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FamilyRe: If You Didn't Play With These Dolls As A Girl,you Are N't Ripe For Marriage@pic by simdam500(m): 7:47pm On Jul 10, 2015
The only thing I remember of the doll is that, I love using it to play football while my kid sis beg me to give it back... shocked


Now am a gentle boy
FamilyRe: If You Didn't Play With These Dolls As A Girl,you Are N't Ripe For Marriage@pic by simdam500(m): 7:44pm On Jul 10, 2015
Shezhawt: Am definitely not ripe for marriage
Smh... shocked ...

I'll take that as the opposite smiley
FamilyRe: If You Didn't Play With These Dolls As A Girl,you Are N't Ripe For Marriage@pic by simdam500(m): 7:39pm On Jul 10, 2015
feyilag: lolz!!!i remember I used 2 bite som parts of it 2 make holes inside it
Bity bity geh... I we te your mummy cheesy
FamilyRe: If You Didn't Play With These Dolls As A Girl,you Are N't Ripe For Marriage@pic by simdam500(m): 7:35pm On Jul 10, 2015
Mekzmoney: Now I know and I'm fully convinced that we hav plenty boys and girls here....I've been with my Children here all dis while and I didn't know grin.. If U all hav used dat toy then u are all a baby, because I was already screwing my babe in secondary skul wen dat toy came out. cheesy.. I'm already an old man and I never marry grin I wish I could see a pretty girl in dis place to marry.
Where? Which place? This same place your children’s are... cheesy Lolz

Leave our age mate for us abeg undecided wink
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: Condoms And Sex Enhancing Drugs Found In Raided Camp by simdam500(m): 4:54pm On Jul 10, 2015
Aaahh... boko haram are hypocrite...


I hope say no be that mtn condom dem dey use on those girls.
PoliticsRe: The BBOG Movement In The Days Of GEJ And Buhari Compared Pics by simdam500(m): 4:20pm On Jul 10, 2015
whirlwind7: So, what's the difference?

Neither president has a clue about the girls' whereabouts.
Abi ooo

Op like the poster I quoted said. Either in havoc or silent and composure... none of them have a whereabouts as to where the girls are...
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Rides Bike With Baboon Sitting Behind Him [PHOTOS] by simdam500(m): 4:15pm On Jul 10, 2015
Many are roaming
PoliticsRe: Photo: This Young Dude Is President Buhari's PA by simdam500(m): 4:07pm On Jul 10, 2015
Let be realistic, when voting was on and candidates are been chosen. It was buhari and Osinbajo...
On the other hand it was Gej and Nnamadi Sambo.

Let us not forget that, that is a political structure of governing a country to bring peace.

But on the other hand, when choosing a PA, it is definitely someone u are very close to, in fact close to much more than the vice president(who don't know the president and vp are definitely not close in anyway, if not for their mutual goal to win the election and because they are from the same party that have nominated them).

So in the case of a vp, it is different and the opinion of the masses is definitely not needed, in fact it is irrelevant
PoliticsRe: Photo: This Young Dude Is President Buhari's PA by simdam500(m): 3:57pm On Jul 10, 2015
Have we forgotten that Buhari adopts Okechukwu as Igbo name toohuh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Proof That Shezhawt And Sandranna Are Catfishing Another Girls Profile!" by simdam500(m): 3:47pm On Jul 10, 2015
Shezhawt: Are you guys even for real... huh I've been here for as long as I can remember...
U sound real... that is nice
FamilyRe: Photos: The Girl Who Got Married To A Portrait Finally Replied Linda Ikeji by simdam500(m): 3:24pm On Jul 10, 2015
In her defense;



Her right smiley
FamilyRe: Photos: The Girl Who Got Married To A Portrait Finally Replied Linda Ikeji by simdam500(m): 3:06pm On Jul 10, 2015
funmijoyb: Womens life don finish how i wish i'm a man
Relax, don't wish...



I'll suggest u choose the right path of a woman instead
PoliticsRe: Caption This Photo Of Amaechi by simdam500(m): 2:51pm On Jul 10, 2015
allanphash7: Amaechi








The man who gives jona-daft and mama piss a sleepless night
Best caption...
FamilyRe: PHOTO: Missing Girl, Ifeoma Obonna Found Safely by simdam500(m): 2:38pm On Jul 10, 2015
16 whathuhhuh shocked



U can lie ooo
PoliticsRe: Killing People While Shouting Allahu Akbar Is Not Islam – Buhari by simdam500(m): 2:36pm On Jul 10, 2015
One question... fasting is currently on, isn't killing(spilling blood) ought to be known as sin
PoliticsRe: Killing People While Shouting Allahu Akbar Is Not Islam – Buhari by simdam500(m): 2:22pm On Jul 10, 2015
Oma ga o... Nigerians have a long way to go with our mentality.. a journey of 4yrs started about a month ago.

We voted him with the fact that we know he is a Muslim and we made up our mind to stand together in one voice...

So if he says
Killing People While Shouting Allahu Akbar Is Not Islam
. The only thing I'm expecting from the masses is; Mr. President(GCFR) and the Nigerian Army should Find a solution to it and the people should join hands in the eradication, not blaming
TV/MoviesRe: Fans Of “the Big Bang Theory” by simdam500(m): 12:55pm On Jul 10, 2015
Here is another funny moment of Sheldon and Penny

TV/MoviesRe: Fans Of “the Big Bang Theory” by simdam500(m): 12:50pm On Jul 10, 2015
TV/MoviesRe: Fans Of “the Big Bang Theory” by simdam500(m): 12:43pm On Jul 10, 2015
TV/MoviesRe: Fans Of “the Big Bang Theory” by simdam500(m): 12:40pm On Jul 10, 2015
TV/MoviesRe: Fans Of “the Big Bang Theory” by simdam500(m): 12:39pm On Jul 10, 2015
TV/MoviesRe: Fans Of “the Big Bang Theory” by simdam500(m): 12:39pm On Jul 10, 2015
oloriooko: Please anyone, is season 9 out?
no
TV/MoviesRe: Fans Of “the Big Bang Theory” by simdam500(m): 12:38pm On Jul 10, 2015
ibrews: Kootrapemily not as funny as "SHAMY"........sounds like "shame"
Lol...
CelebritiesRe: OMG! Yetunde Bustline Oduwole Breaks Down In Tears Curses Ex-bf Baba Tee (VIDEO) by simdam500(m): 11:07am On Jul 10, 2015
Ok.... I have nothing to say in the first place
I pity you… I really pity you. Don’t you know that they don’t offend me? I’m always sincere with all the men I date, and if they are dishonest with me, they find it terrible and difficult to climb up in life again.
I told my God that he should greatly punish any man that upsets me, and He always does it for me. Just yesterday, Babs ( my former husband ) and his wife were calling me, begging me to please have mercy on them.

His wife begged me to forgive him, but I said there was nothing he did to me that I have forgiven him. Look at all the years…10 good years he has been struggling, and he has been unable to achieve success. And I doubt if he can make it because he has wronged me.
I have forgiven him, and I have asked God to restore all his possessions. I’m just warning you Tunde Bernard…hmm, I’m not the kind of person you offend. If you still want to bear the name Baba Tee, you better stop being on my matter.
You had better beg my creator because I did not offend you; I have never held grudges against you for a whole day. You are wicked, and you don’t think.
..breaks down in tears
But I guess I'll be forced to talk now... is she referring to the same creator? Or another god elsewhere?

Why do u expect people to worship you as if u are made special angry, and it not their fault, I blame their spiritual father that use to tell them they are someone that has luck, that people can't do without.


The last time I checked, my God help those who help themselves... undecided
Science/TechnologyRe: 9 Infamous Inventions Their Creators Probably Regret Inventing by simdam500(m): 9:24am On Jul 10, 2015
They invented it and it was ground breaking!

I love impact
Science/TechnologyRe: Scientists Shed Light On Why Women Live Longer Than Men by simdam500(m): 9:11am On Jul 10, 2015
Aside all the above text, obviously it is proven
Science/TechnologyRe: The Ten Most Beautiful Equations On Earth. by simdam500(m): 8:40am On Jul 10, 2015
https://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/1373648040_Quadratic_Formula.jpg

This formula from ax2+bx+c

Always beautiful when I see the young one derive it...

Nice one op
Science/TechnologyRe: Humans Have Less Than 200yrs To Survive On Earth--- Stephen Hawking by simdam500(m): 8:35am On Jul 10, 2015
I doubt

CultureRe: Some Legendary Nigerian Pictures And Quotes by simdam500(m): 8:03am On Jul 10, 2015
See photos.... wow... it's beautiful reading my country history smiley
RomanceRe: 10 Ways Ladies Behave When They Are No Longer Virgins by simdam500(m): 8:00am On Jul 10, 2015
Read
PhonesRe: Confirmed : Innjoo Lagos Office Has Been Shut Down By NCC by simdam500(m): 11:37pm On Jul 09, 2015
Injoo

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