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Politics › Re: 30 Soldiers Monitor Tinubu's Ikoyi Home by simpleseyi: 7:03pm On Feb 10, 2015
If Goatluck Egbere Jonadaftis not a bastard like Doyin Oku-igbe the senior bastard, let him send soldiers to Buhari's home, then we shall start counting how many days/nights Mr & Mrs Jonathan will spend in Aso Rock. Obviously, the is the beginning of the end of Jonathan, his advisers are finally pushing him into the pit which is their original plan.
Politics › Re: Aljazeera Called Our President Badluck Jonathan by simpleseyi: 6:51pm On Feb 10, 2015
BankManager:
Insulting the president of
your country isn't the mark of one
with positive CHANGE in mind. That's
hypocrisy!!

125 Almajiri schools plus 25 under
construction
,taking our children off
the streets..and you say President Jonathan is badluck??
You are celebrating 125 plus 25 schools for the whole of 19 northern states. Lagos state has more than 800 public secondary schools and more than 1000 public primary schools.
Politics › Re: Disqualification: Buhari Reject Court’s Orders Of Service by simpleseyi: 6:14pm On Feb 09, 2015
psucc:
And that's the man someone wants as President.

Rejects court orders. What will he not do then if elected.
A federal high court ordered that Obasanjo should not print or circulate his book "My Watch'. Obasanjo told the court to go to hell, and Obasanjo printed, lauched, circulated and sold the book. What did the court do? Buhari is rejecting the court summon, what would you and the court do? e the masses have rejected the summon, it therefore stands rejected.
Politics › Re: Buhari Passed Cambridge/ WASC Examination In 1961, General Aliyu Gusau by simpleseyi: 6:02pm On Feb 09, 2015
This is Jonathan appointed Minister of Defense speaking in favour of General Muhammadu Buhari the people's General. I hope that Jonathan Ebele is not expecting this same Minister to stand and defend him(Jonathan) if and when the military boys decide to throw him (Jonathan) out of Aso Rock when we the masses start our mass protest against the clueless Otueke fisherboy. IBB has said that today's soldiers "are boys to our boys".
Politics › Re: Buhari Flies In A Private Jet Bought With Stolen Money by simpleseyi: 5:56pm On Feb 09, 2015
So Buhari flies in just one private jet! I think he needs to up his game. Ebele Jonathan flies in 11 , yeah you heard me right, eleven executive jets bought with your money and my money. Buhari needs to realize that stealing is not corruption, so Buhari should go and steal money to buy 10 more jets in order to compete with our dear Goatluck Jonathan.

#GeneralMarch4Buhari - GMB
Politics › Re: INEC To Postpone 2015 Elections For Six Weeks by simpleseyi: 12:29pm On Feb 07, 2015
Jonathan and PDP started campaigning over a year ago, while Buhari and APC started campaigning some months ago. Yet Jonathan and PDP are afraid of elections. Now, Jonathan and PDP have given more time for Buharism to grow and germinate in our minds. Jonathan and PDP were going to get about 35% votes if election holds on Febuari 14th, but with 6 weeks extension, Jonathan and PDP will get less than 20% vote. Jonathan that could not defeat Boko Haram for several years is now planning to wipe them out in just 6 weeks. Same story, different grammar.


APC - CHANGE
Politics › Re: B-R-E-A-K-I-N-G N-E-W-S- Election Postponed!!! by simpleseyi: 12:28pm On Feb 07, 2015
Jonathan and PDP started campaigning over a year ago, while Buhari and APC started campaigning some months ago. Yet Jonathan and PDP are afraid of elections. Now, Jonathan and PDP have given more time for Buharism to grow and germinate in our minds. Jonathan that could not defeat Boko Haram for several years is now planning to wipe them out in just 6 weeks. Jonathan and PDP were going to get about 35% votes if election holds on Febuari 14th, but with 6 weeks extension, Jonathan and PDP will get less than 20% vote.


APC - CHANGE
Politics › Re: Sambo Says PDP More Muslim Friendly Than APC by simpleseyi: 8:11am On Feb 05, 2015
Samboribodo is very right. We all know this before. But the dummy should make the clarification, PDP is not just Islamic but Boko Haramic. We all know that Boko Haram is PDP and PDP is Boko Haram.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo And Buhari While Commissioning Warri Refinery In 1978 (Photo) by simpleseyi: 8:09am On Feb 05, 2015
Buhari was the Minister of Petroleum Resources in 1978, Buhari and Obasanjo built refineries. Allison Ojo-Maduekwe has been the Minister of Petroleum Resources under Goatluck Jonathan for several years now. Allison Ojo-Maduekwe and Goatluck Jonathan have been destroying the refineries that Buhari and Obasanjo built.
Politics › Re: Soludo Identifies Another N8.6trillion Missing Under Okonjo Iweala by simpleseyi: 7:58am On Feb 05, 2015
TechRev:
I don't understand. How much is Nigeria's budget? Is soludo saying FG is under budgeting or what?
You are very right, the Federal Government has been under budgeting. For example, for the year 2012, the Federal Inland Revenue Services collected about 5 trillion naira in taxes while the government budgeted 4.8 trillion. This means that revenue from taxes alone can take care of the budget. So, what happens to revenue from oil, solid minerals, sales of government enterprises, agriculture e.t.c.. All the money is in the accounts of our 5 presidents as named by Obasanjo namely Okonjo-Iwealla, Stealer Odua, imPatience Sheppopo, Allison-Madueke and Goatluck Jonathan. The below is a link to the Federal Inland Revenue Service site where revenue collected are listed.

Sanusi Lamido Sanusi said it then, now Soludo the solution is saying it. Only the big cheek Okonjo-Iwealla is singing a different song. The other fool currently called CBN governor Godwin Emefiele is just a puppet, he is there to get his share of the trillions. Ask Zenith Bank workers where Godwin Emefiele was MD, they will tell you that Godwin Emefiele has always been a financial crook like the disgraced former UBA MD Akeem Bello-Osagie

http://www.firs.gov.ng/Tax-Management/Pages/Tax-Revenue-Statistics.aspx
Politics › Re: Sambo Replies Soludo, Opposition; "Only 100,000 Barels Stolen Daily"- Sambo by simpleseyi: 1:14pm On Feb 04, 2015
simple seyi: If you are the true son of your father, meet me under Ojuelegbe bridge by 7:00pm today. I will show you why crude oil Stealing is same as Corruption. I will be standing by the Youth Corps statue.
omonnakoda:
Wetin u go wear huh
I can see you want to come with Flets. I love three-some. I will be wearing black boxing shorts, black arm-less top, black teeth guide, black head guide and black boxing gloves. I will also come with an ambulance to help you get to LUTH in time after I must have humiliated and completely destroyed the two of you and other PDP.
Politics › Re: Buhari Fights Corruption With Violence And Dehumanisation, 2 Wrongs Can Never Ma by simpleseyi: 1:01pm On Feb 04, 2015
uniquefidel1991:
Years later, General Buhari marched all the way from Daura to Ibadan to demand of Oyo State Governor, Lam Adeshina: “Why are your people killing my people?” Again, he was not referring to Nigerians as his people. Instead, he was an advocate for the rights of murderous Fulani herdsmen who killed Yoruba farmers that objected to their cattle grazing on their land and damaging their crops.
That is a man that loves his people asking why his people are being killed. Jonathan has never gone to the North to ask why Northerners kill Southerners including his fellow Ijaw drunks.


uniquefidel1991:
Anti-corruption hypocrisy: Buhari does not know what corruption means and how to fight it. He became Nigeria’s Head of State through the corruption of a coup d’état and he then tried to fight corruption with corruption. Imposing retroactive decrees and killing Nigerians under them is corruption. Putting an Igbo vice-president in Kirikiri, while placing the Fulani president under palatial house arrest, is corruption.
How do you expect him to treat a vice president who stacked millions of dollars in his house? Do you expect Buhari to give Alex Ekweme an award just because the money he stole is not up to the price of a Peugeot car? Recall that Buhari placed the Fulani president under house arrest and not presidential pardon and senatorial ticket like Jonathan did to ASP Alams his senior partner in looting.
Politics › Re: Sambo Replies Soludo, Opposition; "Only 100,000 Barels Stolen Daily"- Sambo by simpleseyi: 12:52pm On Feb 04, 2015
Flets:
For APC dumbos

300kd is shut-in production due to vandalized pipelines and ageing production facilities. It is not stolen crude..... but rather unproduced crude seating beneath the soil surface

100kd is still lost to bunkering which efforts are ongoing to end it. This amount compares to 350kbd theft under Obj.

Any certificateless illiterate who mentions 400kd oil theft again will be shot in the head. .....Last warning.
If you are the true son of your father, meet me under Ojuelegbe bridge by 7:00pm today. I will show you why crude oil Stealing is same as Corruption. I will be standing by the Youth Corps statue.
Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Attack Bus Passengers At Ore - Pictures by simpleseyi: 8:32am On Feb 04, 2015
wilsondave:
all this Fulani people sa. nawa o.......

all they know is to steal, kill and destroy.......

and one Fulani aboki is aiming to become the next president.

just joking o cause I know politicians on NL will attack me now especially aboki supporters lol.....

quote me and type rubbish and see how thunder will fire you.
One Ijaw drunkard is paid to provide security for his employers (the masses), instead, he has been using security to rig elections in Ekiti, Osun, e.t.c. while more than 200 girls are still in Sambisa forest and the masses are not safe anywhere. We are waiting for him on Valentines day.
Politics › Re: Nkem Owoh – ‘I Will Never Forgive Buhari For Killing My Brother' by simpleseyi: 2:05pm On Feb 03, 2015
okpurukata:
And May you and yours be treated in same manner. Amen!!!!
His family members are not drug pushers like yours. Tell Nkem Owoh that if he, his remaining family and relatives join the drug trafficking trade, they shall all be shot. Drug destroy destinies, destroy drug pushers before they destroy destinies.
Politics › Re: Certificate Forgery: Presidency Urges Buhari To Clear His Name by simpleseyi: 9:50pm On Jan 31, 2015
Muhammadu Buhari, the people's General just informed that his certificate has been carted away into Sambisa forest by Boko Haram. please tell Goatluck Jonathan and his security chiefs to help get the certificate from Sambisa forest.
Romance › Re: What Do Women Want For Valentines Day ?? by simpleseyi: 8:50pm On Jan 31, 2015
For my Valentine, I want General Muhammadu FeBuhari, the people's general.
Politics › Re: I Will Turn 17 On February 20: Wish Me Goodluck by simpleseyi: 5:08pm On Jan 31, 2015
I wish you the very best of luck and not goodluck because goodluck is synonymous with imPatience Sheppopo's husband name. Your future shall be better than your past. You shall live to see your children's children. Amen
Politics › Re: APC Withdrew From Presidential Debate To Save Buhari From Shame — Okupe by simpleseyi: 10:09pm On Jan 29, 2015
I will wait till you change your name before I start taking you serious again, recall that you promised to do this if APC lasts up to a year. Please keep this promise first to prove that you are not a nonentity as I currently think. Please don't inherit promise and fail from your paymaster Jonadunce.

Your paymaster Jonadunce ran away from 2011 presidential debate, so FeBuahri is just repaying you fools back in your own coins notes.


Please can someone post FFK's vomit on the same topic? What about Olisa Methuselah?
Politics › Re: APC Should Let Buhari Seek Medicare Abroad - Ayo Fayose by simpleseyi: 7:36am On Jan 29, 2015
Nigerians of all tribes have been very bad to we Yorubas. Several of our sons are running mad and Nigerians are clapping for them. Is that good? I thought we are all one. Doyin Okupe is already nakked at the market square, Reuben Abati lost it a long time ago, FFk ran away from the psychiatric hospital without doctors' approval, now it is Fayose that has begun to tear his own clothes and Nigerians are hailing him. There is Godu ooooo. Please help us nah, help tie these our prodigal sons before they get knock down and crushed by the train of CHANGE.
Politics › Re: AIT Takes Down Online Poll Where Buhari Was Trouncing Jonathan by simpleseyi: 1:12pm On Jan 28, 2015
sampeyo:
SECRET: During Babangida Regime, he sold Nigeria to (Organisation of Islamic Conference) OIC" in other to islamize nigeria with an agreement. That OIC will be supporting Nigeria Financial & materialy to accomplish their Mission. And every year nigeria will be paying interest to OIC. So from IBB's regime nigeria has been paying, until 1999 Obasanjo who is a Christain came & stopped it for 8yr's of his Tenure. Then 2007 Yara'dua came in & paid the outstanding depth of OBJ to OIC, with an interest & apology, he also paid his own from 2007 - 2010 & died. Goodluck Jonathan came in & Stop it for 6yr's now! And OIC constitution said that any member Nations that Stoped, this payment for 10yr's, will be Automatically Excommunicated! Now GEJ has ruled nigeria from 6th may 2010 - 2015. He is seeking for 2nd Tenure that will make it 10yr's. So that Nigeria will be delivered from the Blood sucking Islamic Religion. Thats why APC presidentail candidate Buhari has been fighting to rule nigeria since OBJ's regime till date. Remember Nigeria 100yr's centenary was in 2014. And any Religion that start to rule from this 2015 will take dominion till the next 100yr's. Note: I am not campaigning for GEJ, But I am just revealing a secret to my fellow Christains to Vote for Religion. Forget BokoHaram. OIC masterminded it to distract us, it will soon be over. Nigeria did not have the monopoly of Terrorism, Irag, Iran, Afganistan, Egypt, Parkistan, Quate, somalia etc. All this Nation has been fighting Terrorism since 80s yet... Dont personalize this secret please! make sure you send it to all your friends & everybody around. May God bless you, As you will Vote for a Christain President in Nigeria Election - 2015. Remember God will judge you for using you thumb to dig the Grave of his Church - CAN.
This guy has given another definition to cluelessness. I thought GEJ is the synonym of clueless. This guy has proven me wrong. For your information, if your brain can interpret this, GEJ attended the meeting of OIC member countries as a full member last year to represent you and I. Muhammadu Buhari never attended as a member, maybe as an observer because Nigeria was just holding observer status then . If this is your reason for wanting to vote GEJ, then you are thinking in opposite direction. GEJ attended OIC meeting while Buhari did not. So, if OIC is giving you nightmares, do not vote GEJ because if you do, he will not only attend OIC meeting, he will make Nigeria and executive there.
Politics › Re: Moslems Campaign In Mosque But Christians Are Highly Criticized For Doing So by simpleseyi: 7:08pm On Jan 27, 2015
Muslims have been campaigning for Jonathan na. Namadi Samboribodo said that Buhari has selected a pastor who owns about 5000 churches as runnning mate, so Muslims should not vote for Buhari. Is that not a campaign by Muslims for PDP. I now understand why Namadi Samboribodo was never allowed to speak, Goatluck Jonathan discovered that Namadi Samboribodo's brain got burnt with his (Sambo) certificates.
Politics › Re: Anti-buhari Adverts: What Is Wrong With This Advert by simpleseyi: 6:54pm On Jan 27, 2015
Samchelsea:
so far the concept/message intended has been passed across then the rest is history
Were you imPatience Jonathan's classmate or you are one of Goatluck Jonathan's students? Would you write the nonsense you are defending in an exam? The slowpoke called FFK call himself a lawyer, simple English, he cannot "spoke". While FFK's mates were in class, he was on the bed with Bianca. I did not say this, FFK himself told the world.
Politics › Re: Beautiful Write Up By Iyke Nwambie "Strange Gang-up By Rtd. Generals "AgainstGEJ by simpleseyi:
pekeyim:
1. Why must these men who ought to be enjoying their retirements with grace like General Gowon is doing, (having contributed immensely to the sub-optimal state of the Nigerian nation) be allowed to continue to dictate their selfish and short-sighted preferences to us?

2. What is the wisdom in voting for a Buhari who never showed strong leadership even as a Military head of state suddenly become the toast of these Generals?

3. Why should General Babangida who toppled General Buhari for incompetence be listened to at this time?

4. Does General Buhari understand a lick of what is going on in the world today?

5. How can Nigeria command the respect of the outside world with a Buhari who is better-known for entrusting leadership on his subordinates?
Please pardon my brief answers, I am used to objectives questions.

1. Mandela became South Africa president after 70 years. Nnamdi Azikwe and Obafemi Awolowo contested for the presidency after 70 years. Several past world leaders got to the position after 70 years. Use google if your laptop battery is charged because I am sure there has not been light in your area for several days now due to the FRESH AIR. An old responsible man will always be more useful than a young world-known irresponsible drunk.

2. Buhari has always shown strong leadership even before he became the head of state. When some riffraffs from Chad Republic tried to stray into Nigeria's territory during Shagari's regime, it was Buhari who personally headed the destruction of the insurgents, Buhari pushed them far into Chad's region and even created a buffer at the border. Even Maitasine insurgents who were more or less like the current Boko Haram started going crazy and destroying lives and properties during Buhari's regime, Buhari personally flew into the hot area where the insurgents were maiming and killing, my brother, that was the end of Maitasine. The Maitasine were totally wiped out. Your young world-known responsible drunk has been drinking ogogoro in Aso-Rock for about 8 or 9 months since Chibok girls were kidnapped, your C-in-C only stepped into Borno State when he wanted to campaign for votes. He dare not go near Sambisa forest. He does not have the balls, his wife imPatience Sheppopo will not allow him take that risk.

3. IBB and Abacha did not topple Buhari because Buhari was incompetent, instead, IBB and Abacha toppled Buhari because Buhari was not listening to their selfish advises. Recall that Abacha once said that they (Abacha and IBB) regretted their action, Abacha went on to beg Buhari to head the PTF. If you can't see any PTF project in your area, then you have eyes problem, borrow one of ImPatience Sheppopo's glasses, she carries two glasses around.

4. If you think that Buhari does not understand what is going on around the world, then ask Jonathan why his Minister for Information called Labaran Maku said that Jonathan brought Facebook to Nigeria, even my grandmother is not that ignorant.

5. You said that Buhari is better-known for entrusting leadership on his subordinates, this is why it is called government, it is a group work by everybody. The Vice-President position is not ceremonial like Jonathan was doing in Yar'Adua's regime. This is even better than your world-known drunk who entrusted leadership in his illiterate wife? imPatience Jonathan selected PDP governorship candidate in Rivers, Bayelsa, Cross-Rivers states, she even tried the same thing in Oyo state. When Maitasine was messing up in Buhari's regime, he did not just sit in Lagos and ask the Chief of Defence Staff to fight Maitasine, he (Buhari) flew into the trouble zone himself and that was the end of Maitasine, your young drunk was drinking in Aso-Rock while imPatience Sheppopo Jonathan called the meeting of Service Chiefs, WAEC Officials, School heads, Commissioners e.t.c just to say 'Chai Chai Dere is Godu oooo'

Please make somebody give me cold pure water, no be sapele or otueke water oo. I am thirsty. No mind my English above, I am just an average English student.
Politics › Re: Moslems Campaign In Mosque But Christians Are Highly Criticized For Doing So by simpleseyi: 6:08pm On Jan 27, 2015
dachpee:
Moslem are free from campaigning from their place of worship without criticism even making it compulsory, but I came to discover that in the Christiandom when the Pastor do same it becomes a very big problem. Why?
Do you go to mosque also? Or rather, can you upload a video of an Imam campaigning for a political party instead of preaching the gospel?
Politics › Re: Who Made Osinbajo A Professor At Unilag? by simpleseyi: 4:40pm On Jan 27, 2015
Francis5:
Osinbajo, please tell us how you became a professor cheesy cheesy cheesy
Do you want to see Osinbajo WAEC statement of result also? Don't start what you cannot end ooo. Remember that Namadi Samboribodo does not have BSc and MSc result also, what he included in the INEC form is a sworn affidavit that fire don burn the certificates.
Politics › Re: Breaking Info: IBB Tweets A Bombshell Again! (image) by simpleseyi: 4:08pm On Jan 27, 2015
Even IBB tweeted this!!! Please who and who are still with GEJ?

1. ImPatience Sheppopo
2. Nyesom Wike
3. Asari Dokuboh
4. Government Tompolo
5. Ayo Orishejafor
5. Our Bishop
Politics › Re: Who Made Osinbajo A Professor At Unilag? by simpleseyi: 4:04pm On Jan 27, 2015
Another fool just escaped from the gate of hell when our pastor opened the gate with the key he holds.

Wole Soyinka has no MSc, he is a African most celebrated Professor. Go and use google, I am not here to lecture you.
Politics › Re: See What This Pastor Said About Jonathan And Buhari WTF? by simpleseyi: 2:14pm On Jan 27, 2015
Yungwizzzy:
So I attended this 'special program' on Sunday. after the usual 30mins entertainment 'you-are-blessed' sermon, the MOG started giving out prayer points, so as not to be seen as a Judas is carrot I reluctantly joined them in the speaking in tongue (mind you I'm a practicing Christian, though not a fan of some these new generation pastors)

The pastor of this very big church made a terrible utterance

he said "this election is between Isaac and Ishmael...." and that jona was Isaac and buhari Ishmael

that a good Christian must vote Isaac

the guy even said "It's not about credibility, not performance but Islam and Christianity"


I was like WTF? what are these men turning into?
Does this pastor have a private jet? If yes, follow him so that you can ride in his jet. If he does not have a jet, please tell him that Ayo Oritshejafor is Jonathan's pastor and co- money launderer, so no chance for this mumuish pastor.
Politics › Re: I Never Thought APC Would Last This Long – Okupe by simpleseyi: 2:09pm On Jan 27, 2015
dealslip:
If you are not from the north, please leave there before Febuary 14, 2015. If Buhari should mistakenly lose whether by rigging or free and fair election, you will be the first casualty, whether you voted Buhari or not. The corpers that died in 2011 are enough examples. If you are not a Niger Deltan, leave that place before February 14. They have been promising hell if Jonathan doesn't return. Nigerians be wise. Do not waste your life on politicians, because not one of them will lose their lives in the coming election. The soldiers and police Meant to secure your lives are attached to each of them in dozens. Jonathan nor Buhari is a magician. Corruption can only be wiped out by you. If you work in the civil services don't help to manipulate figures or systems or taxes and report to work early. Don't give police and FRSC bribes for circumventing the laws. Don't steal from your office till, do not cheat your fellow man. Do not demand money or contracts from politician in exchange for votes. Reject gifts from them. The cumulation of this vices is what is called corruption. Nigeria wil change if we change because APC is PDP and PDP is APC, there is no change in that.
This is Doyin Okupe's last child and FFK's step son.
Politics › Re: Hospitals Shut For Over 2months, And Politicians Are Campaigning Freely... by simpleseyi: 2:07pm On Jan 27, 2015
Politicians don't give a damn. Fashola's father died in a a foreign hospital while imPatience Jonathan also died and resurrected in a German hospital. Goatluck Jonathan has been travelling abroad for medical checkup just as Tinubu too. So, Nigeria's government hospital and doctors can go to hell.

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