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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: IT Staff (applications Installation / Support) (Deadline Is 11th Nov.) by simpleseyi: 12:15pm On Nov 08, 2013
Application sent.
Politics › Re: Missing 500 Billion Naira Sure-p Fund: NNPC Absolves Self by simpleseyi: 8:14am On Nov 08, 2013
Fresh Air.
Team Jonathan Forever
Team Looting Till Hell Fire.

Where are the refineries that Jonathan promised when we went on strike in January 2011?
The money is in some looters accounts.
Politics › Re: If Satan Criticizes PDP, APC Will Accept Him As Progressive by simpleseyi: 9:15pm On Nov 07, 2013
YES, if satan can criticizes Jonathan yearly food allowance of over one billion naira and also criticize Jonathan's sleeping with several light skinned women namely Dezaini Allison-Madueke, Stella Oduah, Arumah Oteh and Jonathan's looting of the treasury, then that makes satan a progressive.
Politics › Re: FG To Use Islamic Bond To Build Airports, Refineries by simpleseyi: 8:57pm On Nov 07, 2013
drnoel: Nicely said but at what price. How much do we pay 4 such islamic services
Nothing much, the conditions are listed below:

1. Pray 5 times daily
2. Believe in one and only God who has no wife nor child
3. Give to the needy and not to jet flying MOG
4. Go for Holy prigimage to Mecca and Medina if you can afford it, don't use government money for this and don't go to river Jordan to pray for a looter like Pastor Orishejafor did
5. Fast in the month of Ramadan if you are fit

6. Speak against pedo-philes in the Catholic churches world-wide and in Northern Nigeria
7. Speak against looters and politrickians
8. Don't use the loan to build hotels and brothels where politrickians take school girls younger than their grand-children to sleep with
Politics › Re: Nigerians in India angry over Goa murder by simpleseyi: 8:30pm On Nov 07, 2013
plaindealer: Lagos is no mans land, India is no mans land. What's next?
Lagos is no man's land, UK is no man's land, America is no man's land, Canada is no man's land, Kano is no man's land, Abuja is no man's land, Port-Harcourt is no man's land because Indigbo developed all these places, but Indigbo land is under/undeveloped.

Fashola warned these people against going to a man's house and saying "This place is no man's land" but they never listened, now they are about to be deported back to hell Naija, the same way they were deported from Lagos.

However, India has no justification for killing a Nigerian, they better wake up the dead man the same way our First lady died and resurrected on the 7th day, if not, I will start doing same to any Indian I see on Nigerian soil.
Politics › Re: Oduah’s Airport Upgrade And Rehabilitation Is A Scam by simpleseyi: 5:20pm On Nov 06, 2013
Nnewi1stSon: Fools should continue running from pillar to post. Their 1st scheme has failed, now they are trying to cook up something else. But read this.....
PRINCESS STELLA ADAEZE ODUAH IS GOING NOWHERE!
The earlier you all got it into ur oil thick craniums the better for you all.
Notorious armed robbers have families and relatives, definately notorious looters like Stella Oduah have families and relatives also.
Politics › Re: EFCC Arraigns Former Oyo State Head Of Service, Others For N5.6bn Pension Scam by simpleseyi: 6:51am On Nov 06, 2013
These people are cursed on earth and will end up with the devil their master on the judgement day. Even their children's children will share part of the generational curse. There is no peace for the wicked. Imagine these lucifer's disciples stealing old retirees' pension. There is no peace for them in Yoruba land, they can go and meet Stella Oduah and her kinsmen for support.
Politics › Re: APC In Rivers Today by simpleseyi: 10:37pm On Nov 05, 2013
barcanista: Sorry to burst your bubble, Rivers is 100% PDP.

Amaechi is a traitor
We shall deal with him the moment he vacates that seat.
Beside the nicompoop has been rendered politically paralysed in Rivers Politics.
Neither him nor his jokers LGA chairmen control the political structure of the state.

Rivers ppl shall prove their total luv 4 PDP in 2015.



PDP is Rivers State
I beg if the governor, all the commissioners , all special assistants and special advisers, all LGA chairmen and councillors leave PDP, who will be left nah? can only the education minister Wike, Hon Bipi (son of jesus-on-earth) and impatience jonathan give PDP the number of votes that Amechi delivered during the last election?
Politics › Re: "Imprisoned" Enugu First Lady, Clara Chime, Hires Falana To Secure Her Release by simpleseyi: 10:38am On Nov 05, 2013
[quote author=edie_mafio]Falana or what ever he calls himself will not get anywhere with this one.lets look at it this way,Mrs Chime may have been held at the govt house,though against her will but in the best interest of her health and public figure.As we read,she has been experiencing episodes of halusinations which is a first class symptom of schizophrenia.She may have been diagnosed of a similar mental ailement and as such,has become very vulnerable outside the care and protection of her family.(gov.Chime).
There is no breach of human right here as Mrs Chime no longer has capasity to make her own decisions,hence the decision to remand her at her own home(Chime's residence) for medical treatment was made by her medical team and enforced by his excellency.[/quote]Does this mean that Enugu State's First Lady is mad? Then, we need to thoroughly check the Lady at Aso Rock also for similar illness.
Jokes Etc › Re: Lobatan by simpleseyi: 1:22am On Nov 04, 2013
ibro4las: LOBATAN is when your boyfriend
wants u to meet his family & on
getting there the elder brother is
your EX. The sister is the lady you
just fought with over a man. The
mother is d nurse who begged
you not to abort your 4th
pregnancy but u did.... The father is
the sugar daddy who just bought
you BB Q10...GBAM LOBATAN. Reply if
its well defined!
What is your ADvice?
Best, simple and precise.
Politics › Re: Criticisms Of My Style No Longer Bother Me - Jonathan by simpleseyi: 1:36pm On Nov 02, 2013
Yes, Jonathan cannot be bordered about critism because those that the gods want to kill, they first make deaf, then make them mad before finally killing. Now, Jonathan ls at the first stage, the gods have made him deaf, next the god will make him . . . . . and finally . . . . . . . .
Politics › Re: Augustus Aikhomu Is Dead by simpleseyi: 8:07pm On Nov 01, 2013
RIP. One more down and many more to go. He was one of those that turned our youths to kidnappers, yahoo-yahoo and armed robbers. Abdulsalami and Akhigbe shared all oil blocks among themselves, Obasanjo had to cancel the allocation and re-allocated to himself (Obasanjo) and his co-looters. Obasanjo and Abdulsalami just bought Ikeja and Lagos distribution zones of PHCN using our stolen wealth, how much is the total of their life savings as military officers and ex-presidents that can now afford to buy PHCN? All those that are sucking the masses blood through looting of the common wealth shall go 6-feet under. Sanni Abacha, Wada Nas, Stella Obasanjo, Mariam Babangida, Augustus Aikhiomu, Impatience Jonathan's mother, Jonathan's brother, Segun Agagu, Sola Saraki, Fashola's father, Yisa Yuguda's sister, Patrick Azazi Owoye and others are gone, we are expecting other looters including Tinubu, IBB, Abdulsalami, Obasanjo, TY Danjuma, Jerimiah Oseni, Gbenga Daniel, Alao-Akala, DSP Alams, Joshua Dariye, Sani Yerima, the C-in-C (I no mention name oo), Theodora Orji, Segun Oni, Abubakar Audu, Stella Oduah and others to DO THE NEEDFUL by adding RIP to their names as God commands.
Romance › Re: The Right Time To Ask My Boyfriend For Rent Money? by simpleseyi: 7:45pm On Nov 01, 2013
[quote author=mizzocho.cinco]I have been dating my boyfriend for 4months now and since men play the role of a provider when is the right time to ask him for rent money, or should i move in with him to save him the trouble?[/quote]Very soon, you will ask for equal rights, yet you can't buy ordinary sanitary pad yourself.
Politics › Re: Body Of Akhigbe Arrives Saturday by simpleseyi: 7:20pm On Nov 01, 2013
RIP. One more down and many more to go. He was one of those that turned our youths to kidnappers, yahoo-yahoo and armed robbers. Abdulsalami and Akhigbe shared all oil blocks among themselves, Obasanjo had to cancel the allocation and re-allocated to himself (Obasanjo) and his co-looters. Obasanjo and Abdulsalami just bought Ikeja and Lagos distribution zones of PHCN using our stolen wealth, how much is the total of their life savings as military officers and ex-presidents that can now afford to buy PHCN? All those that are sucking the masses blood through looting of the common wealth shall go 6-feet under. Sanni Abacha, Wada Nas, Stella Obasanjo, Mariam Babangida, Augustus Aikhiomu, Impatience Jonathan's mother, Jonathan's brother, Segun Agagu, Sola Saraki, Fashola's father, Yisa Yuguda's sister, Patrick Azazi Owoye and others are gone, we are expecting other looters including Tinubu, IBB, Abdulsalami, Obasanjo, TY Dajuma, Jeremiah Oseni, Gbenga Daniel, Alao-Akala, DSP Alams, Joshua Dariye, Sani Yerima, the C-in-C (I no mention name oo), Theodora Orji, Segun Oni, Abubakar Audu, Stella Oduah and others to DO THE NEEDFUL by adding RIP to their names as God commands.
Politics › Re: Body Of Akhigbe Arrives Saturday by simpleseyi: 6:37pm On Nov 01, 2013
Welcome home our dear son.
Politics › Re: Govt Ministries, Others To Fund Patience Jonathan’s Mother Funeral by simpleseyi: 6:18pm On Oct 30, 2013
TechWalker007: We need Sahara desert warriors to also investigate the massive fraud in Lagos Atlantic Ocean project and other issues like Tinubu traveling abroad for knee injury after 14yrs of ACN/APC in power.
And closing market and business for several days to allow Tinubu mum's burial and anointing a toddler as Iyaloja to collect the free flowing egunje from traders.
And the "border crossing" buy back.
And the 10kva generator.
Let's start there. The list is endless.
Pls get your Niger-Delta reporters to do this, or can't your people do anything apart from looting and kidnapping?
Politics › Re: Do You Want Nigeria To Continue? by simpleseyi: 5:45pm On Oct 30, 2013
NO. This fraud called Nigeria must cease to exist.
Politics › Re: How Gov Sullivan Chime Impregnated His Wife's Sister And His Many Other Sins by simpleseyi: 5:38pm On Oct 30, 2013
Weldone Gov Chime, you are following the foot-steps of your godfather Obasanjo who sleeps with anything that has a hole even sleeping with his son's daughter. More greece to your elbow and rotten face.
Politics › Re: The End Of Tinubu May Not Be Good by simpleseyi: 5:12pm On Oct 30, 2013
[quote author=madam_oringo]If you cannot afford to pay, find another school to go, especially in your state / region. Quality university education is not cheap and while I attended one of the top universities in the world (1 - 100), my school fees was more than N 1 M per annum (in dollars and of course, I am a citizen). The ones who are not citizens pay more than 2 - 3 X my school fees. That N 7000 is only about $ 50 dollars, what kind of university education can you get with that? N350 K is about $2500 which is still far less than I paid but it was a foreign university and I expect some bursary / scholarship for the students - mostly financed by taxes of the non-Lagosians (or better non-Yorubas). It is not by force to attend LASU, go to Unizik where your school fees is N 10 per annum![/quote]You are still alive only because it is illegal to shoot you and I also do not have a gun yet.

Minimum wage is a miserable 18,000 naira in Nigeria, is that also the minimum wage in America? Can iya-alata and iya-alepo and mai-suya afford to send their children to Lagos university or should their children not go to school and continue selling pepper, suya and re-oil like their parents?
Politics › Re: Govt Ministries, Others To Fund Patience Jonathan’s Mother Funeral by simpleseyi: 4:38pm On Oct 30, 2013
Kingspin: If it Saharareporters that came up with the post than the info is competely trash. Saharareporters is becoming bias in their report last time they told us that Mr president attended the last UN assemble in NY with 600 delegates. It turn out to be false allegation. Pls they should equally go and take care of the funeral so that we can rest. Rubbish!!.
My brother you are very right. Saharareporters were pieces of shit to me until when imPatience Jonathan went to church for thanks-giving and confessed that she died and resurrected in a German hospital after she and her incompetent aides denied the new several times as reported by the amebo Saharareporters.com

Also recently, Stella Oduah admitted that she caused FAAN to buy 225 million naira not 225 million kobo cars for her security because Yorubas, Tinubu and APC have been chasing her in her dreams using Yoruba masquerades. she admitted this after she and her looting aides denied the story by saharareporters.com

My brother, after God, na saharareporters.com I believe, or do you want me to believe Jonaboy who signed agreement with ASUU but refused to fulfil it, instead, he said that he signed at gun point and that he was under influence of local substandard ogogoro and that ASUU planned to give their salaries to Tinubu and APC,
Politics › Re: Govt Ministries, Others To Fund Patience Jonathan’s Mother Funeral by simpleseyi: 4:21pm On Oct 30, 2013
That is very good. Soon, I mean very soon, imPatience Jonathan will be sponsoring their own mothers' funeral too.
Politics › Re: South-East, South-South Professionals Tell Oduah To Quit by simpleseyi: 4:14pm On Oct 30, 2013
Now South-East and South-South professioonals have spoken, lets us hear what the South-East and South-South touts and tribalist e-worriors have to say, I hope the touts won't beat up the professionals or start kidnapping them.
Politics › Re: Dialogue Committee Apologises To Oshiomhole by simpleseyi: 7:07pm On Oct 29, 2013
Tinubu was right afterall, Jonathan is an eediot for putting a coup plotter and a thug into a supposed committee of democrats.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Sentenced To Death For Drug Trafficking In Vietnam by simpleseyi: 6:59pm On Oct 29, 2013
[quote author=ndu_chucks]The federal government must step in and halt any capital punishment in this case. Nonesense.[/quote]That will make the FG guilty of aiding and abetting drug traficking which is also purnishable by death, implying that Vietnam will kill FG by firing squard. Lawyers in the house, pls interprete.
Business › Re: PHCN: Consumers To Pay More As New Owners Move To Recover Funds by simpleseyi: 5:16pm On Oct 29, 2013
Pls be reminded that the new owners of NEPA (becos I dont know PHCN) did not invest a single kobo so there should be no talk of getting any investment back. Obasanjo and Abdulsalami bought Lagos and Ikeja distribution zones with our oyel money which they looted, or can their lifetime salaries as millitary or as president be enough to buy NEPA? Same for buyers of other distribution zones. Let anyone prove me wrong.
Politics › Re: . by simpleseyi: 4:00pm On Oct 29, 2013
Danielsachs: no matter how you take it, he's still our president and God said We should respect all authorities because All authorities were instituted by Him.....so why call The president a nonentity.
no matter how you take it, he's still our president and God said We should respect all authorities because All authorities were instituted by Him.....so why call The president a nonentity.
no matter how you take it, he's still our president and God said We should respect all authorities because All authorities were instituted by Him.....so why call The president a nonentity.
God will not institute looters. Most of these looters including Jonathan are cultists and they got to their positions by signing agreement with the devil. Remember the member of Rivers state house of assembly that was'shouting ''my arrow mates - my arrow mates'' during the Rivers Assembly fracas. Remember also Ngige, Chris Ubah and the Okija shrine. Remember again that Gbenga Obasanjo said in the law court during his divorce case with his now ex-wife that his father Obasanjo and his father-in-law sleep with his wife as part of occultic ritual process.

Remember also the many lives Stella Oduah has offered her blood sucking lord thru plane crashes.

So, pls never ever say that God put these occultic political thieves in their position of looting, rather, it is lucifer that put them there.
Politics › Re: Iyalaoja Coronation: Markets &schools In Lagos Are Shut by simpleseyi: 10:52am On Oct 29, 2013
lyjakado: That is what I dislike about them. Double standards! Hypocrites who have their own homes in disarray yet want to fix other peoples’ home. If this had happened in another part of Nigeria they would drag their unwashed putrid bodies (ask Google) to Nairaland to type rubbish then rush off to pass stool inside the bowls in their rooms, leave it there to smell(that is their perfume) then return to Nairaland to type some more.
Respect your host tribe so that you will not be deported to Biafra and dumped at bridge head in the middle of the night.
Politics › Re: CBN Governor Lamido Sanusi Has 7 Bullet-Proof Cars - CKN by simpleseyi: 10:47am On Oct 29, 2013
sanusi is an unrepentant looter and adulterer. He needs one armoured car for each of his cuucubines.
Politics › Re: Pilgrims Refuse To Say “Amen” To Oritsejafor's Prayer by simpleseyi: 12:01am On Oct 29, 2013
malachytochukwu: [img][/img]continue....based on the fact that the yorubas are taking upon themselves and as such are turning into a tribal war as if to say that its only Mrs. Oduah that is corrupt in the whole AFRICA..... that's regretable
My brother, you are very wrong. Yorubas oppossed and fought Obasanjo throughout Obasanjo's unfortunate 8 wasted years, up till now, Yorubas are still cursing Obasanjo for looting Nigeria's treasury. Recall, that Obasanjo lost election in the south west on both occassions, south-east, south-south and the north voted the monster called Obasanjo. That was why Obasanjo had to rig the second election but the court of appeal cancelled the presidential election for ogun state for rigging. Obasanjo lost even at the polling booth opposite his house.

Yorubas are still fighting Tinubu, Gbenga Daniel, Prisoner Bode George, Alao Akala, Segun Agagu even after his death, Segun Oni and other Yorba looters.

When a child steals at home pls purnish him so that he wont go and steal outside. If you dont let us all purnish and correct this our beloved daughter Stella Oduah, imagine if she gets United Nations job and she goes to steal UN money to buy armoured jet for her security just because she thinks Yorubas are after her ife or she goes to shop-lift in a UK supermarket. That will be international or intercontinental disgrace.

Yorubas are not after Igbo ministers, if we dont want Igbos, whom do we want? Bamangar Tukur, Atiku Abubakar, Sani Yerima, Fani Kayode or Bode George? Never! God purnish devil. Those listed and others alike are devil's offsprings.
Politics › Re: Pilgrims Refuse To Say “Amen” To Oritsejafor's Prayer by simpleseyi: 11:36pm On Oct 28, 2013
[quote author=sleek_p]And Shekau is the spiritual leader of APC, you can buy him a jet if you want.[/quote]give honour to whom it is due; Shekau is NOT the spiritual leader of APC, rather, Shekau is the Commander in Chief of the Armed and Unarmed forces. Shekau tells Jonathan which state Jonathan can visit in the North and at what time. Shekau instructed that Independence Day Celebration should not be held at Eagle Square but it should be held inside Aso Rock where Jonathan remains under house/rock arrest. This is why Jonathan declared/confessed publicly that he is not the C-in-C and should not be addressed as such so that the real C-in-C named Shekau no go vex come bomb Aso Rock where Jonathan is under house/rock arrest.

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