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kawkab: No day passes by in Nairaland without an Anti-Jonathan Post.

Please lets focus on more productive discussions.

Yes, productive discussions like: Is Jonathan truly a drunk? If so, how can we help solve our president's drinking problem? Is Dame imPatience truly the commander in chief? Is imPatience Jonathan truly a permanent secretary in the ministry of education in Bayelsa? Does Jonathan truly hold a PhD with the cluelessness he displays? Did Jonathan father children outside wedlock?

[quote author=uj_sizzle]52! [/quote]Impossible! You cannot be 52. Even Corsy Ojiakor cannot be more than 44DD. Dont claim what you can't prove.

from Berger, get a bus to Ogba
from Ogba, get a bus to Agege
finally, from Agege, get a bus to Iyana-Ipaja

Muslims are not in need of adopted brothers from Biafra. I know my brothers and my brothers know me. I don't want a brother who gets married to another brother in the church - homo-sexuals. If you need blood for washing, why not get that of a relative and let Jesus rest.

Yorubas, I carry my yash for una, the tribe of my forefathers. Since GEJ has refused to check his brainless tug, we, the Yorubas have decided to put him where he belongs - behind the bar, that is where Obasanjo put him some years back and that is where we, the Yorubas are returning him to using our stooge, the Benin Republic government. If you have forgotten, I will remind you, the President of Benin Republic once came to Nigeria and prostrated for Obasanjo in the public, so Benin Republic is just Yoruba satellite town, the same way Universities have satellite campuses.

Marpol: Oga Brabus pls tell them oh. Of what use is a six lane expressway and bridge that leads no-where? Meanwhile in the same community there are roads that are not motor-able once it rains?

Please are you advising that instead of building a six-lane expressway, the money should be shared, so that everyone get to bite out of the national or state cake? That was exactly what Gbenga Daniel did, but the national / state cake only got to a few mouths, he is sorting himself with EFCC.

Yorubas, I carry my yash for una, the tribe of my forefathers. Since GEJ has refused to check his brainless tug, we, the Yorubas have decided to put him where he belongs - behind the bar, that is where Obasanjo put him some years back and that is where we, the Yorubas are returning him to using our stooge, the Benin Republic government. If you have forgotten, I will remind you, the President of Benin Republic once came to Nigeria and prostrated for Obasanjo in the public, so Benin Republic is just Yoruba satellite town, the same way Universities have satellite campuses.

this is not breaking news, this is not news at all, not to talk of being a breaking one. It is the regular everyday occurrence in this country. If it is not Boko Haram, it will Fulani herdsmen, if not OPC, it will be MASSOB, if it is not Niger Delta militants, it will be Middle belt warriors. This fraud called Nigeria must come to an end after all the Commander-in-Chief has publicly said that we should not call him Commander-in-Chief again.

Ladies and men (no gentleman for Nairaland), please what happens to PDP old phrase of "The Biggest Party in Africa"? What will be PDP new slogan/phrase?

A single picture speaks more than a thousand words. Post pictures or join Stella Oduah in her assassins attack comedy.

Stella Oduah, get professionals to do clean job for you. I can organize something more horrific and real than this comedy your aides organized. I can put bullets in your heart and kidney, make you die and wake up next 7 days like imPatience Jonathan or put bullets into your 2 beautiful thighs which men-in-power cannot resist and make you be on wheel chair for few months. Then everyone will shout it is APC , Femi Fani-Kayode and Yorubas that shot you. After some months, I will get Pastor Christ Oyaks the magician to do his magic and make you walk and run again. Case closed, Nigerians will ask brother Jona to build you bullet-proof house, buy you bullet-proof blouse, bullet-proof skirt, bullet-proof bra, bullet-proof pants (NO, you don't need bullet-proof pants, it will add additional seconds to the time it takes your customers to get to the promised land between your thighs).

Ms Rola: Who is now in the custody of the money?

Obasano, Late Yar,Adua and Jonathan have shared the money. Why are you asking a question which answer is written on the sky? Are you a learner? Trace these people's accounts worldwide, if you don't find the money there, come and cut off the fingers that I used in typing this.

Willy4Willy: Abiola de Thief International Airport Ido-Osun, Osun State,

Is that why Femi Fani-Kayode has to father Ojukwu's children through Bianca? Have you also notice that all Abiola's children have satelite ears like Abiola while Ojukwu's children from Bianca all look like Femi Fani-Kayode their real father?

Jonathan makes drinking a sin because each time, he gets drunk and lands in a foreign hospital. Imaging a white doctor getting home late and saying to his wife ' sorry darling, a drunk African president was brought in a state of comma'

Good, better, best cleric in Nigeria. I think I will start paying my tithe to this church because I am sure my tithe will be used to help the poor and not to buy private jet.

Pls someone should tell Tupac Shakur styled Pastor Orishejafor and Lagos/Ibadan expressway G.O. to help counsel Jonathan as this Owerri clerk just did to my beloved Roaches Okorocha.

homesteady: Wow! She has a grown up daughter! Never knew! I've never seen her husband!

you can never see her husband until you see that of Stella Oduah, Dezaini Allison-Madueke or Arumah Oteh. They can never have a husband, no man wants a LovePeddler as wife. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala and Dora Akunyili are role models.

IamD rock: My classroom in secondary school is more worse than this.. And its a private school

Your grammar construction says it all.

Provie: My thoughts exactly! I just hope these desperate APC pple didnt infiltrate his birthday party. JEG is below average, bt d APC I know is evil.

My brother, I share your blind sentiments. APC gave Jona Ogogoro to drink and land in hospital, APC imports prostitutes from Nigeria and Overseas into Aso Rock for Jona to sleep with. APC made Jona to budget over one billion naira for food. APC bought ships for Dame imPatience. APC bought 225 million naira armoured cars for Stella Oduah. APC told Jona not to pay ASUU so that universities can remain shut. Just yesterday, APC told Jona to borrow another 16 billion naira from India.

[quote author=ndu_chucks]What is GEJ suffering from, malaria? Get well soon, Mr. President.[/quote]NO, not malaria but overdose of Ogogoro which he took while 'washing' his bafday. Pls get well soon my presido there is still lots of money to looth e.g. the recently approved $100 million loan from India.

[quote author=ndu_chucks]What is GEJ suffering from, malaria? Get well soon, Mr. President.[/quote]NO, not malaria but overdose of Ogogoro which he took while 'washing' his bafday.

ettybaba: Hope you know Gej has been suffering from hangover for over a day in faraway London? Shall we also blame Buhari?

Yes, Buhari caused it, Buhari tied Jonathan down and forced Ogogoro down Jonathan's throat.

Going by comments on this forum, about 98% of Nairalanders support incest and rape, can we jointly send a bill to the national assembly to legalize these 'good' acts and also give national honours to people that obey these newly approved acts? With majority of the comments here, e be like say my head no correct, but, if after medical examination my head and mind is certified okay, then Nairalanders should be prosecuted for incest and rape because only people who rape and commit incest support people who molest their families.

PapaFejiro: unbelievable. how old are you? Do you really think before you made such a lowly comment? I wldnt insult but advise you to quickly pray to God to forgive you. and correct yourself. Mods laws gat to be in place to curb this kind of statements. This forum goes beyond the shores of our country. I am really shocked at the young persons comment.

Why are drinking medicine for Jonathan's sickness.

Only the devil lies more than Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, she told Obasanjo to pay off all Nigeria's debts, now she is borrowing everyday for Jonaboy to looth and put Nigeria in long time debt.

More money for Dame Sheppopotamus to do tummy tuck and buy more ships, more money for Stella Oduah to buy more bomb-prove cars, more money for ex-militant Govt Tompolo to buy more private jets, more money for Pastor Orishejafor to buy more jets, more money to Jonaboy to embezzle, more money for Senators and Representatives to looth.

Get away from your computer desk, hit the street and let the cleansing begins.

Capital NO. Let everyone stay in his papa's house. If I see any rubbish non-Yorubas who cannot pronounce 'Opolopo Lomo Popolopo Lolopololori' in Yoruba land, you will be regarded as a spy and treated as such. Go and find out how spies are treated in Iran. Russia or China.

Mellin: that man na thief....am a student of imsu...he claims we r on free education whereas we pay 30k ..building roundabouts up n down owerri axis ....infact he is a devil sent

You pay just 30K and you are here complaining, ask LASU students, they pay up to 350,000. The Lagos tyrant is the devil's reincarnate. APGA=PDP=APC=Looters.

Yes, it is very good. Jonathan sold PHCN Ikeja Distribution Company to Obasanjo and sold Eko and Ibadan Distribution Companies to Abdulsalam, How much did Obasanjo and Abdulsalam earn thtoughout their military years and even as presidents to be able to afford to buy PHCN? Now Jonathan wants to sell Refineries to IBB, T Y Danjuma, Edin Clark, Atiku Abubakar and others, so that Nigerians will be left with nothing. Please when are they privatizing the air we breadth so that it will be properly managed by the "private investors" ? God is watching everyone on a 5D television.

LebanonCedars: Yes, Muslims, Jews, and anyone on earth can make heaven if they repent and turn back in repentance towards God through faith in the atoning blood of Jesus.

God does not drink blood and so, does not need the blood of Jesus, that is why God stopped blood sacrifices. Stop contradicting yourselves.