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Health / Re: I Visited The Morgue Unprepared by Singlenhappy(f): 10:11pm On Mar 12
Inevitable end of all mortals!
Omihanifa:
When I saw Herbert wigwe's body together with his wife and son I was weak. It was inside a carton and placed on the floor. I was just thinking this life is just somehow.
Health / Re: Man Holds His Old Diseased Heart After Undergoing Heart Transplant (Photos) by Singlenhappy(f): 10:49pm On Mar 11
Only in oyinbo land, if na Africa, na die straight!
WriterNig:


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Health / Re: First Successful Bilateral Hand Transplant Carried Out In India (Photos) by Singlenhappy(f): 9:04am On Mar 10
We will use kinetic and non kinetic approach to overtake India as the giant of Africa!
Bacteria8:
CEO of Google is indian
CEO of Microsoft is Indian
CEO of Starbucks is Indian
CEO of IBM is Indian
CEO of Adobe Systems is Indian
Prime Minister of Great Britain is Indian

Great Britain colonized Indian same way they colonized Nigeria...

100 years later India is richer than Great Britain, and on their way to become the 4th largest economy in the world...aside their amazing breakthroughs in Tech, Medicine, and Military equipment.

Meanwhile, fellow colony Nigeria is still here collecting food donations from Ukraine angry

Something is fundamentally wrong with us black people. This is my submission.

Wait, how do you even sleep at night knowing that Nigeria of just 200 million population have more poor and hungry people than India of 1.1 billion population ??
How can you even make sense of this
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Religion / Re: Categories Of Pastors And Ministers That Will Miss Heaven by Singlenhappy(f): 6:50pm On Jul 12, 2023
How?
Ken4Christ:
9. Pastors who teach heresies. These are about the most dangerous sets of pastors. There are so many strange doctrines in the body of Christ today. Some of them completely counters what God's word says.

A good example are the doctrines of Jehovah Witness organization. They are false teachers. And countless millions have been led astray by their false teachings. The worst part of hell is reserved for pastors like this.

Even those who teach eternal security are false teachers. There is no such thing as eternal security. The scripture is very clear on it.

If there is eternal security, Jesus will not threaten the church of the Laodiceans that he will spue them out of his mouth.
Business / Re: Forbes Index: Dangote Africaā€™s Richest For 12th Consecutive Year by Singlenhappy(f): 6:31pm On Jul 12, 2023
Ehheen why not when all corrupt politicians gather under for covert investment!
rano1:


Source:https://dailytrust.com/forbes-index-dangote-africas-richest-for-12th-consecutive-year/
Crime / Re: A Yahoo Boy Once Told Me This by Singlenhappy(f): 6:14pm On Jul 12, 2023
Most angry quotes on thus thread Coming from ladies could this be a testimony to the authenticity of the information?
RTID:
Okay, this is crazy. I was with my friend yesterday and he told me a very shocking true life story.
A particular Yahoo boy went to plus up his Yahoo. Babalawo tell am say make him sleep with 25 women for the whole thing to be successful.
ā€œI will advice you to sleep with 50 ladies at least, because many of these women have been used.ā€, the babalawo said.

This guy went to book a lodge & stayed there for about 2 months. All he was doing was sleeping with different women.
He slept with over 120 women & went back to the baba.
120 women!!? Quite shocking right? Now, here's the most shocking part of it.

The babalawo told him that out of over 120 girls that he slept with, only 8 have not been used. The rest of them have been used by someone else.
Ahhh! This is crazy. I was traumatized when I heard this story. Things are happening.

So many thoughts came through my mind. This is just one of the many reasons why we should flee from sexual immorality.

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Religion / Re: Singles: The Solution To Your Body Pain Is Not Sex - Pastor Paul Rika by Singlenhappy(f): 4:15pm On Jun 04, 2023
Fake preachers everywhere
BornofGod108:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y1QRPJ9x5M

Any person that tells you that the solution to your body pain is sex as a single person ,is an agent of Satan says Nigerian preacher - pst Paul Rika
Religion / Re: TB Joshua: Remembering Exit Of A World Changer by Singlenhappy(f): 4:12pm On Jun 04, 2023
You talk like one of their priests
Wagwanbrethren:

I'm not an Amadioha worshipper!
Romance / Re: Sweden Declares Sex as Sports, host Competition by Singlenhappy(f): 3:57pm On Jun 04, 2023
Stop making sure they don't squir!
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Isoright


Anyday anytime twice on Sunday

Finally we are about to be getting šŸ† trophies for banging

The era of we banging them baby girls and making them cum for free is over
Crime / Re: A Revealing Discussion I Had With A Yahoo Boy by Singlenhappy(f): 11:00pm On May 16, 2023
His case is not too much for God to handle. God loves him despite all. We all have sins and they are nit in sizes. They are all the same. In fact being in thus flesh we all carry us enough sin. So we a sinners whom God is chasing to bring us state where nothing but but his love for me matters!
MallamChukwudi:
A few weeks ago, I spoke to a Yahoo boy that lives here inĀ Berlin. He was eating at the same Nigerian restaurant I went to eat at, one sunny Sunday.

He thought I was a G boy, so was asking me about some stuff I didn't know about, if I knew someone that deal with bank accounts, or if they could use mine to forward hundreds of thousands of euros.

I told him no, that I am employed, and jokingly complained about how the tax man is billing me yearly for income tax, that I didn't pay enough the previous year.Ā 

Then we got talking and he went on to narrate how he envied ordinary folks that go to work daily, the simple calmness in their soul, and how they could access things that he cannot even access even if he has more money than them. I asked for more explanation, and he continued.

He said we do not have the fear of the future, that his affluent reality can come to a stop any day the law ever catches up with him. That when he hears a knock on his door, he fears so deeply to open even if it's the postman.

He will only open the door when he is sure he is expecting someoneĀ and the person is around. How he tries not to involve the authority for anything even if it's perfectly legal, due to fear of igniting any event that will shine a torchlight on his affairs that may lead to an arrest.Ā 

That ordinary working folk can simply get a mortgage and buy a house, but he can't since that would lead to questioning his source of income. The guilt he felt because of the people he has harmed by stealing from them, and when bad things happen to him, he wonders if it's karma.

He has three daughters and has always wished for a son, but wondered if God gave him only daughters to punish him for his philandering. His three daughters are from two different women.Ā 

For him, the most important thing he complained about was peace. He misses having peace, and that peace is priceless. That sometimes, he doesn't sleep long due to unnecessary fear.

His wife also knows the job he does, which hints at her moral failure, and he fears that she will use it against him if there is any conflict between them. His source of income is like a dagger under his belly.Ā 

I was not shocked hearing all these, since I understand very well the cause-and-effect nature of things. But it was refreshingĀ hearing all these from him, as it made me appreciate my own struggles. I pitied him, and ask him why don't just stop it.

He responded that he can't. It's the only job he knows, and he has gone so far that he can'tĀ be earning wages that won't sustain his lifestyle.Ā 
Then I asked how he got a residence since he doesn't work and didn't study. Then he said that was another mistake he regretted.

He came on a visitor visa, was desperate to stay permanently, and impregnated any available woman, to legalize himself.Ā 

I was then wondering why he was telling me allĀ these things, which I consider a personal secret. And he said I give the vibe of someone that can empathize, and also, talking about it easesĀ the pain a bit, especially to strangers he won't see again.Ā 

He then got a call and left. Probably someone will meet him outside. We shook hands and told me bye. After I finished eating and was about to pay, the waiter informed me that he has paid for my meal. I was thankful but had an unpleasant feeling that he paid for my food with some kind of blood money.Ā 

Such anĀ encounter opened my eyes to a reality I have known to exist, but not met anyone in it. It reminds me of the quote that there is no peace for the wicked, no honor amongst thieves, and that what you sow, you shall reap.Ā 
Family / Re: Danish Aid Worker, Anja Ringgren LovƩn Shares Photos Of Girl Rescued 9 Years Ago by Singlenhappy(f): 12:01pm On May 13, 2023
[ Same way they are busy calling village people witches and wizards. Even When before any fund meant for LGs and wards drop, the OGAs have pillaged and devoured it by fire by force. Go there and see for yourself, the last time I went to there, village people's faces were like witches and wizard truly, because of the level deprivation caused by the rascality and impunity of our BIG MEN politicians. Some confided in me they have never seen Nigerian currency to know what it looks in their entire lifetime, even the Burundi people are better than Nigerian village people. If you are in these people's shoe you will look even worse than a witch and wizard. Sometimes I wonder if God will ever forgive our politicians. quote author=saintbillion post=123095070]

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/5/danish-aid-worker-anja-ringgren-loven-shares-new-photos-of-young-girl-rescued-9-years-ago-after-being-branded-a-witch-in-akwa-ibom.html[/quote]
Politics / Re: Tinubuā€™s Monthly Salary N1.2m, Govs N1.1m Unless Reviewed ā€“RMAFC by Singlenhappy(f): 2:46pm On May 10, 2023
Family / Re: Nigerian Couple Seeking Divorce Storm Court In Matching Outfit(pic) by Singlenhappy(f): 2:30pm On May 10, 2023
Culture / Re: Different South African Tribes by Singlenhappy(f): 12:47pm On May 09, 2023
Na anus you find come?
VeryWickedPrick:
Someone asked an important question above.
Which tribe has the biggest yansh over there?

Answer us!
Agriculture / Re: Strange Bird Killed By Fulani by Singlenhappy(f): 6:01pm On May 08, 2023
Another Ebola virus loading. Pls quote your location for contact tracing!
sonofjos:
We were clearing farm and some fulani boys came with this strange looking bird which they killed. I've seen many birds but I've never seen this type before. It was particularly large.

They sold it to us for 1k.
It was worth 3 chickens
Properties / Re: My Neighbour Is Connecting To My Generator!! by Singlenhappy(f): 10:53pm On May 05, 2023
My Nigerian man. How you take reason am sharp sharp? from with
Calibrator:
People like that don't learn except through the hard way.. Last time someone tried this nonsense with me.


Switch on the generator, after a few minutes, switch off all appliances in your apartment, preferably with the changeover switch to be on the safe side, then go to your generator and rapidly use a star screwdriver to raise the output to the maximum, it will fry all electrical appliances in your neighbour's apartment.


It is not everything you leave to God or the government to judge, heaven helps those who help themselves!
Politics / Re: Dabiri-Erewa, NIDCOM Plead For Leniency As Ekweremadu Awaits UK Court Sentence by Singlenhappy(f): 6:22pm On May 03, 2023
Yea thank you for the correction!
nairalanda1:


I think you mean Margaret Thatcher's son. Theresa May and her husband have no children
Politics / Re: Dabiri-Erewa, NIDCOM Plead For Leniency As Ekweremadu Awaits UK Court Sentence by Singlenhappy(f): 2:45pm On May 03, 2023
You can't influence the UK system. Even Theresa May's son had to serve his term. what if he had succeeded to dispossess the poor boy of his kidney, even if the story becomes public knowledge, Ekwere Madu would have denied him and twist the whole story in his own favour , all this big men, pleading for leniency for their fellow thief would never have said a word because it is a poor man's case. Today a non corrupt system have caught their fellow, now and there are trying to bribe the UK.it won't work.
chisomkachy:


https://twitter.com/nidcom_gov/status/1653721214316158982?t=RUTB2jOlXsVa9tRw1NqlFw&s=19
Politics / Re: 'Temper Justice With Mercy': House Of Reps Write UK Govt Over The Ekweremadus by Singlenhappy(f): 9:04pm On May 02, 2023
They are worsening his sentencing thinking they can influence the judgement as they do for corrupt colleagues in Nigeria! The UK is not Like that
politicoNG:


https://www.thecable.ng/just-reps-write-uk-government-seek-clemency-for-ekweremadu/amp


Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Nuclear-Like Missile Hits Ukraine (Video) by Singlenhappy(f): 8:10pm On May 01, 2023
These people should go and fight their mate nauu ! Ehnn why is this life life like this. Fighting your junior as if its your match!
WriterNig:


@War Monitor tweeted;



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjxYc-fjYbM

Credit:

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Education / Re: Kaduna Govt Evacuates Scholarship Beneficiaries In Sudan by Singlenhappy(f): 7:50pm On May 01, 2023
Religion / Re: How Christians Can Make Their Tithes And Offerings Bring The Desired Results by Singlenhappy(f): 11:16am On Apr 30, 2023
From your write up here you are worse than those pastors!
cutecommend:
Many Christians give tithes, seeds and offerings in church, and yet see little or no result. They may have been motivated by preachers to give in a certain way, yet may still have little or no results to show for it. Some may even see tithe as a routine or probably to fulfill all righteousness.

The question is: How can Christians make their tithes and offerings bring the desired results?

(1) Give your tithes and offerings as a true child of God, and on the right altar. Paying tithes and offerings in a church altar that is occultic, satanic or devilish, will not yield positive result. You must be sure if your pastor is serving God or another spirit. Only pay tithe in holy altars.

(2) Give your tithes and offerings as you are led: That you attend a local church does not mean you must always pay tithe there. Once in a while, ask God where to know which church to tithe for a particular season of your life. As an apostle said "Pay tithe according to the place you are led by God". God can also lead you always pay tithe only in your local church.

(3) Giving Offerings to a Man of God Highly Favoured by God: As an act of honour, you can sow offerings once in a while to a man of God with great open heavens. This is to tap into the favour God has placed on him.

(4) Praying earnestly after paying tithes and offering: People may pay tithes and seeds without praying deeply on them. If a traditional priest can take his sacrifice seriously, you out to do so. After paying tithe or offerings, you can go on a thirty minutes prayer to back up the tithe and offerings.

(5) Forgiving others: Forgive others often. This will help make your tithes and offerings yield good results.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Vladimir Putin At The Age Of 5 With His Mom Maria Ivanova In July 1958(picture) by Singlenhappy(f): 8:37pm On Apr 25, 2023
In Nigeria it would not have been, their president in 1958 would have still been in power stealing everything stealable! At most Putin would have been a baba me ruwa somewhere in a gheto pushing a cart!
Madmohamed123:
if America knows that this baby will be a big problem to them they would have kill him before he becomes Putin
Family / Re: If Your Wife Mistakenly Sleeps With Another Man, Pray & Fight For Her - Bukunmi by Singlenhappy(f): 3:11pm On Apr 19, 2023
Most Nigerian men are wicked and heartless. Its okay with them to have side chicks impregnate them take them in as second wife but they will never want to imagine the reverse situation. Very archaic people!
obembet:


Nonsense, which gender cheat pass? So 90% of married men have girlfriend, and yet Thier wife never kill them or send them out. If you can't tolerate it, then don't do it.

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Career / Re: Must It Be In A Mortuary? by Singlenhappy(f): 11:08pm On Apr 17, 2023
If you like him advice him to go into women undies and bumshot . the jargon of his profession will go a long way.
Oluwashina72:
He studied anatomy did his I.T in a mortuary, but he wants to know if it is necessary he works there after school?
What other places can he work? Please help a brother thank you.
Politics / Re: Subsidy Palliative: FG To Pay N5,000 To 10m Households For 6 Months by Singlenhappy(f): 10:49pm On Apr 17, 2023
Romance / Re: Wedding Photos Of Kwoyela Derrick ā€˜Tallerā€™ & Kahboh Patience by Singlenhappy(f): 11:29pm On Apr 12, 2023
They have a heart of gold. You will love especially if you are tall lady!
Jennyclay:
God forbid!!

God forbid!!

God forbid!!
Politics / Re: Turkish President, Tayyip Erdogan Congratulates Tinubu by Singlenhappy(f): 11:18pm On Apr 12, 2023
Family / Re: Marriage Has Failed Me! by Singlenhappy(f): 11:13pm On Apr 11, 2023
The dream of an average Nigerian teenagers: get a degree at very early age, get a nice paying job, get married to Mr QED Right, bear children and be a grandmother at 35, but suddenly divorce come knocking and all dreams shattered. Marriage as an Achievement is killing our ladies. In advance countries people want to have patent of inventions to their names in Japan they are not even thinking marriage at all, but for naija successful families are rated by how many of them are married, and they keep taunting others with their marriages.
falcon01:
It's better to be single and happy than married and unhappy

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Politics / Re: Adamu Garba Compares Self To Bill Gates In Response To Being Expelled From KUST by Singlenhappy(f): 10:30pm On Apr 10, 2023
He carries the mark on his forehead. But who knows he may not be a terrorist and an extremist but maybe a mere deadly fanatic!
nlfpmod:
Twitter user, PIDOMNIGERIA wrote:



https://twitter.com/PIDOMNIGERIA/status/1645332793050660864?s=20

Adamu Garba replied him, comparing himself to Bill Gates.



https://twitter.com/adamugarba/status/1645341399947042819?s=20

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