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No matter how far lie and deceit travel, the truth will catch up with it one day. Jesus never said anything about rapture or number 666, this lie has been going around for more than 2000 years, but I know that one day, one day, the truth shall catch up with it. You shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free. |
Yes, severally. Some of my Ibo brothers and sisters have abused and cursed Awolowo and the entire Yoruba race, as a true son of Oduduwa, I have lambasted their (Ibo) forefathers too including Azikiwe, Ojukwu, Achebe, e.t.c. However, in my stable state, I respect some of these Ibo leaders, but their children have made me ridicule them. Likewise, some fanatical, half baked church goers who call themselves Christains, have abused and cursed my religion Islam and my prophets, I have equally ridiculed their lord and saviour, whereas, this same man is one of my religion's first class prophets, but his pretending followers have made me blasphem by their provocative statements against my believes. I have no apologies, you cannot abuse my race or my religion and expect a hug from me, except you want to hug 33KVA transformer. |
Christians are confronted with the following contradictions about David in the bible. David is “a young boy, untrained for war:” David is a “skilled warrior.” David is living at home: David is living with Saul. David enters Saul’s service as a harp player: David enters Saul’s service as a Goliath-fighting warrior. Saul knows David and his father: Saul does not know David and his father. Nevertheless, these turn out to be minor contradictions. There are more major ones in the bible that effectively lead to the conclusion that the whole story of David killing Goliath is fabricated. Choice of David The terms of the combat between the Israelites and the Philistines were ostensibly laid down by Goliath. Instead of having the two armies battle it out, he said: “Choose a man for yourselves, and let him come down to me. If he is able to fight with me and kill me, then we will be your servants. But if I prevail against him and kill him, then you shall be our servants and serve us.” (1 Samuel 17:8-9). When David offers to meet this challenge, Saul is said to have told him: “You are not able to go against this Philistine to fight with him; for you are a youth, and he a man of war from his youth.” (1 Samuel 17:33). It therefore beggars belief that Saul would then agree to put the fate of the whole nation of Israel on the shoulders of inexperienced young David. While fully acknowledging that there is nothing God cannot do, it is not credible that Saul would agree that Israel should be represented by David’s incompetence, after all no directive about this came from God. The idea that Saul may have been persuaded by David’s tale of having killed a lion with his bare hands just won’t cut it. Such tall tales are not believed without proof. Even more ludicrous is Saul’s agreement that little David should fight mighty Goliath without armour and with nothing but a catapult. Rather than provoke a revolt by his regular soldiers, Saul would have selected one of his trained and experienced military officers to do the job. Two different killings And then there is the problem of the actual killing of Goliath. Did David kill Goliath with a catapult or did he kill him with a sword? The bible is double-minded, recording two contradictory oral traditions side-by-side. As a result, David killed Goliath twice. The first time, he killed him with a catapult: “So David prevailed over the Philistine with a sling and a stone, and struck the Philistine and KILLED HIM. But there was no sword in the hand of David.” (1 Samuel 17:50-51). The second time, David killed him with a sword: “Therefore David ran and stood over the Philistine, took his sword and drew it out of its sheath and KILLED HIM, and cut off his head with it. (1 Samuel 17:51). We are then told what David did with Goliath’s head: “David took the head of the Philistine and brought it to Jerusalem, but he put his armor in his tent. (1 Samuel 17:54). This is nothing but pure fiction. David could not have taken Goliath’s head to Jerusalem at this time because the Israelites had not yet captured Jerusalem from the Jebusites. According to 2 Samuel, Jerusalem was not captured from the Jebusites until after David became King: “The time came when King David and his men set out to attack Jerusalem. The Jebusites, who lived there, thought that David would not be able to conquer the city, and so they said to him, ‘You will never get in here; even the blind and the crippled could keep you out.’ (But David did capture their fortress of Zion, and it became known as ‘David’s City.’)” (2 Samuel 5:6-7). This suggests then that, in the original story, David was already king when Goliath was killed. Indeed, in the version crediting Elhanan with killing Goliath, David is already king and Elhanan is a member of his elite fighting squad. (2 Samuel 21:19). More anomalies The confusion in the bible account is compounded by the fact that while we are told in 1 Samuel 17:54 that after killing Goliath, David carried his head to Jerusalem; three verses later we are told he carried it elsewhere: “Then, as David returned from the slaughter of the Philistine, Abner took him and brought him before Saul with the head of the Philistine in his hand.” (1 Samuel 17:57). David was then made a General in the Israeli army, and we are told this promotion of a young upstart over older more-experienced soldiers pleased everyone including Saul’s officials. (1 Samuel 18:5). This is nothing short of political propaganda. City of refuge But the clincher is as follows. After ostensibly killing Goliath, David became so popular that Saul soon saw him as a threat to his throne. He was determined to kill him and David had to run for his life. Of all the places that David could find to seek refuge, he ended up in Philistine territory: “That day David fled from Saul and went to Achish king of GATH.” (1 Samuel 21:10). This is absolutely incredible. How could the arch-enemy of the Philistines seek refuge in Philistine territory? Of all the cities that David could choose for safety, he chose Gath, the very hometown of Goliath: “So David dwelt with Achish at GATH, he and his men, each man with his household.” (1 Samuel 27:3). This is conclusive proof that David did not kill Goliath. If he did, the last place he would seek refuge would be in Goliath’s hometown. That is a sure way to get him killed. But according to the bible record, David not only lived for years among the Gittites, the people of Gath, he was even prepared to go to war on their side against Israel. However, the Philistine commanders objected on the grounds that he could not be trusted: “He must not go with us into battle, or he will turn against us during the fighting. How better could he regain his master’s favor than by taking the heads of our own men? Isn’t this the David they sang about in their dances: ‘Saul has slain his thousands, and David his tens of thousands’?” (1 Samuel 29:4-5). This is another giveaway. It shows that whatever tens of thousands David killed; they could not have been Philistines and certainly could not have included Goliath the Gittite. As a matter of fact, when David became king, his bodyguards were 600 Philistines headed by Ittai the Gittite. (2 Samuel 15:18-22). If after all this you still think David killed Goliath the Gittite, then you are entitled to your gullibility. Let me try and draw some more plausible conclusions than the classical David killed Goliath fable. David was a soldier in Saul’s army. He performed such great exploits that the people sang about him killing tens of thousands to Saul’s thousands. Saul felt threatened by David and decided to kill him. David sought refuge in Philistine territory. After David became king, Elhanan killed the Philistine champion called Goliath. His head was then brought to Jerusalem. (Continued). - By Pastor Femi Aribisala SOURCE: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/11/david-became-king-elhanan-killed-philistine-champion-called-goliath/ |
ugoezeik: My Jesus is coming any moment from now, evil doer keep on doing, good man go on doing good. There is no other way to heaven except through ChristIf Jesus is the ONLY way to heaven, what happens to those that came and left before Jesus like Moses, Abraham the friend of God, Elijah, Elisha, David, Solomon e.t.c., which way will they take? |
Forza p: Ewwww,frm light to darkness,hellfire candidatesMy brother, have you forgotten the biblical doctrine that says LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR AS THY SELF? |
Nite of a thousand million laughs. This nonentity and his likes should join Julius the Genius Agu as Palace Clown apprentices. |
The Good: Buhari The Bad: IBB The Ugly: Obasanjo |
Here is an opposite scenario. ALLEGED N3bn FRAUD: GOVERNOR's PA SLUMPS TO DEATH AS EFCC SHIFTS PROBE TO KEBBI. A personal assistant to the Kebbi State governor unexpectedly slumped to death on Thursday in Birni Kebbi, allegedly after getting signals that the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) was closing in on him in respect of a N3billion fraud in the accounts of the state government. Aminu Gwandu, was due for burial yesterday according to Islamic rites. However, his death did not stop the commission from arresting the state’s Accountant-General, Mr. Dan Atto in connection with the matter. Atto was taken to Abuja for interrogation. Atto was invited by the EFCC to throw light on the alleged diversion of the N3 billion into private accounts. It was learnt that the late Aminu Gwandu was apparently scared stiff by signals that he too might be invited by the agency,especially the stigma that goes with such interface with the anti-graft agency. A source said the development was said to have hit him like a thunderbolt. His health soon deteriorated and he slumped. He died before he could get medical assistance. The Accountant-General of the state, who initially appeared at the EFCC’s office in Kano, reported again yesterday. He was immediately arrested and whisked to Abuja for interrogation. A source in EFCC, however, said: “There was no incident relating to the EFCC on the appearance and arrest of Atto. “We are investigating alleged laundering of N3billion which we have traced to some accounts. We are quizzing many suspects including the Accountant-General, Atto. “After reporting in Kano, our men picked him up for a comprehensive grilling in Abuja.” The Head of Media and Publicity of the EFCC, Mr. Wilson Uwujaren, said Atto was in “EFCC custody to clarify some issues.” Goveror Saidu Usman Dakingari could not be reached for his reaction last night. SOURCE: http://thenationonlineng.net/new/alleged-n3bn-fraud-governors-pa-slumps-death-efcc-shifts-probe-kebbi-2/ |
lastmessenger: please remove obasanjo from the list.i love babaI love Obasanjo too but I hate the spirit of looting in his family blood, how did he get money to buy Eko or Ikeja distribution zone of PHCN? Remember Iyabo Obasanjo too has a pending case in court for looting while she was at the National Assembly. All looters shall be rewarded by God. |
chamboy: There are still more looters u didn't mention... dangote, tinubu, ibori..................Their case files are on God's table, God will DO THE NEEDFUL when their cup overflows. |
abes: Though I'm an ex-Christian, but I don't want to believe God rewards evil with deaths, people die when it is their time to die e.g da'grin, goldie, dana air crash victims etc.How then do w explain this? My grandmother is 108 years old (she was born in 1905), she still plays ball with my 2 year old boy. Going to about 40 years that I have known her, she has gone to hospital just 3 times. The last time she forced us to take her to hospital, she complained to the doctor that she gets tired whenever she walks about 1 kilometer, the doctor told her that he, the doctor was about 38 years old and he gets tired whenever he walks same distance. Tinubu went abroad to do kneel surgery the other time, impatience Jonathan too died and resurrected in a German hospital, Atiku Abubakar went abroad to treat himself for falling down in his private gym, Mike Aikhigbe died in a foreign hospital. Mrs Clara Chime is in psychologically imbalance, but MY GRANDMOTHER IS STILL PLAYING BALL. Come to my house tomorrow if you want to play ball with my 108 years old grandmother ![]() Former Sultan of Sokoto Maccido died in a plane crash, his son and grandson too died in the same crash. That same plane had 3 daughters of former Kogi state governor Idris the Carpenter, all the 3 daughters came out alive with no injury. |
karl max: Lagosians are aware of the fraud called lagos state government and all their media propoganda!!!come 2015 we would boot dem out of power!! They can continue their propoganda on the internet and the pages of newspaper but the electorates are wiser nowI hate this Lagos state government, the government is too fraudulent and elitist, I hope there is an alternative. Unfortunately, there is no alternative, I cannot imagine having a PDP looting agent as Lagos governor from James Ibori, Gbenga Daniel, Alao-Akala, James Igbinedion, Sule Lamido, Segun Oni, Segun Agagu, Oyinlola, Orji Uzor Kalu, Goodswill Akpabio, e.t.c. all being unrepenting looters. Come 2015, PDP will not win a single pooling booth in Lagos and the whole South West. I'm not a APC fan, but PDP? NO! NO! NO! God punish devil. |
[quote author=Ad€mOlA]God bless dis man.....[/quote]There is a reward for everything we all do. This man shall be rewarded by God here on earth and after death. IBB has gotten part of his own reward because Maryam who stole with him and who did not advise him against looting the treasury has been taken away by death. Augustus Aikhiomu who also stole with IBB has been taken away by prostrate cancer. Jonathan lost his half brother, Dame Sheppopotamus lost her adopted mother to the road her husband refused to fix. All those that turned our youths to kidnappers, yahoo-yahoo and armed robbers shall be rewarded. Abdulsalami and Akhigbe shared all oil blocks among themselves, Obasanjo had to cancel the allocation and re-allocated to himself (Obasanjo) and his co-looters. Obasanjo and Abdulsalami just bought Ikeja and Lagos distribution zones of PHCN using our stolen wealth, how much is the total of their life savings as military officers and ex-presidents that can now afford to buy PHCN? All those that are sucking the masses blood through looting of the common wealth shall be rewarded. Sanni Abacha, Wada Nas, Stella Obasanjo, Segun Agagu, Sola Saraki, Fashola's father, Yisa Yuguda's sister, Patrick Azazi Owoye and others are gone, we are expecting other looters including Tinubu, IBB, Abdulsalami, Obasanjo, TY Danjuma, Jerimiah Oseni, Gbenga Daniel, Alao-Akala, DSP Alams, Joshua Dariye, Sani Yerima, the C-in-C (I no mention name oo), Theodora Orji, Segun Oni, Abubakar Audu, Stella Oduah and others to DO THE NEEDFUL by adding RIP to their names as God commands. THIS LAWMAKER IS BLESSED HERE ON EARTH AND AFTER DEATH. I AM HAPPY FOR HIM. WHILE SOME RULERS ARE RECEIVING CURSES, HE IS RECEIVING PRAYERS. |
ASL33: The Petroleum Trust Fund was inaugurated by the Abacha administration in March 1995 and General Muhammadu Buhari was appointed to head the Fund which was formed sequel to the increase in the pump price of petrol to N 11 from N 3.25. The then Head of State, Gen Abacha had said then that the Fund was to distribute the gain from the increased price on social and infrastructural projects.Is this the worst case you can get against Buhari? Too bad! Not even how Buhari stole a single naira but how money was supposedly stolen under his watch. Can we quantify how much Jonathan and his "husband" Dame Sheppopotamus have personally stolen not to talk of how much has been stolen under Jonathan's watch and guidance? My friend get a life. No marketing can sell a bad product and Ijebu garri is not advertised but it is selling more than any product in the country. |
I am a Yoruba boy with a valid voter's card. I am taking my voter's card and travelling to Anambra this night to vote Senator Ngige. We cant leave any state's treasury in the hand of PDP or Peter Adaobi's stooge or that NECO certificate carrier Ubah or how does people help him spell his name sef? Vote in Senator Ngige to develop Anambra state so that his people will go back to their villages in Anambra and stop "developing" Lagos and South West. |
kenonze: chris Ngige will win despite any political platform. Ngige will still win even as an independent candidate. i spent the whole of last week in Anambra, visited all the senatorial zones, sampled opinion undercover. am not a politicians but my independent assessment never fail me.You're very right, Ngige once defeated Dora Akunyili who was and is still a better candidate compared to these nonentities calling themselves gubernatorial candidates. Imaging a NECO holder wanting to govern Chinua Achebe's state. |
ballabriggs: There are about 40000 of our citizens taking refuge in these countries.Yes, nothing dey happen as long as Dame imPatience Jonathan's tummy tuck operation in a German hospital is successful and the over one billion naira food budget for the first family is intact. |
Why are we all doing like we are all learners, this is the way elections are won and lost nah. It is a matter of who can out-rig the other. |
funnyx: Awo used igbo's money to fund free educationYes, Awo used Igbo's money to fund free education while Ahmadu Bello and Abubakar Tafawa Balewa used their share to bring up a generation of Boko Haram just as Nnamdi Azikiwe used his own share to bring up a generation of kidnappers, pipeline vandals and drug-traffickers. |
Eziachi: I take It you weren't bothered with Akpabio own contribution to the pictures?Akpabio has always been a street clown which is worse than the palace clown. Akpabio is Joathan's personal assistant, just as Nyesom Wike is imPatience Jonathan's bedroom assistant. |
kulyie: and what is the issue mr seyi?Give your life to Christ and stop planning to be the husband like Dame imPatience Jonathan. |
kulyie: why dont you give any of your relations to him mr gigolo.smh.lmaoYeah! I have given my cousin's dog to him, the dog is up to the task. But, you did not address the issues I pointed out. Sorry my sister, don't mind those bad guys, they are giving us bad names. Learn from Dora Akuyili and Ngozi Okonjo-Iwella, they are successful and happily married and never learn from Stella Oduah and Arunnah Oteh, they are looters and divorced. |
kulyie: 1.Ego will never let meGuys why nah? See what you have turned this lady and many others to after so many heart-breaks, so many abortions for different guys. Several times catching so-called boyfriends in bed with different bed mates, so many lies and deceit. Guys please change your ways and stop these ladies from turning lesbo. This lady was in a state of confusion while she typed the above nonsense, the last heart-break must have been so painful. That is why girls/ladies are warned to keep their legs closed until wedding night but they will never learn. Look at the venom regretting free-giver is spitting. But wait oo, Aunty Independence, have you tried Femi Fani-Kayode, I heard he treats women well. |
Dannyxy: I have noticed that women who are very succesful and have attained an appreciable status quo, never get married on time? At times they never marry at all, and according to them, the guys are running away.. Why?Please ask Ms Arunnah Oteh and Ms Stella Oduah why they are not staying under any man's roof. Also ask Prof Dora Akuyili and Ngozi Okonjo-Iwella, how to successfully manage home and career. |
Afrocatalyst: Kick out,kick out,kick out. If we kick out,who do we kick in? Sometimes I think patience is a virtue that must be practised,nt preached,for its good fruits to be noticed. It is a verb.No, Patience is our dear president's domestic appendage who died and resurrected in a German hospital and thereafter threw a 500 million naira thanks giving party, we are still awaiting a video production of her journey and the people she saw in heaven and hell, many heaven/hell travelers have done their own VCD. It is the same Patience that wants to use 4 billion naira to build First Ladies Mission House in Abuja. This same Patience has been going about fighting elected governor(s). Please don't let us practice Patience, the result may be disastrous. |
Cuche: I am a Christian but I will deny CAN any time any day as long as Prophet AYO is the leader. That CAN looks like a cult and a political cult for that matter. The Catholic Church did a good thing by pulling out, I expect more churches to pull out.My friend why are you blaspheming nah? How can you say Pastor Ayo does not talk, act or dress like the described Jesus? Ayo Orishejafor dresses like Tupac Shakur (his long blink blink necklace is a duplicate of Tupac Shakur necklace), Ayo Orishejafor talks like Snoop Dogggy Dog and acts like Notorious B.I.G. What else do you want nah? Ayo Orishejafor is everything opposite Christ. |
rusep: The only thing that remain is to print a PDP Bible.Ayo Orishejafor has already printed one, he read from it at River Jordan when he prayed for Stella Oduah unfortunately, unbelievers like you and I who were at River Jordan when Ayo Orishejafor prayed for Stella Oduah did not say Amen because they were not filled with the |
Smoke, if you must, but do not be smoked. |
balladin: Do you have to drag the name of your president into this issue? As if Nigeria has been any better. People like you annoy me. Get your mind fixed and learn to analyse issues sensibly.Yes, Nigeria was better before Jonathan's government. PhD holders were not driving Dangote trucks and Masters degree holders were not doing bus conductors. Give one example if you have any before this unfortunate Obasanjo/Yaradua/Jonathan's combined blood sucking government(s). |
[quote author=Baba_Eleko]Mr. Eze said. Take 2: “That short man called Ngige, we gave him power and he went and joined Awolowo’s people; the people that killed the Igbos.”[/quote]This is the part I love most. This nonentity called Eze has many businesses in Yoruba land, has many Yoruba business and political partners, yet he does not want the poor Igbo masses to interact with Yorubas. He hates Yorubas so much, but he keeps shouting "One Nigeria" |
This Ngozi Okonjo-Iwealla told Obasanjo to payoff Nigeria's debts, the same woman has been borrowing again for Jonathan and his co-looters to share. |
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