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timbros:
Him say one bottle for all Nairalanders no be one one bottle for each person

KokobySandra:
So I have been caught up in this dilemma.. my boyfriend who is looking forward marrying me. He is rich I mean he got his money and also from the family of old money if you know what this mean. The only issue he is not cute and this whole thing made me fall out of love. Mind you!! I work and make a good living for myself so I bring at least 47% to the table for those will have something to say.

My boyfriend once said he wants me so that we could make beautiful baby but sir, you are not all there. I thought money was all I need to cover and mask this up. But no I’m tired I want out before it’s too late. I feel it will break him but it will be fine.

Rahkman:
davido just dey fool himself instead of make him go do hair transplant....with that billions wey him get...dey expose wack hairline

Candidlady:
Yours is still better.... Wait till you see that of fattprince

Comradewhy:
You do have a receding hairline,well it might be hereditary
You can apply caster oil. Mix it in coconut oil and apply everyday on your scalp. It will slowly cover your hairline.
Diet- Must take care of your diet eat protein rich food. Avoid junks.

Take proper sleep of 8 hrs.

Exercise-by practicing yoga and running it will circulate blood properly in your body.

Drink plenty of water. It is must.
Use mild shampoo to wash your hair.

Also remember one thing. This takes time so be patient and wait for the results.

Lastly,it might be from your hair stylist, don't let him push your hairline when giving you a lineup.
Also when next you are having a haircut let him know about your issues,he certainly might be of help.
By the way you have a nice hair texture.

Abujaexpress:
I was really baffled by what my heavily pregnant goat did yesterday.

Actually, we have been keeping the goat and she put to bed early last year, a he goat or kid which has grown since them. We use to keep and confine both of them indoors untill the goat and it's kid started showing the crave to step out and hustle to feed and play/mingle with thier likes. We started letting them out in the morning and by evening time, both will come back home and even if they meet the gate locked, they will be using thier limbs and heads to scratch on the gate as notice to us, until the gate is opened for them.

But gradually, they will go out and not come back home, untill after maybe several days, before you will see them. From days of remaining outside, it turned to weeks, while we were always keeping close watch on their whereabouts. Infact, the day I went out searching for them, immediately the she goat sighted me, she ran to me and followed me home while the kid later came back home to join the mother.

What actually shocked me yesterday was that, for over three weeks, the goats have been away from the house, but surprisingly on Wednesday morning, the pregnant goat came home, this time around in the morning, scratching her head and limbs seriously for the gate to be opened for her. Since it is unusual seeing the goat in the morning and because we were going out for work, my wife wanted to send it back to the fields, but the goat refused to go, instead it entered the compound.

We left for work and coming back home in the evening, lo and behold, the goat had given birth to two bouncing kids, hale and healthy. This really baffled me that a goat could know that she was in labour and she had the sense to come back to the house to give birth!!!

Honestly, when I got home, I have to clap for the goat. She gave me reasons to believe that goats, if properly cared for and tendered, can really act reasonably like human.

N.B. I will upload the picture of the goat and the kids later, when I get back home.

Mrkumareze:
If na bottle water

Mrkumareze:
Never knew they also steal Toyota camry, thought its only corolla they hunt for... lucky nigga, one bottle for all nairaland

ExploreFeelings:
My husband was the kind of man every woman wanted. He was kind, funny, rich, hardworking, romantic and also very handsome. It was hard to believe I had got the perfect man, yes he was perfect. Even though we were both very Different from each other, he still understood me. While my husband was a quiet & reserved person, I was a wild and outgoing person. This very difference in our personality was what later led to the end of our marriage. When I think about it now I wish I had done things differently.

Like I said my husband was a quiet and gentle guy. He loved to stay at home or just bury himself in his office work. While I loved to show myself off on the internet or just hang out with friends. My husband had no problem with me hanging out with friends. Since, he didn’t like going out often, I usually went out alone with my friends. We went to clubs, events, vacations and my husband was cool with it.

My friends were single ladies and many guys were asking them out. And when I was out with them, guys also asked me out. But I would always tell them I was married. Well, one day I told one I was married and he still did not back off. He got my number somehow and started texting me. Well, I didn’t see anything wrong in texting him back and soon we began texting each other often on the phone.

My husband didn’t know about this, of course, I kept hidden from him. But even if he got to know about it, he wouldn’t be upset about it. That’s what I told myself to feel less guilty about what I was doing. The guy wanted more than phone conversations, he wanted me to visit him- I was a married woman. When I told my single friends about it, they encouraged me to go and have fun with him. But I didn't, I stopped chatting with this new guy. His name was Dan and he was young and attractive the day I saw him.

Well, things became messy when I found out Dan had moved into our compound. I was coming back from an outing with my husband when I saw Dan stepping out of his car which was parked in the compound. Oh, no! I was very scared he had come to tell my husband about our nasty chats. But we soon found out he was our next-door neighbor. I didn't know if I should be angry, scared, or happy that Dan was living close by.

Dan started visiting our home often, even when my husband was away from work he would visit. Sometimes when my husband was coming home, he would see Dan watching movies with me. My husband didn't see anything wrong with this, he didn't even question me. And of course, I wouldn't disrespect my husband by sleeping with another man in our home.

Well, one day I saw the true color of my husband when he walked in on me and Dan. That day, I had gone to Dan’s home wearing a skimpy dress. He had some ladies around and I was jealous he was spending time with them and not me. That was ridiculous I told myself. What has gotten over me? I walked back to my house while scolding myself for behaving so silly.

Soon, there was a knock on the door and I opened the door and it was Dan. What was he doing here? Where were his girlfriends I asked him jokingly? He simply looked into my eyes and I knew he wanted to kiss me and he did. I kissed him back because I have wanted that to happen for so long. He pushed me on the couch without closing the door, it was insane. He was touching me all over and I was letting him. Something was controlling me and I just couldn't stop. I looked around and I remembered it was my husband’s home. His picture was right there staring like he could see what I was doing. I felt guilty and started pushing Dan away but he wouldn’t stop. And that was when my innocent husband walked in on us... And I could see the pain in his eyes. I was half-naked and Dan was all over my body.

Later that evening when he told me our marriage was over, I knew he meant every word. How could I have done this to my dream man? How? I cried but my husband didn't care anymore.

Sent87:
I wish you and your household what happened to Bamise, heartless human being. It will definitely happen to any of your relatives. Amen

Meektunz:
I've often times heard people talk about it, infact about 90% of Nigerians attribute it to witchcraft attack. It finally happened to me for the first time in my life. It was a terrible experience, after waking up I felt like trully someone pressed my neck.

Comradewhy:
He's not even confident in the government, shows how basterdized they the government are.
To be sincere,why do I have this feeling that they might sweep this issue under the carpet?
Bloody corrupt people who don't care about the citizens.

I hope they get judgement and the perpetrator pays for his crime.

KolbeSolan:
na dem. This only happens when a woman's female doesn't have one mad person in their family. If she had a mad brother, he would be serving her food on her kneels

Odewaleadesoye:
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Video: Chude Jideonwo's Instagram Page

Islie:
https://www.thecable.ng/russia-ukraine-war-ban-export-of-maize-to-avoid-scarcity-dangote-tells-fg/amp


Mayowa Tijani:

https://twitter.com/OluwamayowaTJ/status/1502177603477639168

legge4:
We have few sexual experiences until we married. A few times my then-girlfriend climax, the foam was always wet. I thought it was something that will go away with time. So I overlook it. 6 months into the relationship, I decided to do what was necessary, and we became husband and wife. From wetting the mattress in the hotel we stay for our honeymoon which results in us having little quarrel to now having to be a daily experience when we make love. I have to stop having sex with her.
I seek medical advice but I was told there is nothing that can be done. I left the house to a friend's place where I go to work. My wife is an angel but how do I sleep with pee after lovemaking. How will I be changing the bedspread almost every day?
I can't tell my friends what I am going through, and nor can I use my main moniker.
Please if your wife squirt, how do you handle and live with it. I have a second thought of seeking for divorce so both of us can have peace of mind. I don't waste all that wedding money but I will be losing a good woman.

Kingpee2:
Congrats man ,forget sha na because money o too dey ,Most Nigerians like to dey show off grace of God when they find it ...I wish you well but like I said earlier na because money no too dey ...

NoFucksToGive:
So many typos, calm down we are all upset about the economic situation too...

TheStakeHolder:
Who do we believe? A family member of the victim or the Nigerian police

Rubyjade:
My cousin sister who went to study her masters just came back home with her husband to be, she introduced him to my parents and the are making arrangements already for introduction. But, I have had a one night stand with him while he was in Nigeria in the club, in the rest room for that matter and he paid me.

Should I tell my sister the kind of man she is about to marry ? The guy did not even recognize me, I guess he has done it to a lot . BL should I save my sister or mind my business?

surebona:
Ok, our relationship was not that serious because I was still bringing up my ex into conversation so she found someone that was willing to marry her, she got married and few weeks later she chatted me up that her man is not capable of getting her pregnant due to complications and that she want me to please help out, that the man agreed to her getting satisfaction outside..

Me confuse o.
Abeg which kind wahala b this one and I no even know weten I wan cap dis bani like dis o.

Jennyclay:
R.I.P Bamise. . May your killers never find rest

Insecurity in Nigeria keep getting worse by the day, yet no one is talking or worried about it.

Some folks here on nairaland are busy drafting and discussing solutions on how Ukrainians should defeat Russians. But no one is talking about how to tackle insecurity here in Nigeria.

President is currently in U.K
First Lady is based in Dubai
Nigerian youths always discussing about sex sex sex!!

Insecurity everywhere and no one cares, May it not get to your turn or love ones oo!

#justiceforbamise