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Christianity Etc › Re: A Nairalander's Life Experience With Mermaids! by Sike(m): 9:59pm On Nov 13, 2013
kekakuz: i remember my encounter with a mermaid very well like it was yesterday
mostly because it was yesterday

it was a cold night,the breeze was freezing so i hid under my blanket
then i heard a wisper in my ears
"come come with me" at first i refused because she look like tonto dike
then she changed into tiwa savage.so i followed her. we followed the bush part and reached the river.
although i noticed that the legs were joint but i felt it was just a custume to spice things up.
she called on her fellow friends to come out of the river.nadia buhari toolz rihanna beyoncy and mercy j. they all carried me and finished with kisses
i grabed beyoncy from the front and start to suckle on her thing then i recieved a dirty slap from my roommate i woke up to see myself suckking on his dry igbo chest.emeka slap bad
LMAOOOOOOO. Guy, you are MARD!
Education › Re: ASUU/NEC Meeting Postponed Till SATURDAY by Sike(m): 9:51pm On Nov 13, 2013
Next meeting will be on January 15, 2014.
Nairaland General › Re: Is LAGOS Bearable For An Average Man Nowadays? by Sike(m): 9:37pm On Nov 13, 2013
I still don't understand the hype 'bout this Lagos of a city. Why not try those peaceful areas around instead of that Lagos? Ijebu, Abeokuta, Ibadan e.t.c? Must it always be Lagos? U want kill Urself? Abi dem tell una say una no fit make am somewhere else?! Damn!! Na why una no dey last for there be that. No rest of mind. Tahhhhhhh!!!
Fashion › Re: How To Grow Nigerian Hair Long: My Hair Journey by Sike(m): 9:22pm On Nov 13, 2013
What bout Guys that wanna grow long hair? Applicable??
Car Talk › Re: Picture Of A Graduate Driving Keke-napep In Kano by Sike(m): 8:58pm On Nov 13, 2013
asala1: If that is it, he shouldn't have wasted the 4-5years in the university. Instead he would have acquired a lot for the 4-5years driving 'Keke'
Properties › Re: The Hazard Of Buying A Bad Land Without Doing A Proper Search. Finally See Proof by Sike(m): 8:52pm On Nov 13, 2013
Hazard ko, Oscar ni.
Sports › Re: Nigeria/Ethiopia -FIFA Replace Officials by Sike(m): 9:47am On Nov 13, 2013
However they want it. That will never change the fact of beating them the 4-1 we promised them.
Politics › Re: Bill Gates Visits President Jonathan At State House, Abuja by Sike(m): 9:38am On Nov 13, 2013
Seun: What Bill Gates is thinking in the last pic: "what have I done, sweet Jesus, what have I done?"
LMAO
Health › Re: Simple Way To Know If You Have Bad Breath by Sike(m): 7:53pm On Nov 12, 2013
vivichocs: Some ppl that try it and it smells will be like, op u dey craze grin grin
Lmao. How'd U know this? cheesy
Business › Re: "Eight Nigerian Banks Are Too-Big-To-Fail!" - CBN by Sike(m): 7:49pm On Nov 12, 2013
This una CBN no get sense at all. Them mention only 8 banks among all the banks wey dey naija. Wetin dem want make the rest dey do? Stop Banking?? Nonsense!
Travel › Re: For Nigerians In The Diaspora:what Do You Miss About Nigeria by Sike(m): 7:40pm On Nov 12, 2013
25omega: located in the u.s and yes i do cook the food and buy the food but there is no feeling like being in Nigeria and eating and chilling.

Im in the D.C area and finding an authentic Nigerian restaurant is getting harder. There is only one good restaurant in this area called zion's kitchen. It's hole in the wall with expensive food. $15 for a plate of food (N2,395). Anyway i do go there once in a while when im missing the Nigerian cooking.
N2,395?! Damn! ! :s Iya Basira thank you oh.
Education › Re: UI, ABU, Others Support Suspension Of ASUU Strike by Sike(m): 2:14pm On Nov 12, 2013
Greatest Nigerian Student! Make una continue to dey exercise patience. Na small time e remain, ehn? December don land already you know. So make una try this patience till after December. By this time January, i promise una, una go don dey joli for una schools. Ehn? E pele gan.
Sports › Re: Italy Names Squad For Nigeria Friendly by Sike(m): 2:05pm On Nov 12, 2013
Forget their squad, we go hammar them. Even if they carry Messi and Ronaldo join body, them go hear am! I believe but.... Make we reach that bridge first.
Entertainment › Re: Fans Hypnotised With Olamide’s Roman Emperor Pose by Sike(m): 1:55pm On Nov 12, 2013
Honadeadek: One of the major drive that keeps @olamide_YBNL in the game is his total understanding of the things that capture the street. I do wonder and marvel at his creativity(Using Ijebu dialect to rap, when he is not an ijebu man) and also his concept. Although I am sure to some religious fanatics these posture will represent something else but the truth is Olamide keeps playing it hard and keeps bridging the gap between the local and the elite with his great understanding of there taste.
#Dope Money all the way
Owo inu saka, Owo inu ora.
And who told you that Olamide is not from Ijebu?? Confirm Ijebu man!
Celebrities › Re: 9ice Shows Off His Adorable Twins (photos) by Sike(m): 9:25am On Nov 12, 2013
Where's ZION?
Education › Re: Lagos To Ban Unintelligent Students From Public Schools by Sike(m): 9:04am On Nov 12, 2013
Ban them? Go where?!
Nairaland General › Re: The Worst Rumour About Yourself by Sike(m): 9:21pm On Nov 11, 2013
That i own Nairaland.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Man Buried Alive Rises From Grave by Sike(m): 5:00pm On Nov 11, 2013
Jimucheson: Well all kind miracle de happen. Still Streaming and flexing with this. MTN noni cheesy cheesy cheesy tongue

08184763640
jimucheson@yahoo.com
Is this an MTN number?
Family › Re: Should Married People Have Access To Each-Other’s Phones? by Sike(m): 4:54pm On Nov 11, 2013
It's okay as long as U can stand the Outcome.
Food › Re: Why Do Travellers Buy Bread When Visiting? by Sike(m): 4:47pm On Nov 11, 2013
Afam4eva: No be Agege you dey live? Why u dey wait make person wey dey London bring Agege bread for you grin
Nairaland General › Re: How Did You Spend Your Today Sunday [my Pics For Today Outing] by Sike(m): 4:43pm On Nov 11, 2013
Na wa for Nairaland nowadays O!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lionel Messi Sidelined For Two Months With Hamstring Injury by Sike(m): 4:35pm On Nov 11, 2013
Messi is finished.
Sports › Re: Mikel And Victor Moses Nominated For BBC African Footballer Of The Year Award by Sike(m): 2:10pm On Nov 11, 2013
uff forum: I hope Mikel wins it.
We all hope so.
Food › Re: How Hygienic Is Roadside Roasted Plantain: Bolé by Sike(m): 1:55pm On Nov 11, 2013
Hygienic my foot! I swear you're missing a lot of things if you're not eating those Boles.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Does God Allow Satan To Influence Mankind? by Sike(m): 1:35pm On Nov 10, 2013
Here:

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do People Sleep In The Church? by Sike(m): 1:21pm On Nov 10, 2013
Sylvyangel: Nairalanders whats your take on this? Why do u think people sleep in the church during service

A cross section of some church members sleeping in the church
ASK THEIR PASTORS.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Believe In Prayers Posted Online? by Sike(m): 1:18pm On Nov 10, 2013
No! Except the ones spoken in words.
Gaming › Re: Babalawo: New Indigenous Android Game by Sike(m): 11:48am On Nov 10, 2013
Nice one but why the name? BABALAWO??!
Music/Radio › Re: Which Song Would You Ban? by Sike(m): 7:20am On Nov 10, 2013
Young po413: Pucado`s UKWU NKA is the worst (uncensored version) real pornn,watch it on sound city and I just can`t help wondering how much those ladies are paid.
Download link pls?
Politics › Re: El-rufai Retweets Insults On President Jonathan by Sike(m): 6:55am On Nov 10, 2013
El-Rufai self no get sense.
Music/Radio › Re: What Are Your Favorite Songs Of 2013 By Nigerian Artistes? by Sike(m): 6:51am On Nov 10, 2013
Ymodulus: This year - Jaywon
Limpopo - Kaycee
Dance floor - 2face
Yes or No - Banky W
Gobe - Dbanj

Davido must no see this... Or has D'banj send awon boys to gba oju Davido too to claim his Gobe song ni?!
Culture › Re: Lists Of Yoruba Names And Their English Meaning. by Sike(m): 2:57pm On Nov 09, 2013
Yorubas are Blessed and they knew it.

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