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Politics › Re: Clara Chime Under House-Arrest Imposed By Gov. Chime by simpleseyi: 11:07pm On Oct 28, 2013
I hated this amebo sahara reporters until imPatience Jonathan went to church to confess that all the gossips that sahara reporters said about her are true, that she died and ressurected in a German hospital after she and her assistants have denied this several times.

Also recently, Stella Oduah confessed that all sahara reporters wrote about her spending 225 million like 225 kobo on cars is true but that she really needs the cars for security because Tinubu and APC and Yorubas are after her va-gi-na which is reserved for Uncle Jonah

After God, na Sahara Reporters I beleive next, why will I believe someone like Uncle Jonah who signed agreement with ASUU few years ago, but he is now telling us he cannot fulfil the agreement because he signed the agreement at gun point and secondly, he was under influence of ogogoro while negotiating.
Politics › Re: Benue State Can’t Pay Teachers’ Minimum Wage – Gov’s Aide by simpleseyi: 9:43pm On Oct 27, 2013
If teachers' salaries are paid, there wont be enough money to loot. IDIOTA.
Politics › Re: Open Letter To The Tribalistic Fool by simpleseyi: 9:26pm On Oct 27, 2013
funnyx: Exactly, there's nothing wrong with being a tribalist, what is wrong is being a bigot.
You are wrong my brother, a tribalist is someone who wants the best for his tribe e.g Ojukwu, Awolowo, Azikwe while an ethnic bigot is a nonetity who thinks his tribe is superior to others and must have everything at others' expense e.g. Ahmadu Bello, Goodluck Jonathan, Tony Aninih, Stella Oduah
Politics › Re: Open Letter To The Tribalistic Fool by simpleseyi: 9:19pm On Oct 27, 2013
seanet01: Foolish OP.
There is nothing bad about being Tribalistic
Tribalism is a strong feeling of identity with and loyalty to one's tribe or group.
Again OP you are foolish and du.mb
Confirmed tribalist for life. I dey with you. I cannot be in agreement with a tribe that staged a protest in support of a fellow thieving tribe woman called Stella Oduah.
Politics › Re: Lekki Toll Road Buy Back.......my Thoughts...by Senator Musiliu Obanikoro by simpleseyi: 8:50pm On Oct 27, 2013
Obanikoro should keep his thought and pass it to his party leader Jonathan who definately needs Obanikoro's thought on how he will handle Stella Oduah's case. Secondly, Obanikoro should tell Jonathan to take back our NEPA, because I dont know PHCN from the two looters named OBASANJO and ABDULSALAMI who have bought our NEPA using our stolen money because Obasanjo and Abdulsalami's life savings for ten of their generations CAN NEVER EVER BUY NEPA.
Politics › Re: Name The Most Corrupt Politicians Across Nigeria. by simpleseyi: 7:13pm On Oct 27, 2013
There are so many looters in the country. Tinubu, OBJ, IBB, Abdulsalami Abubakar, Jonathan, Tony Aninih, Bamangar Tukur, Lagos boy Bode George, Rev Fr Moses Adasu, Orji Uzor Kalu, Jonathan's bedmates namely: Arumah Oteh, Diezaini Madueke, Stella Oduah, Alao Akala, Gbenga Daniel, Segun Agagu, etc. The list is too long, but one man stands out and holds the Guiness Book of Records title as the first and only politician in history that is in prison for corruption together with his wife, his wife's sister, his mistress who is another man's wife and his lawyer. Ladies and gentlemen, let us give shame and dishonour to whom it is due, lets all give a sounding gun shot to JAMES IBORI.
Politics › Re: . by simpleseyi: 6:30pm On Oct 27, 2013
If he puts a gun on my head, I will vote for him to save my life because he who fights and runs, live to fight another day. If nobody puts a gun on my head, I WILL NEVER EVER VOTE FOR A NONENTITY LIKE GEJ.
Politics › Re: And So What If Stella Oduah Is Sacked? by simpleseyi: 6:15pm On Oct 27, 2013
If stella is sacked, then the air crashes will vanish. The vampire will have no more blood to suck, she can however continue sucking Jonathan's dicck in private. Then, Jonathan can appoint a much more clever thief as aviation minister who will not loot with his/her eyes blindfolded.
Politics › Re: I Almost Wept When I Read ASUU's 2009 Agreement - Apc's Prof. Adeyeye by simpleseyi: 5:54pm On Oct 27, 2013
Our able and dynamic presido was the one one that lead the FG team, he cleverly agreed to the terms and conditions given by ASUU in order for him to implicate and bring down Yar'Adua's government. God was just watching and laughing at the mischievous traitor, now he is facing the consequences of his own betrayal.
Family › Re: Females Are More Matured Than Males by simpleseyi: 12:02pm On Oct 26, 2013
Tgirl4real: From my observation, I think women are usually more matured than men of the same age. But, when they get to a certain age, the men catch up and become more matured.

What do you guys think?
Women can never ever be more matured than men, they only look older. How many female generals are there in Nigeria? So, you pro-feminist, go and sit down somewhere and drink kunu.
Islam › Re: 3 Things You Love About Islam by simpleseyi: 10:25am On Oct 26, 2013
[quote author=pastor prosper ]I love Islam because at 65 most girls wouldn't desire me considering my age and poor financial status, but Islam has ensured that I still have hope, by allowing me d right to marry 13 year old girls. Wow even at 65 I still feel like a teenager. grin[/quote]If you are a catholic, then you can enjoy much more goodies. As a man, you can sleep with little boys and still be an ordained priest.
Islam › Re: 3 Things You Love About Islam by simpleseyi: 9:55am On Oct 26, 2013
meteor: Additional 3 lovely things about Islam: 1 murdering & burning anybody who intentionally or by mistake tears a page of quran 2 jihadistically beheading anyone whose religious views are different from mine & 3 amputating a man's "punny" who looks at a woman lustfully. Oh I really really love Islam
The wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life which is achieved by keeping God's commandments.
Islam › Re: 3 Things You Love About Islam by simpleseyi: 9:46am On Oct 26, 2013
ooshinibos: oh please !!!
Since several catholic priests have confessed to being pedo-phile and homo-sexuals, can we then generalize that all Christains are pedo-phile and homo-sexuals? Definitely No, becos I know many christians that truly have Christ living in them and are true children of God.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Cries Bloody Murder – Nigeria Bans Tax Contractors by simpleseyi: 12:14pm On Oct 24, 2013
Israelmossaic: Very soon Tinubu wil find himself in this dock again
Tinubu went into the code of conduct tribuna's dock and came out smiling, no case could be established against him whereas James Ibori and his family and in London jail, DSP Alams turned to a woman to escape from London jail, Gbenga Daniel, Alao-Akala are still unable to answer the judges questions. Stella Oduah cannot look at Nigerians in the eyes again, Dezaini Alisson-Madueke has been condemned by the masses, Obasanjo and Atiku were the two thieves crucified with our Lord Jesus Christ, they re-incarnated and continued from where they stopped about 2000 years ago. Now tell me, who is the bigger thief?

Tinubu is no doubt a thief but he has proven that he is far more clever than all the PDP thieves put together. I hate Tunubu just as I hate all other looters.
Politics › Re: If You're In Kano, Watch What you Wear, They're Arresting people Now! by simpleseyi: 11:02am On Oct 24, 2013
Wear clothes to cover your body, stop walking na-ked on our streets. No religion supports human beings walking around na-ked.
Politics › Re: Kwara Politics: Professor Oba Abu Has Gone To Apologise To Senator Bukola Saraki by simpleseyi: 11:00am On Oct 24, 2013
lukumanbabatund: Distinguished Senator and Leader, Abubakar Bukola Saraki,
Kudos to U sir for the great achievements you have been accomplishing in Kwara State, May Allah's guidance never leave u.
I guess Prof Oba has seen the light once more.
I pray we see more unity amongst Kwarans.
Up Saraki Oloye!!!
Is this a-ss-licker one of the so-called leaders of tomorrow?
Politics › Re: Wike In Charge Of Patience Jonathan’s Mom's Burial by simpleseyi: 10:34am On Oct 24, 2013
Shezzman: This is a joke!We are still on strike and Wike or whatever the so called acting education minister is handling the burial..Gosh!
An idle hand is the devil's workshop, pls let him keep himself busy. Rivers people have stopped fighting him, he has to find something to do nah.
Politics › Re: Wike In Charge Of Patience Jonathan’s Mom's Burial by simpleseyi: 10:32am On Oct 24, 2013
joanpinkie: What is this one talking? Please please have some respect for that name "Mary". Mary in hell ko!
My sister from another mother, pls pardon my mistake, there is no one on earth who does not respect our Blessed Virgin Mary. I mean no harm. Who born me wey I go disrespect our Holy Mary. These looters just keep getting me upset. My the Good Lord forgive me and may Holy Mary mother of our Lord Jesus Christ pray for me. Amen.
Politics › Re: Presidential Fleet Larger Than Three Domestic Airlines by simpleseyi(op): 9:27am On Oct 24, 2013
Coyote jack: We should rise up and act RISE UP NIGERIAN YOUTHS WAKE UP FROM YOUR SLEEP.
Nigerian youths are worse than Nigerian elders. Nigerian youths are on this forum backing, supporting and fighting for the thieving leaders. Who is worse, the looters or the youths supporting them?
Politics › Re: Tinubu Cries Bloody Murder – Nigeria Bans Tax Contractors by simpleseyi: 9:16am On Oct 24, 2013
Please kindly post a picture of Tinubu and shedding tears or blood, if not, KEEP QUIET and tell Stella Oduah to return the 225 millions naira cars to where she bought them and give us our oyel money back.

Mind you, I HATE TINUBU JUST LIKE OTHER LOOTERS.
Politics › Re: Wike In Charge Of Patience Jonathan’s Mom's Burial by simpleseyi: 8:59am On Oct 24, 2013
Yes, Wike has to take over the burial because impatience Jonathan is Wike's "Jesus-on-Earth" while the dead woman was the "Mary-on-Earth" now transformed to "Mary-in-Hell". Secondly the universities which the man is supposed to be ministering among other institutions are on strike, what will the man do nahh? An idle hand is the devil's workshop, so, Wike has to get his hands busy. Thirdly, Amaechi has stopped fighting him (Wike), so he has to find something to do. Fourthly, the Rivers Assembly that Wike has been policing and causing trouble has been closed and taken over by National Assembly, so, to suppress boredom Wike has to find something to do.

So, before the universities are opened in "few months", let the man find something to keep body and soul together or apart.
Politics › Re: Jang Appoints Son, Others Special Advisers by simpleseyi(op): 8:52am On Oct 24, 2013
Bakado: I don't see anything bad in what he has done. George Bush has his father as the former President of the United States, while his brother was the former governor of Florida. Bill Clinton on a TV station recently said, he would love to see Hillary become the President or the daughter, Chelsea. The Kennedy family members had one time or the other held political positions in the US. Governor Jang, let there be no hidden agenda. Let us be able to trust you that you mean well for the state. Thanks
Bush family members were voted in by the people in a general election, Kennedy family members were voted in by the people in a general election. Tinubu wife and son-in-law were voted in by the people in a general election. They were not appointed the way Jonah Dog appointed his son or the way imPatience Jonathan was appointed by Bayelsa governor. If Jonah Dog wants his son to hold a political position, let his son contest election.
Politics › Re: Jang Appoints Son, Others Special Advisers by simpleseyi(op): 11:56am On Oct 23, 2013
dridowu: If he was tinubu ; some morons will shouting on top of their voice
This is totally wrong, either done by Tinubu, Jonah Dog, Amaechi Rotimi, Gbenga Daniel or whosoever. If the two of them, I mean Jonah Dog and his son crash for plane now, some people here will say we should not say bad things about the dead, what good things can you say about a man like this? Even Abacha who happened to be luficer's second born after Osama bin Laden, Abacha did not give his son official position, only Jonathan Goodluck did something similar by appointing his wife the Sheppopotamus as permanent secretary in the ministry of education through the state governor who was pressurized. Imagine, the Sheppopotamus who cannot make a single error-free statement is now permanent secretary in the ministry of education.
Health › Re: 2 Die Of Exhaustion At Onitsha Bridge Traffic by simpleseyi: 11:49am On Oct 23, 2013
KenDStar: The so-called floating Ikoyi bridge Fashola built is less than 500m.

For you to claim that the Ikoyi 500m bridge is longer than the Niger Bridge, it's obvious you have never been on the Niger bridge.
I did my youth service in Anambra state at km 11 Onitsha - Owerri Express Road, that is Grundtvig Institute, Oba, so even if I have not been on the Niger bridge before youth service at least youth service took me there. Go to Google and find out the length of Ikoyi floating electric bridge and the length of Niger bridge. Niger bridge is shorter than Ikoyi floating electric bridge. But, wait a minute, if you Easterners are not complaining about the performance of your governors, who am I to complain on your behalf. Sorry, for my poke-nosing, ENJOY THE FRESH AIR.
Politics › Re: Presidential Fleet Larger Than Three Domestic Airlines by simpleseyi: 8:32am On Oct 23, 2013
FRESH AIR
Health › Re: 2 Die Of Exhaustion At Onitsha Bridge Traffic by simpleseyi: 8:30am On Oct 23, 2013
Tony Spike: RIP to the baby.

On a lighter note, I am very certain that a 2-year target of NGN 35 Billion (US$ 220 Million) via a yearly contribution of NGN 3 Billion (US$ 18 million) by each state of the South-East and Delta State can build a befitting Asaba-Onitsha bridge with superb aesthetics for the populace. I really don't know why this is proving so difficult to achieve...
It is impossible because the governors are busy LOOTING. Two South-South governors bought private gets with the people's money. Ex-militant Government Tompolo just bought a private jet recently. Asari Dokuboh has built private University in Benin Republic. Mrs. Dezaini Allison-Madueke has a private jet too, Stella Oduah is busy acquiring the latest automobiles. Jonathan has 10 presidential jets. How will they be able to build infrastructures?
Health › Re: 2 Die Of Exhaustion At Onitsha Bridge Traffic by simpleseyi: 8:24am On Oct 23, 2013
MightyThor: Mod i recommend this guy ^^^^ for a ban for trying to start another tribal stifle here. or give him a warning let put a stop to this nonsense tribal bashing once and for all.
My brother from another mother, it is unfortunate that you are seeing it from that perspective, but my intention is far from that. My intention is to make South-Easterners and South-Southerners hold their leaders accountable and also stay home and develop their region. Jonathan has just been deceived by the Northerners to build Centenary City in Abuja, why Abuja again? All oil money is going to develop the North and the rest shared among jet flying militants. This fraud called Nigeria will end soon because lies cannot last forever. Let the South start developing its region, SW, SE and SS. there is no reason why Ibos will be "developing" Lagos, go and develop your Biafran Republic so that you will not be start from Level Zero when this fraud called Nigeria finally ends.
Politics › Re: Jang Appoints Son, Others Special Advisers by simpleseyi(op): 8:15am On Oct 23, 2013
Only Jonah Jang family is fit to govern the state.
Education › Re: FG, ASUU Didn’t Know Agreement’s Cost Implication – Maku by simpleseyi(op): 7:47am On Oct 23, 2013
obi4eze: Wasn't it the incumbent President that negotiated with ASUU when he was the VP and sent it to the then President to sign?

How come he didn't know the cost implications? Why is he reneging on the agreement he negotiated?
Jonathan intentionally signed the agreement then in order to bring down Yar'Adua's government. The evil that men do lives with them.

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