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Politics › Re: Ariel Sharon's Condition Worsens, Hospital Says by simpleseyi: 4:32pm On Jan 02, 2014
Been in coma since 2006? If na for Naija, the man for don reach full-stop since
Politics › Re: The Move To Increase Import Taxes On Tokunbo Cars Is Injustice To The Poor by simpleseyi:
Ride on Jonathan. Punish them. Punish the poor very well and hard for voting on sentiments, for voting a dummy as president. Why should poor people buy cars either second hand or fifth hand? Poor people should walk to their destination, afterall the route from Ikorodu to Jibowu in Yaba is a straight path, no corner, no turning, just walk down, no need to stuff themselves like sardines in BRT buses. Even from Breweries in Surulere to Abeokuta is a straight path through Ojuelegba to Oshodi, to Iyana-Ipaja, to Sango and finally to Abeokuta, it is walkable so there is no need to pay fares in cricket commercial buses.

You have banned importation of turkey, rice and fish, poor people shouldn't eat rice, fish or turkey. The price of Ijebu Garri has increased by more than 100% since you became president. So, the poor cannot even eat ordinary Ijebu Garri. Ride on, punish the poor more and more.

Thank you for giving us good statistics like increased GDP, CPI e.t.c. through your minister of finance, the poor masses will start eating statistics and GDP while you use over 1.3 billion naira to eat yearly and feed your animals with millions of naira.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Plans 18-hr Power Supply As APC Seeks Change by simpleseyi: 4:24pm On Jan 02, 2014
He has been planing for long, since the time he was in the creeks fishing. Now in 2014, he is still planning.
Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS: Asari-dokubo 'fires' At Obasanjo by simpleseyi: 4:23pm On Jan 02, 2014
jethrodave: “…Point A Finger At Me, I Will Know The Path To Take”- Asari-Dokubo Warns Obasanjo | Naija Sharp... http://naijasharpnews.com/?p=1534
His god-on-earth called Jonathan has gone to beg the diety called Obasanjo, so what is this fool saying again? Your father dey on his kneels begging, you come say you want to fight..
Politics › Re: Tambuwal,Saraki Others Shun David Mark’s Peace Talk,Insist On Defection To APC by simpleseyi: 4:13pm On Jan 02, 2014
emmydeep: Its only a political novice that will believe that GEJ does not have many options. He has many options to adopt which includes empowering people that want to secede with presidential mass importation of arms.

Nigeria is best to part ways but if not everybody will suffer it.

The Northern leaders have failed and they will always do.
Did you just say "empowering people that want to secede with presidential mass importation of arms"? Have you forgotten the 1967 to 1970 owambe party so soon where Yoruba / Hausa-Fulani used over 2 million Nigerian Jews for suya and pepper soup or you think the 1000 snipers undergoing training in North Korea can make any difference? The Yoruba / Hausa-Fulani have more trained and experienced snipers. Ask Ojukwu and Chinua Achebe.
Celebrities › Re: OJB Jezreel: D'banj Didn't Donate; Yet Won't Refute Claims! by simpleseyi: 3:32pm On Jan 02, 2014
Everyday we see beggers on the road, sometimes we give them money, most times we don't, no begger has taken anyone to court for not giving him/her money. OJB lived / is living a careless life, he is just in his early fourties and he has 3 wives partners already, how many wives / partners would he be having at the age of 70? He drinks like say alcohol is the ticket to heaven and smokes more than chimney. Some other dudes just like OJB are buying 40 to 100 million naira worth of cars as if tomorrow no go come. A begger has no choice, so OJB should keep the fucck up. I am not D'banj's fan because I have grown beyond D'banj's type of music but then, D'banj is not under any obligation to donate to OJB. D'banj has remained silent because D'banj knows that Silence is the best answer for a Fool like OJB.
Politics › Re: Justice Ministry To Spend N181.3m On Clothing by simpleseyi: 1:48pm On Jan 02, 2014
Youngzedd: A little respect will be appreciated.

Your comment isn't gonna make any change.
Respect for looters? No way!
As for my comments, my comments will make a change. Our collective comments gave Abacha heart attack and Abacha is now 6 feet under the soil. Our collective curses also sent Maryam Babangida, Augustus Aikhiomu, Mike Akhigbe, Segun Agagu(died twice), Sheppopo's mother, Jonathan's brother and other looters to 6 feet under the soil.
Politics › Re: Justice Ministry To Spend N181.3m On Clothing by simpleseyi: 1:06pm On Jan 02, 2014
Demdem: And someone will claim that Jonathan isn't foolish
Jonathan is not foolish, it's just that there is stealing in his DNA. Jonathan is looting, his wife Sheppopo is looting, even his mother donated multi-million naira hostels without having any known source of income, this means the mother is also looting. Thank God Jonathan's father is late, if not the old man would have been looting too.
Politics › Re: Governor Amaechi Live on kakaki, A.I.T by simpleseyi: 12:24pm On Jan 02, 2014
luvinhubby: Can you imagine that man, so till GEJ disobeys court orders for him, he is a bad man.
Somebody please get a shrink for this guy fast.
Yes, because the illegal court orders were bought by Jonathan in order to steal Rivers oil wells for Bayelsa. The judges too need to be jailed for accepting bribe from Jonathan to give wrong judgment.
Politics › Re: Justice Ministry To Spend N181.3m On Clothing by simpleseyi: 12:12pm On Jan 02, 2014
Fresh air. The people deserve the leader they get. lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Obasanjo's Letter Is An Attempt To Instigate A Coup - Afenifere by simpleseyi: 12:05pm On Jan 02, 2014
I hope Yinka Odumakin knows that fake coup rumour is both treasonable and felony. Anyway, who is afraid of coup?
Politics › Re: Awolowo Was Greater Than Mandela - Odia Ofeimun by simpleseyi: 10:01am On Jan 02, 2014
No be me talk am. Na non-Yoruba talk am.
Politics › Re: Osun (N216.7bn) And Ondo ( N162bn) Present 2014 Budgets by simpleseyi: 11:56am On Jan 01, 2014
FreeGlobe: Mr man this is not about sentiments or the fake awolowo education where recipients cannot read and write. The question is how Osun that receives less than 30billion from FG allocations in a year plus less than 3 industries and absent economy finance over 200 billion in a year if not voodoo economics.
What type of education did Ojukwu, Nnamdi Azikwe, Alex Ekweme, Emeka Anyaoku and other nonentities give you street traders?
Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu is THISDAY’s Man Of The Year! by simpleseyi: 11:50am On Jan 01, 2014
alj harem: man of the year is Tinubu shocked shocked shocked Nigeria is in trouble.
If not Tinubu, suggest someone. Maybe the man that "brought facebook to Nigeria" and even went to Abeokuta yesterday to beg Obasanjo for his ill-advised response or the domestic appendage that goes about fighting elected governors.
Politics › Re: What Can You Thank President Jonathan For In 2013? by simpleseyi: 11:18am On Jan 01, 2014
Thank you Mr President for selling NEPA, me I no know PHCN to Obasanjo and Abdulsalami Abubakar, but pls ask them how much they earned throughout their working days to be able to afford NEPA or PHCN.
Thank you Mr President for bringing facebook to Nigeria according to your foolish Minister of Education.
Thank you also for getting drunk several times abroad and disgracing the nation by landing in hospital.
Thank you once again for training several snipers in North Korea.
Thank you for closing Nigeria's universities for 6 months thereby giving our ladies time to prostitute, some got wedded and bore children while the smart ones made illegal money thru yahoo yahoo.
Thank you Mrs President, our jesus-on-earth for helping us teach the stubborn Amaechi a lesson, but next time please Mrs Sheppopo contest for election if you want to control the state.
Thank you Mr President for the several millions of naira you budgeted for Aso Rock animals, now we know there are more than 2 animals occupying Aso Rock. We formerly thought Mr & Mrs Jonathan are the only two animals, now we know better .

Thank you Mr & Mrs Jonathan, may God run your lives the way you have run Nigeria
Politics › Re: Osun (N216.7bn) And Ondo ( N162bn) Present 2014 Budgets by simpleseyi: 10:14am On Jan 01, 2014
This Mimiko is a big thief, how can Osun budget more than Ondo? Ondo is an oil producing state and therefore gets 13% derivation fund while Osun is a glorified village. Mimiko must face EFCC before he absconds to Europe. Can we all now see why APC will continue to win in South-West? A thief and dunce like Mimiko is only fit for Kirikiri Maximum Security Prison.
Politics › Re: Governor Oshiomhole Is Currently Battling For Survival After Horrible Auto Crash by simpleseyi: 9:06am On Jan 01, 2014
What can I wish him now? I am confused huh huh. Well, I wish him what he wished the widow. sad sad I hope the widow no be witch ooo. I wish no be the widow use her witchcraft to cause what the governor wished her. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: President Jonathan Paid Obasanjo A Surprise Visit In Abeokuta Today by simpleseyi:
hardywaltz: Lett me get this straight:
While Jonathenains are busy yabbing BABA, their diety GEJ has gone to postrate for Baba.
I don't like this monster called Obasanjo for anything, but God or maybe the devil has made Obasanjo the most dangerous man in Nigeria. Once you step on his toes, you will have to start sleeping with both eyes widely opened. Tinubu eyes became so big because he stepped on Obasanjo's toes and since then, he (Tinubu) has been sleeping with both eyes opened.The old fools called Edwin Clark and Bamanga Tukur, the young nonentity with four wives called Asari Dokuboh and other riff-rafts and roof-rats from the South-East and South-South that said Jonathan should go and arrest Obasanjo without Jonathan writing his last will should learn from their master Jonathan that OBJ is a deity, if Jonathan does not worship OBJ, then Jonathan should start packing his load bit by bits so that his (Jonathan) ouster will not catch him with only undies.
Politics › Re: All Amaechi's Doctors Are Psychiatrists-austin Opara by simpleseyi: 8:50am On Jan 01, 2014
theshadyexpress: He also said it was against the culture of Ikwere people to show disrespect to elders as Amaechi is currently doing to President Goodluck Jonathan and his wife, Patience.

“I know that Amaechi was one of those who spoke to Peter Odili to support my aspiration. Even at that, Odili has never claimed to have made me deputy speaker of the House of Representatives.

The former Deputy Speaker noted that the Ikwere people are known for their respect of elders, pointing out that if Amaechi was a thorough bred Ikwere man, he would not be insulting the President and his wife the way he is doing.

“No governor in his right senses from the south south will oppose, lampoon and abuse the president the way Amaechi is doing.  No governor in his right senses will abuse the wife of the president the way Amaechi is doing.

http://www.punchng.com/news/amaechi-did-not-make-me-deputy-speaker-austin-opara/



So, this rat is also fighting on behalf of Mr & Mrs Jonathan and not for the masses. They are not fighting Amaechi because Amaechi has not performed well as Governor but because Amaechi insults the Sheppopo Jesus-on-Earth and her clueless husband the god-on-earth (according to Ahmad Gulak). Later Mr & Mrs Jonathan will say that they are not the one causing trouble in Rivers State. Are these the best kind of politicians Rivers State can produce? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

He said that no Ikwere man would be insulting the president the way Amaechi is doing but Ikwerre men can insult their governor for requesting that their oil wells which were stolen by the greedy president should be returned.

This nonentity also admitted that Amaechi spoke with Peter Odili to support him (Austin Opara) to become Speaker of the House. What an eediot. embarassed embarassed
Politics › Re: Jonathan Signed Single Tenure Agreement –nyako by simpleseyi: 8:24am On Jan 01, 2014
Jonathan signed agreement with ASUU and later refused to fulfill it leading to 6 months closure of Nigeria's universities, so why are we surprised that he is not fulfilling this agreement?
Politics › Re: National Hunger Strike by simpleseyi: 8:07am On Jan 01, 2014
Fellow Nigerians, I am ending my hunger strike now. Recall that I started the hunger strike on 31/12/2013 at 11:50 pm. Eku hunger strike oo.
Politics › Re: What Have The Apc Governors Of South West Nigeria Done With Their Huge Debts ? by simpleseyi: 5:05pm On Dec 31, 2013
Igbo Delta: WHY ARE YOR0BAS THE ONES COMPLAINING OF IGBO STATES AND OTHER NON YOR0BA STATE ? YORUBA'S SHOULD KNOW THAT THERE LAND IS A BIG SLUM
But why have Biafrans flooded the Yoruba states so the extent of even having traditional rulers in Yoruba land e.g Eze Ndigbo Of Lagos, Eze Ndigbo of Ogun, Eze Ndigbo of Osun, even Eze Ndigbo of Oshodi. Finally, stop tribalism before tribalism stops you.
Politics › Re: Man Sentenced To 20 Lashes For Accusing His Wife Of Not Being A Virgin by simpleseyi: 4:47pm On Dec 31, 2013
[quote author=Ken_Jak]Na wah oh. These muslim countries na problem oh.[/quote]Even now that the rights of the woman is being protected? Why are you obsessed with Islam, abi Boko Haram don kill your family or your brother carry drugs go Saudi Arabia and Saudi come be-head your brother?
Politics › Re: What Have The Apc Governors Of South West Nigeria Done With Their Huge Debts ? by simpleseyi: 4:44pm On Dec 31, 2013
Why is it that non-Yorubas are the ones complaining about Yoruba states? Why are the Nigerian Jews crying for the happy Yorubas? Is the Ikoyi-Lekki suspended link bridge not enough to keep you shut while your 11 SS and SE governors cannot build a shorter 2nd Niger bridge?
Politics › Re: Your Wish For The Governor Of Your State In 2014 by simpleseyi: 4:39pm On Dec 31, 2013
All the governors and other political office holders have done very very well. I wish that God will do to them what they have done to the masses. AMEN.
Politics › Re: National Hunger Strike by simpleseyi: 4:35pm On Dec 31, 2013
Soskid: Fellow Nigerians, please join me as i embark on hunger strike. The strike is to tell the government that i'm not happy with the situation of things in this country especially the corruption in government. For those that will be participating in the strike, please not that food and any form of drink is not allowed. The strike will start immediately after dinner today and will end next year. Please join me as i begin the strike tonight till next year. Nigeria oni baje.


Yours in struggle,
Comrade Soskid
I am in. But, please can I have my dinner by 11:50pm 31/12/2013, then commence the fasting and finally break at 0:10am 01/01/2014?
Politics › Re: N29billion Lagos Suspension Bridge Is A Huge Fraud!!! by simpleseyi: 4:28pm On Dec 31, 2013
Pls how much did it cost to build the second Niger bridge? I see, you cannot say because the bridge has not been built and it will never be built as long as your state governors keep looting without your protest.
Politics › Re: Was Awo Guilty Of War Crimes? by simpleseyi: 4:58pm On Dec 30, 2013
Yes, Awolowo was, is and will continue to be guilty of war crimes while Yakubu Gowon who was the commander-in-chief of armed and unarmed forces then is now Ibos' best friend. 37 years after your senseless war, you are still whining. If you start any senseless war now, you will be totally wiped out of Nigeria's map. You will not be starved of food this time around. Instead, you will all be bombed and shot with AK-47 riffles and survivors will be re-shot. We (Yorubas / Hausas / Fulanis) will wipe out the Nigerian Jews from the surface of earth. EEDIOTS
Phones › Re: MTN Customer Care Agents Are [Incompetent] (Complaints) by simpleseyi: 4:31pm On Dec 30, 2013
nouveaux: They keep moaning in Igbotic and Yorubaish accent annoyingly!
My brother please leave out the accent. Na American accent you want? I beg make them speak English like Ijebu man or Owerri man or Fulani man jooor. As for their competence, move to another network. I wont use or give my money to a racist South African company like MTN except I dont have a good choice as in the case of DSTV.
Politics › Re: God Made Me President, Says Jonathan by simpleseyi: 4:16pm On Dec 30, 2013
Yes, God also made Adolf Hitler president. God made Sanni Abacha president. God made Idi Amin president. God made Saddam Hussein president. God made Mobutu Sese Seko president. God made Segun Obasanjo president. God made Samuel Doe president. God made Bashir al-Asaad president. God made Mummar Ghadafi president. These people and many more including you GEJ that Ahmad Gulak called god-on-earth are all children of the devil. God himself created the Devil.
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan's Alleged Billion Naira Hotel Under Construction (PHOTOS) by simpleseyi: 4:00pm On Dec 30, 2013
Yar'Adua's family house is bigger, where are the Yar'Adua's brothers now? Sanni Abacha had bigger houses, where is the devil's son now? Segun Agagu had bigger houses, why is he now? Augustus Aikhiomu had bigger houses, where is he now? Mike Akhigbe had bigger houses, where is he now? Seriake Dicckson has bigger houses, where will he be in 50 years time? Bode George has bigger houses, where will he be in 50 years time? Gbenga Daniel has bigger houses, where will he be in 50 years time? Alao Akala has bigger houses, where will he be in 50 years time? Bola Tinubu has bigger houses, where will he be in 50 years time? Fashola has bigger houses, where will he be in 50 years time? Olusegun Obasanjo has bigger houses, where will he be in 50 years time? Segun Oni has bigger houses, where will he be in 50 years time? IBB has bigger houses, where will he be in 50 years time? Abdulsalam Abubakar has bigger houses, where will he be in 50 years time? Abubakar Atiku has bigger houses, where will he be in 50 years time? Bamanga Tukur has bigger houses, where will he be in 50 years time? Godswill Akpabio has bigger houses, where will he be in 50 years time? I am planning and praying to build bigger houses, where will I be in 100 years time? 6 feet under the soil.

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