₦airaland Forum

Zee0007:
Sex is not bad. God initiated sex for a man and woman for their enjoyment but he only warns his children not to try it before he/she marries.

Why the haste to eat what you will eat all your life?

Total abstinence has myriad of benefits. Stay chaste. It pays more than NNPC!

Don't let ex. Finish the remaining kpomo wey remain for soup before wedding night.


Chop dey one you fit chop.

ebubeson:
You may have heard "no sex before marriage" from various people, articles, media etc. You may have also heard people encouraging partners not to have sex until they marry. But the question is, what truly is "no sex before marriage?"

Does it mean not having sex with each other before marriage, but having sex with other people your are not dating till you do wedding with the person you are dating? Or does it mean total sexual abstinence from everyone until marriage? The later is correct.

This is the real deal. As a man, don't fall for that scrap.

Fucck the hell outta her otherwise your first child possibly may not be your biological child.


Peace out.

siofra:
Wow!!
He just blew his chance. Huge red flag there!!


Nigerian men are really something else.

I actually liked him and thought he is cute even though he's a Yahoo boy.

He's quite popular in my dept and lots of girls like him and I was even beginning to warm up to him.

Nigerian men are shit

Odi nkpa

Women and aso ebi be like small pikin head and dandruff.

Honlucas:
What’s your number

Zero810529643six

Pay4me now available.


If you can bring a well known escrow on nairaland.

My rate is 720/$

Nchegemary07:
to quit gambling addiction permanently ask me how

If gambling no favour you quit.


People are making it big time in gambling. You just need a mentor.

If you doubt me, go and look for Mr. Bayo on Twitter. Am sure he's richer than huspuppi self.

Follow who know road pass you.

Just dance.

Inec Lagos refused to release my PVC to me ooo. They keep on telling me that is not ready.

It will soon drag them to Twitter very soon

ikeno:
[b]Typo error.[/b]u no get anythin u wan yean for d mata.

We learn everyday

BE HUMBLE.

ikeno:
So I was at my usual bar and lodge today relaxing with my bottle and smoke when an elderly man walked in with a bible in his hand and some leaflets.my first impression was that he came to preach the gospel or give out the leaflets.

He sat on one of the chairs and was reading some verse from the bible then 10mins later a girl not more than 15years walked in and I said within me probably his daughter that came to also preach the gospel to us that were sitting in the bar.

Lo and behold,the man got up and held the girl's hand and both of them went into one of the shortlet rooms in the bar.
This is the reason why I always stay in my house and pray even on Sundays because some of these preacher's sin are worse than the devil

lounge

Enemyofpeace:
See all I bought few minutes ago for just fifty thousand naira. Now my Christmas is set.


God no go shame us

Mummy you never buy chicken, and all our neighbors don don chicken finish

ABI na the maggi/knorr chicken cube you wan use do chicken ni?

ABI you dey whine mi ni?

Rice and stew

SKIDDOLEE:
Live is safe , your frozen chicken you don't know since when it has been frozen ...

The one you dey buy for canteen, you know how long those one dey stay for freezer too?

Jennyclay:
I don't play with broke people, biko.

That is to say, you don't play with your brothers and dad because am sure they are broke right now

Jennyclay:
stingy broke men everywhere! You can't afford to buy common fish not to talk of chicken to celebrate Christmas. How is egg economical? Just say you don't have money. Shior!

Is it a crime not to have money?

Prechgold1180:
Good evening house

Sorry to bore you with my issues


My mum and dad separated 24 years ago

Reason for separation
My only biological bro died from malaria
My dad was unable to come up with money for treatment

My mum moved out took me with her
She remarried 2 years after
Gave birth to 4 leaving me with 4 step sibling
Some years back I heard my mum saying my dad has other children ( I don’t even know them ) I don’t even know my dad

I am a graduate now

So comfortable in life
Got lands houses and cars to my name

My problem now is I feel empty whenever I think of my dad
More like I don’t know my root

I plan on visiting mums home for Christmas
The problem is she hates my dad so much
any thing about that topic gets her angry

I don’t know how to convince to go show me my dads house

I don’t know possible ways to get her to show me my dad hus

Don’t even know if my dad is good
Don’t even know his family
Don’t even know my village
Everything I call family is just from my mother side

Zero from my dad side
I wish I can know them

Go find your dad ASAP son.

Don't ever believe all that your mom told you about him.

Hear your dad side of the story and reconcile with him.

For your mom to remarry sharp sharp speaks volume.

Borntosmoke:
Where can I see 1 plot of land for 500k in Abuja??

go nassarawa

poseidon12:
Does Festac have "a bigger part"

na wa for you oo.


Festac town is in categories. Can you compare cocaine avenue, 6th avenue, amuwo odofin with 23road last bustop or 721 road?

Pojomojo:
Why? You mind sharing your experience /reasons. I would really appreciate.

It will be a story for another day.

ahnie:
I have this beautiful chubby neighbor that's from my husband extraction (Igbo)
Babe is hard working, business oriented and an avid hustler.

But she's dating a chubby fuvk boy,a failed yahoo lazy lout that even in the next 50yrs I do not see him ever picking.

He's killing and bringing down my neighbors business and sucking her dry and she doesn't seemed to noticed.

She's always crying of bn broke everytime....and it's damn pissing me off like fvck.

On his birthday she baked cakes for him,printed his name on mugs, towels, got him clothes and even travelled to visit him,left her business and stayed days with him before coming back.

It's irking me because he's a bad market and to me he doesn't have a bright future,he's not working,he has no handiwork and no skills
He's just a rotund whale sucking her youthfulness and finances.

Let's assume he has a skill or he's learning a trade it's another thing, at least we would all assume that he's productive and her supporting him wouldn't be futile,but this one.... nothing nothing.

On her birthday he didn't even posted her pictures or got her a pin,he said he doesn't have data...just negodu the nonsense and he still demanded money from her....to me the guy is just miserably useless.

He's now proposing marriage to her,and he visited her some days ago na she use her money run everything from feeding down to blood test.

I have not met him before,but immediately I saw him....my spirit no conform with his at all...he's not only a liability,but also a robust reaper.

Now my neighbor is asking me what I think of him.....I told her outrightly that I don't like him,that he's going to be a liability to her in the future....person nor fit take care of her as girlfriend,how e go take care of her as wife.....I m one hundred percent sure,she's the one that's going to pay her prideprice, pay for the wedding and feed herself.

She's trying to convince me to like him....but this isoko woman ain't capping that shiit.

I just detest fvck lazy boiz.

Busy body, rest Biko.


When the guy cashout now, na you go want snatch boyfriend from her.

Even boy wwy dey drink garri and groundnut get plan.

kennyz247:
my issue is whenever I sleep facing up,I will surely have serious night mare and pressing dat night, atimes I will see myself screaming as if I will not wake up the next day....pls house wt could be the cause and likely solution?

I have said something like this on religion section.

Sleeping upward does not mean you must have a nightmare.

If you want to remembered every bit of your dream, just sleep facing the ceiling, you will remember every scene in the dream.

That's why you lay babies sideway or with their belle on the floor, to avoid them from this.

mployer:
A larger percentage of Lagos landlords are fetish. The bury all kinds of juju within their residences. The juju maybe for their protection but it ends up affecting tenants that know nothing about it.

He makes sacrifices to the spirits. The spirits will also require sacrifices from every other residents in the compound, but because they are ignorant of this, the results becomes a battle with the spirits.
And mind you, ignorance is not an excuse in spiritual matters.

Guy, you are on point.

I know someone who is in it now.

Landlord did the juju for protection. That nothing bad will come into the compound but in the other way, the juju is affecting everyone including him and his children. No one is progress rara.

Pojomojo:
Olabode jnr
Business Development | SaAS Sales Expert | Customer Experience | Business analytics | Ardent advocate for Gender Equality & Climate change .

I was interviewing candidates last week and realised almost all of them have plans of relocating (JAPA).
To make matters worse, the top 3 candidates already have their Visa approved.

With the permission of the HR, i asked them what salary range will make them remain in Nigeria, the response was shocking.

Let's discuss. What salary range can make you remain in Nigeria instead of migrating or Japaing?

I have been there and back in time, and I can say I prefer Nigeria more than the western countries. I prefer going to china to do business and return or go to Dubai on vacation and return. But you see hustling, no matter what, I prefer staying back here hustling.

In Lagos, avoid Yoruba and Benin landlords. Talking from personal experience.

Igbo landlords are better. Their own juju na make container they land.

I swear to God, I know a tanant that painted my friend dad building last year(6 x 3bedroom flats). The landlord is an ibo man, the tanant begged the landlord to allow him paint the building for him coz from east to the compound, then he started hustling at alaba international market as oso afia guy( those hustler that don't normally own a shop but will bring customers into your shop pretending to be the owner and make sales). Like play he rented his own shop at alaba and started buying and stocking his shop. Long story short, he got married in that Same compound, gave birth, traveling to china(now an importer). Now the tanant have built his own house but refused to pack out.he put his own building on rent and continue staying in his current apartment just bcoz of the luck that have followed him in that compound.

Larryfest:
Some might say all this is superstition but that is because you haven't had any experience about the whole issue. I'm in one presently, moved in about a year and half ago. Business that was already booming gradually died, family issues amplified by 100%, already sold almost everything in the apartment (chairs, fridge, sound systems even down to kitchen equipments) just to feed.

Most times I just look up smile because I still can't believe things could get this worse all in a year and few months.

About a month ago someone I recently got close to in the area asked where I lived and I told him, he just started shaking his head then he told me a member of his church lived in the apartment last and the family also went through hell before they could get out and I hadn't even told him what I was going through yet before he told me about the apartment...

Don't mind those yorrubba land lordlords. Tomorrow dey will say you don't like paying rent, but they all know what they did.

OKOATA:
I rented an apartment at Ikorodu sometime ago, the caretaker had a disagreement with the landlady, the caretaker because of that told me the lady buried charms in the compound. Didn't bother me to be honest cos I have this believe it won't affect me in anyway. I cashed out steady before living the house for mine. It depends on your mindset.

Is not mindset forget.

It depends on the content of the juju. I once lived in festac town where my landlady buried life ram in front of the flat as I was told by other tanants. But I made fortune in that flat as well. So now I guess she (Landlady) did it for herself for prosperity. she made money and move to a bigger part of festac. So as I enter the flat, me self begin enjoy the juju wey she buried there. I also moved out of there 4 years later to a bigger part of festac town as well.

So you see say juju get different types?

umbo:
observe d presence of spiders if many in population, they are good

This one off me ooo

CoronaVirusRelo:
I believe you have elders in your family? Ask them and come back to tell me it’s false.

Am not doubting you bro. Just hearing t for the first time.

Please can you throw more light on how it works?