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Foreign AffairsRe: Joe Biden's Dog, Commander, Removed From White House After Biting secret Agents by simps(m): 6:48pm On Oct 05, 2023
How do you this thing??!!

Hemeenworth:
Hmmm...
Commander doing a nice job

Preemptive

Trust no one

I love animals very intelligent and their sense of organs very enhanced

But what baffles me is how humans still claim they are the most intelligent of all animals! Name top ten intelligent animals humans will not make the top ten.. cat is so smart that even if falling down from any height it will never fall awkwardly and break neck. Dog sense of hearing is too sharp reason a dog was able to detect the vibration sound of Turkey earthquake and started backing a day before the earthquake
Something our so called prophet, native doctor and pastor could not see with their yeye spiritual eye

Humans are very dull. The only animals whose mind can be conditioned to believe In the existence of one supreme being up there in the sky called God that does not exist. Ask humans what is keeping them alive. They will tell you grace of God. So what now happened to the forty thousand people that died in Turkey earthquake? Or rather the people dying everyday...Oh maybe God those not give a fuckkk about them! Hahah
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Ladies Wear Beads On Their Waist And Chain On Their Legs? by simps(m): 1:49pm On Sep 04, 2019
My wife told me it helps when watching out for weight gain.
ComputersRe: Windows 10 Problems And Solutions (official Microsoft Windows 10 links added) by simps(m): 8:22am On Jan 11, 2018
My brand new HP laptop is requesting for windows and MS office activation keys.
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Sizes Himself With Some Nigerian-americans (photo) by simps(m): 8:53am On Nov 15, 2015
reuben79:
Nothing will make me like gej...............i will hate him till i leave dis earth
Ready to leave this earth... How much are you gaining financially for hating?!
AgricultureRe: Fish Pond Construction (concrete Pond) by simps(m):
The depth of your pond is shallow and requires beams on the blinding for reinforcement before your block work. If not, ready to battle with crackings. Nice one sha.
PoliticsRe: 3 PDP Governors In Buhari’s Team To Cameroon by simps(m): 10:28pm On Jul 28, 2015
The Governors were selected based on the fact that their Governors of States that borders Cameroon. Nothing special about that. APC ass lickers stop making it look like PMB is a brainer.
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by simps(m): 8:35am On Jun 19, 2015
my dell latitude e5410, corei5, window7 4gig ram and 600gig hard disc was formatted and the wifi/wireless stop working. the computer tech guy said is wireless driver or something. we've tried all possible means of downloading the driver but to no avail. please what do i do?
RomanceRe: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by simps(m): 3:10pm On May 13, 2015
Something like this kiss cry cry

Jokes EtcRe: SHOCKING: Yam Tubers From The Gods [photo] by simps(m): 3:30pm On Dec 05, 2014
It's amazing and demonic.

PoliticsRe: El Rufai Has Been Quiet About The Nigerian Military Victory Over Boko Haram by simps(m): 11:22pm On Sep 22, 2014
9ja4Change: Go get a life guy..... We all know the ineptitude and cluelessness apart from corruption of Badluck Ebola Jonathan is the main reason boko haram are terrorizing innocent Nigerians. We also know PDP/CAN Presido are massively behind Boko Haram. Thank God for the recent.revelations coming out.

Finally, if GEJ with all the power imposed on him as the C-in-C and chief security officer of the nation who controls all security apparatus (Police, Army, Navy, SSS, civil defense etc) could not prove either the northerners or opposition are behind boko haram...... I wonder how then a common nonentity like you can insinuate such and make us believe you? Though some stupi.d myopic ethnocentric educated illiterates would surely agree with your beer parlor talks
Whatever name you call GEJ mata not, what mata most is he is going to sit there till 2019. Hug transformer if e pain you!!!
PoliticsRe: El Rufai Has Been Quiet About The Nigerian Military Victory Over Boko Haram by simps(m): 11:17pm On Sep 22, 2014
MORNDEW: First page with people supporting that elrufai is boko sympathiser. Bt in real sense he has made d army sit up. The truth is dat if dis government underperforms it must be told dat it has done so. Hv any of u first page posters ask urself why now wen u culd hv dealth with dis ppl before. Is something nt fishy?
Who even told u dis guys ar winning d war. Beside bokoharam is nt made up of only muslims and northerners. There also xtians nd southerners among dem.
Give us the names of the southerners that are Boko Haramists please!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 10th November 2013 by simps(m): 5:46pm On Nov 10, 2013
arsenal wins!!!!
SportsRe: How Crazy Is The Celebration In Your Area by simps(m): 9:11am On Feb 11, 2013
we have done it and we can do it again come 2015. UP EAGLES!!!!!!
SportsRe: Liberia V Nigeria: 2013 AFCON Qualifier (2 - 2) On September 8th 2012 by simps(m): 7:43pm On Sep 08, 2012
what is the score people?!
SportsRe: Liberia V Nigeria: 2013 AFCON Qualifier (2 - 2) On September 8th 2012 by simps(m): 6:03pm On Sep 08, 2012
Raw weed in action! really awana be nigger. Abeg make hear word!!! please do anyone no if AIT is airing the match?
SportsRe: Manny Pacquiao Suffers Shock Defeat To Tim Bradley! by simps(m): 9:16am On Jun 10, 2012
I missed watching the match!!! Was it last night?
HealthRe: Is Maturbation Healthy? by simps(m): 8:11am On Jun 10, 2012
It is a sin because it is not the normal way of sexual satisfaction. God hate wastages, go to Genesis 38:9,10 it is clearly spelt out there. It is even more sinful than the actual thing, u sin against God and yourself. You have images in your mind when masturbating, some uses sex mag while larger proportion is by the aid of sex chat or phone intimacy. They are all wrong and childish! Masturbaters go get yourself a DAME and stop fooling around with your palm and kpak!!!
NYSCRe: Where And When Did You Do Your NYSC? by simps(m): 7:29am On Jun 06, 2012
Government Senior Secondary School Birnin Kudu, Jigawa State, 2002/2003 Batch 'B'
PhonesRe: Do You Know Your SIM Card Has A Name? Find Out The Name Of Your SIM Card Here! by simps(m): 11:14pm On May 31, 2012
You are confusing me. What comment box?
SportsRe: Which European Football Club Has The Highest Supporters In Nigeria? by simps(m): 9:02am On May 05, 2012
akereconfi: Blue Blooded Boi........omo d sky remains blue
the day the colour of the sky changes to red the world will end!!!
SportsRe: Which European Football Club Has The Highest Supporters In Nigeria? by simps(m): 8:57am On May 05, 2012
fried-rice:
True Arsenal fans don't cross carpet trophy or no trophy.
I hate chelsea simply becos GEJ is a fan.
that means ur hate for ur president is with passion
FoodRe: When Do U Eat More; When U Are Happy Or Sad by simps(m): 11:07am On May 03, 2012
I eat normal when happy or sad but eat like a horse when i'm feeling sick( especially fever)
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast At Ministry Of Finance In Jalingo, Taraba State by simps(m): 1:53pm On Apr 30, 2012
This calls 4 immediate evaluation of the country's security measures. What is going on? How should the police commissioner be the target? It is also rather unfortunate that the Northern elders are aware of all the happenings. Each time an ex-military president visit a state in succession there will be bomb blast. Why not pick him up for questioning? Let the govt do something before we all go by the way of Boko Haram.
RomanceRe: Yearnin For A Man's Touch by simps(m): 7:45am On Apr 10, 2012
I think what u really need is prayers. It is only God that can kill the urge that build up in u that way. When feeling honey nothing you do can kill that feelings except prayers. It is normal for we men to have such feelings everyday mostly early hour of the day. God will help you!!!
EventsRe: Bobby Brown To Perform In Lagos & Port Harcourt On March 9 & 11 by simps(m): 1:17pm On Feb 24, 2012
Re-occurrance of numbers, ''911'' Trade centre, withney birthday day n death day 911, now Bobby Brown concert in Niaja 911, and the crash landing of APOLLO 13. they Americans thought they are fooling the rest of the world. Fucking Illumininati people!!!
FamilyRe: What Do Babies Stare Blankly At? by simps(m): 10:16am On Feb 12, 2012
Babies don't see well until like three months after birth. What they stare @ is blur colours dat dances be4 them. Forget d spirit bullshit.
RomanceRe: What ‘Crazy’ Thing Would You Do On Feb 14? by simps(m): 9:52am On Feb 12, 2012
Off my phones, work like craze then watch CL. Most importantly stay sober thru d day.
PoliticsRe: Sss Re-arrests Kabir Sokoto by simps(m): 10:03pm On Feb 10, 2012
I thought they said he was re-arrested in mutun-biu in Taraba State.
PoliticsRe: Buhari - Nigeria's Head of State 1983-1985 by simps(m): 11:24am On Feb 10, 2012
Go back and take a close look @ his cabinet, about 7o% are his fellow islamic bigots.
PoliticsRe: Buhari - Nigeria's Head of State 1983-1985 by simps(m): 11:19am On Feb 10, 2012
It can be inferred that right from when Gen. Buhari came into power in that 1983 he has showed potential of Islamizing Nigeria. He is a jihadist and a religious bigot. To hell with him!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Worst Grammar Form People You Know. by simps(m): 5:01pm On Nov 08, 2011
You were there too. The grammar guy replied: no i'm not dey there.
Science/TechnologyRe: Time Travel And Teleportation: How Possible? by simps(m): 2:00pm On Apr 12, 2008
time travel and teleportation is possible if you believe, what ever is said about this topic may sound great but i believe that only God can really explain what take place when one feels changes in actual time. in the Holy Bible we were told of how moses made the sun to stood still making the world time from that time to the present time not be accurately calculated. there was a kind of time lapse between that time and now. how for heaven sake can one explain that. the scientist did alot of research but could not make any head way. when i was growing up, i read a book about telepathy and time travelling and was curious enough to try it, it almost worked if not for the fact that i was scared. all these things are voodoo.

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