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Shollypopz: What bullsh*t are u spilling??!!

If u mistakenly marry my type let me just let u know now, I F*UCKING OWN YOU!!

We pay the bills together, it's not d duty of one person!..........

I don't want to hear any more chauvinistic comments from you again!!

Daelm!!! I love your passion

[quote author=D-Explorer]Interesting topic.
Before marriage, the mother. After marriage, both the wife and the mother.[/quote]Before Marriage, Mother....
After 18 before marriage, i own myself!
After marriage, 'yours truly'.(My wife!)
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i think age will have effect on the answers (sampling bias), we shd ask people in their 50s..females will likely say they own their sons and males will say they are owned by their wives.

Best laid plans...Sidney Sheldon

nitlad: Here's my take....
In all honesty, walking through the aisles of a Walmart store or maybe while on holiday in Hawaii, I share the same hotel with these two women and we constantly meet in the hotel lobby or restaurant, I would definitely wanna strike it up with Kim K ahead of Michelle. But the moment I get wind of her numerous infamous escapades, immediately, ima drop her like a badt habbit. SHE IS FACE VALUE! And yhu dont choose or make wives on face values but on INNER VIRTUES, which Kim hasnt got any of it but Michelle has got aplenty. Oprah Winfrey is not the most good looking of women, but can anyone argue about the inner beauty of this woman, which is what makes anyone trully beautiful? And she is successful too, very successful. Kim K is a well known serial moral offender. She embodies everything wrong with most women of today. This is a lady that got married because of the money she stood to make from it. That she is successful albeit to an extent shouldnt be an excuse for her numerous misdemeanours. There are numerous women out there that are more successful than she is or will ever be, who became successful through sheer determination and remaining upright to excel in what they do without having to engage in morally damning acts. The Sara Blakelys, Oprah Winfreys, Angela Merkels, Christiane Amanpours Williams Sisters of this world to name but a few are prime examples.
Her upbringing also plays a huge part though. I mean when yhur mum puts yhu on birth control pills when yhur as young as 14 years old rather than imbibe good moral ethics in yhu really leaves much to be desired.
MICHELLE OBAMA ALL THE WAY!
I woulnt be ashamed, feel inferior, intimidated, or oppressed if I was walking the streets of Manhattan hand in hand witt Michelle and Kim K and whatever boyfriend she was with at the time were coming in the opposite direction or they met or us in qeue for pop corn at the movies.

Well said!!!
Love the container, hate the content.

Dollarman101: You guys amuse me on Nairaland. One doesn't need to be a medical doctor to know that ruptured appendix cannot survive a 6 hours flight to Germany.
This is just cheap gossip generated by social media journals and multiplied by some newspapers.
The truth is yet to come out.

FALLACY!

Girls with this type of grammar usually have this type of problem.

who changed my B.A.N.G. to 'slam'

Flygeriansteve: A number of you are missing the point. Kim K represents all that is wrong with d modern view of the quintessential successful woman. Youre comparing d American first lady, Ivy league graduate, distinguished lawyer and *faithful home-making wife* to a vain *sex symbol*, *serial monogamist*; and human object to gratify men's lust and promote dissatisfaction with their wives because they don't look like d glamorous bimbo on TV, who rose to fame--or infamy by making a sex tape? What happened to our traditional value and d almost clichey rant abt d dignity of a woman and evils of objectifying women--or "Ashewo na Ashewo no matter what you drive"?
Comparing KK to Cosy Orjiakor would have made sense not to Michelle Obama!!

I agree with you...in theory!
A lot of 'Michelles' av lost their man to the 'Kims' of this world.
Kim is like a firecracker...u hear the bang and then its gone, no matter how loud. She appeals to my senses and fires them but repulse my mind.
Michelle is this slow burning fire that gives u heat all the time. She feeds my mind and slowly warms my senses
Kim will attract me, Michelle will keep me.
Thank God she has a bit of both in her but she is entirely a different person, MY PERSON.

now this is madness...lets see where it will end.

DICKtator: All these garri comments got me in a paroxysm of laughter that everyone around me cannot but wonder if i am going crazy!!!

People still dey wonder for u...for me, dey don conclude!
This thread is garrilious... Sowi hillarious!
Abeg make we organise negotiation btw GPAN and Nairaland mod.

Mrs Goodluck first, now Diezanni....these people are humans afterall. I think we shd just let them be. The psychological trauma they are going through is much, we shd not add to it.
It can be anyone tomorrow.
Get well people.

naturalwaves: What's d correlation between a ruptured appendicitis and a tummy tuck? If d report is actually true,she will only undergo a minor surgery(Appendectomy)to cut off her Appendix.That's all! No need for tummy tuck .

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ruptured appendix/appendicitis... more of an exploratory laparotomy +/- appendectomy.
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Theben(m): 4:36am Em wait o, is the head supposed to be ruptured "appendicitis" or "appendix"?
Cos to me appendicitis is an inflammation.
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The term 'ruptured appendicitis' is allowed. The inflammation can lead to a rupture of the appendix.

CrazyMan: Give them time, they would fizzle out...even though that might take a while, I believe we would see their end.

Seun on the other hand, addressed the garri issue the wrong way.

His public statement about his hatred for the group and how personal he took the whole thing only made them stronger. Because most people felt he played the role of the Nigerian government towards that issue. (Ignoring more important issues on the forum, and laying emphasis on the less important ones)

But I believe that with time, they would fade...its not an issue...

you are a sane crazyman. good one.

empty barrel...

a surprise wedding will be more tripping.
Baby mama not the same as wifey!

'every women'...

slimyem: mine's Asun(spicey goat meat).
We make the best in the world!

Pls where is that frm? State/Town. I love it.

Fhemmmy: Pounded yam is nothing but yamayama . . . cos if you wanna eat yam you eat yam, and if you wanna drink water, drink water, why mixing water and yam and mashing it together saying you dey chop pounded yam? That is nothing but yama yama . . . . .

Tah!...u mean my steamy hot aromated white iyan is yamayama?!
U must be the lagosized ara oke.
Abeg..help me find beta soup make i chop.

Oya go check mirror...you don dey resemble Fada Xmas.

Oyaa make we score now...

now its ruptured appendix..surgery done in Germany.
We shd make laws against ridiculous medical tourism.

M M M: Who re dey

Are dey from 9ja or ghana

MuMu

make dem tell us the truth joor...na money First lady dey chop, no be food! And too much of that dey quick run belle.
Btw, maybe the poison was meant for GEJ!

ifysoft: Its Van Persie Baby.. 24 Million quids well spent...LOL..

You can say that again...never say die!

This tribalism and defamation thing is a bit old and childish.[/color]
True talk.