₦airaland Forum

Brainmytool:
As with the topic, which perfume have you used that is very good for you. Can you recommend this perfume to friends.

Mine is Fragrance World Brown Orchid. For male, At 12k. Its so good and i can recommend it to any male out there. As a man always use Rexonna or Nivea for men accompanied by this perfume.

So whats urs and the price?

Please brotherly, can you recommend any good Rexonna or Nivea cream for my brown/chocolate skin. Please, the one that won't bleach me.

Eraser33:
Don't let the anger of God strike hard on you. From my post, does it look like I voted for Bubu?

Idiot if you aren't expecting anything from the dullard, why then are you disappointed?
People who are wise and don't vote never expected anything from the clown. But hey, Big fool, I know you voted for him, I dnt need to lay more curse on you, God has purnish you enough 🤣🤣

legitnow1:
IF YOU COMPARE THE PRICE OF FOOD, GAS, PETROL AND CLOTHES IN 2015 TO TODAY, YOU WILL BE SCREAMING HOW DID IT GET HERE.



EVEN THE PRICE OF NAIRA TO DOLLAR IN 2015 AND NOW, WILL SHOCK YOU.


THAT IS HOW BAD BUHARI IS AND NOT JUST THAT, IF THEY TELL YOU THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE THAT HAVE DIED FROM 2015 TO NOW, YOU WILL BE SHOCKED.



WE ARE NOT EVEN ADDING THOSE BY HERDSMEN OR BANDIT, WE ARE TALKING OF NIGERIANS THAT DIED OF HARDSHIP.


YOUNG PEOPLE THAT WERE POSTING HERE ON NAIRALAND IN 2015.



BOTH THOSE THAT SUPPORTED BUHARI AND THE GEJ TILL 2019, ARE ALL DEAD.

Nigerians deserve worst than this

sofeo:
He actually knows that himself.

If not for the fact that many Nigerians are gullible and illiterates.

We thank God for Jagaban anyways.

You are thanking God for his pro max version 🤣

Eraser33:
I'm not God, let God decide your fate. Your economic policies are always inimical and detrimental to the interests of the masses, u killed lots of Businesses, people lost their jobs, children dropped out of sch, parents changed their wards from private to public schools due to outrageous hike in fees. People committed suicide due to hardship, wives left their husbands and went into prostitution due to hardship u inflicted on us.
I'm a strong and hardworking bricklayer, but u turned me into a vegetable. No more jobs. People aren't building houses anymore due to lack of funds. My wife left me. My two kids became helpless. I got frustrated. Everything fell apart. I am here on Nairaland begging for help to see that my kids feed all due to your misgovernance, Buhari.
Baba, you disappointed me big time. You came like the Messiah but u performed abysmally poor. You came like a lion, but you're leaving like a sheep.

Somebody should pls check on my kids for me. I don't know if they are still alive. Shame has made me alienate myself from them

If you voted for Buhari, you deserve worst..

ugonology:
Good day brother,
The business center biz is an ever-green business domain in Nigeria, as long as people continue to do registrations, online applications, printing and photocopies.
It's a good thing you have the foresight of planning ahead, especially as the federal government moves aggresively to finally remove fuel subsidy.

I will suggest the following;

1) make sure you are using a prepaid meter [/b]for your electricity billings, NEPA and her agents will most likely increase the bills for those on estimated billing.

2) [b]please consider using laptops for your operations [/b]as they consume less power and come with a few hours of battery charge when there is power outage.

3) [b]integrate or add pos business to the business center. This with guarantee you a few thousand naira in profits daily and will go a long way in reducing your expenses.

4) buy paper, ink-colour, turner, staple pin and other stationaries in bulk from major dealers [/b]and if possible, buy for up to six months supply.
5) buy monthly data subscription plans, 3gig for 1 month preferably as you may not have much patronage in the first few weeks or months.
6) [b]buy your fuel yourself, refuse to deligate sensitive routine business purchases as hardship and crime rate will increase with increasing fuel price as well.

7) consider investing in solar panels if you can afford them, even a single cell and one panel will go a long way.

lastly, pray...flee fornication and commit the business in the hands of God.
You will succeed!

Thank you alot for this..I really really appreciate. All this means alot to me.

Please I will keep updating you as time goes on.

ugonology:
If Nigeria were to be used for locational context.....

1) with fuel price at 350naira and ambitiously chasing the post-subsidy mark of 700naira per litre.

2) with diesel price above 800naira on the litre

3) with a barrel of Brent crude below 100$ on the international market

4) with NEPA charging 25naira per kilowatt

5) with dollar exchanging at 750 for a dollar

6) with meaningless and poorly planned
government financial policies( cashless policy)

7) with central bank interest rates at 25%

with inflation rate above 22%

9) with rents (for shops and warehouses) increasing more than 50%

10)with the current highly desperate and criminal mindset of the average Nigerian employee

11) with a compromised judiciary

12) with almost assured and secured insecurity forecast s

10) with lots of uncertainty with the political future of the country.

It would be careless, almost madness to conceive the ideation of starting a business in this turbulent times of unprecedented uncertainties. Except the business is frying Akara in wuse market, please keep your job and stock food at home, the ride would be bumpy... winter is coming.

Please Great man, I solely need your advise and input. Please advise me as your younger brother.

Am about to go into business. Computer Business Center to be precise. The capital is there, have starting getting the equipment I will be needing.
Please what's your sincere input and advise in this as I will be depending 85% on fuel to run it and the longer I put off getting most equipment now, the more the increase of their prices.
Please what's your input. cause am scare and I don't have mentor or someone to guild me through.

PotatoSalad:
I lived in a face me house for few months during service before I moved to a better place.
It was so bad that people only visited me once hahaha. You had to pass 3 corridors and 2 corners before getting to my side 🤣. You pass through people cooking and doing their business.

When it rained, the walls got damp nd cold af.
Upon I like cleanliness, that wasn't the same case for my neighbors. My room was always neat but I dey kill roaches on a daily.
Obiagu, Enugu

I moved after 6 months.

hahahahhahhaha...omo you see that cockroach? aaahhhhhhh... every night, na pa! pa!! pa!!! for cockroach head

omo, we thank God for today. E no easy.. my babe of 4yrs dump my ass when she enter my face me I slap you crib

shaii, back then in school

Heroicvic:
Omo I was the one that posted this only for nairaland mods to bring it down

I'm seeing the exact content and I'm not even joking at all

See you in court @op and nairaland owner @seun

even you, you copied it from somewhere.

I saw this same exact content on facebook 2 weeks again

AllDModsAreMaad:
Opay o, that won't make me link that Opay to my BVN.

It is just an emergency account for receiving small payments during the peak of the cash crunch time.

I will wait till the deadline day and ditch the platform.
After all, things are improving.

Please is there any disadvantage using Opay?

JasonScoolari:
Save that money, fuel go soon reach 570/ltr

Hello, mind telling me why you said fuel go hit 570/ltr? how did you come to this? because I will be starting a business soon and I will have to fuel the business for about 10hours

Offpoint1:
Yeah, 2k Airtime to one princess who was trapped in Liberia, her father is very wealthy who left 10 Million dollars to her, but her wicked family tried to killed her, she ran to Liberia. She's a fugitive in Liberia, she was current with one pastor who was trying to helped her retrieved her money ($10m ) She saw my contact online and she likes and trust me that's why she's revealing all of these to me.

She wants me to send 20k to the pastor who's need of it to process some document. I should please never to reveal to anyone Mumu me starts begging for money upandan to save my beautiful princes so I can get married to her Thank God nobody get money to gimme then, I carry my last 2k buy airtime send give pastor (Mumu me, MTN dey liberia?) Since 2011 Till today I still dey wait for my princess in Liberia


Na ogun go kee Yahoo boys Dem use fine white picture disorient innocent me make me loose guard with yeye format

A week after this one, another invest 1k to get 10k and 5k to 100k, carry my savings of 5k to where I no no

As I dey laidiz, even heaven and hell no fit scam me again

Hahahahahahahahahaha.....oboy, see the way I burst laugh...

Emily22:
My business is just 3 years old and I make atleast 100k weekly

Honestly, there are times where by my losses will nearly kill me but since last year, I have >:. Been able to manage that part well

Thank you for this info...

Emily22:
Business ain't easy as it seems.

But if you study it well, good training and skills, there is 60% chance you will succeed.

But with full honesty, I worked for 3 years after graduation before I started my own business and I can tell u with full confidence to start a business at early age.

Presently, I am in my house watching arise tv while my staffs are working, the joy is topnotch unlike back then when I had to leave home as early as 5:30pm on a 120k job monthly with fear of not getting sacked.

You need a job to finance a business, but if you have the capital already, please start a business and quickly learn the failures and benefits of business asap.


I forgot, I was later sacked sha cuz they reduced our salary to 70k but thank my brain that I have saved enough already.

thanks for this... I have all the required capital, I have started buying the equipment i need to start my business but am so so scared.
someone told me to start early and fail early so as to quickly correct things but am still so scared.

Please at what age did you start your business and how was your failure or challenges like? if there is any.

ednut1:
Lol you dont have up to a million meaning you cant even justify going on trip that will cost you close to 1m. Also you cant get interview date till like late 2024 or early 2025 .

Greetings bro.
Please am curious to ask, why can't he get interview date still 2024?

NothingDoMe:
Nice. Special greetings to Edo and Benue folks. You guys rock.

have you see Edo result😀
You go dey hear "104, NO STRUCTURE"
"105, NO STRUCTURE"
"106, NO STRUCTURE"🤣🤣🤣
LP is clearing edo

Tinubuwins2023e:
Yes... Go and vote obi in Anambra. This is Lagos, a YORUBA land. You visitors can't dictate how we run our things here.

Update: You ipob miscreants can cry for all I care but you people are slaves and visitors in SW and there is nothing you can do about it. I wonder how igbos in Abuja behave themselves with there tail is between there legs but that stupid idiots behave like animals with dirty ugly arrogant behaviour because Yorubas are accommodating and free spirited. Stupid people

I curse the womb that held you for 9 wayward months.
It will never be well with your mother, the child before you and the child after you..

dfrost:
No contract whatsoever?

Nope..no contract

Hamachi:
Thank you for sheding more light on this. I fell victim out of ignorance and desperation. I hope people learn. In fact, do not drop a resignation letter at your current place of work until you have received an offer letter, and accepted the offer.

Please can you tell me why you said so? I really need to know because am about to resign from my current work and I wasn't given an offer letter. I have worked here for over 2years.

I don't have money (New note, 100 naira note or 50naira) to transport myself to work again..I may likely stop work this week cuz I can't have any access to physical cash💔

Johnholt909:
They did because first, I called her in the night yesterday about 9pm but she didn’t pick up my call and did not call back. About 9:30pm, I called her again but she switched off her phone.

Today, in the morning, she called me more than 10 times , the twelve time, I picked her call and she was crying on the phone, saying nothing happened between both of them. I am not stupid. I am not a wussy. What I wanna do now is to withdraw myself. Withdraw myself gradually from her. She’s already lost the game. It’ll take her a lot of time to get someone like me. Surely, it would.

Bro listen to me. take this from me as a person who has experienced what you are currently passing through and as a person that understand how you feel.

First, Believe your instinct because you know you babe more than the people here. If she is doing something unusual, trust your instinct.

An old nairalander once told me that a girl will likely cheat on you with the guy she always talk to you about. forget those talks of 'I don't like him. He is just a friend. He is not my type bla bla bla'. I went through all this only to find out she still slept with the said guy.

If that said nigga is like you or at least knows how to run things, bro, forget it, chances are there that they will both knack. An average number of girls will fall for an available guy who is always around her. There is barely anything you can do about it. But you can control how you feel and what happens next between you both.

Here is the mistake I made and what I learnt from my experience. Try your possible best to unplug any emotional connection you have with or for her temporary. NEVER, I repeat, NEVER EVER act needing and desperate to get her attention or know what she's upto or even try to get to know how she's coping with the nigga. If at all you have to know, NEVER act insecure. Don't explain much about your observation on her, or your fears, keep them to your self. Don't disturb her with too much calls and message.

This will put you in a safe position cause there are also chances that you can be wrong.

But start pulling your emotion off from that relationship E GET WHY

My mom is a trader
I go to her shop, collect any amount of money, and then transfer it to her account..This is what have been doing.

Anonymous6o6:
Let's be realistic, this suggestion is nice but not easy considering his situation or if I will be blunt with you, It is rather unrealistic!

- Remember he works for someone, he wouldn't want to jeopardize his position by teaching something outside what was given to him after all, he works in a cafe. Also he mentioned coding with his phone even though he works in cafe which means, they may be strict.
Your friend has a degree of freedom to be able to achieve what he did.

- It took your friend more than two years before leaving there, and his "many" ways of making money by making people click on a link isn't something that could happen now.

- Also, Op works 8am - 8pm, what time does your friend leave his place of work?. I have been in that position so he has tiny chance of hosting classes, that is, if his only day of rest is Sunday.

- Also, your friend earn way higher than him but I feel their experiences are different. I get the idea you are suggesting which is great but won't be easy.

you are very wise.

I am just like the "Friend" that nigga was talking about.

I work in a cafe too, my pay is 4x the pay of the o.p, i have a very high degree of freedom in my company, I have 2 personal laptop and 2 personal desktop computers all idle in my room. I have access to very single machine in my company being the senior instructor (Its not just a cafe, its a big company that have branches). I teach student in my company and am learning coding too because i have alot of time.

This is far not the same with the o.p so whatever that guy said above is surely or 90% not going to work for the o.p. especially diverting classes to online. We dnt tolerate that in my company. IT'S VERY WRONG!

Them no tell you may you forget the salary

Patrioticbreed9:
I had to login and reply to you.

You are very stupid

hahahhahahhhahahah....i had to login to laugh at your hilarious reply

As an A.P.C supporter, they will exchange it for us at the rate of N300 . So this one won't affect us.

southsouthking:
MTN Pulse, best package ever.
Pulse Point.
Night Bundle
Pulse Tuesday
Low tarrif.

Though they suck, but MTN still better than the rest network.

They are simply the best
Omo don redeem my own since day before yesterday

dontrulee:
This is a shit test and unfortunately, OP has failed.
From the way your girl types, she probably has some form of "mental disorder" she may or may not be aware of.

Why will a girl ask for breakup? Do you know the reason? It's because you're no longer valuable in her eyes, either she wants to stay alone, got some nigga she just met and wants to explore with or she wants to shit test you, any other reasons are derivatives of these three reasons above.

Op, you don't know what to do because you've been spellbound.
Do you want to marry her? I'll advise you shouldn't because the red flags are numerous!

She has ego issues, jealousy issues ( you know the funny thing about ladies is that they chat with multiple guys or allow multiple guys flirt with them but they want their boyfriends to be chatting with only them, (set awon werey, iku pa gbogbo yin!), She finds it difficult to apologize (this is a strong issue o) and these are few of the red flags.

When a girl initiates breakfast, 95% of the time, she's ready to change ships (if she's not already in one sef) or she wants to monkey branch.

You're confused Op because you've invested some resources into her already, it Will bite you in your skin to let it all slide!
All this bullshit about relationship doesn't make you happy, don't buy it. Why can't you create your own happiness?

In summary, enjoy your breakfast and be free as a bird, love yourself, engage multiple ladies, be the price, let ladies be taking care of you (if you want), don't just be centered on one lady alone except you've vetted her and she's worth it!

Bradford111 listen to this man.
I pass through what he said.
The bolded is what you should take seriously.

SPAMBOX7:
Shit test shit test. Op don fall yakata. Power about to change hands and balls about to be squashed

Omo this is one of the greatest mistake I made..
I was too reactive..
Chaaiii...d thing dey pain me till now
Anyway, I never get sense that time

Am thankful for the life and health of my family
Am thankful for my financial growth
Am thankful for the improvement in my life

Okay, here is mine.

Am too emotional or let me put it this way, i WAS TOO emotional. I used 'Was' because this aspect of me has been fixed.

Am not good at keeping up with spouse and people in general. We can be dating and I might at a time find it difficult (Occupied, Lazy, or just dnt care) to check you for a long time. This affected my communication in the relationships too., may be because am an introvert. Though, am still working on this.

Being an Introvert, I find social event difficult to partake. my ex love this due to the fact that she is that social kind of a person and I don't really get along with ladies who are way too social. Anything going out, having fun outside, birthday, going out on a date and all that, JUST COUNT ME OUT!!! I can do it once in a while or a blue moon. But every weekend? NO!!!

Am abit insecure. I love in full. I put all my ALL in a relationship. So if anything in the relationship is going sideways, I kind of develop insecurity especially if my instincts are right. But this has be fixed. At least 95%.

Hp
Sharp
and Konica
Thanks