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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Ties Bride & Groom With A Rope At The Altar (Photos) by Simpledude0847(m): 7:22pm On Dec 20, 2017

dainformant:
This is new. The popular wedding verse which says 'What God has joined together' - was literally demonstrated during a recent wedding in Nigeria. According to the social media user who shared the unusual photo, the couple were tied and joined together with a rope by the pastor as he sealed their union at the altar by praying for them.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/12/pastor-ties-couple-together-altar-wedding-ceremony-photo.html

Can't people just be normal again? As in normal like normal? which one is the rope again? The pastor needs to have his head examined. The couple will be remembered this way. Such a shame

Crime › Re: "I Caught My Brother Sexually Abusing My Daughter" - Lady Narrates by Simpledude0847(m): 7:00pm On Dec 20, 2017

pocohantas:
I foresee a generation of paranoid parents.

The situation has really reached an alarming level. On FP today was a man who was abused as a child, some guy made a sexual comment at his daughter and he drove straight to wherever to beat him up.

It's well...

I read that story and I must commend the guy.. There are many weirdos out there and I think the religious houses should also join in this crusade. Yes, there will be a lot of paranoid parents but if that is part of the sacrifices they would make, being paranoid and all that, so be it. These kids must be protected at all cost.

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Crime › Re: "I Caught My Brother Sexually Abusing My Daughter" - Lady Narrates by Simpledude0847(m): 6:45pm On Dec 20, 2017

pocohantas:
It's always someone close. Househelps, aunties, uncles, relatives, sunday school teacher, [home lesson] teacher...

Kids are not safe anymore.
Who do we trust now?

The situation has reached an alarming level. Parents should start teaching these kids about sexual abuse i.e Don't let anybody touch your body, if anybody touches you, shout e.t.c

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Car Talk › Re: Man Redesigns An Abandoned Peugeot 504 In Enugu (Photos) by Simpledude0847(m): 5:34pm On Dec 20, 2017

Angelanest:
see more >>> https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/12/man-transforms-old-abandoned-peugeot-504-car-enugu-see-incredible-photos.html

Our brothers from the East are talented!!!!!!!!!!

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Romance › Re: Pre-Wedding Pictures Of Couple Who Met During NYSC by Simpledude0847(m): 5:15pm On Dec 20, 2017

elbukaze:
More pictures

Congrats bro. All the very best

Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Proposes To Her Crush On Twitter (Photos) by Simpledude0847(m): 5:01pm On Dec 20, 2017

NigeriaNewsDeck:
A beautiful Nigerian lady identified as Tolu @T_oluwani took to twitter yesterday to share her a love for her twitter crush identified as KinG NomSo @ani_nomso. Tolu who is a Biologist and Photographer shared her deep heart feelings after King Nomso shared a very cute picture of him with a funny caption.

So many reactions pulled out from this. The duo are currently still sharing their feelings for each other on twitter. Meanwhile, so of King Nomso crush ain't happy about this.

Source: http://newscantell..com.ng/2017/12/adorable-nigerian-lady-proposes-to-her.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

No long thing. Na in this era ladies go dey take man form yanga? grin

Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Proposes To Her Crush On Twitter (Photos) by Simpledude0847(m): 4:49pm On Dec 20, 2017

NigeriaNewsDeck:
A beautiful Nigerian lady identified as Tolu @T_oluwani took to twitter yesterday to share her a love for her twitter crush identified as KinG NomSo @ani_nomso. Tolu who is a Biologist and Photographer shared her deep heart feelings after King Nomso shared a very cute picture of him with a funny caption.

So many reactions pulled out from this. The duo are currently still sharing their feelings for each other on twitter. Meanwhile, so of King Nomso crush ain't happy about this.

Source: http://newscantell..com.ng/2017/12/adorable-nigerian-lady-proposes-to-her.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

She stopped fooling herself ;Df.

Celebrities › Re: I Don’t Know What Hustling Is - DJ Cuppy (Video) by Simpledude0847(m): 3:21pm On Dec 20, 2017

KIDKKY:
Nigerian music producer and the daughter of Nigerian billionaire Femi Otedola, popularly known as DJ Cuppy has revealed on LindaIkejiTV that she doesn't know what hustling is.

Some netizens were so surprise after the billionaire's daughter who is single-handedly promoting her song "GREENLIGHT' featuring Tekno, don't know what hustling is.

She wrote;

Apparently, I Don’t Know What Hustling Is � ... I Work SO Hard, But This Seems To Be The General Perception... What Do You Guys Think?! ��‍♀️ Cc: @LindaIkejiTV

Watch video: https://www.instagram.com/p/Bc7Dk1tFQcY/?taken-by=cuppymusic

Source:http://www.thomasloaded.com/2017/12/i-dont-know-what-hustling-is.html

This is definitely stating the obvious.

Politics › Re: About 87 People Enter Lagos Per Hour On Daily Basis ―commissioner by Simpledude0847(m): 2:11pm On Dec 20, 2017

sarrki:
http://www.tribuneonlineng.com/lagos-deficit-3-million-housing-units-%e2%80%95commissioner/

Now, we know one of the sources of the population explosion. But this is damn! Per hour? No wonder we have 6/8 people sleeping in a room and some in open places.

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Romance › Re: Queen Farcadi, Ghanaian Prostitute: "I Earn Over N2.3m Monthly, I'm Not Ashamed" by Simpledude0847(m): 1:52pm On Dec 20, 2017

Alleged amount right? Cos it hasn't been confirmed. Well, I made more than that Hoeing around also - D**king ladies. Who will talk say I dey lie? Or na una money grin

Crime › Re: Policemen Arrest Man For Not Having Receipts Of 2 Mobile Phones On Him (Photo) by Simpledude0847(m): 8:49am On Dec 20, 2017

ChangeIsCostant:
A man was allegedly arrested by police operatives for not being able to "produce receipts for the two phones on him". According to an online report, the man was in a cab to Rivers State University for a meeting before he was allegedly arrested by officers of the "Operation Delta" Police, Mile One division in Rivers state.

The policemen allegedly took the man into custody "for possession of two cellphones without receipt".

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/12/man-allegedly-arrested-rivers-not-producing-receipts-2-phones-photo.html

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Lady Reveals She Slept With A Manager During An Interview And Got The Job! by Simpledude0847(m): 8:40am On Dec 20, 2017

Amagite:
A young lady, Jania has taken to Twitter to reveal how she got her new job!

According to her, she had sex with the manager and walked away with a new job! She wrote;

"Had a job interview today, bleeped the manager and walked out with a new job making 7.25/hour & Y’all still asking y’all parents for money. Can’t relate"

https://www.lailasblog.com/lady-reveals-slept-manager-interview-instantly-got-job/

Cc; lalasticlala

This is also an achievement. grin

Business › Re: Innocent Chukwuma, Innoson Motors’ Boss Hired Thugs To Attack Us - EFCC by Simpledude0847(m): 6:00pm On Dec 19, 2017

CrtlAltDel:
Stop embarrassing yourself.....

Wonder why EFCC couldn't do such with Lawal & Oke.. You sound more like the spokesperson of this lying govt and why you failed to see the sarcasm in the initial comment still surprises me. grin

Crime › Re: ''All Lesbians Should Be Raped, Because Dick Is Life'' - Linda Uju (Video) by Simpledude0847(m): 5:36pm On Dec 19, 2017*

WORDSENSEI:
Back to this ugly rat, how dare she make jokes out of a sensitive scourge like RAPE?

Politics › Re: Ayo Fayose And Wife, Feyisetan Fayose Celebrate 29th Wedding Anniversary by Simpledude0847(m): 5:29pm On Dec 19, 2017

Mrop:
Controversial Governor of Ekiti state Ayodele Fayose and his pretty wife celebrates 29years wedding Anniversary today and they are blessed with good children.

Gist from Praizeupdates

http://www.praizeupdates.com/governor-ayo-fayose-celebrates-29years-wedding-anniversary-today/

.. WOW! I love this.. Wish people could exercise a little patience. Most guys will stick by ladies who believed in them and stood by them. Most guys though, not all guys LOL

Education › Re: Mapoly Students Brutalized For Protesting Delay In Second Semester Exam by Simpledude0847(m): 5:22pm On Dec 19, 2017

Prudent5217:
I believe you are intellectual enough to handle the situation, please sir what do you suggest cos for the past 3 months, Dialogues has being made also promises made that never resulted to anything Meaningful. It easy for you to use the word intellectual aluta when you aren’t physically or mentally involved.

. Your Student Body can organize a press conference for a start (I don't know if they have done this). A well organised press conference (with both traditional & Online media present) is one of the best ways to attract positive attention to your cause. Through that, you present your case in an intellectual way as it gives you the avenue to appeal to those that matter. You can paint all those involved bad during the press conference and the onus on them to tell their sides of the story. Don't get me wrong, I am not condemning the act in its totality. The truth is that the state Govt might decide to close the school, they might get students arrested & prosecuted and come up with other draconian rules. In addition to that, a peaceful protest to NASS in Abuja with a letter of Petition will also speak volume. As I said, I have final year students as friends who are so eager to go for service. I wish you all the best bro.

Business › Re: Innocent Chukwuma, Innoson Motors’ Boss Hired Thugs To Attack Us - EFCC by Simpledude0847(m): 5:05pm On Dec 19, 2017

Yes, the hired thugs attacked you. They came in rented buses and numbered over a thousand. They had with them sticks, stones & cutlasses. and yes, they came to attack you at YOUR OFFICE. Nitwits

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Celebrities › Re: Williams Uchemba Shares Money On The Streets Of Lagos (Photos) by Simpledude0847(m): 5:02pm On Dec 19, 2017

Profcamsey:
Why broadcasting it? Smh. Unaccepted by God.

He shouldn't have made it public. More like a show off

Career › Re: Lawyer Who Posed With Buhari's Daughter In Hijab During Bar Programe Speaks.PICS by Simpledude0847(m): 4:50pm On Dec 19, 2017

WORDSENSEI:
Lmao. That's where you missed it. I was born into a Muslim family, had my Quranic graduation as far back as 2006.

Then I saw the light and became a freethinker. I hate religion as a whole. If Christians are found wanting too, I never hesitate to blast them.

Your Firdaus was silly to have done such BS from the outside, when she had not been called to bar. If she wanted to do such, she could have fought for the rights from the inside, after becoming a barrister.

What is wrong is wrong. Two hours of not using her hijab would not have denied her Al-Jannah, except she's found wanting in other facets of life. No be by covering head and having a venomous heart.

Do you even realise that by being rude to the benchers and insulting all that tried to convince her to do the right thing, she has committed a sin or does the Quran ask you to be rude to others?

On the scale of measuring sins, removing her hijab and cursing people are the same. Don't be stupid okay?

No truer words were ever spoken

Sports › Re: Rivers United Players Protest; Prostrate To Beg Wike (Photos) by Simpledude0847(m): 4:45pm On Dec 19, 2017

These thieves in Government have turned themselves to gods to be worshipped. No wonder those closer to them fail to tell them the truth. They have got deflated egos that need to be massaged.

Nairaland General › Re: Two Brothers Missing In Lagos Since Friday (Pictured) by Simpledude0847(m): 4:42pm On Dec 19, 2017

agarawu23:
These two brothers went missing after Friday jumat prayer last week around mile12 Lagos and are yet to be found.

If found, please take them to the nearest police station or call 08123502293.

By the grace of God, they will be found and returned home safely. The family is no doubt going through hell.

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Education › Re: Mapoly Students Brutalized For Protesting Delay In Second Semester Exam by Simpledude0847(m): 4:36pm On Dec 19, 2017

The guy with the bruised elbow wasn't brutalized. He fell from running on the tarred road. This is the kind of injury guys sustain while playing football. Those that know, know. Having said that, I feel for the students. I have friends there who have complained bitterly about the delay in writing the second semester exams. What I don't suggest is students staging protests, especially MAPOLY students. If care is not taking, most of these students will sleep in cells, get beaten, parents forced to sign undertaking before they are bailed out or in some unfortunate instances, get shot by trigger happy policemen. From the pictures, we could clearly see that the protest is no longer peaceful. What happened to intellectual aluta?

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Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Singer, Praiz Arrested By Sars Held At Ajah Police Station (pics) by Simpledude0847(m): 4:07pm On Dec 19, 2017

This is getting realer. I thought the IGP said they are carrying out reforms. angry

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Politics › Re: "$1bn Not For Anti-boko Haram War Alone" - Osinbajo Says by Simpledude0847(m): 3:50pm On Dec 19, 2017

anonimi:
You don't have to castigate an entire tribe because of one useless man, do you
Should someone else do the same for your own entire tribe?
Does that make sense to you? Is it a fair thing to do?

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3088738_img20151115154440_jpeg8f611b6c9cc8cd0928a56ef1049ea06d

I might be wrong in generalizing but going down history lane, we ( I am a Yoruba guy) have always been pawns in the scheme of things. You might prove me wrong though.

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Politics › Re: "$1bn Not For Anti-boko Haram War Alone" - Osinbajo Says by Simpledude0847(m): 3:22pm On Dec 19, 2017

This Pastor looks more like the real thief. Why is he always the foolish one to do the damage control? Yorubas' acting the pawn to Hausas grin

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Celebrities › Re: Thierry Henry Whispering Into 2face's Ear (Photo) by Simpledude0847(m): 3:20pm On Dec 19, 2017

CeoNewshelm:
Footballer Thierry Henry is still in Nigeria, On His Arrival he was given a Chieftain Title, 'The Igwe of Nigerian Football'

Caption this photo of Thierry Henry and Nigerian Hip hop legend, Tu Face...

What do you think he is telling him?

http://www.newshelmng.com/2017/12/caption-this-photo-of-thierry-henry.html

No wonder you just dey impregnate babes dey go

Politics › Re: Policemen Arrest SARS Operatives In Lagos (Photos) by Simpledude0847(m): 3:16pm On Dec 19, 2017

This is not a bad move and all we need is sustenance of this campaign. Despite having a legit work and moving about with my ID, I am always scared passing Berger/Ojota and even Ogba side. So much for Police is your friend.

Celebrities › Re: Olamide Live In Lagos Concert 2017 Affected By Improper Timing And Planning by Simpledude0847(m): 1:55pm On Dec 19, 2017

Most people boycotted the event at the last minute. I was supposed to go along with some friends but when we heard that the ugly looking Yomi SARS would perform, we just gave up. Though he didn't finally perform, the damage had been done. These musicians need to understand that they are a brand.

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NYSC › Re: Youth Corpers Clear Dump Site To The Surprise Of Oby Ezekwesili‏ by Simpledude0847(m): 1:05pm On Dec 19, 2017

Nobodys:
And who is insulting Muslims for wearing hijab....??.....these religious people sef..

That is how the bigots will see it.

Career › Re: Hijab & Law School: Muslim NSCIA To Protest, Threatens Legal Battles by Simpledude0847(m): 12:58pm On Dec 19, 2017

BeeBeeOoh:
http://dailypost.ng/2017/12/19/hijab-controversy-muslim-body-threatens-nationwide-protest/

NSCIA statement on 2015 massacre of Shiites? "It is a fundamental principle of Islam that you must obey constituted authority".

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Crime › Re: How My Brother Was Killed By SARS - Twitter User Narrates by Simpledude0847(m): 12:55pm On Dec 19, 2017

This is pathetic. When we spoke out against SARS, it wasn't because we were criminals or have skeletons in our cupboards. It was because we wanted to stop senseless waste of lives like this. We can only imagine what that family is going through. May God console them and bring to quick justice those who murdered him in cold blood.

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Politics › Re: Journalist Loyal To Adams Oshiomhole Brutalised At His Office Over N5m Loot(pics by Simpledude0847(m): 12:49pm On Dec 19, 2017

stephenduru:
As shared by Bona.....

'JUST IN

Bloodbath At Edo NUJ Over N5million Loot

Gang of 9 attack supporters of Chairman, Roland Osakue, forcibly enter Press centre, brutalize members and machete ONTV reporter, Gbenga.

Reports say this attack is connected with the unending saga of how the N5million gift to EDO NUJ was pocketed by 9 reporters as FRIENDS OF OSHIOMHOLE

More Details Later'

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/12/bloodbath-at-edo-nuj-over-n5million.html?m=1

See what they have turned the profession to. You can't separate between a thug and a journalist. That is why the polithiefcians will always have them in their pockets.

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