₦airaland Forum

CoronaVirusRelo:
Pour sugar in a corner of the apartment. If you don't see ants there after a max of 24hours, RUN!

OsunOriginal:
The same shameless old man has no other place to live apart from Lagos (Lekki) which Tinubu developed.

Zonefree:

From Tuesday to Saturday is enough time for an average girl to fall in love with another man, wed, give birth and do naming ceremony. It's unfortunate the uber driver does not understand how these demons operate.

For the record, an average Nigerian girl has a plan B when she's dating or married. Their boyfriend or husband are not in that plan.

IRAPADA:
Wake up from this your terrible dream

Anonymous0001:
Good day fams.
How are we all doing?

This is to notify us all that life refused to be easy after NYSC and as such, Am using this medium to reach out to everyone who in his various capacities, links, and connection to assist me in anyway to get any job to be doing instead of me staying at home all day please any offer you have within ur possession relate to me. It's really hard on us right now. I will be forever grateful fams.
Just a DM fams. Am hoping to receiving a positive response from you all.

greenermodels:
If you have 50 acres of fertile farm land in the southwest, what would you do with it?

Princess80:
Orgasm?

I really find it difficult reaching orgasm through sexual intercourse.

Its easier when i self service or when he goes oral on me

BullyBullies:
Thanks boss and welcome back (wondering why you chose to come back now). But boss, any idea if that institution offers scholarship to International students?

BullyBullies:
Hello sir, please are there scholarship offers from/into this institution? I know I can also try Google for answers but I believe you can help with first hand info being a student there already. Thanks in advance, sir.

Gbeng30:
The truth is that he's saved,i don't know why people keep arguing about bullet proof or anointing oil.... He has been saved that's what matters

hisgrace11:
Am here to debunk certain mindset from people. Yes am a distance follower of Apostle Suleman but that's not why am defending him. Truth be told, we don't talk like christians. Whether Suleman was saved by God or bulletproof car, the miracle is that i believed that "GOD SAVED HIM"

Noxico:
Oga things are hard in Nigeria now.. financially can u comfortably welcome another child now? Secondly there are many family planning methods now like implants... It allows u to go raw on your woman. Google about different types of family planning... Decide with your wife and health care providers for the one best fit for u guys. Try and be understanding... Women go through alot during child birth. Everything no be by power and Authority , be human and let love lead,. All the best.

DamnnNiggarr:
My wife says– No family planning, No sex.
for the past four months, my wife has been mounting series of pressures on me concerning family planning and I kept on ignoring her, but these past weeks, she has shown me what shege really looks like.

Up to three weeks, my wife has denied me access to her sacred part, insisting on her "No family planning, No sex" rule, anytime a tried to make love to her.

I've Three(3) beautiful Angels with her and my last child clocked 4 Years old. She said, she's not ready for another child despite our last child who's our only daughter being 4yrs old and my second son is 6, while my eldest child is 10years( that's 4 years gap). she said she's done with giving birth.

I got the shock of my life this night, that she asked me to go and get c*ndoms, if I want to have my way to her sacred part or otherwise we visit the doctor for counseling or do the family planning, reason why I picked up my phone to write this. I'm fed up because I don't subscribe to this idea of family planning or anything related to it, due to it's several after effects.

But it seems like she's winning, but either ways, I would sincerely like to see some opinions from here before going to see the doctor whether to give in to her request or not.

Please assist me for wider audience.

Fadafada231:
I believe if it's easy as u mentioned it here you for go and borrow to cash out 8m.

Godsown0:
E later cast?

Confusedgirlie:
I knew him before leaving the country. He was in Nigeria and was doing quite okay, even though I was earning more than him.

We separated for a while since I wanted to focus a little on my new life. But recently, we connected again. I'm just realizing I still have something for him in spite of the time and distance. But I'm really confused about starting anything because it will mean that I have to bring him over.

What are the chances he won't take advantage of me?

Hollybratt:
The dream i had last night is not a walz, not a piece of cake. I started seeing tinubu as the episode 2 of buhari. Strange things really happen to Nigeria in my dream. During tinubu regime, i see alot of people commiting suicide because they can't stand the Nigeria situation any longer. I've always been a big fan of bat. Though, i really detest bats due to their disgusting way of sleeping. Bat might be a symbol of happiness in china but not in Nigeria. So to save my family and myself, i want to withdraw myself from anything negative to positive. Me and my family are supporting Peter obi as from now on. Nobody should blame me, i don't joke with my dream.
IRMC

HarlequinLekex:
Eat a cake that tastes like poo or eat a poo that tastes like cake?
Wetin be ur answer.

BigYash:
And if e cast ,that is a sure ticket back to the village... Village Visa Sharp with bet9ja

Hanks0000:
Good morning Nairanlanders.
Please I need help, ASUU strike will be over soon and my hostel rent has expired, I don't have where to go back too. The past few months have been the toughest for me with all sorts of disasters coming my way.

I have managed to pay my school fees of 95k during the strike and I'm struggling to mister enough money to pay for accomodation.

All I need is 25k to add to the 25k I have been able to save up for my house rent. I know it's a lot to ask for bit if God puts it in anyone's heart to help, I'd be really greatful.

4(five)43(eight)099(zero)4 (c@rb0n)
Sunday Seun

God bless you. Amen.

Hanks0000:
Good morning Nairanlanders.
Please I need help, ASUU strike will be over soon and my hostel rent has expired, I don't have where to go back too. The past few months have been the toughest for me with all sorts of disasters coming my way.

I have managed to pay my school fees of 95k during the strike and I'm struggling to mister enough money to pay for accomodation.

All I need is 25k to add to the 25k I have been able to save up for my house rent. I know it's a lot to ask for bit if God puts it in anyone's heart to help, I'd be really greatful.

4(five)43(eight)099(zero)4 (c@rb0n)
Sunday Seun


nice one. nairaland is more like gofundme now.

God bless you. Amen.

Prettygirl200:
yes but u will promise to watssup me and show me the real you. U have seen me I would also like to see you. I want to believe u are not the guy u keep posting on nairaland to be.