₦airaland Forum

Only looters celebrate looters.

[quote author=Chino.Elects]The man was a coupist who was jailed to languish in Calabar prison if not for Ojukwu he would have rot in there. Though years later he did commit suicide after being closed in by IBB for plotting yet another coup..[/quote]You cannot abuse my forefathers and expect a hug from me except you want to hug 33KVA electric transformer.

This is why Fani Femi-Kayode has to father all Ojukwu's children. But is that also why your tribe has always been second class citizens in Nigeria? Is that why Hausa/Fulani enjoy using your tribe for suya in the whole of the North and now, they have graduated to coming to your home towns and villages to maim, kill and destroy your generations?

Awo destroyed your generations yet unborn. He wanted to wipe out the prodigal Nigerian-Jews from Nigerian map, killing more than 2 million of you idiots, yet you never learned from your fathers' mistake. Bring it on, start another senseless war and we shall wipe you Nigerian-Jews from Nigerian map once and for all. We shall not let any of you escape like your war-lord Ojukwu did, we shall annihilate you completely. You shall all be shot with AK-49 and survivors will be re-shot. Remember Obasanjo, T.Y. Danjuma, Jereboy Oseni and other Yoruba/Hausa/Fulani are still alive to teach you the lesson your grandfathers refused to learn.

Donmichaelz: all the virgins in nairaland should click like. let's see how many bitches we have and how many queens

Do not die a virgin, terrorist are waiting for virgins in heaven. Remember 70 virgins for each terrorist.

mumumugu: Why do pastors ask all virgins to come out for special prayer.

What i worse is that they make such request in mixed sermon when parents are with their wards.

The awkward moment you see a girl whom you have bleeped stepping out. Do you stop her?

That awkward moment when you are still seated with your parents eyes on u...
Na only God go save u when u and your parents reach house


pastors stop abeg

Yes, it is very right, it is an opportunity for the pastors and assistant pastors to choose their next bedmates. IDIOTS. Agents of the devil using Christ as cover up.

No Kemi Olunloyo is not Nigeria's worst liar, Nigerian worst liars are:

1. Pastor Christ Okotie - his god told him twice that he will be Nigeria president, but also told him that he wont be at the same place with Catholics after judgment.

2. Rueben Abati - too many lies
3. Doyin Okupe the attach dog - too many lies
4. President Jonathan - too many lies, if I list them, Nairaland server will malfunction
5. Dame Sheppopotamus - told everyone she was fine and resting abroad, later went to church and said the died and resurrected
6. Tinubu - looting Lagos treasury
7. Fashola - persecuting the masses that voted him into power and lying that he loves the masses
8. IBB - water for all for the year 2000, education for all by the year 2000, food for all by the year 2000, almost promising personal jets for all by the 2000

When Lagos doctors went on strike, was is PDP that instigated the doctors? If your answer is Yes, that implies that ASUU strike is truly political. If however, your answer is No, then you are dump for thinking APC instigated ASUU to go on strike.

Please, someone should help me ask Pastor Christ Okotie (the serial divorcee) that between him(Okotie) and this humble man (Pope Francis) who will be going to hell.

daryoor: c'est tres important de rester amie avec le france, nous sommes entourne par des pays francophone. Aussi , les decisions de l'UE nous affecte beaucoup donc on doit faire prudence

Here is Dame Sheppopotamus the Jesus-on-Earth former course mate.

cocoduck: one thing i am very sure of is that no governor in Nigeria is doing anything to move their states forward gej cannot play the roles of these governors infact i don't know what exactly is the duty of governors in Nigeria

GEJ cannot build 2nd Niger bridge, Fashola has already built a longer Ikoyi - Lekki bridge. So, don't ever say that no governor is doing anything. I am not supporting Fashola because Fashola is equally a thief like Jonathan but Fashola is defiantely not a nonentity like the husband of the Sheppopotamus Jesus-on-Earth.

Is the poster suggesting that Tinubu's family should go and replace James Ibori's family (self, wife, sister, mistress and lawyer) in London jail?

bloggernaija: Unfortunately ,The only way is via deportations

If you deport them to Biafra Republic now, their brothers and sisters in Nairaland will start crying again.

Black Peni5: In African cultures, any child that does not respect his father is regarded as wayward.

Ever since we Nigerians started openly disrespecting our President, the level of ridicule faced by Nigerians abroad have greatly increased. Imagine protesters in GOA beating up Nigerians. Even Zimbabwe of all places is trying to drive out Nigerian Businessmen.

There is nothing wrong with being critically outspoken, but lets learn to be respectful...We all have a choice to either vote GEJ back in 2015 or vote him out. If we want him out, 2015 is not far. The more we insult him, the more we insult ourselves to the entire world...lets put our beef into action in the polling stations not the internet and other media outlets.

The measure you sow is exactly what you will reap from your children and children's children.

Karma is a Bit@#...

Warning: This does not stop me from insulting any Nairalander that posts thrash.

pls how do we describe a thieving president whose wife and mother also steals (recall that the non-working mother donated hostels to a university)? How do we describe a president that goes abroad to get drunk and lands in a foreign hospital thereby disgracing the nation? How do we describe a president that budgets over one billion naira for food yearly? How do we describe a president whose wife died and resurrected in a foreign hospital after a tummy-tuck cosmetic operation? How do we describe a president that signs agreement with ASUU and turns around to say he does not know the implication of what he signed? How do we describe a president that promised to build new refineries when the masses went on strike in Jan 2012 and about 1 year after there is nothing on ground? How do we describe a president that has about 12 presidential jets?

kolawaxxy: Bros, if you do not modify your comment, I'll kick your behind so bad you'll have toes for teeth. Haba. Are you trying to say our president is a drunkard?

NO, our thieving president is not a drunkard but just a lover of bottles who incidentally has drinking problem.

LASTMA is on its last lap of the race, these nonentities called LASTMAN must know their boundaries.

Your comment on this may be termed "Contempt of Court" which is punishable under the constitution, why don't you wait for the Tribunal to deliver its ruling.

You are all confusing non-Christians. Our God is not a god of confusion.

what do you expect from pedo-philes and looters?

Sincere 9gerian: Medicine is not the same as politics. Tinubu rules, propaganda and lies may work in politics but they have no role in the field of medicine

Yes, you are very right. Tinubu forces Jonathan to get drunk with ogogoro, Tinubu also did tummy-tuck operation on Sheppopotamus Jesus-on-Earth.

This is no news, they (Jona and Sheppo) are always in hospitals, the Shepopotamus Jesus-on-earth once died and resurrected while the thieving president is always on admission after heavy consumption of ogogoro. The masses' curses are working on them, maybe it is the opposition APC that forces the drunk president to drink ogogoro and also did a tummy-tuck operation on the Sheppopotamus. APC is wicked oooo.

Let the People Deceiving People come up with another strategy because the widow has refused to be deceived. PDP should use the money to pay the thieving president and the Sheppopotamus' German hospital bill.

This is no news, they are always in hospitals, the Shepopotamus Jesus-on-earth once died and resurrected while the thieving president is always on admission after heavy consumption of ogogoro. The masses' curses are working on them, maybe it is the opposition APC that forces the drunk president to drink ogogoro and also did a tummy-tuck operation on the Sheppopotamus. APC is wicked oooo.

awodman: Good development...but this concentration in Lagos is too much..Pls we need the Ibaka Deep port contract to be awarded..how about making calabar,Ph and Warri Ports work

It is not too late, you can still carry the Lagos ports to Calabar, Warri and Port-Harcourt. Idiota. Do all South-Southerners reason the same?

Omen100: what about those who eat up to N2b meal per year?

This category of people should be publicly hanged.

citizenY: Please, in the name of all that is decent , let us always wish the best for each other .

I wish the best for all those who wish the best for me; but I curse those who want the worst for me. A man that keeps 11 or 12 presidential jets, shuts Universities for about 5 months, goes abroad and get drunk with ogogoro thereby disgracing the nation, has a wife who does not know her limitation and boundary, and budgets more than one billion naira for food yearly definitely does not wish anybody well and I cannot wish such a man the best.

What do you expect from looters and pedo-philes?

solomon111: And this old fool had to insult the niger-delta.
The same region that feed your arid state.
You don't want their politicians but you love their resources.
Idiott.
[b]The SW and the North have the higest number of proven corrupt politicians atleast according to the EFCC.
[/b]And the mediocrity in the Nigerian system is because these two regions have been allowed in the system for too long.
No problem sha.
The precedence has been set.
Let me see that "non- SS/SE" special president that will govern over a united Nigeria after GEJ.
They will know what it means to make the country ungovernable.

You are right but only the Niger Delta has produced a governor who entered Guinness Book of Record as the governor with the highest number of family members in jail for corruption, James Ibori is in London prison, Mrs Ibori too is in London prison, James Ibori's sister (or is it sister-inlaw?) is in London prison, James Ibori's mistress (another man's wife) is in London prison and James Ibori's lawyer too is in London prison, all for corruption. Also another Niger Delta ex-governor and current president's godfather DSP Alams escaped from London prison by dressing like a woman (abi the man na gay?).

Now tell me, which other region has the above Guinness Records?

We have over $40 billion in Reserves but we still keep borrowing money so that the president and his group of treasury looters will have money to share and loot and keep generations unborn in debts.

Vanityupnvanity: and you Yoruba claim you are not divided by religion. *spits* goes out of thread

I am a Muslim happily married to a Christian, what about you? Many Christian/Christian marriages have failed just like many Muslim/Muslim marriages also. If you are one of those that think that on the judgement day, God is going to ask "Are you a Christian or a Muslim?" then, I am sorry, you will be disappointed.

By now, he will be sharing 70 virgins with Abacha.

I don't think Islam is discriminated, instead, Islam intimidates unbelievers. My first name and last name are both Islamic names, but my middle name is a Yoruba name. When people ask my name and I say it, most times leaving out the middle Yoruba name. People around withdraw to themselves and think twice or thrice before making the next sentence and I laugh inside me because I know my name intimidates non-muslims. I don't know what non-muslims think in their mind when I say my two Islamic names, but I don't care, I feel great, that my name intimidates non-muslims. Most times, the next questions non-muslims ask after my name is "are you from the north?" and I answer "nope, I am a Yoruba muslim" with a scary smile . Even my in-laws (my wife and in-laws are all Christians), they first asked for my name, then followed by my state of origin and local government area. I don't care what unbelievers think about me, I only care what Allah thinks about me.

Since majority of us have agreed that Pastor Kumuyi is truly a Man of God, then we should find another phrase to qualify our Tupac Shakur styled CAN president Pastor Ayo Oristhejafor. Ayo Oristhejafor and Pastor Kumuyi should not be classified together.

Has FG also directed the Nigeria Police Force to arrest all ASUU members and lock them up in the classrooms with students and force the lecturers to lecture? If not, then Jonathan has to change the man that supplies his ogogoro. Even lucifer's third born (Hitler and Osama are 1st and 2nd born) called Sanni Abacha tried this nonsense and it never worked, now the drunk fisherman wants to get his figers burnt also.