₦airaland Forum

According to Yoruba dictionary, a bastard is a person, animal, place or thing that cannot stand by his/its own words - Akpabio is a good example.

We, Yorubas are the master of politics in Nigeria and we are teaching Igbos the intricacies of politics. When Tinubu (un-official Yoruba leader) and other APC governors including Adams Oshiomolo rejected the so called National Conference Committee, Ohaneze and other Igbo groups and Jonathan ass-lickers called APC governors different printable and unprintable names, now the chicken has come to roast.

Nigerian first Speaker of the House of Representathieves in the fourth republic disHonourable Salisu Buhari forged a Bachelors degree of the University of Toronto, he as cuaght pants down; he resigned his position (b4 impeachment proceeding could start), he left the House in disgrace, he was charged, found guilty and convicted by the Court though he was fined just 2,000 naira - that is the disappointing part. No Hausa/Fulani man supported him or said "Yorubas are persecuting our son"

However, the Nigerian Jews are here supporting "the Global best Aviation Minister" because" Yorubas are persecuting their daughter"

I don't like Sahara Reporters but all their stories have been proven by the personalities involved to be true. SR said Yar'Adua was dead, Nigerian Ambassador to Saudi said that he played basketball with Yar'Adua, I never knew our ex-president was a basketballer; nobody saw Yar'Adua alive from that moment till he was buried. SR said Dame Sheppopo was in a German hospital, PDP e-rats and presidential aides denied it but the Sheppopo herself publicly said in the church that she died and resurrected in a German hospital. SR reported that our president has drinking problems, PDP e-rats and presidential aides denied it but SR posted Jonathan and his co-drunks drinking Nigeria away. SR said a government parastatal bought 225 or 255 million naira cars (person no even know the actual amount) for a looting minister, PDP e-rats denied it until the parastatal involved and the thieving minister confirmed it. Now, let us see if the thieving minister will confirm this or not. I can bet my dog with the millionaire Aso-Rock animals.

After GOD, na Sahara Reporters I belief.

huptin: in other words, FFK wan become vice president. I dey laugh o

No ooo. This FFK that sleeps with anything in skirt including Ojukwu's wife cannot be trusted with leading the country except there is no woman in Nigeria. The South-West will provide a more responsible VP. FFK can take the position of attack dog, replacing Doyin Oku-Igbe.

That is great, current Minority leader Akeem Gbajabiamila become Deputy Speaker, the current Majority leader would automatically become the Minority leader, a new Majority leader would be appointed from APC based on zoning to the South-East or South-South while the current Deputy Speaker will hold the new position to be created called ex-Deputy Speaker with no official office.

Mr Aboki: Taaaa Shattap there... APC Prophet..


The Lord does not want Jonathan to contest, but wants Buhari and Tinubu to contest..

Tell the Lord that this is a democracy and not his old testament style of selecting Kings from one family..

If the Lord does not want Jonathan to be president, he should go and register with INEC, get a Voters card and cast his vote for his candidate.

Sadly though, the Lord is an Isreali Jew and not eligible to vote in Nigeria...

Tell the Lord to focus of Isreal and Leave Nigerian Politics alone..


[size=18pt]PDP & Jonathan till 2019... [/size] Any Baggar wey no like am can apply for Cotonou Green Card and get out..

I can see that you are very angry that the "lord" is saying different things to different "men of god". Me too, I no understand this "god" and the "men of god". Don't get yourself worked out because you are not one of the 2 animals in Aso Rock that will spend millions of naira on food this year, so why your stress then? Take Garri Ijebu with cold water and Mallam's Kuli-kuli to cool your temper.

But, I am sorry for myself and my people. Politicians either PDP, APC, APGA or LP are embezzling our money and we are here fighting ourselves because of the looters. These politicians have divided us along ethnic and religious lines and we are here fighting ourselves on their behalf. Are these politicians using Yoruba's juju or Okija-juju or Amadioha to manipulate us? Because I cannot see why we should be fighting for people that are milking us dry. They sent their children to universities abroad and close our universities here for 6 months. LASU school fees is up to 350,000 naira for medical students whereas Fashola enjoyed free education up till university level. They fly in private jets but ban importation of second hand cars. If these politicians are not manipulating us with juju, but we just decide to fight for them while they are embezzling our money then, we must all be mad.

I know that Mama Piss is the Permanent Secretary in the Minister of Education in Bayelsa State because of her "good command of engrish grammar and structures" but is Mama Piss also the IG of Police or National Security Adviser or the new DG of SSS?

Yes, My Presido, we have to save Nigeria from evil people that use millions of naira to feed animals at Aso Rock zoo.

We have to save Nigeria from evil people that use over 1.3 billion naira to eat yearly; even if they eat human beings, Beninoise that are trafficked from Benin Republic to Nigeria and sold into slavery cost just about 50,000 naira, I can supply them three Beninoise daily since it is human being their cult eat.

We have to save Nigeria from evil people that fly 11 presidential jets when the nation does not have a national carrier.

We have to save Nigeria from evil people that banned importation of rice, fish, groundnut oil, turkey and other food items. Instead they produced good statistics, charts, increase GDP and CPI for the poor masses to eat.

We have to save Nigeria from evil people that increased import duties on second hand cars while they fly in 11 presidential jets.

We have to save Nigeria from evil people that used their brother as sacrifice to their cult and also used the mother our jesus-on-earth for sacrifice to their cult.

We have to save Nigeria from evil people that are training snipers to kill their fore fathers.

We have to save Nigeria from evil people that made 500 billion naira to disappear from SURE-P funds.

The heading is wrong and inappropriate. The heading should be " JOBLESS HUSBAND RECONCILES WITH ABUSIVE BANKER WIFE AFTER ESCAPING DEATH AS A RESULT OF LAST ABUSE"

Witches and Wizards are very powerful. If the chased you for a long time and are not able to get you, they will make you board train from Lagos to Kano on Saturday morning when you have a job interview on Monday morning in a multi-national organization . You will then get to Kano on Monday evening while interview would have been conducted in the morning and the interviewers would have return to Oyinbo land where they came from .

Clerverly: Dont mind them, all these yorubas are parasites, they want to deny our son the president. We dont need their votes!

Yes, Yorubas are parasites, but Ibos are the animals in Aso Rock zoo using millions of naira to eat.

Clerverly: No Yoruba or Hausa Man will ever smell that seat again. After Jonathan, it will an Igboman preferably peter obi. After Peter Obi, it will be the turn of Asari Dokuba,they will be alternating it till Infinity.

Yorubas and the north are parasites, Jonathan does not need their votes to be reelected in 2015.

Your are very right no Hausa/Yoruba man will be president of Biafran Republic.

Is it the same Chime that spent about 4 months in foreign hospital last year whose wife is also being treated by psychiatrists? Please we don't want another Yar'Adua story ooo neither do we want a mad woman at the presidency.

ilugunboy: Shut up!

Are you still frustrated that your Ngige in that evil Muslim party call APC lost in Anambra ? Keep sucking Ngige balls!

We won't allow a party of Awolowo people that killed Ibo children during the war to come into Igboland.

If you start another senseless war we shall destroy, maim and kill you all. You shall all be shot with AK-47 riffles, survivors will be re-shot until no Ibo man is left in Nigeria, you can go back to Israel since you are Jews. Your dead bodies shall be used as fertilizer to grow Cocoa in the West and groundnut in the North.

boy t: War between N D militant and Boko H

Boko boys are still leading, they have killed several Biafrans made up of Ibos and Niger Deltans and the Ijaw president has been mesmerized.

Obiagelli: Going by achievement and overwhelming love for Gej across the country, the pdp should pick enugu state governor as vice presidential candidate for 2015.

Chime has performed excellently well and this would also make easy the actualisation of an igbo president in 2019.

We should do without the Northern born to rule mentality.

Another reason is that the pdp is purging itself of corrupt northern elements.

I support you on this. Jonathan/Chime ticket we give them the whole SE and SS votes which when added together is just a little more than North East vote. So, APC will just need North East vote plus Kano vote; remember Buhari got 1.6 million votes while Jonathan got 400,000 votes at last election, that is enough to send the Sheppopo back to the swamp and the fisherman husband back to the creeks with no shoes. South-West, North West and North Central do not need to vote again.

But Nnamdi Azikwe bowed several times for Tafawa Balewa nah, because Azikwe was just a ceremonial non-functional figure-head while Tafawa Balewa was the chief executive. Also Alex bowed severally for a common primary school teacher called Shehu Sagari while Ekweme was Shagari's deputy and Bottom-licker.

The worst case is Jonathan prostrating for Turai Yar'Adua and cooking Turai's meals before Wole Soyinka, Tunde Bakare and co rescued Jonathan from Turai's slavery.

If your eyes are still functional, you will that despite the fact that Gen. Buhari is older than Tinubu, Buhari too still bent to take hand-shake from Tinubu. It means that Buhari too respected himself while Tinubu proved to be a true Yoruba son well brought up with culture and tradition. One of my uncles is about 9 months older than I am and that is how I greet him (the way Tinubu greeted Buhari) each time we meet.

thisisayus: Take a look.
This is Tinubu, a Leader of the Yoruba
ACN taking a bow and nearly kissing the ground
for Buhari. The man who overthrew the
Democratically Elected Government in Nigeria.
Can You Imagine An Awolowo Bowing Like This For
Gambari Sardauna Sokoto? This Yoruba Bastard
From Iragbiji, Osun State, Tinubu, After
Cornering All the Lagos State Properties To Himself
And His Family, He is Now Ready To Sell The
Yoruba People Into the Gambari Slavery. All
Because Of Power.
Awolowo will never bow like this for one Aboki.
Open Your eyes, Yoruba Youths.

But Nnamdi Azikwe bowed several times for Tafawa Balewa nah, because Azikwe was just a ceremonial non-functional figure-head while Tafawa Balewa was the chief executive. Also Alex bowed severally for a common primary school teacher called Shehu Sagari while Ekweme was Shagari's deputy and ass-licker.

The worst case is Jonathan prostrating for Turai Yar'Adua and cooking Turai's meals before Wole Soyinka, Tunde Bakare and co rescued Jonathan from Turai's slavery.

If your eyes are still functional, you will that despite the fact that Gen. Buhari is older than Tinubu, Buhari too still bent to take hand-shake from Tinubu. It means that Buhari too respected himself while Tinubu proved to be a true Yoruba son well brought up with culture and tradition. One of my uncles is about 9 months older than I am and that is how I greet him (the way Tinubu greeted Buhari) each time we meet.

Why should I pray for Jonathan? Those that eat over 1.3 billion naira food with him and his animals that eat millions of naira food should be the ones praying for him. The other time it was the billions of naira food that made Dame Sheppopo to die and resurrect in a German hospital and Ogogoro sent Oga Jona to London hospital. So, they should be praying against assassination by Ogogoro and 1.3 billion naira food or assassination by Aso Rock animals.

This a proud Yoruba son Prof. Wole Soyinka telling another Yoruba son Olusegun Obasanjo to GO and DIE. Wole Soyinka said the truth according to his conscience. Whether Soyinka is right or wrong is another story. However, you will never hear any SS or SE man condemn SS and SE thieves and looters like Stella Oduah, Dame Sheppo, Arunah Oteh or Gudluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan. All the SS or SE man will say is "he is our son" or "she is our daughter" and "it is our turn to chop money -afterall Hausa/Fulani have been chopping Nigerian money since".

It is the same Yoruba men Wole Syinka, Pastor Tunde Bakar, Yinka Odumakin and few non-Yorubas with conscience that matched to the National Assembly in order to pull out Mr & Mrs Jonathan from Turai Yar'Adua's kitchen where they were making cassava bread when Yar'Adua became vegetable while Jonathan new praise-singers were hiding under there grandmothers' beds in the Biafran land.

Yes, Ndigbo should stick with GEJ because that is the nearest Ndigbo can get to the presidency. Ibos will never ever rule Nigeria if people clueless like Jonathan is the best they can present. Since they claim to be Nigeria Jews, they can rule Israel when they get back to their ancestral home.

billante: Foolish human being! Celebrating slavery.....one day ur master will also tax you for sleeping with ur wife!

Then I will start sleeping with his(the master's) wife and he(the master) will be taxed for that

People are contributing money to build roads themselves while Fashola and Tinubu are embezzling Lagos money. APC = PDP = Looters.
What is the difference btw Jonathan and Tinubu? Jonathan is a senseless looter while Tinubu is a brilliant thief, even Code of Conduct Tribunal could not find Tinubu guilty. Both Tinubu and Jonathan are enemies of the masses.

While Turai was planning coup, Jonathan and Sheppopo were in Turai kitchen making cassava bread.

seanet02: Oloriburuku ni awon omo yheebo yio
why are they always against progress in Yorubaland?
Ogun lo ma fi eje yin we

I am not posting my own comment but I will be interpreting the poster that I have quoted. The interpretation goes thus:

These Ibos are unfortunate fools.
Why are they always against progress in Yorubaland?
God of Thunder will such your blood.

Please don't insult me, I just interpreted the poster.

Pls seanet02, don't let god of thunder to such the blood of all of them. I know some very reasonable and responsible Ibos.

GO and DIE in Aso Rock's zoo

Please go and establish South-East and South-South media and report anything you like. You can even report how FFK fathered Ojukwu's children.

fyneguy: and Kasamu is SW number 1 friend abi?

Yes, the wanted drug fugitive (Kashamu Buruji) is SW number one friend. Just tell the nonentity that you are coming from US embassy and he will run under his bed, run through his underground passage into the bush to Benin Republic because the US government has declared him (Kashamu Buruji) wanted from drug trafficking.

Even Jonathan, Obasanjo, Bamanga Tukur and other nonentities fear Tinubu, ask Obasanjo and he (Obasanjo) will tell you the nightmare Tinubu gave him (Obasanjo) when he was president.

Namadi Sambo wants to save PDP North west from collapse but does not care whether Nigeria and the poor masses collapse or not. Politicians strategizing to consolidate power, who is strategizing for the poor masses? Nobody

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Haven't you wondered why no one has mentioned Buhari, even those that hate him more than the devil have not mentioned his name. BUHARI is the most un-corrupt politician in Nigeria, he is however not a saint because no one is actually.

Whenever I see threads like this one, I feel sorry for my country. I feel sorry that there are several jobless youths like me who instead of finding a way out of their joblessness, decide to waste their time fooling around on the Internet.