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The only purpose of a woman is to be used by a man , read your bible well and see women are not even included at original creation plan ,

In fact in the bible it states that God saw that adam was lonely (Conjized) and he made him to sleep and took his lib and made him a companion ( cum sack)

So if you like educate or no educate other mumu females , men are the superior and original plan ,

In programming world above incident is called patch

And without original software the patch update is rubbish

Keep forming boss lady ,

MY dear nothing sweet pass been dicked by a guy with 7+ inches magic wand by 4 am

And only way to get that is to acknowledged that men are the original software
While you are just a patch update

In this era

Pornhub with original Vaseline
Is more sweeter than have sex with all this girls with sink holes in name of puna


Respect and be submissive to all men and the universal might bless you with a Dick that can work for 30minutes at the speed rate of 50km/h without no engine failure

Or you can keep deceiving yourself with intimacy gadget and fingering

MY man na only God fit help us on this just trust and love

C

Never beg for puna

neonly:
Na lie d list is for igbo especially from nnewi

Don't say rubbish you don't know bro
In fact nnewi has the lowes traditional marriage list in all Igbo land ,

Nnewi otolo okpuno

Umunna list - 20 crate of alcohol
10 crate of soft drink
5 hot drink
With one fat goat

Umunwaanyi and umu okpu

15 crate of soft drinks


Youth -
10 crate of alcohol

bride price for nnewi Is 10k

If u can't do traditional marriage you can do what we called ibu ngwu umunna and introduction and pay bride price

Is like just calling the community to witness you pay for bride price but not doing traditional marriage


Nnewi don't sell their daughters

No do rubbish work give ur real contact

No body wan give good advise here ooh , bro the only way to advise your father is to become a drunker too this way you will understand why he will always left you guys at home and go out to drink

No offence maybe you and your mum insult someone in the name of giving him or her advise

Get close to him and you will know the reason he is this way

With present condition and the way girls reason now I can say yes a man marrying a woman and spending for wedding and etc he is doing favor to the lady

Girls had made sex so cheap that with 500naira them go suck and give doggy for my area wetin 5k no fit get for you before

You are a semi yeye boyfriend she gave you 20k and you dey cry say she send another man nude to better your life and hers let me tell you the early you confront her and give her format to collect more money from the man the better your life will be , see as far as respect you as a boyfriend it is enough this girl love you use her do business , see in this life na only your family be true love ,

Keep collecting money from her and always be in need bro she is a jackpot don't loose her because of yeye nude , can you finish her honey well all by yourself use your brain , she will be paying you while you dey collect free kpekus

Is like u never jam babe wey go dey cheat on you dey bill you every month

Go back and find a way to give her format so una both can collect more money from the lawyer or what ever

And finally find another girl behind her back all guys do it and be smart

Don't put all your love for one girl no matter how nice she might be and if you must love find a babe above 26

Linux : lampp , window : xampp

Chrome and bracket editior

Chrome will help you in writing js unlike firefox

Bracket has live view feature that works with chrome that means no refreshing just keep writing preview will be loading

Sublime text is good but for now bracket simplify the work better

To program and became better u must night shit steady

Thanks for this not everybody will do this thanks looking forward to work with u more

My 4gb ram
120gb hdd
2.20ghz processor processor was upgraded from 1.60ghz dual core 5th generation

Video memory totals 1625mb
Dedicated 32mb

Am wait for my order from aliexpress to upgrade to ssd


Na web development I based on only and it has never disappoint for a seconds

Os: ubuntu 18 that's the secret

Don't try my spec on Windows it will disappoint ooo

ebenhazard:
Nigeria a country where they don't appreciate their own.

Am in nnewi until the day ur friend or you purchased any of innoson motor or motorcycle

Don't come here to talk about what you don't know he is trying but I can't waste 2.6 on ikenga
I will only ride for one year and the parts will start to fall apart

most of his saloon cars are thrash I have two friends who had patronized his brand and till to date both of them will never advise their enemy to buy from the company

Until till the day he start making affordable and durable cars we Nigerians we start to buy from him

For now most of his cars are over priced and don't last no transport company in nnewi make use of his motors do you think they are foolish ?

Good

Nairaland helped me get there am not fully but at lest level 3

Because someone offered to do something for a foolish price shouldn't discourage u

I remember the day someone paid me 150k to develop a site and another friends of his get someone who developed similar site for 60k

And under 3days


It took me 1week to develop it but

Trust at first the guy was shouting I over charged him and am still delaying


I maintained my cool after one week

I delivered the site

The guy and his friends was wowed they never believe that all those features the guy that did the 3days work said was not possible I integrated it with even more till today am both of them are still referring people to me


My advise suffer urself learn as much as u can and when u are good still learn more

I won't believe in my life I can earn as much as I do just doing web not even Android or ios

Go to market and ask them the real price you are selling old amd for 47k do you even know why old are still in the market

Karleb:
Abeg come and interpret the ibo part.


At least you're making sense.

I am in my early 20s, I rounded up NYSC recently when I noticed that my colleagues I initially thought were my age mates were way older than me.


One rounded up service last year and when I checked his resume, the guy is 32!

My roommate told me clearly that had he not used his football age he wouldn't have served. That is, he is at least 30 as at now.

The other lady that looked so young celebrated her 29th birthday 3 months ago. If I should guess, her roommate should be at least 28.


Although these people are old by the other fellow's standard but they are just starting out their lives and careers.

I know of a programmer on Twitter by the name Danny Thompson, he said he was frying chicken until he learned how to code at age 30! Presently the guy has a good job and he is doing well career wise.

What he should be more concerned with is the stage he is in life presently not his age.


I'll still say this, the other fellow is just being unnecessarily hard on himself. What if you're still an undergraduate? What if your mate are doing better than you?

People used to think it is must to make it or figure out your life before 25 or under 30 but the truth is that u might make it in 24 while someone who followed ur step will make it in his 30s this life no get manual


About the ibo Weeds smoking part
I have seen people who weed has destroyed their life all because they refuse to take it with caution ,

Straight to the point let me not waste your time I just spare a little of my working time to drop this write up I know it will surely help someone out there


Am 27years old my birthday was last two months serious I saw a post about a dude crying his life was miserable at 23years old I just open and read the thread I was laughing as I reading , what he is going through it is not funny but let us told ourselves the truth I thank God for a wise old friend who advised me when I was having a similar issue in my early 20s

I know the joy of been among the trend , in the street or at working place as a happening person
See in your early 20 , Mark this years 22 23 24
Nobody will have interest in if you don't have any meaningful something to offer all your friends are about to graduate , the one that a serving somebody are about getting settled , even the one that has been learning one skills or the others are also at the peak of becoming their best


At this age , you see money won't be coming as the volume you worked for it see the reason

You are starting a life , New shoes cloths New phone , if you are lucky to figure things out you will be planing to lent your own apartment that means you will be also spending on buying New properties , people will stop dashing you money , if u are lucky to have a girlfriend you will start to support her with the little u dey manage


At this age range nobody of same age mate has time to waste , see this is perfect time to get serious with what ever you choose to do with your life u get less distracted coz all your mate are also busy

The only time you see your friends at this age is at occasions don't be fooled by appearance of other people

I came from anambra nnewi we had this believe that it is only a man that had no work has time for fine boy

Am not saying that you should not dress nice and smart but minimize over spending on things you don't need.

Avoid over demanding girlfriend

Avoid friends that who don't talk about their future

Avoid people who humiliate you with money

It is good to have a big man as a friend , they will motivates you to have money but avoid the ones that will make you errand boy and by the end of the day dey will humiliate you and will still not show you the way

At the age of 23 up if you can , avoid having two girlfriends your pocket go suffer it

Avoid taking too much alcohol it will make you loose focus

Avoid ibo aka weeds especially you have work that requires your attention in the working hours of the day this shit will Bleep you up full time


Spent more time improving yourself , skills

Take risk not foolish one risk , be open minded to other people's suggestions on career path and etc

Be nice to everybody and do not allow any to step on you or be little you


I will continue later but for now make I stop here and do a little work

Always remember everybody has their own time

Good night at usa is not good night in nigeria

Even without bye bye you go still reach your destination so don't expect so much from people your cross is ur cross alone


The only true love in this life is your family and God other ones depends on how coordinated you coordinate your life

If your friend don't call you call them ,
Ife di onye mma di ibe ya



This is not for yahoo boys or umu daddy

Op your sister get wide hole before this guy came by relax the guy might be the one struggling to satisfy her

The funny part is that when u catch it u will ignore it thinking it was a piece of think Sand the insect

Sh

melodyogonna:
One question - have you ever used Vim in your career? Used, not like you opened it and can't figure out how to exit

Yes bro if u read well ,my parable was very easy to understand bro , it all boils down to choice , vim is powerful but not the right tools for me in the field I am in , if we can do competition with both editor trust me I will Give you handicap of 5minutes and still win u

Deicide:
Bro, How?

Try to understand bro vim might be almighty ide and editor but when it comes to web dev which I use bracket and sublime vim is just not as good as those two

U can use boat to travel to Europe but airplane is the best

melodyogonna:
Did u actually google if it had this before commenting?

I have been using ubuntu for 5years now bro

I have made use of vim and I know it is powerful
But I haven't go deep into its features and etc

But a web developer I think vim is not the best choice for web development

Bracket and sublime text are just years ahead of vim

Remember vim can be powerful but there is some area it is not advisable to use vim and web development vim scores below average for me , most stuff u need plugin to achieve in vim are out of box features for most editors

If vim don't support multi line selection in 2020
I think is useless

After the arrest of hush puppi , so many people started to worry if Android is a piece of trash when it comes to security and privacy protection

If u are among these people relax and buy one coke with fish or meat pie

My last nigeria people was tecno since then till today I swear never to buy tecno infinix or their a likes

I know you must have heard story about fbi unable to unlock iPhone or get its data

You can get similar security with Android

Now let me explain. Don't try this with tecno infinix coz there encryption is scam


Every Android phone came with a feature know as encrypt you can find it under security or advance settings

When is this feature all about

I will explain ,

This is the same feature that prevents fbi and other law enforcement body to access iPhones
I think is allow 2014 all iPhone are encrypt with special hash from each phone processor

This means even if u manage to get the files you can't decrypt it without the hash key

Now Android had this feature from day one but it is not enabled from default

Coz many manufacturers are using Android both low end and high end hardware

Sonce this feature do effects the phone performance if the hardware is low end

Now How do you know if your phone encrypt function is legit find the encrypt in setting click on it

If it warms that u can encrypt of your phone is up to 80% and it must be plugging

And after encryption you can't find the encrypt function again in the menu then your phone has real encrypt function.

Phones that has legit encrypt function

Samsung , lenovo , huawei

Na This three I have checked and it is real

Fake phone with encrypt function

Techo , infinix and Itel

I have personally checked and it is fake

Why did I say fake

Tecno infinix and itel comes with encrypt enabled from company and still the function is still available

Once you encrypt your phone the function will disappear if u want it back then you have to flash your phone

But on those phones na wash the button works like if you are changing sound profile

real scam is nepa you paid for monthly service while they deliver just 8-10 days light