₦airaland Forum

ramdris: No wonder my two adorable kids even at age five and two get sense pass GEJ. Thanks to my darling wify.

1. A boy may only court a girl after obtaining written permission from her father. (Idaho)

2. Unmarried people are prohibited from having sex. (Rhode Island)

3. It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing”. (New York)

4. Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays. (Oregon)

5. All girls under the age of 12 must own a grass skirt and must take Hawaiian dancing lessons. (Hawaii)

6. You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday. (Rhode Island)

7. All intimacy gadgets are banned. (Georgia)

8. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. (Florida)

9. It is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear - Thailand

10. The government of Finland collects a “candy tax” for goods containing sugar.

11. All people in Finland must pay a TV tax whether or not they own a TV

12. Bicycles may not ridden without a license in Israel

13. It is illegal to wear a mask in Germany

14. Persons may only bear one child or risk paying a substantial fine - CHINA

15. It is illegal to kill a sick person by frightening them - Canada

16. It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday - Australia

17. Children may not purchase cigarettes, but they may smoke them - Australia

18. A man may be arrested for wearing a skirt - ITALY

19. The sale of gum is prohibited - Singapore

20. You may not wash your car on a Sunday - Switzerland

21. It is illegal to give or receive MouthAction in South Carolina.

22. You may not sing in the bathtub - Pennsylvania

23. It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house - OHIO

24. Breast feeding is not allowed in public - Ohio

25. It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon - North Dakota

26. Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM - New York

27. New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.

28. Women may walk in public topless provided they have their nipples covered - New Mexico

29. Nudity is allow, provided that male genitals are covered - New Mexico

30. It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season - New Jersey

31. It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style - MONTANA

32. In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.

33. The value of Pi is 3 - INDIANA

34. You may not kiss your wife’s breasts - FLORIDA

35. A man may face 60 days in jail for patting a girl's ass. (Virginia)

I said my mind.
And pls no insults

priscaoge: *Falls from Tomato tree*

Chai no vex mbok

mach7: Enough of all this Certificate talk. If GMB said his credentials are with the military, and the military feels that he is lying... let them refute it plainly. Equally an investigation should be made into his allegation that they were seized by IBB's regime. If aftet the investigation and the schools he attended refutes his claim...then GMB should be disqualified. Same way we are skeptical about Sambo's credentials and GEJ's thesis.
Please which way Nigeria? #Nigeriamustsurvive.
Thank God I made front page.

obiZEAL: Am I in Nigeria....?
Or is Nigeria 2

TrishaP: I got registered since 2006

Hazardd: are we not paying for it or is marrying a woman free

not only making call with the phone, i also lose the phone to check the complete parts before i hand over my money to the seller because it is my money

Francheezy: That her long neck is annoying.