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Politics › Re: Happy 78th Birthday To Chief Olusegun Obasanjo GCFR (Baba Iyabo) by simplemach(m): 8:04am On Mar 05, 2015
ToyozzieTohBad:
Your dad is a wise BROKE MAN...your dad is nameless and when he dies..he will still he nameless...,, and if your dad is still a young man then your fore fathers are cowards...cos when OBJ was in the battle front...they were busy jumping fences... Eyin werey omo yi
swerve
Fashion › Re: Nairalander - Onyx Godwin pictures From his Make-up Project In School by simplemach(m): 8:01am On Mar 05, 2015
Fine woman. Fowl make you wait make all these alhajis catch you, na your nyash go tell you.
Family › Re: Her Husband Ogles Other Women....... by simplemach(m): 8:01am On Mar 05, 2015
Heheheheehehehhe, case is more serious than the most serious.
Romance › Re: Am 8 Months Older Than My Girl Plz Is This Age Range Right To Marry by simplemach(m): 8:00am On Mar 05, 2015
tomsugar:
Wao!!! How old are you guys
why do you ask? Anyway, in our late twenties.
Travel › Re: Pics: Ago Palace Way Road In Lagos: How Bad Could It Get? by simplemach(m): 7:57am On Mar 05, 2015
And this is exactly what they want to change the whole country to. Thank God they will not even smell victory.
Politics › Re: GEJ To Ride On Train From Abuja To Kaduna Before May 29 by simplemach(op): 7:55am On Mar 05, 2015
fiverrwin:
Thank God he will hand over
dont decieve urself, wether he wins or not, may 29 is handover day in the Nigerian constitution.
But incase you dont know, its Gej till bullet trains come to Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Can Buhari Rule Nigeria At 72??? by simplemach(m): 7:52am On Mar 05, 2015
NO
Politics › GEJ To Ride On Train From Abuja To Kaduna Before May 29 by simplemach(op): 7:50am On Mar 05, 2015
The President Mr Goodluck Ebele Jonathan has stated in his interview with kaakaki on AIT this morning that he will ride on the the new rail system from Abuja to Kaduna before the handover day May 29.
Education › Re: Police Shoot At Rioting Students In Rivers State Jamb Center by simplemach(m): 7:46am On Mar 05, 2015
Oooooh Nooooooo!
Politics › Re: Where Is Buhari ? by simplemach(m): 7:38am On Mar 05, 2015
On his sickbed somewhere in the UK. Likely to be discharged on friday.
Politics › Re: AIT KAKAKI; Jonathan, A Shivering President! by simplemach(m): 7:36am On Mar 05, 2015
jayonpoint:
[s]Why a con3 president can't talk with authority, sagacity, confidence n vigor? Hw did we boxed ourselves in this corner with this man called Jonathan?
[/s]
A result of joblessness
Romance › Re: Am 8 Months Older Than My Girl Plz Is This Age Range Right To Marry by simplemach(m): 7:33am On Mar 05, 2015
My girlfriend is about 10 months older than me. Now what do you say about this one?
Politics › Re: GEJ Now Live On AIT by simplemach(op): 7:28am On Mar 05, 2015
LordMecuzy:
What's the need of talking to Nigerians on AIT when over 60% of Nigerians don't have Phcn light like me right now... or shld I switch on my generator to watch my president speaking.. when I bought a litre @150 naira?
if u think listening to your president speak is not worth your #150 naira, then i think you must be one of those clamouring for change but dont want to take a step on their own.
Politics › Re: GEJ Now Live On AIT by simplemach(op): 7:18am On Mar 05, 2015
YouthsPC0:
GEJ Nigeria’s Best President ever


GOD Bless Nigeria

GEJ till 2019
wink wink wink
Nairaland General › Re: The Two Most Important Days Of Our Life Is by simplemach(m): 7:16am On Mar 05, 2015
Blackett:
The day I make my first million dollars and they day I make my first billion.
very very onpoint.
Politics › Re: GEJ Now Live On AIT by simplemach(op): 7:14am On Mar 05, 2015
midolian:
Live on AIT, ready to dish out lies to Nigerians as breakfast.
dont make me believ what i'm about to think
Politics › GEJ Now Live On AIT by simplemach(op): 7:10am On Mar 05, 2015
The president is presently granting an interview live on AIT. Whats your opinion on the matters as they unfold?
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Is A Crude Woman, Says APC by simplemach(m): 6:48am On Mar 05, 2015
lonelydora:
you turned it to a wall because light no dey transformer.
lol, no thats the way i want it this time.
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Is A Crude Woman, Says APC by simplemach(m): 6:29am On Mar 05, 2015
What they call her cant even stop me from voting her husband.
Haters can go hit their head against a wall (a strong one)
Politics › Re: President GEJ Live On AIT Kaakaki Programme Today by simplemach(m): 6:28am On Mar 05, 2015
Its GEJ till Buhari confesses his real country and not Nigeria.
Food › Re: Romantic Or Scary? Would You Eat This (photos) by simplemach(m): 6:05am On Mar 05, 2015
Person fit chop dis one carry belle ooooo!
Politics › Re: Happy 78th Birthday To Chief Olusegun Obasanjo GCFR (Baba Iyabo) by simplemach(m): 6:04am On Mar 05, 2015
The old fool gets older.
Politics › Re: Photograph: Governor Rotimi Amaechi Pictured Making A Woman's Hair by simplemach(m): 8:53pm On Mar 04, 2015
Which kind campain come be dis one na, or as their money don finish for adverts, now na voluntary work? Eyaaaa, i dey pity these people now. Waiting for Buhari to be pictured helping one hajia to fry AKARA all for campain. #APCisbankrupt.
Nairaland General › Re: Top 100 List Of Cute And Funny Handles On Nairaland by simplemach(m): 8:49pm On Mar 04, 2015
What have these people done.
Crime › Re: GANG RAPE: Suspected Cultists Rape 18-year-old Girl At Gunpoint In Bayelsa by simplemach(m): 8:15pm On Mar 04, 2015
What a pity
Politics › Re: Former Chief Justice’s Son Joins Terrorist Group ISIS by simplemach(m): 8:13pm On Mar 04, 2015
ellechrystal:
Yea right, Gej is indeed at fault,
Am sure he is d reason they r killing in iraq
He is d reason iraq's govt ve not been able to flush them.
He is d reason they r in Syria, lybia, Turkey etc
Wat a clueless n ignorant display
He is also d reason they ve been beheading American n British citizens n these countries ve not been able to wipe them, even with their sophisticated weapons n tech
He is also d reason ppl volunteer to fight for them especially Jihadist John.
Rubbish
pls dont mind those guys, they are bunch of brainwashed fools. One day, some idiots will blame GEJ for not performing well on their women.
Politics › Re: Former Chief Justice’s Son Joins Terrorist Group ISIS by simplemach(m): 8:10pm On Mar 04, 2015
jerseyboy:
GEJ is responsible. ISIS is feeding off his cluelessness.
how old are you...? you just talked like one of Buhari's cattles. SMH for you.
Politics › Re: Buhari Will Turn Nigeria’s Misfortunes Around,says Amaechi by simplemach(m): 6:16am On Mar 04, 2015
He should finish turning his own misfortunes around first.
Politics › Re: FFK Attacks Tinubu Again, Says He's A Drug Addict by simplemach(m): 6:13am On Mar 04, 2015
This man (Tinubu) fit finally run leave Naija for una ooo. This one wen une just dey open him nyash anyhow this days.
Politics › Re: Look At What A Police Officer Did To This Guy Because Of Fuel Scarcity by simplemach(m): 5:51am On Mar 04, 2015
Now, thats the Nigerian police style of arrest as we all saw in a topic posted here sometime ago. Here there's no value and respect for the human integrity.


https://www.nairaland.com/2149058/difference-between-nigerian-policemen-canadian
Celebrities › Re: Checkout Singer Waje's Daughter.. Pretty Lady. by simplemach(m):
Teenage what...! jeez, and she is not married.
Celebrities › Re: Man To Spend 6-months In Jail, Gets 240 Lashes For Kissing In Public by simplemach(m): 11:15pm On Mar 03, 2015
Jaypea98:
Why should he? FFK has committed more grevious offences than this fellow He .is a lucky man
what has FFK done to you now...?

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