer Judy Thongori told the Daily Nation that the law does not explicitly forbid polyandry - a woman having more than one husband.

"The laws we have do not talk about it but for such a union to be recognised in Kenya, it has to be either under the statutory law or as customary marriage. The question we should ask now is whether these people come from communities that have been practising polyandry," she is quoted as saying.

Polygamous marriages often take place in Kenya, but wife-sharing is unheard of, correspondents say.

oghenet: Thanks boss. I am female so I am Mrs...lol.

ChriGo: Nna bros dis 1 u dy call anybody lads na wa oo!!....u no check ma profile ni......we have dudes here with 4 - 5 kids ooo.....will b celebrating my 81th birthday soon so watch ur words oo else my ogas here go bite u oo.......

Gymme: To get 'more' quality education.

GboyegaD: Oga, I dey naija right now. I dey office for Alfred Rewane Road, Ikoyi. I've been in the country for 92days and 3hours right now and don't ask me why I know the number of days I have spent oooo. In all fairness, its just nice to be good to people.

ChriGo: Nice one.....congrats..i tap frm ur blessing...enjoy ur stay in canny....

oghenet: The Lord has done it guys! Picked up my visa today when I went to enquire at the embassy.

Onye oma:
I guess they must have died of heart break by now...cos na waste of life opportunity be that...

But Oga Siga, you no tell us say you sabi speak Igbo...jisie ike...I bu DAACHII...

Onye oma: My oga...much respect...

If he carries fake WAEC,na straight denial...

ßuђ I'll never risk submitting any fake document if I get that kind of opportunity...

Onye oma: My brother,full funding from the school na automatic VISA if God permits...they know what they're doing there ooo...

They believe that for a school to give you a full funding,you must be very good and have something great to offer to the school and the Country as a whole.

I've not come across anyone with full funding from the school or even Government that was denied visa...


EVEN WITHOUT ANY SOA,YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN UR VISA...

ChriGo: Dats very true sir....i have noticed such alot....d only reason for me not 2 cum back is if i have my hands cut off,no legs,no internet,no phone/laptop....so willing 2 help anytime anyday....more reason why i tapped ur blessings....and more reason why i wana b the next siga/fhemmy/sirP on this forum wen u guys retire.......

ChriGo: I admire ur courage and faith sir...tanx for the future assistance.....ur trv will show b4 then by God's grace....u can keep trying but if no luck den u can book an hotel just like oga siga said....wish we had sum1 on ground from dis forum to help out with all these....God will c u tru....

shayi12: but chdc why? done my medics since 25th july nd vo news yet.ds wait is killing me. @Oga Siga how u dey, pls i need your help in securing admission? saw this appartment listing on kijji and really want it. the link is "http://sarnia.kijiji.ca/c-real-estate-room-rental-roommates-Room-for-Rent-W0QQAdIdZ516796203",please is there anyway u can assist me in getting the email address of the individual? thanks so much for the encouragement and advice you give on this forum!!!!

dafnna: You guys are not telling the whole truth.
i have transacted two processes with this same Nigerian high commission at ottawa canada.
i renewed my passport and authenticated my driver's license on different dates this year 2013. They are fairly efficient as my passport was renewed same day but they delayed a bit in posting it. Those who waited for theirs got it same day but i had to travel back on time because of certain assignments. As for the authentication , it was ready and dispatched earlier than my expectation. Please bear with them, they are not machines.

they have improved tremendously with the exception of answering phone calls , please check on them this 2013.

saxywale: I ave heard that it's also difficult to get a Nigerian visa cos they expect applicants to bribe them.
Getting the passport is easier in Nigeria, just part with 18k and your passport is ready in three days!

ronnietilo: Best thing is to fly to Nigeria if you can to sort things out. Nigerian Embassy in Canada is a shame

Gold_jnr: @oga siga, Twale!!! I wan burst in lag tmrw so that I fit storm embassy on Monday. Abi wetin u think? Advise

Gold_jnr: @oga siga, my resumption date na Sept 3rd. Goin to prince Albert, Saskatchewan