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Politics › Re: Gen. Buhari On The Lips Of Some Prominent Nigerians by simpleseyi: 1:51pm On Aug 03, 2014
Descartes: Really huh
Answer me, why did he jail the vice president and put his kinsman under house arrest when he took over power from Shagari huh
What about Umaru Dikko, another kinsman of Buhari whom Buhari got Isreali security operatives to kidnap in England and attempted cargoing back to Nigeria just because Umaru Dikko was seen as corrupt by Buhari?

Was that not his kinsman? If he had done that to an Ibo or a Yoruba man what would you have said? He gave Shagari the honour deserving of an ex-president. That's all.
Politics › Re: THE NATION Newspaper Crops Obanikoro's Picture From Full Photograph by simpleseyi: 7:30pm On Aug 01, 2014
Nctrice: henceforth the Mod's should close any post that has thenations as its source! Nigerians should stop reading the Nations newspaper. The nations reporter should Not be allowed into any high profile governmental functions... I could keep going on and on!!!
Have you ever used your money to buy The Nation Newspapers? If yes, go to the company and collect back your money; If not, please drink ota-piapia and rest in peace.
Politics › Re: Kwara 2015: Atunwa, The Man The Cap Fits Most  By Akeem Olanihun by simpleseyi: 4:43pm On Jul 30, 2014
Cant he do any other work apart from embezzling the common treasury? He was commissioner in several ministries. He is currently speaker of the state assembly. Now, he wants to be governor. Is politics and looting of treasury now a profession? There are millions of other kwarans who are capable of being governor, Hon Atunwa has eaten his share of the national cake, tell him to go back to his legal profession and give other potential looters a chance to loot as he as done.
Politics › Re: We Did Not Give Any N100m To The Visitors From Chibok — Presidency by simpleseyi: 4:36pm On Jul 30, 2014
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Family › Re: How Does "Submitting" To A Man Improve A Woman's Existence? by simpleseyi: 8:41am On Jul 30, 2014
Ask Arumah Oteh while she does not have a husband.
Ask Genevieve while she does not have a husband.
Ask Janet Jackson while she does not have a husband.
Ask Oprah while she does not have a husband.

Also

Ask Ngozi Okonjo-Iwealla how she is keeping her home.
Ask Remi Tinubu how she is keeping her home.
Ask Justice Mary Odilli how she is keeping her home.
Ask Justice Fatti Abubakar how she is keeping her home.

Finally

Ask Patience Jonathan how and why she is disgracing her husband.
Politics › N100m LARGESSE: Our Leaders Cheated Us — Chibok Parents by simpleseyi(op): 8:32am On Jul 30, 2014
While some people are sharing blood (apology to our first lady), our President is sharing money

The N100 million cash gift allegedly given to parents of abducted Chibok girls when they met President Goodluck Jonathan on July 22 at the Presidential Villa is now causing disquiet among the aggrieved parents.
They have reported ly cried out that they have been cheated by their community leaders in the sharing formula.
The Presidency allegedly handed over the money to leaders of the Chibok community in Abuja for onward presentation to parents of the abducted schoolgirls.
According to a report monitored on Hausa service of the British Broadcasting Corporation, BBC, however, some of the parents are now alleging that the Abuja-based community leaders have shortchanged them.
One parent, who was among those who visited the President, told BBC that he got only N200,000.
He said: “I got only N200,000 out of the said N100million allegedly received by our leaders in Abuja. Some of us got N300,000 and some less than that.
President Jonathan interacting with parents of abducted Chibok girls at the State House
File: President Jonathan with some parents of abducted Chibok girls at the State House, Abuja.
He also said that he was not comfortable with the way the money was shared among parents of the kidnapped girls.
According to him: “Our leaders in Abuja are using the girls to enrich themselves. In fact, some of the parents were screened out of the entourage by the Chibok leaders in Abuja. Many of them are residents of Abuja, not parents of the kidnapped girls”.
Another parent, who was screened out of the delegation that visited the President, said he got only N7,000 out of the money shared.
“I was at the farm when they brought the N7, 000 to my house and I collected it. Some of us got even less, some got N300 and below,” he said.
The parents stressed that they were not selling their daughters and that the money from the President just came to them as they neither asked for, nor expected it.
One of the community leaders, Pobu Bitrus, who is also a member of the House of Representatives and was at the meeting with the President explained to the BBC that after meeting with the President, monies were distributed to the parents in envelopes.
“After we met with the president, the parents were given monies in envelopes and that’s all. All other things they are saying about N100million, I don’t know about that,” Mr. Bitrus said.
No money was given — Presidency
In its reaction, yesterday, the Presidency however said that it never gave N100 million to parents of the abducted school girls, who were at the Presidential Villa, Abuja last week, saying the story was absolutely false.
In a text message to Vanguard yesterday, Senior Special Assistant to President Goodluck Jonathan on Public Affairs, Dr. Doyin Okupe, who noted that the government only took care of the parents’ accommodation and feeding, said “the story is absolute falsehood.
“The President did not give any N100m to the visitors from Chibok. Government took care of their accommodation, feeding and transportation.
“Government’s plan is robust rehabilitation and resettlement of the girls who have escaped so they can continue their education.
“The government also plans to rebuild the school and in general terms, repair damaged infrastructure as a result of Boko Haram insurgency in the North East.”
Three months after the Chibok girls were abducted, President Jonathan finally agreed to meet with their parents following an appeal by the Pakistan girl-child education activist Malala Yusoufai. The Presidency had faced intense criticism over its handling of the kidnap of the Chibok girls being held by the extremist Boko Haram sect since April 14.


SOURCE: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/07/n100m-largesse-leaders-cheated-us-chibok-parents/
Christianity Etc › God Directs Me To Impregnate Married Women And Their Daughters- Pastor by simpleseyi(op): 8:17am On Jul 30, 2014
A 53-year-old man who claims to be a Pastor, has been arrested by the Police in Nsukka, Enugu State, for allegedly impregnating married women and young girls in his church.
The-pastor
The Pastor, identified as Timothy Ngwu, is the General Overseer of Holy Trinity Ministry popularly called Vineyard Ministry in Umudikwere Community in the University town. Ironically, police sources said the suspect claims he was directed by the Holy Spirit to sexually abuse female members of his church in the name of God.
How he was exposed
Crime Guard gathered that the alleged sexual exploits of the self-acclaimed man of God was blown open by his estranged wife, Veronica Ngwu, who hails from Udi Local Government Area in Enugu State.
The wife who has three children for the pastor was reportedly not comfortable with the ugly development and she lodged a complaint at the Anti-Child Trafficking Unit of the Criminal Investigations Department, CID, Enugu.This led to the arrest of the pastor.
Veronica’s case
It was learnt that during interrogation, the estranged wife of the pastor informed detectives that she escaped from the ministry with one of her daughters after her husband impregnated her niece and claimed he was obeying the directives of the Holy Spirit and a prophetic revelation.
She also informed detectives led by Gloria Udoka, a Deputy Superintendent of Police, DSP, that the situation at the church was better imagined than witnessed, alleging that her husband converts married women and single girls to his own and impregnates all of them while pretending to be obeying spiritual directives.
Pastor’s claims
The pastor reportedly claimed that he had sexual intercourse with women in his ministry as a result of directives from the Holy Spirit and with the consent of their husbands, if married, but for the single ones, a spiritual directive.
Ngwu, until his arrest, was a Scrutiny Officer and Statistician with the National Bureau of Statistics, one time assistant Catechist at St. John’s Catholic Church, Ihe-Umudikwere, Nsukka where he inducts married women and young girls seeking solution to their problems or favour. He was chased out of the Catholic Church and he started his own church.

Police Statement
The police in Enugu also alluded to the allegations when they issued a statement through the Public Relations Officer, DSP Ebere Amarizu, stating that two women among others in the enclave of the Vineyard, left their husbands to reside with the General Overseer.
According to the statement, the two women identified as Calista Omeje and Assumpta Odo confirmed that they left their husbands to live with the General Overseer on the prophetic injunction to do the will of God.
The statement noted that Calista revealed that she had 10 children for her husband but was later impregnated by the General Overseer and that the baby died later. She also said that she gave out her daughter to the General Overseer to be impregnated, an act she described as “the fulfillment of the Will of God.”
The police spokesman noted in the statement that the pastor said he had five wives with 13 children apart from other concubines he had following the prophetic directive to do the will of God. The Pastor, according to him, said that Veronica used to be his wife but described her as ‘a falling wife.’
He also said, “ I do not do anything with any married woman until the full consent and agreement were sought and reached between the husband in line with the directives of the Holy Spirit to do the will of God, which is an act of spirituality.”

Inside the Ministry
When Crime Guard traced the Vineyard Ministry, it was discovered to be located right inside the compound of the father of the General Overseer without any sign post, while about 15 women and four men were seen taking lessons from an elderly woman who acts as an instructor in the vineyard.
The entrance to the Vineyard was barricaded with heavy iron gate which bares non-members.
However, a man who identified himself as Hilary told our reporter after a heated argument that the General Overseer traveled,and advised harshly that the reporter should go back.
As soon as Hilary left to invite others to compel the reporter to leave the premises, the reporter peeped through an opening and saw a large number of children and adult women scattered inside the compound barricaded with iron gate.
Neighbours react
When Crime Guard spoke with some residents of the area, they intimated that every thing about the ministry was shrouded in secrecy, alleging that children born inside the ministry are usually confined within the compound and denied communication with any other person outside. The children have are denied formal education, except the doctrine of the ministry.
…….Brother too
A brother to the pastor who pleaded anonymity told Crime Guard that he was not surprised that police invaded the ministry, explaining that all warnings by members of the family to compel Timothy to desist from the act fell on deaf ears.
“Let me tell you, God’s anger has befallen my brother. We have appealed to him several times to stop what he was doing but he refused. He has colonized our compound, bearing children with recklessness. He accused us of being jealous of him because he is doing the Will of God,”he stated.
Lamentations
Nodding his head in disgust, he continued, “look at these buildings here, he has converted all of them to himself in the name of vineyard. I can’t say exactly what influenced his spirit to the devilish act in the name of God.
He sacked his betrothed wife who has three children for him and embarked on impregnating married women and young girls. Look at the whole compound littered with children of different sexes and ages. How can an educated man of his status reason like an unrefined man? All members of the vineyard are fools.
How can a woman abandon her husband for another man in the name of worshiping God and practice adultery? I cannot get myself involved in this matter; Vero has opened the vessel of worms in the vineyard. Let them sort themselves out with the police but I want the ministry to be shut down completely,” he explained.
Excommunication
Investigations also revealed that the General Overseer was chased out of the St. John’s Catholic Church, Ihe-Owerri, Nsukka as an Assistant Catechist when Bishop Emeritus of Nsukka Diocese, Rt. Rev. Dr. Francis Okobo, discovered that he was teaching heresy. He reportedly called him to order but he would not listen.


SOURCE: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/07/sacrilege-pastor-impregnates-married-women-daughters-says-god-directs/
Politics › Re: Breaking: Bomb Blows Off Yobe Bridge by simpleseyi: 8:06pm On Jul 29, 2014
Wait oo, I thought Abokis make suya and sell, when did they dump suya for bomb making?
Politics › Re: Pictures From Hamza El-rufai's Car Crash by simpleseyi: 8:02pm On Jul 29, 2014
rattlesnake: ...many of us are avoiding the fact that lack of parental guidance and care led to this....mallam is a critic....who feels he's perfect n thinks God took his son....God does not crush people kids under truck..we do these things to ourselves n claim its God...RIP to the young lad and mallam should hold his tongue for two years n he will feel better....train up a child prov 22.6

Don't spoil your child
What of the RCCG pastor whose son killed him some weeks back at RCCG prayer ground?
Christianity Etc › Re: Lagos Pastor Boasts Of Ebola Cure! by simpleseyi: 7:59pm On Jul 29, 2014
This is one of the several reasons why Pastor Adeboye the G.O. of RCCG sent the fraudstar (Pastor Ituah Ighodalo) away from his (RCCG) church some years back.
Politics › Re: APC Rejects Everything.. by simpleseyi: 7:35pm On Jul 29, 2014
APC rejects presiden Jona-daft and Dame Sheppopo's over one billion naira yearly food budget.
APC rejects Dame Sheppopo's 6 billion naira budget to build African First ladies Mission house.
APC rejects FTC Minister and President Jona-daft budget of 4 billion naira to build two gates at Abuja.

APC rejects Dame Sheppopo's death and resurrection in a German hospital when there are hospitals in Nigeria.
APC rejects Dame Sheppopo's disgrace of Nigeria and Nigerians through are incorrect grammar, APC publicity secretary says his three year old grandson speaks better English that our first lady and that the first family should remember that "Dai ris Godooooo"
Politics › Re: Why Was Ekwueme Sent To Prison While The President Was On House Arrest. by simpleseyi: 7:22pm On Jul 29, 2014
Sunnybobo3: That question is best directed to the bigoted Buhari who chose to keep his fellow Fulani man Shagari under house arrest while locking up Ekwueme in Kirikiri despite the fact that Ekwueme was the vice president who's more or less a spare tyre.

Here's the verdict of the tribunal set up by Buhari to try the alleged corrupt politicians on Ekwueme;

"Dr. Ekwueme left office poorer than he was when he entered it, and to ask more from him was to set a standard which even saints could not meet."
Please ask your brother Emeka Ezeogwu while he killed Ahmadu Bello and Tafawa Balewa but sent Nnamdi Azikiwe abroad. This is the sin that Aguyi Ironsi paid for. Alex Ekweme was lucky that he was not sent to explain some things to Tafawa Balewa, Ahmadu Bello and Aguyi Ironsi.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Is The Only Country In The World Celebrating Eid-el-fitri Today by simpleseyi: 11:13am On Jul 28, 2014
rozayx5: undecided
Why bombs are always discovered and not exploding near mosques beats me

*continues US tour
Allah is protecting His followers and His places of worship. I think your god should be doing the same if your god really exist.
Islam › Re: Being Muslim And The Danger Of A Single Story by simpleseyi: 8:20pm On Jul 25, 2014
omoharry: LIA.

Excerpt K 3:195 Set 13, Count 35":who fought and were slain...I will most certainly make them enter gardens beneath which rivers flow; a reward from Allah, and with Allah is yet better reward."

Excerpt K 4:089-091 ;Set 17, Count 43-45:[4.89] "...take not from among them friends until they fly (their homes) in Allah’s way; but if they turn back [to their homes], then seize them and kill them wherever you find them... [4.90] Allah has not given you a way against them [Allah supposedly does not allow Muslims to fight people friendly to Muslims]. [4.91]...seize them and kill them wherever you find them..."

A RELIGION THAT FIGHT FOR ITS GOD INSTEAD OF THE OTHER WAY WAY.

Excerpt K 5:033 :Set 21, Count 54: "The punishment of those who wage war against Allah and His apostle and strive to make mischief in the land is only this, that they should be murdered or crucified or their hands and their feet should be cut off on opposite sides or they should be imprisoned"

Excerpt K 9:029 :Set 38, Count 101:"Fight those who do not believe in Allah...nor follow the religion of truth, out of those who have been given the Book, until they pay the tax in acknowledgment of superiority and they are in a state of subjection"

MUSLIMS WHAT DO U SAY TO THIS. RELIGION OF PEACE INDEED
I am a Muslim. I don't care what you think about my religion. If you fight me, I will fight you. I no be gentleman like that. That is the summary of all you quoted above. The Jews fought very many wars in the Bible, more wars than the Arabians are fighting now.
Islam › Re: Being Muslim And The Danger Of A Single Story by simpleseyi: 7:55pm On Jul 25, 2014
san316: It happens everyday. I was in a bus in jos and a call came in. I picked and said ''assalam alaikum'' and all eyes turn on me and i was like ''kilo de''. May God nt make their actions discourage us from being who we are.
That is great. That is also why I love my names. My first name is an Islamic name while my surname is also an Islamic name; whenever and where ever I mention my names, infidels jitter and shiver. My names intimidates foolish and idiotic religious bigots. Church goers and other nonentities turn round to take a look at me while I just smile back mischievously and viciously grin. but true Christ followers are not discriminatory, so they see names as just names and accommodate everyone. My wife is a Christian and we are happy together unlike Pastor and ex-Mrs Chris Okotie.
Politics › Re: Why I Believe Buhari Plotted And Executed The Bomb Attack On His Own Convoy by simpleseyi: 12:39pm On Jul 25, 2014
A tale of two presidents and two thieves.

Buhari organized the kidnapped and deportation of his fellow Northerner named Umaru Dikko who stole the country's money and fled to England; while Jonathan pardoned his fellow Southerner name DSP Alaimesiagha (I can't even spell the unpronouceable name) who also stole the country's money and fled to the same England.

DSP Alaimesiagha was selected by Jonathan to represent the South-South in the on-going jamboree called constitutional conference.

Jonathan also pardoned Bode George who is another thief tat was purnished by Obasanjo. Bode George's wife is now NDLEA chariperson.
Politics › Re: Mrs Aisha Buhari's Reaction To Husband's Attack In Kaduna Yesterday by simpleseyi: 1:50pm On Jul 24, 2014
Nctrice: from a more logical point of view I think if the attempt on Buhari had succeeded yesterday, that would have marked the beginning of an End to Boko Haram
You are wrong, it would have meant the End for Jonathan. Almajaris will force themselves into Aso Rock and send Jonthan and Sheppopo back to the creeks in Bayelsa.
Family › Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by simpleseyi: 1:16pm On Jul 24, 2014
bukatyne: And what is the wife's job?
W - Wash
I - Iron - washed clothes
F - Fucck
E - E.t.c.

So, cleaning comes under W - Wash
Politics › Re: Jimi Agbaje Receives Warm Welcome In Lagos PDP by simpleseyi: 7:46am On Jul 23, 2014
That is good Mr Jimi Agbaje, that is where you belong; the nest of killers. PDP will get you several human heads to use as sacrifice to the PDP gods, but you will never smell Alausa except when you and your car are arrested by LASTMA badoo guys.
Politics › Re: Igbo Traders Suppliers Of Arms To Boko Haram by simpleseyi: 7:40am On Jul 23, 2014
Anything that brings money, Ibos will do it. Judas was an Ibo man; or rather, Judas descendants make up the Ibo tribe. So, if their fore-father can sell Jesus, what else cant the descendants do for money?

Pardon me, I am an incurable tribalist; I have already started taking hard drugs to cure my tribalism.
Politics › Re: Borrow Suswam Your Turn by simpleseyi: 8:01pm On Jul 22, 2014
Dear elders of Ushongo and Kwande LGAs, Please borrow Gov Suswam your slot, let him run for the Senate, he wants to run like Terry G, he (Gov. Suswam) will definitely run mad if he insists that he wants to run like Terry G.

This Suswam that is about to run mad was in the House of Representathieves for two terms of eight years, the thief has been governor for another two terms of eight years, now he wants to run for the Senate seat, na only him dey the state? His profession is now Politricks. Obviously, he is about to run mad.
Politics › Re: Breaking News: EFCC Declares Nyako Wanted by simpleseyi: 7:51pm On Jul 22, 2014
aryzgreat: Did stella steal ur mama's money? she was indicted for "oversight, approving money beyond her budget" she was never indicted for stealing!
Dont mind the guy jare, na rubbish him dey talk. Na you sabi english past. Stealing is not the same as corruption. Our dear Princess Stealer Oduah did not steal, she was only corrupt.
Politics › Re: Breaking News: EFCC Declares Nyako Wanted by simpleseyi: 7:47pm On Jul 22, 2014
The current EFCC chairman has forgotten so soon what happened to Nuhu Ribadu after allowing himself to be used by baba-no-regret called Obasanjo to witch-hunt Obasanjo's perceived enemies. Nuhu Ribadu was demoted from AIG to ACP and deployed to a village in Edo State as a police post DPO. Nuhu Ribadu was later dismissed from service for being away without leave (AWOL) because Nuhu Ribadu refused to resume in the village as DPO. Luckily for him, some elder statemen came to his rescue and begged Yar'Adua to let him (Nuhu Ribadu) resign instead of being a dismissed officer like our dear Christopher Alao Akala (a.k.a.Tupac Shakur governor). The same treatment Nuhu Ribadu got is waiting for the current EFCC chairmanboy. History is a biatch, always repeating itself.
Properties › Re: Fashola Commissions Oba Lateef Adeyemi Housing Estate. PIC by simpleseyi: 8:42am On Jul 22, 2014
Sincere9gerian: Good development. However, we need details as to the capacity and cost of these housing estates. If individuals can erect 4 or 5 storey buildings in Onitsha, it should be expected that a state govt that earns over N30 billion monthly income should be able to do that on a MASSIVE scale at subsidized cost.
You are very right my brother from another mother, Fashola should be able to do a massive construction of housing estates just like the ones Jonathan has built all over the country with the 4.8 billion yearly budget and over one billion naira food allowance; together with the 6 billion naira African first ladies mission house to be built by our dear Dame Sheppopo and the 4 billion naira Abuja City gates to be built by the FCT Minister and the billions of naira used for rehabilitating Abuja prosti-tutes grin grin
Properties › Re: Fashola Commissions Oba Lateef Adeyemi Housing Estate. PIC by simpleseyi: 8:34am On Jul 22, 2014
Mogidi: @OP
Don't tell me magani buruntashi exporter Malam Tinubu does not have a stake in this project?

It would be nice to see a picture of the landlord Ahmed Magaji the Emir of Lagos.
Of course Malam Tinubu has a great state in this. He also has a stake in Mr & Mrs Jona-daft's over one billion naira yearly food. Tinubu also a stake in the German hospital where Sheppopo a.k.a dere ris Godu ooo died and resurrected. Tinubu also has a stake in the 6 billion naira first ladies mission house to be built by our dear Dame Sheppopo. Tinubu also has a stake in the one billion dollars Jona-daft just requested from the National Assembly to share with his light-skinned girlfriends namely Dezaini Allison-Madueke, Ngozi Okonjo-Iwealla, Bianca Ojukwu, Kema Chikwe, e.t.c.
Politics › Re: President Jonathan Spotted Reading Seriously Like He Had Exams [PHOTOS] by simpleseyi: 8:15am On Jul 22, 2014
Mogidi: It would do Buhari a world of good to read one book a year, it would greatly increase his lexicon.

In public or private Buhari's always speaking Hausa.

BTW there's nothing wrong with speaking Hausa, except you want to rule Nigeria, in which case you're expected to communicate reasonably in English.
You should be telling your president's sheppopo wife this, she speaks more of Okrika language thinking she is speaking Queen's english; or is " chai . . . chai. . . dere ris godu ooo" also Queen's english?
Politics › Re: Stunning Confession Of Captured Boko Haram Terrorist Ogwuche by simpleseyi: 8:12am On Jul 22, 2014
experimentist: Which kain soup we go tek chop dis one? Shey na egusi, ogbono or edikankong?
I heard there is acid soup, we can try and give the useless terrorist with tuwo-shikafa.
Car Talk › Re: Made-in-nigeria Shacman Trucks Out Soon by simpleseyi: 8:08am On Jul 22, 2014
Donmarrius: Fresh Air!.

More investments in Igboland.
You are as tribal as myself. A hard knock on your coconut head and also on my mango head. Try and cure yourself of tribalism, I am already taking drugs to cure mine.
Car Talk › Re: Made-in-nigeria Shacman Trucks Out Soon by simpleseyi: 8:06am On Jul 22, 2014
Jona-daft and cluelessness, two words, same meaning. However, he got this Automobile policy right, may God give him the strength to implement this to the letter. If either baba-no-regret a.k.a Obasanjo or the evil nonentity called IBB has started this policy, Nigeria would have been exporting cars to Europe before now.
Politics › Re: BBC Gloating To The World That Bokoharam Has Finally Captured Nigerian Territory by simpleseyi: 8:03am On Jul 22, 2014
berem: A very good reason why Jonathan should not visit Chibok or Borno state entirely.
So, Boko haram has finally put our dear president under house arrest in Aso Rock.

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