₦airaland Forum

Until he lick the microphone, I won't take him as tilubu

Xenry:
What if the year 2022 was a picture? Which picture do you think it would be? What would it look like? Describe 2022 using a picture.

Below is mine — that year was full of X's and Y's to be found mehn. A lot of things got solved and sorted out. But at the end, it was a good year!

Drop yours .

No sense in your post. Still, you dey shine teeth like tilubu.

Thereisstillhop:
E get this girl, age 21 going to 22 march. She don disturb me tire. I tried the first time she just dey shout any how but mehn if you see this girl body. She said she really wants me to burst her even we no end up together. Is there any easiest way

You can disvirgin a girl by handing her over to me to take care of her for at least 2days in my house.

Aaaaarghmed:
I take God beg u,dont ever drop ur kids for anyone again.

Story.

Why Most of you enroll your innocent kids into boarding schools.

Came out to see living corpse.

Mr. Lick microphone

Aiel123:
Sen Lado Danmarke today began his governorship campaign in Funtua LGA of Katsina State.
Here are pictures from the rally
Meanwhile that Kano rally is massively explosive!!!

I will stop doing saraka. Is like this people don't want to have sense.

herkeem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHSfd-xoz4s

The presidential campaign rally of the All progressives Congress APC continues today in Kano and it was a huge success as hundred of thousands of people trooped out to welcome ASIWAJU BOLA TINUBU. This is the moment the city boy ASIWAJU BOLA AHMED TINUBU entered the campaign venue.

ATM machine(tifnubu) : transaction in progress.

Aboki Kano, no sleep no sleep wake up, collect your money.

A pastor will never reject such award.

Thats is why there is a distinctive difference between Catholics and pentecostal church.

BATified2023:
same way obj,gumi n co became heroes today

If mc oluomo u igbos love to hate should join u vain labourers tomorrow he will surely b an hero

U desperate hypocrites

Almost developed migraine reading your post.

English, dead and buried.

EmiDon11:
We are eight in our family and all of us are males, no single female.
I feel it sometimes.
Other guys will be fighting for thier sisters, while cant.
So i prayed to God to please bless me with females only if possible.

Bcoz it pains me when i see my friend sisters taking good care of them while i have none.

Thats why i came up with the decision to have many female childrens.
Or let me say all children to be females.

Amen

Try to keep your marriage life secret. Not everyone is happy with you.

Every spirit of divorce, I destroy.


Women and make up Sha....

Aliyu55:
Obasanjo or no Obasanjo

Bola Tinubu will elected and sworn in as President of the federal republic of Nigeria.

Osun state

The last thing I will do is to enroll my child into a boarding school.

How can you hand over your child to adult that can't even take care of their children?

Insecurity:
We’re under attack by herdsmen,  Ondo community cries out

Says herdsmen destroyed their farmlands, rape women

We’re on top of situation —Ondo govt





https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/01/were-under-attack-by-herdsmen-ondo-community-cries-out

Fulanis now killing their ACCOMMODATORS

PandoraObi:
God bless jagaban the incoming president of federal republic of Nigeria

they are happy because ATM machine (tifnubu) must dispense cash, not that they are voting him.

mii4u:
True cos most of the crowd campaigning for Tinubu (the ones I know personally) are all voting for Peter Obi. I'm just laffn cos Tinubu will be shocked.

They think it's all about crowd, pple are wiser now, they are only out for the money but they sure know where to cast their votes.

Nigerian have grown pass dancing at rally etc.

We have better things to take care of.

We are just waiting for the D-Day to cast our vote wisely for Peter Obi kelelenke.

SugarGirl44:
Not everybody came from baby factory like you and your siblings.
I know life is hard for a biafran from birth, but it ends in the east.

Please gerrout. I have better things to do with my 2023.

Bye.

PresidentAtiku:
REJECT APC AND ALL THE EVIL THEY REPRESENT

£ is NGN940

IS IT OK?

Eno dey OK

nkemjacob2:
Most of the hotels reception I have visited always put their TV station on CNN. Most of them said is their principle. Except the receptionist tune it to something else illegally. But I began ask what happen to our local station that have good brand. CHANNELS, AIT, TVC etc. If we go outside the country, do they watch our station over there?

Naturally, human like lies than hearing the truth.

SugarGirl44:
Family ke?
I drop from heaven ma ni.
Apoda.

More like your mom was raped by an agbero and then she got pregnant. There was no money for postinor2 and she carry you for nine month. During labour, the the nonsense came out from her vi*Gina(you) and she died.

You don't have a family and you never had one.

Prisca19:
I don’t know how to put it but guys am really depressed I haven’t got paid from work since my boss has traveled with his family and my rent is due since dec 28 I need your help �� I live in a room cost 36k per year. the agent has been disturbing me he want me to pay today or I should move out by Friday.. God will bless y’all if you wish to help this my WhatsApp number 08061743157

Tell the caretaker that he is joking.

Crowd is not the issue but PVC.

Even in the east, you will hardly find peter obi campaign posters. PVC is the weapon.

Know this and know peace

I saw one Yoruba man campaigning for Obidatti with a labour party gigantic flag yesterday at Ago round about. I just parked and got him refreshment and Eva water then I moved.

Obi will make Nigeria great again.

Buhari4sale:
No matter what, òbí can not rule this country. If killings in the East is what you are banking on
. I beg better kill everyone overthere. No one from that region will rule this country in the next 40yrs. Ask your elders

Just the way you doubted David killing Goliath.

Obidatti, Men of GRACE.

SugarGirl44:
All your family members are seriously ill, not me.
Eleribu.

Typical Obidient, nothing sensible to say apart from insults.

Thank God. at least, I have a family. Do you have a family? Scumbag hookuper

Sheistoopretty:
There is no big deal here, just replace the ugu with Ohaa Leaves and that's all na

You think so?

The secret of of my good cooking is the Secret.

SugarGirl44:
Seriously?
Thinking is too stressful for a black man sha, so I’m not surprised with your shallow and weak thinking.
When Jona was there, didn’t Christians die?
So hasn’t that shown you that the religion of the president or vice doesn’t matter

Make una no dey disgrace unasef for public laidis na.

You need to see your doctor. I think you are sick in your head.