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thesicilian:
There're 2 sets of Igbo people: those going about their businesses diligently everyday, and those creating nuisances everywhere in the name of a fictional country.

Even the Mighty Ojukwu himself who originated the idea of Biafra, later abandoned the idea when he saw how futile it is and decided to contest for the presidency of Nigeria.

Drinking agboo for another man malaria. It is well.

Omicronvaccine:
Disc jockey and billionaire's daughter, Florence Otedola, also known as DJ Cuppy, has said that she may be single but she is a great mother, IGBERETV reports.

DJ Cuppy who celebrated her dogs on their first birthday on 17th February 2022, said that her pets can prove that she is a good mother.

She wrote;



https://www.instagram.com/p/CaIA6E6sw87/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

scavanger I guess.

Divepen1:
I bikepool most times and it's hell (for me as a guy too). Because of videos that show perverts, I sit on the iron instead of seats. I never minded sitting in the middle, but I have to be careful when we get to bumps so the women will not say I'm trying to hit them from behind.
But we can't over rule how some of them don't hold back. And it feels like war because you must be controlling your body from getting any ideas and also controlling your body from touching her inordinately.
My biggest issue is that they complain a lot. "Bro, please shift".
"See o, I'm huge (born with giant gene) and my laptop bag is with me. Where will I go? Push the bike man?"

They don't care. Their comfort is as paramount as your body not touching them. I think I became adverse to this one late night. This tiny lady was already on bike. I almost didn't see her there.

Next thing, she gets down from the bike.
I'm like "for real? This night?"

I didn't say much. I turned to another bike and didn't mind the extra 100 naira. I was running late as I'm not a fan of getting home late in the night.

When such case wanted to happen again, this woman was fat. I knew if I sat in the middle, she might complain from Gate to Command, and I know I would block my ears with loud Jazz, infuriating her the more, eventually causing trouble for our bike man. So, I told her I'm not sitting in the middle... Mummy wa, no vex.
But she vexed, turned away to another bike and luckily another man was in the middle. I'm saying men that get high from bikepooling with women should make life easy for some of us that need bikepooling to save cost. Epo ti won.

You were born with giant gene. Then you go around discomforting others.

Always get an uber or charter Biko. Betterstill, hustle harder and get honda evil spirit.

OBALOLA55:
YOU BE GAY

seconded. Him be Gay. So disgusting.

Cokahot:
Is it legal,do you have anyone that has legally imported from Lome.

yeah. That's his job

Is hitting also in lagos too.

When buhari was assuming office, they said all refineries will start working. Today they are importing bad fuel mixed with ethanol.

Feb 2023 is around the corner. If you like vote a nonentity coz he is from your tribe.

Cheaper in togo. That's where Ghanaians buy from and smuggle it to their country.

FunkyAlhaji2015:
I love girls with small boobs. Does this mean we have a connection? I think we should date

opportunist. You like free things.

KILLTHECOWS:
And it came to past....

pass

teddybarz:
Yeah. . As comic and animation teller goes. .

Legend are creative. . In art and portrait. .


Rate my art work bikFo


Thou kinda Funny

No wonder Joe igbokwu have been hiding his face in shame since morning.

chukwuma0000:
It's about 12years I read this book but couldn't remember any of the event that took place in this old novel.

3yrs old

Praktikals:
Be careful what you wish for others. It has a way of happening to you

did you just realize she is missing in Ogun state?

WillyWonda1:
I really don't know what I did to my immediate boss since I got promoted earlier this year. Ever since I got my promotion letter, my boss changed to me abruptly. He suddenly finds everything I do useless.

When I noticed the change, I went to him and begged him to tell me what I had done wrong so we could settle everything and get back along. But he said I did nothing wrong and I shouldn't worry about anything. So I locked up and was doing my job to the best of my ability.
So he did something that sparked my madness and anger.

I got an email that I was to go on board our vessel to go and load from Lagos cos our mother vessel berthed in Lagos. And cos of my promotion, I'm not supposed to be a crew member anymore. But I was surprised to see the mail and went to his office to address the issue, next thing he said was 'IF YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR DUTY, YOU CAN RESIGN'.

That statement really sent chills down my spine and I sparked and told him really derogatory words. I don't even feel anyhow about my reaction.
I'm happy I told him his life history.
I'm very excited to have poured my mind out to him.
If I get sacked, I won't feel bad, rather I'll be glad I told him what I told him.
#Peace

incase they sack you then, let me know. i get person wey need that job pass you.

pretydiva:
Jesus is, and will always be sweeter than money. What will it profit a man to gain the world and lose his soul?

Money is good, but don't allow it control you

me I prefer it in this order

1. Jesus
2. good health
3. wisdom
4. power
5. money

Baawaa:
That is their business

better than skull mining. isn't it?

Hope the owner can recognise her with her bumbum, cos am sure the skull, breast, Tonto, and other parts ........

Beloved. Genevieve and emeka ike

Baawaa:
For real this super cop is a criminal, they should send this criminal to US

Now You See Evans is even holier than him

wite111:
Lol. He might be worse than Buhari

He should get adult pampers nag.

LesbianBoy:
So everywhere you look these days, almost all the young people want to relocate a.k.a japa. What I find hilarious is the reason they always claim made them decide to japa but some of us can see through the crap they say! As far as I am concerned, what they lowkey plan to do when you get there is same as what these our politicians are doing in Nigeria.

Yes! If you fall under these set of people, you have NO RIGHT to insult Nigeria because you o, buhari o and other politicians NO DIFFERENCE!!!

Over staying your visit visa: Believe it or not many of the people who make noise about japa, plan to use this illegal means to stay there. They are ones that are so quick to run to Twitter to talk down on Nigeria. They do these things yet they insult Nigeria politicians for doing illegal things. No be juju be that

Planning to marry your ancestor for papers: you are toying with people's feeling because of your selfish gain. Just like how politicians do. They are currently toying with the people's feeling because election is coming soon. As far as I am concerned I don't any difference o!

Anyway, If you want to japa, japa......but my own is, just resist the urge to shalaye when you know your intention is part of the above things I mentioned

You mean marrying BAT for paper?

naija4life247:
Tinubu does not need Buhari's anointing. Tinubu just informed Buhari to let the lifeless terrorist know that he Tinubu is in the game and that the lifeless terrorist should mind his
stupid steps and actions.

Buhari who could not win election after contesting three times, and had to come and beg Tinubu to help him (Buhari). A man that cannot help himself, definitely cannot help others.

Anybody relying on Buhari's support will end up disappointed and frustrated.

Amaechi that Nyesom Wike the wicked one has excommunicated from Rivers is the one some idiots thinks can face Tinubu at the Primaries. Or is it Osinbajo that was beaten blue black in his polling booths in past elections. A man without any political base, but who whole political gain is based on the opportunity provided for him by Tinubu. A river that forgets or goes against its source will run dry.

history now

this old man should get an adult pampers for Gods sake.

nonsense. that site was hacked. if not, they would have announced it before commencing on the routine maintenance.

Why some SIMP are busy celebrating Valentine

Women are not worth it please.

Denmark best for greener pasture.

Diabetes

If you have not watch the LAST DON please do.

Don't always believe the government will fight for you. Everyone is there to protect their own interest.

I don't trust society to protect us, I have no intention of placing my fate in the hands of men whose only qualification is that they managed to con a block of people to vote for them.

We hope someday to be saints, but not martyrs

Just as the DON once said Revenge is a dish that tastes best when served cold.

If it were me the child is already gone. I will just accept every of the perpetrator proposals. When it seem everything has been laid to rest, I will look for the proprietor son also and do same to him or her. I must avenge. Even in the case of that BOWEN college, I will fish out all the students and God know what I will do.

He wanted the world to believe that he was a horse rider. So let him ride his horses at the bottom of the ocean.

Am outta here.

hotwax:
She really deserves more.

SIMP. Ka gini mezie?

So you don't deserve anything bah?

Guess you are a scum then.

There should be exchange of gifts from each party.