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JasonScoolari:
Did the body odour ambassador GrabHisBalls?

I'm not sure if you're just dissing Tacha or you're inviting that evil girl with that Moniker to this thread!....

Na that one dey worry am?

he will trade all 225 of them for a single Copa america tittle so he'll graduate from "Asun" to a real "GOAT"

Olawaleyy036:
You nor dey alright

i dey my sound mind!
even Vaseline crew go vote the artist for president if him do am for them...

its like athletico Madrid have money o... Felix's signing fee was more than Griezman's sale price and yet they're still spending....
meanwhile arsenal,with there 45million pound budget is there pricing high school players for 15,000 pounds

Elukapendragon:
BBNaija won't allow us notice such great Talent





This is pure Class

If he can sketch a nude portrait of Tacha we'll give him our attention!

Tired ke?

does she think i went swimming with my shirt on?....

Hello Nairalanders,
My name is Simon and i'm an investor!

It took me about 2hours to learn the truth about financial freedom. you don't achieve that by living below your means,but by increasing your means!

My brother pays N2,000 monthly to play football with a local team at the stadium,while christiano Ronaldo gets paid more than $500,000 to play football... its not fair right?

I made a choice to invest and earn and that's what i do now. believe me, i earn money when i brush my teeth,take my bath and even when i have breakfast....smart choices! Davido gets paid to drink Pepsi on Instagram. i figured out how to get paid to eat my own breakfast in my own house!

I would like to offer two (2) gifts to you Nairalanders:
1. show you how to earn money by doing things you will normally do everyday.
2. invest in you by providing capital to finance any viable business of yours.

If you are interested, contact me via phone call/sms/what'sapp 08063058403.

Please note that i will not charge a dime for any information/service i give to you. If i find you interesting to work with,i'll invite you to my office and we'll do business.

Thank you!

Hello Nairalanders,
My name is Simon and yes i love food!

It sounded ridiculous when my cousin told me he gets paid to have breakfast. Doesn't it?
But then,survey sites pay people to answer simple questions about themselves, companies pay people to sample their products...i mean Pepsi pays Davido to drink Pepsi on Instagram...that's crazy!

I learned a fun way to get paid for:
1. brushing my teeth
2. having my bath
3. having breakfast
I'm so serious! I even get paid when my dad takes his breakfast(he doesn't know).

Do you brush your teeth everyday? (yes)
Do you intend to quit brushing your teeth anytime soon?(i guess not)
Would you like to get paid to have breakfast tomorrow?(why not?)
Then pick up your phone and call/sms/what'sapp 08063058403

Please note that you will be charged Zero Naira (N0.00K) for this information.
Enjoy your meals everyone!

Born2Breed:
Typical of a thug life.

Drugs
Drinks
Women of easy virtue
Gambling

I think say you wan add "weed"...i for clear your head with slap!

thesicilian:
What else do you have to offer? You definitely can't be in academics with your kind of grammar.

You wicked sha...

It's like she has hired a new stylist!

that's how people will be reading my signature and ignoring it....

let me bless you!

Oloshoism no be work!

it's the girls that were opening legs for you i blame!
them don see celebrity na....

Ritaokafor:
lwkmd. Guy,u are very wicked o.

Have you not bought cheap rice there before?

Even celebrities don dey fear?

laff wan kee me!

thesicilian:
She'll soon become a Nairaland star.

I swear!

these people are only popular on nairaland

muykem:
Trump is disgracing America every where.

leave that thing. the man is right!

you cant come from your shithole country and dictate to americans how to govern there land. if you knew better why did you leave your own country in the first place?

ladilawal82:
Learning incantations while eating strange (foreign) food is a waste of time

It's like you're one of "us"

that's a TRUE friend!

i wish Atiku would drop his "server" dreams and celebrate Buhari like this.....

grayht:
Amazing...
Waiting for Nairaland Mods to move this thread to fp with their joypad!

10years ban loading!

10years from now,she'll be introduced to her own "fat oyinbo"

mamajj17:
Not all Pussy my dear, some are reserved

i'm afraid you are greatly mistaken!

Apus:
I can't even remember my account number. Na who chop belleful dey save.

who wan gree Belleful?

na to chop dey go o....abi you know when the next meal go show?

kenedy175:
Who knows where i can buy cheap bag of rice biko

Yaba left!

cheap rice plenty there...

ladilawal82:
We'll help you magnify this but once you receive the money, you'll do well to refund all your "magas" too

Maga that have been chopped cannot be unchopped!

Yuceeluv:
Nope! Not jackye maybe mercy,khaffi or Diane buh not jackye

Una bin go the same primary school?

Hintona:
I see nothing wrong here
she is training her kid to be an independent, resourceful woman.

that means you can send your child to go and hawk purewater or groundnut after school abi?
i can't believe this is coming from you!

Bgcentz:
My brother stole more than that from me it pains me I almost hit him but it wount solve anything. I just l et him be cause I know he needed it

that's why politicians will keep robbing us of our commonwealth and you'll be sitting there like bag of garri.

i don't support violence and child battery!

tammyboy1:
ordinary bbn, you no fit win, na election

Lord!!!

What savagery?!

Cioccolata:
[color=#008080]Please ladies —
If you are not carrying melons or pawpaw,
Pity us and close that cleavage. [/color]

On behalf of the Vaseline crew, i'll like to say...

Ijawwomaninoyo:
What is do the two of you that you wan make people laugh to death?

Nigerians need some comic relief in this trying times!