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Politics › Re: Bill Gates Wants 'vaccines To Reduce Population' by simpleseyi: 12:29pm On Nov 13, 2013
Can we all now take our mind back to Northern Nigeria masses that have been reluctant and unwilling to take the vaccines. We called the Northerners illiterates, but, it seems they are more enlightened than the so called eductaed southerners. White witches, sorry whitemen are desperate to control African's destiny.
Politics › Re: There’s No Madness In Our Family – Chime’s In-laws by simpleseyi: 11:55am On Nov 13, 2013
Yes, there is no madman / madwoman is this family, but there is always a first time. Just like Jonathan is the first president from his family and region, Obasanjo is the first nonentity to rule Nigeria twice. Mrs Chime may just be the first madwoman in government house and in her family.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Under Pressure To Contest In 2015 - Gulak by simpleseyi: 11:28am On Nov 13, 2013
Yes, Jonathan is saying the truth, Sheppopotamus has been begging him since she died and resurrected in Germany, Asari Dokuboh, David Mark, Edwin Clark, Stella Oduah the kleptomaniac, Ngozi Okonjo-Iwealla, Otedola, Dangote have been begging him. These people are all Nigerians though most of them don't have voter's card and also most of them are also dual citizens of America/Europe and Nigeria. So, they all think that by the time Nigeria massess carry ams and ammunition against the oppressive government, they will run to America/Europe leaving Jonathan and Sheppopotamus to face and dance to the music.
Politics › Re: Borno Christians Accuse Governor Of Negligence, Say Boko Haram Sacked 46 Villag by simpleseyi: 11:10am On Nov 13, 2013
Idi Amin: Point of correction bro, the Almight God I serve can not and will never be the same with the Allah those u n cir cumsized blo o d s u cking idiioots serve undecided
Your god came to enslave Africa, took your forefathers in chains to the Americas and Europe. Your god instructs catholic priest to sleep with underage boys. Your god ask Isrealites to kill and destroy other nations e.g. the Philippines. This you god has children that will never agree on what their father and god wants leading to several conflicting denominations. Pls tell your god to put his house and children in order.

I don't know a god/father that will need to suck the blood of his only begotten son in order to save his other begotten children. Even Ogun, sango, Osun, obatala did not suck their own children's blood.
Car Talk › Re: Picture Of A Graduate Driving Keke-napep In Kano by simpleseyi: 10:57am On Nov 13, 2013
KraticKratus: why so bad?
graduates drive taxis all over the world. he can even make more money than those office workers.

better than blowing himself up.
Mr man, pray that this happen to you if you are convinced it is a sign of prosperity. Only in jonathan's government, PhD holders are driving Dangote trucks, Masters degree holders are banks and eateries' security men, Bachelor degree holders are bus conductors, kidnappers and pipeline vandals.

If as a graduate, I have to choose btw driving Keke naped, pipeline vandalism, armed robbery, kidnapping and yahoo yahoo. I think I will choose either pipeline vandalism or yahoo yahoo.
Politics › Re: Why Cant Oil Wells Be Allocated To Public Companies Owned By Many People? by simpleseyi: 9:20am On Nov 13, 2013
Oil wells cannot be allocated to public companies but only to private individuals like T Y Danjuma, Dangote, Mrs Alakija (Africa's richest woman), Abdulsalami Abubakar, Obasanjo, Otedola e.t.c. Even when there is no oil in these people's father's land so that these few people can continue to suppress the masses.
Politics › Re: Remarkable Similarities Between Goodluck Ebele Jonathan And Awolowo by simpleseyi: 9:08am On Nov 13, 2013
thank you very much my brother from another mother. Pls as regards these your well researched similarities, there are some things I don't know about these two people of destiny and I will be very grateful if you can enlighten me by answering YES or NO to my questions below, if possible with explanation and/or examples.

1. Did Awolowo use over 1 billion as food allowance as Jonathan is doing now?

2. Did Awolowo sign agreement with University lecturers and later said that he, Awolowo does not know the financial implication like Jonathan is saying now?

3. Did Awolowo promise to build refinery after a people's protest and about 2 years after there is nothing to show like Jonathan is doing?

4. Did Awolowo's wife go to do tummy tuck in Germany and died and thereafter resurrected after 7 to 8 days like Jonathan's wife the great Sheppopotamus?

5. Was Awolowo's wife also a first or last lady of the western region?

6. Did Awolowo's wife go to fight and usurp the position of a state governor like Sheppopotamus has been doing?

7. Is Awolowo's wife also a jesus-on-earth like our Sheppopotamus?

8. Was/is Awolowo's wife also a permanent secretary in the ministry of education like our Sheppopotamus?

9. Did Awolowo sleep with several light skinned women like Jonathan e.g. Arunnah Oteh, Stella Oduah, Dezainni Allisson-Madueke e.t.c.

10. Did Awolowo gI've money to militants to buy private jet and build private university in Benin Republic like Jonathan has been doing?

11. Did Awolowo has 11 presidential jets when his people cannot eat 2 square meals per day?

12. Did Awolowo borrow up to 8 trillion naira from foreign lenders and put the future generation in debts even when the immediate pass government paid all the previous debts? The same Ngozi Okonjo-Iwealla that told Obasanjo to pay off all Nigeria's debts is the one borrowing and accumulating debts again.

I have more questions, pls answer simple YES or NO to the above so that I can learn from you.
Politics › Re: Baraje Resigns As Chairman, Nigeria Railway Corporation - by simpleseyi: 8:24am On Nov 13, 2013
taharqa: ....Yea!!! That was exactly what Ibori, Okah and Timipre Silver said.

Wondering where they are now huh huh
Let Jonathan try any nonsense with a northern, then you will know who owns Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Now That Falana Has Put Assunder Gov. Chima's Marriage, Is He Happy? by simpleseyi: 8:19am On Nov 13, 2013
kettykin: Falana the self appointed watch dog is nigerian biggest hypocrite and a very big fool, sometimes I wonder how people thrive on in hypocrisy, was he not there when obasanjo was busy truncating th tenure of governors, when Chris ngige was abducted by Chris Uba, when a serving minister was held captive by militants now it is a domestic family issue involving a governor and his wife that he is interested in.
Chime should have kept quiet and allowed the fool to step into enugu , his case would have been worse than dino melaye because enugu boys would have taught him how not to be meddlesome
It seems you have forgotten what Yorubas did to you btw 1967 and 1970. Go and ask your elders.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Practice Do You Hate In A Particular Church? by simpleseyi: 9:13pm On Nov 10, 2013
pembisco: Well, thers notin i hate abt my catholic church actually. I lv evrytin abt it especially songs frm d choir. God! Catholic hymns ar so interesting especially d igbo songs (i'm a notherner) songs like ka inje Nnulo chukwu nd co. U nid 2 atend mass in rome, u'll tink u ar in heaven olredy. Kai! Proudly catholic
Catholics that can't differentiate btw God and Jesus?
Politics › Re: Suswam: ASUU Wants To Bring Down Jonathan’s Government by simpleseyi: 8:49pm On Nov 10, 2013
You are wrong Suswan , Jonathan signed the agreement with ASUU when he was Vice President in order to bring down Yar'adua's government, now he is bringing down Patience Jonathan's government.

Before I forget Mr Suswan, why is your wife Yemisi? Couldn't you get a wife from your rural tribe? Pls leave Yoruba pu-ssies for Yoruba dikks. If not, I will send Femi Fani Kayode to your village, don't ask me what for.
Politics › Re: Kerry Scolds Israel For West Bank Occupation by simpleseyi: 8:36pm On Nov 10, 2013
Live and let others live.
Politics › Re: Jonathan: Military 'll No Longer Be Tolerated In Governance by simpleseyi: 8:33pm On Nov 10, 2013
Pls remind our presido that the military does not ask for civillians' opinion before taking over government.
Politics › Re: CAN Prescribes Psychiatric Test For El-rufai Over Anti-Christ Tweets by simpleseyi: 8:23pm On Nov 10, 2013
A CAN president who goes about with a duplicate copy of Tupac Shakur's chain and lives a gangstar life like notorious BIG should be treated as same.

Is Orishejafor the first CAN president? Why was there no controversy when catholic, anglicans, methodist were there?
Politics › Re: If A Hacker Should Become A President Of Nigeria,what Will Happen? by simpleseyi: 8:17pm On Nov 10, 2013
baseg25: If a hacker should be a president of nigeria , What wil happen?..
I bind you in Jesus name. The fisherman we currently have is a nightmare, a hacker will be disastrous. I reject it with holy ghost fire .
Politics › Re: Gowon - God Took Abacha, Abiola Away To Save Nigeria by simpleseyi: 7:43pm On Nov 10, 2013
This Gowon is a nonentity. Is it God that poisoned Abacha and Abiola? And is it also his god that asked him to kill 2 million Biafran men, women and children? This old fool should be fed to the lions.
Politics › Re: Anambra Stood Still For Tony Nwoye As Vice President Namadi Sambo Storms Awka by simpleseyi: 7:39pm On Nov 10, 2013
66 views but only 2 posts, WHY? People don't believe in PDP and its lies any longer.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Does God Allow Satan To Influence Mankind? by simpleseyi: 3:23pm On Nov 10, 2013
obadiah777: funny guy. dayummm you drive your wife to church from yaba to otta ogun state ? no church in yaba ?
If I don't drive her from Yaba, Lagos (not Yaba Left ooo) to church in Otta, Ogun State which is about 40 kilometres, she will call me anti-Christ and pray that Holy Ghost Fire changes me, she will then attempt to cast non-existing demons out of me. I have to do her bidding so that peace will rein. I don't know why her God lives so far. My God lives in me. Last evening, I had my evening prayer with Audu our gateman just by the gate because I didn't feel like going to mosque.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Does God Allow Satan To Influence Mankind? by simpleseyi: 2:56pm On Nov 10, 2013
I am a Muslim but I schooled in Catholic Primary and Secondary school, so, Bible Studies was a compulsory subject. I did quite well in Bible Studies throughout my primary and Secondary school because It was easy for me to cram the english Bible with all the interesting stories which I understand because I have been cramming the Arabic Quran which I did not understand then .

I have a thousand and one questions which the Bible and the Quran have not been able to answer. So, I just worship God in the little way I can and try as much as possible to do good. I go to the mosque to pray and also drive my wife to church (Yaba, Lagos to Otta, Ogun State) and since there is no waiting room at the church, it means I have to be inside the church. I can't wait at the car park because demons cast out from the church go through the car park to the main road.
I still wonder the relationship btw God and Satan, is God using Satan? Or is Satan taking permission from God to torment God's children?
Culture › Re: Lists Of Yoruba Names And Their English Meaning. by simpleseyi: 2:19pm On Nov 10, 2013
[quote author=god_of_music]What's the meaning of the 'Shukurah' huh

#TeamGOM[/quote]My muslim brothers/sisters together with my Igbo siblings pls help out. Is Shukurah same as Chukwura?
Culture › Re: Lists Of Yoruba Names And Their English Meaning. by simpleseyi: 1:56pm On Nov 10, 2013
Arabs and Igbos also share the same names e.g. Shukura (Arabic name) and Chukwura (Igbo name)
Politics › Re: The Fear Of These Names Is The Begining Of One's Wisdom (Anything Can Happen) by simpleseyi: 11:28pm On Nov 09, 2013
Broken TV: AlhajiTunde ngige will only win this election on! nairaland
Ngige once defeated Dora Akuyili and Peter Adaobi including the PDP candidate and their supporters to win his Senatorial seat. He is going to repeat the same.
Politics › Re: What Will U Tell the President of Nigeria if you had 2minutes with him? by simpleseyi: 11:24pm On Nov 09, 2013
Professor Peter: i will ask him to run for 2015 election, he should not mind the ranting of Tinubu, Buhari, G7, APC, aboki's slaves and the short put called El Rufai.
Plane B. Disintegration of this animal jungle called Nigeria after its expiration
I will ask him to go back to the creeks and continue his forefathers' profession which is FISHING. I will do just well there.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Did Better In Sports Under Abacha by simpleseyi: 11:20pm On Nov 09, 2013
Where is the 40 lapdogs crew? Dem don sleep? Come and work for your salary ooo. Is the poster right or wrong?
Events › Re: Bisoye Obasanjo's Traditional Wedding In Ebonyi State by simpleseyi: 11:16pm On Nov 09, 2013
banega: Rubbish. Hungry gurl. People who don't love your people can never love yuh.. I guess this is the new trend for yoruba men now.. To marry igbo women.. They just hate der own women.. Lol. If this goes on i just wonda who will marry the yoruba women they are leaving behind.. Smh!
You are pushing your luck too far. Yoruba men love Igbo pu-ssies and not Igbo women because Igbo women are wild whores in bed. Ask Femi Fani-Kayode for more info. I don't even expect any Igbo family to give its daughter to Obasanjo family considering all Obasanjo did to Biafran soldiers, women and children during the unplanned civil war. I am now sure you people can do anything for money.
Politics › Re: Please Post ONE GOOD THING You Are Proud Of About Nigeria by simpleseyi: 9:23am On Nov 09, 2013
NOTHING angry angry
Crime › Re: 3 Killed, Many Injured As Fulani Herdsmen Attack Communities In Makurdi by simpleseyi: 9:04am On Nov 09, 2013
Fulanis invade Enugu state communities, Fulanis invade Anambra state communities, Fulanis invade Imo state communities, Fulanis invade Rivers state communities, Fulanis invade Akwa-Ibom state communities. Fulanis invade Ogun state communities, Fulanis invade Oyo state communities, Fulanis invade Lagos state communities, Fulanis invade Osun state communities. Fulanis invade Kwara state communities, Fulanis invade Plateau state communities, Fulanis invade Kano state communities, Fulanis invade Yobe state communities, Fulanis invade Adamawa state communities.


Does this implies that Fulanis are "stronger" and more devilish than other tribes? Is it not time we leave our different religions aside and face these nonentities and wipe them off Nigeria map. Recall that Isrealites fought many wars in the past and they are still fighting wars now, also the Saudis fought many wars in those day. So, I don't think we should leave these Fulanis to God, let us settle this once and for all.

What are Niger Delta militants doing with their arms and ammunitions, what is Bakasi boys doing, where are the OPC generals?

If you are ready, lets start.
Politics › Re: Anambra: Obi Campaigns For Catholic Governor by simpleseyi: 8:43am On Nov 09, 2013
What will Peter Adaobi say about a Muslim governorship candidate?
Politics › Fulani Mercenaries Invade Communities Kill Seven, Displace Many by simpleseyi(op): 8:40am On Nov 09, 2013
Seven persons have been reportedly killed while over six thousand others have also been displaced in Ikpele and Okpopolo communities following the invasion of parts of Agatu Local Government Area of Benue state by suspected Fulani mercenaries.

Saturday Vanguard gathered from sources that “the marauders who invaded the communities two days ago from Omola Local Government Area of Kogi state also burnt down several houses, huts and economic trees after killing seven persons in the affected communities.”

Confirming the development, renown leader of Agatu and Benue state Commissioner for Works and Transport, Mr. John Ngbede said, that his people in Ikpele and Okpopolo were attacked again on Tuesday, morning by the Fulanis when most of the people had gone to their farms.

”They stormed the communities in a guerrilla fashion, burnt down houses and economic trees and while on their way out they killed two persons and injured two others who are currently in critical condition in a public hospital.

”As I talk to you, there are rumours that the mercenaries are marching towards Iwarri village for further attacks. Our findings revealed that they stormed our communities from Loco in Nasarawa state from where they boarded speed boats to Omola Local Government Area of Kogi state, and from that point they launched attacks on our communities.

”It is saddening that these incessant attacks have forced over 6,000 inhabitants of the affected communities and Agatu west to flee their homes for fear of being killed; most of them are now taking refuge at neighboring Apa Local Government Area and at Obagaji.

”We are tired of these unending bloodbath, the Fulanis should come out and tell us their problem with Agatu people, and if they have a different agenda they should also let us know.

”Moreover we would also want the Federal government to step into the matter by beefing up security and extending assistance to the victims of these attacks in the affected communities.”

Meantime, Mr. Ngbede has also pleaded with the Omola local government council chairman in Kogi state to beef up security around he communities bordering Agatu Local Government Area in order to stem the unrestrained incursion of the marauders.

When contacted, the Police Public Relations Officer, PPRO, for Benue state, Deputy Superintendent, Daniel Ezeala said “the suspected Fulanis invaded the communities on Tuesday, burning down houses and also killed one person while two others were seriously injured but security has been beefed up in the affected communities.


SOURCE: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/11/fulani-mercenaries-invade-communities-kill-seven-displace-many/
Politics › Anambra: Obi Campaigns For Catholic Governor by simpleseyi(op): 8:25am On Nov 09, 2013
Governor Peter Obi of Anambra State has urged Roman Catholics in the state to sustain the grip of their control on the politics of the state by ensuring that the next governor of the state remained a Catholic.

Speaking on Friday on behalf of the governor at the inauguration of the Widows and Less Privileged Members Foundation at the Holy Trinity Basilica, Onitsha, the Commissioner for Works, Mr. Callistus Ilozumba, said Roman Catholics must use the November 16 governorship election in the state to make a point that the church had come to be relevant in the politics of the state.

He recalled that the late Catholic Archbishop of Onitsha, the Most Rev. Albert Obiefuna, had championed the involvement of knights of the church to take charge of the politics of the state, saying that the effort paid off when Obi was elected governor in 2003.

He said the first beneficiary of that effort would have been Prof. Alphonsus Nwosu, who was dropped as the governorship candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party for Dr. Chinwoke Mbadinuju in 1998.

He said that it was after that the late archbishop advised on the need to have an alternative platform, and that came with the formation of APGA.

He said it was not an accident that the first national chairman of the party, Chief Chekwas Okorie, Obi, the current national chairman, Chief Victor Umeh, and others are Catholics.

Ilozumba recalled that when Obi joined the race in 2003, both Knights of St. John, St. Mulumba and the Laity Council teamed up to support him in the election which he won.

He reminded knights of St. John International that they had the capacity to change the situation in the state as predicted by Obiefuna.

SOURCE: http://www.punchng.com/news/anambra-obi-campaigns-for-catholic-governor/
Politics › Re: Human Rights Commission Lied, They Took Bribe From My Husband - Mrs Clara Chime. by simpleseyi: 8:22am On Nov 09, 2013
Petition: Rights commission releases report on Chime’s wife


The National Human Rights Commission on Friday released a preliminary report on its investigations into complaints of rights abuse raised by Clara, the wife of Enugu State Governor, Sullivan Chime.

The commission reported that the bone of contention between Chime and his wife is a disagreement over the procedure for the treatment of her occasional hallucinations and depression.

In a petition written on her behalf by human rights lawyer, Femi Falana, SAN, Clara had accused the governor of illegal detention.

Following the petition, the NHRC had written Chime, demanding access to his wife.

The Executive Secretary of the NHRC, Prof. Bem Angwe, informed journalists on Friday that a five-man investigative panel from the commission met with the major characters in the unfolding drama at the Enugu State Government House on Thursday.

According to Angwe, the commission held private discussions with Chime, the complainant, Clara; the governor’s sibling, Dr. Jide Chime; the First Lady’s physician, Dr. Aham Agumoh, as well as her elder brother, Tony Igwe.

The NHRC team also spoke to one Dr. A. Uzegu, a London-based consultant psychiatrist and forensic examiner, who is the doctor preferred by Clara, through teleconference.

Disclosing details of the initial findings, Angwe confirmed that for the last two weeks, Clara had been confined to her apartment on medical advice for purposes of medical maintenance and security.

But he added that the governor’s wife admitted having possession and control of keys to her apartment.

Angwe said the apartment was inspected by his team.

He further disclosed that the NHRC learnt that the First Lady was allowed access to her son after his school and lesson hours.

He also noted that, despite her health condition, Clara was conscious of her environment and related well with those she encountered.

Angwe said, “Yesterday, I led a team of investigators to the Government House, Enugu, and we were granted unhindered access to both Mrs. Chime and her apartment in the Government House.

“The investigating team held a five-hour meeting with Governor Chime, Mrs. Chime, Dr. Jide Chime (the governor’s sibling), Dr. Aham Agumoh (who has been treating Mrs. Chime) and Tony Igwe (the complainant’s elder brother) during which the complainant had an opportunity to state her case and also respond to the issues raised by her husband.

“Dr. A. Uzegu, a London-based consultant psychiatrist and forensic examiner, who is the doctor the complainant prefers, also joined the meeting through teleconference.”

SOURCE: http://www.punchng.com/news/petition-rights-commission-releases-report-on-chimes-wife/

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