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RomanceRe: Ladies Are To Be Blamed If They Are Aged And Still Unmarried? by sigmundfreud(m): 4:27pm On Aug 23, 2012
[quote author=Okija_juju]Yeah babe!! And I said some women do ask to be beaten.. And I stand by it..

Fhuck that bullshit about being the weaker sex.. Weaker sex'es dont walk around aggravating the stronger sex.. I am yet to see an antelope walk up and slap a Lion...

She a woman acts like a rabid biitch, she shouldnt be surprised when she gets beaten with a stick..
[/quote]*cover ears* easy dude...u wan fyt person?!
RomanceRe: Ladies Are To Be Blamed If They Are Aged And Still Unmarried? by sigmundfreud(m): 4:24pm On Aug 23, 2012
Shollypopz: Dude marriage is not by force 4 me oooo. I hv lot of things to do in this life. If i dnt marry, i'll just dedicate myself to career and charity. A broke guy would be intimidated by me anyway undecided
So what part are u donating to charity?
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by sigmundfreud(m): 6:33pm On Aug 22, 2012
Amya: We just played half way before Jhydebaba started dulling me oh. So no winner yet.
I appreciate ur honesty and modesty.
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by sigmundfreud(m): 6:17pm On Aug 22, 2012
[quote author=Okija_juju]Na wah o!!

Na your type wey dey beat person husband inside ehn own house wey you been dey tidy ehn wife..

Carry go!!
[/quote]lol!
U know Ileke now...guyz with her av expiry date. (e be like say)na me for now.
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by sigmundfreud(m): 4:54pm On Aug 22, 2012
Shollypopz: @Cuddlemii: Haba naaw, I know 4 sure dat pearl and I conquered our counterparts. I think Ileke won too but I did not read through all.
Amya nko??
No o! U dat u were grounded, what did u conquer? And pearl, well she did well only becos tellwisdom didnt actually usewisdom! Guy was busy making half-brained comment!
Ileke turned the show to super story...which i must admit was interesting.
Others were just 'telling me this, telling me that'!
Men won...without even playing!
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by sigmundfreud(m): 12:09pm On Aug 22, 2012
[quote author=Okija_juju]Excuse me sir?!!

Why are you reffering to my wife as 'bebe'?!!

Whats your relationship with her?!
[/quote]Your wife?!! Oh...you must be the dead husband she mentioned was buried @ Okija shrine!
'Bebe' is the signature on her behind..i know, i put it there.
Now that answers ur question.
R.I.P!
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LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by sigmundfreud(m): 11:52am On Aug 22, 2012
@cuddlemii
good job. Hiding some threads helped and pls do the same with this.
perhaps we shd av scenarios for males and allow the females to rebutt.
@ Ileke-bebe idi...are u still my partner or we r done?
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Brazil: U-20 Women's World Cup (1 - 1) On Wednesday August 22 by sigmundfreud(m): 9:01am On Aug 22, 2012
thanks guyz! We don sell oour birthryt to DSTV....following here was as exciting as watching.
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by sigmundfreud(m): 5:14am On Aug 22, 2012
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]lol



I sent you a PM as I promised tho. You were too busy winking at sholly[/quote]I replied ur PM but u were busy frolicking with HC that u didnt notice ur ileke beads are scattered all over the room!.
Btw, Sholly was just removing a speck from my eyez.
FoodRe: What's Your Most-hated Kitchen Chore/task? by sigmundfreud(m): 6:56am On Aug 21, 2012
slimyem: i hate frying fish...
The oil gets to splatter on me when i do...
So i dodge that part of cooking most of the time..
I'd rather not eat fish at all than have to fry it...
What's yours??
Spot on! I cant stand where they are frying fish and as much as possible dont even do it...
Maybe changing the gas is the next to that.
RomanceRe: Whats ''UNROMANTIC'' About You? by sigmundfreud(m): 6:49am On Aug 21, 2012
guess am too blunt @ times! Just say the words @ times without thinking about feelings
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by sigmundfreud(m): 6:06am On Aug 21, 2012
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]lol. I'm a mystery fanatic tho. Been in a lot of Bleep to know stuff lol.
I'm currently trying to finish all of Agatha Christie's novel-turned-to-movie movies before classes start.[/quote]You sure can write! And high chief is good too. I am enjoying the super story so much that i didnt notice u've shenked me!*sulks*
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by sigmundfreud(m): 11:23pm On Aug 20, 2012
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]After you called me yanshless yesterday? Oga waka, lemme go and meet my friend jor.

Seriously, am I supposed to be playing with two men?[/quote]*pulls her close: rubs her head*...u know i like your assets and that one behind is the least of them. Oya come make we play. Btw... I bought that thing for u...*presents gift*
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by sigmundfreud(m): 10:52pm On Aug 20, 2012
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Where is Sigmund before I fall asleep. . . pregnancy dey tire me grin

Sends him a P.M.

Please explain the rules again. . . . are we supposed to make up different ways to avoid telling two guys you're dating them? If na so, I'm an expert in this o. I'm sure that High_Chief still doesn't know that while I dey use am for ATM, I dey use Sigmund for stamina.

Let the game begin smiley wink[/quote]Game on! Na me and high_thief dey gist and after dat i come go recharge my ba3...now firing @ full power!
U still around?
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by sigmundfreud(m): 10:04am On Aug 20, 2012
*stretching and yawning* 'mawning peeps'...the anticipation sweet pass d game some dulling, others boring...
Guess am still dreaming* falls back to sleep*
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by sigmundfreud(m): 11:50pm On Aug 19, 2012
freecocoa: She's grounded and is doing everybody's laundry,you can't see her sorry undecided
Lol!
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by sigmundfreud(m): 11:28pm On Aug 19, 2012
[quote author=High_Chief]I dont see any gal getting away with this. As long as the 2guys came in at the same time, the reception from the gal is what will arouse suspicion, any sharp guy would definitely smell a rat.

**Ileke should not bother playing this game, cos she would even break down in tears confessing her sins**[/quote]*Thumbs up*
Best thing na to faint and let both guys try resuscitating u!
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LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by sigmundfreud(m): 10:43pm On Aug 19, 2012
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Sigmund,

Do you mind if we do this when my lappy is with me? I promise to give you my undivided attention. Will send you a PM when I'm ready. In the meantime, I give you permission to have an affair behind my back.

My apology for the .......[/quote]nah...will wait for u and will keep busy watching amya lamenting and idowuogbo running around b*tt naked.
Promise not to cheat *winks*
Swtdrm pweety.
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by sigmundfreud(m): 10:35pm On Aug 19, 2012
[quote author=Shollypopz]The key thing here is for them not to have a conversation with each other and for me to avoid having to introduce the two
to themselves.

*I am assuming the op was referring to hand washing of clothes*
Also, First guy would be named "b" and secong guy would be named "w"
There is always one you like more than the other, in my case I'll pick "W"

I would simply wave @ both them before they get to me and say; "dear stay there, I'm coming". Without making eye contact with either of the two
I obviously can't pull this lie on my own without an ally, *that's what makes boys good players anyway, they hv loyal and good
allies*
I would go inside and let my sister do the dirty work for me. She'll come out and say I've been grounded from receiving
visitors and that my Dad must not know they are even here to look for me. Btw, she must add that my punishment was to wash everyone else's clothes
Something about boys, is that they would try and form familiarity with my sister. U knw, like I'm of more importance than the other guy
My sister has got to hv d no nonsense face on like Dad is fuming and can kill anyone rit now.
I don't want them to leave together, in order to avoid any form of conversation
So, she would simply start a conversation with W as B is leaving. The conversation might be as random as she likes.
I'm sure B will call me immediately asking to know why he saw me and I could not even say hi b4 i ran away, I'll
simply say; "didn't i tell u to wait". If he then goes on to ask me who W is, I'll simply say he went to high school
with me and was quite close to my sister. I'm hoping he would link my sister's attitude to W to what i just said.
W won't be any prblem because he sort of got treated as more important than d other

Hmm...i think we shd av a 'persona' i.e..give basic info of d character(age, job and locaiton . Some excuse will fly for an 18yr old but not if u are 28!
Wont xpect u to be grounded then.
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by sigmundfreud(m): 10:29pm On Aug 19, 2012
btw...are we allowed to 'borrow someone brain' e.g tellwisdom is yet to dissect pearl's excuse.
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by sigmundfreud(m): 10:26pm On Aug 19, 2012
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Lol. It kinda suck cuz my laptop is in use by another. Apologizing now for the future misPelled words. I want yOu to choose the scenario. Gents first *winks*[/quote]Thot twas ladies first....U mentioned scenario 4.Dont tell me u cant come up with a plausible xcuse *tongue out*
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by sigmundfreud(m): 10:12pm On Aug 19, 2012
Idowuogbo: pulling out guys....
so sorryyyyyy! i'll make it up anoda day. sad
Tah! After all ur mouth...waiting for u.
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by sigmundfreud(m): 10:09pm On Aug 19, 2012
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]I want Royal and sigmund as my oppositions. Where are they? Using touch sorry for errors; auto correct[/quote]Finally! Ready when you are...waiting for ur xcuse or ur reaction while am reaching for you for cozy hug.
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LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by sigmundfreud(m): 6:40pm On Aug 19, 2012
¤ring¤ring¤...that shd be the 20th time. My ileke aint picking her call....hope she is okay...
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by sigmundfreud(m): 2:49pm On Aug 19, 2012
very interesting..and am very very interested. Sign me up pls.
RomanceRe: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by sigmundfreud(m): 7:19am On Aug 15, 2012
standard procedure...pay before service!
FoodRe: What Do You First Notice About A Woman At The Marketplace? by sigmundfreud(m): 2:48pm On Aug 14, 2012
nothing!
Its a problem if they are not there. Why bother with the thousands u see?!
FoodRe: Gala Is Made Of 20% Cassava Flour by sigmundfreud(m): 1:12pm On Aug 13, 2012
anicho: Na garri we dey chophuh
Garri and Groundnut ove Gala anyday!
That thing na rubber.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by sigmundfreud(m): 11:41pm On Aug 06, 2012
$the end$
PoliticsRe: Angry Nigerian Builds Nuclear Weapon, Threatens To Blow Up National Assembly by sigmundfreud(m): 7:01am On Aug 04, 2012
This guy stooopid pass Jonathan!
Nuclear weapon ko, Nuclear family ni!
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by sigmundfreud(m): 6:06am On Aug 04, 2012
baby4u2: Why can't people just hold themselves kai. Meanwhile i don dey search for that video since. May God Forgive me.
Videos available on the site. She really blew it. Just a few more hours and they could av done whatsoever they like. Now shez the sl=t and hez the man.
God will forgive you...people wont forgive her.

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