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Baloranking:
lies

Why you no add money to your 400k buy the ps5 yourself.

minasu190:
Hello,my wife complain about my sperm being watery and she said i should stop my intake of alcohol..pls guys what could be the causes of this damn watery sperm?pls help.

Hezzyluv:
Really??
Isome people even used bread to eat their poo just for money's sake

OyigboUpdate:
Hey be warned

iLegendd:
I'm not sick. I'm only jobless and broke.

Light, food, happiness, exercise, p**sy, etc. is not a problem — they're all free over here. Unfortunately, with all these free things, I'm hardly hungry. Is this a sign of depression?

I sleep too much nowadays and I always go to bed with empty stomach even though there is food. I even had to dispose my okra soup I spent lots of money to cook because it's irritating me. What is wrong?

Kingosytex:
What about his menopause?

Lucrativress:
Don't worry, that's fine
But I'm talking from facts and data's which is more effective than sentiments...

Nksleek:
A placard with the inscription, “I can’t pay N250,000 for school fees, I nor wan do ritual” has been trending on social media after students of Delta State origin took to the PTI roundabout in Effurun to protest against hike in school fees across tertiary institutions in the state.

Recall, Focus Naija had reported that Governor Ifeanyi Okowa’s personal phone numbers were leaked to the public over the school fees increment.

Read here: https://www.nairaland.com/6991923/governor-okowas-personal-phone-numbers

Also leaked were the phone numbers of the Commissioner for Higher Education, Prof Patrick Muoboghare, Vice Chancellor of Delta State University, Abraka and that of his counterpart at the Delta State University of Science and Technology, Ozoro.

Widespread condemnation has trailed the sharp increment of school fees in recent time. Student leaders and stakeholders alike have expressed displeasure with the state government demanding that education is a right and not a privilege.

According to Counsellor Dennis Agori, an educationist and author, the school fees increment is too much to bear.

In a video shared on his timeline, he said government must take back the decision as it is against the social contract of leadership reached with the people.

TOO MUCH TO BEAR... TAKE BACK THIS DECISION... SAY NO TO TUITION HIKE IN DELTA STATE UNIVERSITIES

It is against the social contract of leadership not to listen to the people you lead and nativity to keep silent as a people when pressed against the wall.

Don't kill a man in trying to save him. Surgery is painful but it is a correctional process to prevent future health danger. However, the patient and his relatives are educated on the need for it and he/she must be prepared to go under the scalpel.

So we admonish the government which ought to represent the people to be empathic, democratic and plan with realistic balance between what is needful vs what the people can bear.

I am using this opportunity again in saying NO TO TUITION HIKE in Delta state universities. I heard something similar going on in College of Education, Warri (unconfirmed).

Definitely, the protest continues by Monday. I hope Asaba may be the next destination. If you want to lend your voice, come on. We move!

I also say NO TO FUEL HIKE in any guise that will mount undue pressure on the citizenry.

Let's speak more against what we don't like. Say no to the conspiracy of silence. Don't push the wall, it will collapse, he wrote.

donbachi:
Na like dis the miracle alert dey take enter too..after una go sey e no possible.

Enjoy.

Scientists:
1 Billion dollars? Who go show me way to push drug. I just gats to push this shit once and my life will change

Lucrativress:
Being overly good is not too good
You need a little level of a bitch in you or else you'll ignore lots of needed points you need to take note of and life itself is a bitch, so just imagine being overly good,how will you be able to detect the bitchiness of life?
Balancing your life as a good person means a bit of this and that, helps you to be more practical thereby using your head mostly than your heart

Tobedated:
i'm planning on studying computer science in unilorin but it seems the public consensus is that computer science taught in nigeria university is outdated so is it worth the money and time to still study it.
I love computer science but i'm mainly doing it for the money and i'm currently learning python so is it worth going to study it in the university to get the certificate or being self-taught is better

November24:
Okay.
Thank you sir

November24:
Yes I showed off.
Met him when he had no job. So what's your advice sir

beautyhd:
They should be paraded with a placard showing all they stole, then tried and sentenced. They should not spend less than 15 years in prison and Abba kyari nothing less than 25 years in prison.

A mugshot of them in prison uniform shown to the public and the name of the correctional facility where they are kept made known to the public.

November24:
Good day Daddies and mummies.
I am a Northern woman, met my Igbo husband during my NYSC days at Nccf.
We have been married over 5 years now.

He's a good man, works and earn good money, now my problem is this man always ties wrapper in the house o. Educated man o, earns over 500k monthly, but this mentality is something else.
Not that I'm angry,

but I just want him on boxers while in the house. But he will just be laughing at me, this was same man that told me he don't like ladies tying wrapper in the house, so this morning, I tied it like him, he just burst into laughter, infact, both of us were laughing at ourselves.
How can a 33 years old man like wrapper like zobo?

This is not because he's Igbo,because his younger brother and wife told me to carry my cross,that he has been like that, in fact,they tease us with this.

He laughs at me when I correct him, last week my sister in law bought me a wedding wrapper, guess what, came back from work I met my husband tying it.

Pls will he change with time, is there any idea I can get to change my Daddy!
Thanks.

Cc: RoyalRoy

inoki247:
Him sef don try mak e go rest...

MadeINchenzen2:
lol... yeah, Dr pepper and AfriCola

CamelCase:
comrade be calming down, He posted the pics of his gbola, but has taken it down

thesicilian:
The kind of moniker a person chooses for himself usually determines whether I take them seriously or not

johnmartus:
Imagine 200k what the op not even gain tell me how this local scammer can die well.

starbn:
Sometime I always wondering when people saying they scammed them through fake alart.
But it happened to me yesterday. A customer came to our shop to buy electronics worth up to 200,000 and he said to pay through bank transfer.
After a while we got alart of the payment with almost exact expected balance..before we got the alart,he was saying we are waiting his time, that he wouldn't want to do it two times,but he do it again and we double of 200k each,he pick the itmes he but and leave,after like 30minutes,he started calling us to transfer back the second payment.
We told him to wait till morning we can do the transfer as we have exceed our limit for the day.

But insisted we transfer any cash we have using p.o.s Street vendors as bank have closed.
That he has workers to pay with the money.
We discovered it was fake when another person paid and balance was not thesame.
We quickly rush to the bank and no money was there.

We contact police to track his phone number as he still calling to demand his money back.but police said I will give them 80k to start the process.

Whoever has experienced this should help me and guide on what to do.he is asking me to pay the money through the account he provided to me.

Ezendimmuo:
My gf is still a student..
She is a year older than I am though..
I am done with school so I moved back to Lagos...
I came back to school last 2weeks to finish my clearance for NYSC..
My gf asked me to get her pregnancy test kit
I was surprised because I knew the last time we had sex was In November..
I became suspicious..
I wet through her phone..
I was shocked
There's this married guy that had issues with his family...
She slept with him...got pregnant and aborted the child...
There is also this guy she met and told him she has nevet been in a relationship...
I confronted her yesterday night after having knowledge of this atrocities since Monday...
She flared up..
She said I don't trust her...why would I go through her phone...
She said the little money I sent to her isn't always enough..
She's doing it to survive..
A married man!!!
The Truth is that no still love this girl in spite of all this...
I don't wanna lose her...
But she is actually the one doing the screaming...
Her emphasis is always on why I weny through her phone...
M going back to Lagos tomorrow..
I wanna end things before going back...
I can't be having high BP for someone's daughter..
M so messed up right now
My question is this...
Is it right to go through your partners phone
If I hadn't I wouldn't have found out all this though..
I don't have issues with her going through my phone...
I have nothing to hide

CamelCase:
It's not the car, it's how you drive it.


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