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Education / Re: Result Of 15-year-old Head Boy Who Fasted For 15 Days Over 2024 JAMB Surfaces by Singlenhappy(f): 7:11am On May 15
He should forget about furthering and start a miracle center gospel ministry!
DyshApp:
Faithful Ebube Ejealor, a 15-year-old boy, revealed the key to his exceptional success in the recently completed 2024 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME).

At his school, Hallel College in Port Harcourt, Rivers State, Faithful had held the position of head boy.

According to Vanguard, the bright young man from Umuohie-Ukwu Eziama in the Ngor-Okpala local government area of Imo state received an astounding score of 354. He received scores of 71 in English language, 95 in physics, 95 in maths, and 93 in chemistry.

Speaking about the key to his achievement, Faithful disclosed that from 1978 to 2023, his parents had obtained UTME old questions for him.

After that, he started a rigorous study regimen that involved devoting hours to problem-solving, comprehending ideas, and improving his reading comprehension.

In addition, Faithful revealed that he fasted for 15 days in January in order to pray for the success of his coming exam.

The kid made sure to emphasize that he worked really hard even though he had to fast for his JAMB exam.



https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2024/05/how-my-parents-helped-me-rivers-based-16-year-old-with-354-utme-score/amp/
Health / Re: Foreigners Now Troop Into Nigeria For Medical Treatment – Health Minister, by Singlenhappy(f): 10:10pm On May 07

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Foreign Affairs / Re: The Bridge Ugandan Senator, Protazio Begumisa, Repaired For His Constituents by Singlenhappy(f): 5:09pm On May 07
He must own a skyscraper in America, black man for you! He wants his people to live in squalor back home water
Newlymarried:
A Ugandan Senator took to social media to proudly show off the bridge he repaired for his constituents.



Hon. Protazio Begumisa, the MP Ndorwa East
Religion / Re: Yahoo Boys Spray Cash On A Pastor During Church Service by Singlenhappy(f): 3:04pm On Apr 30
If this shocks you, what do u say of our politfians. You go faint be that nahhh!
Gistmedia10:
A video has surfaced online depicting a group of individuals commonly referred to as "Yahoo Boys" showering a Nigerian pastor with wads of cash inside a church. The incident, which occurred during a church service, has sparked outrage. shocked

In the video, the pastor can be seen standing at the pulpit as a group of young men, gleefully spraying money in the air while church members cheer on.

Many have expressed outrage at the blatant display of affluence achieved through dubious means, condemning the pastor for allowing such behavior to transpire within the sacred space of worship.


What kind of generational church is this? cry


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwlFN7PIJWc

Business / Re: Why Naira Depreciated By 23% In 4 Days — Currency Dealers, Analysts by Singlenhappy(f): 10:57pm On Apr 29
Romance / Re: My Nyansh Has Taken Me Places - Side Chick Brags (Video) by Singlenhappy(f): 10:54pm On Apr 29
Go to archbishop Duncan Williams in Ghana and collect your illuminati sword and crowd puller else no amount of gra gra you do here can make you relevant. Jery Eze and OROKPO have collected, you can see how they get invitation around the country to blaspheme God like You are doing. Idahosa the owner of word of faith franchise in Nigeria bequeated it to the Ghanian man, so better go there and stop wasting your Time!
Righteousness2:
Sister, That Nyash you claim has taken you places will also take you to Hell Fire,

That thing that you claim to use to Snatch someone Husband will also Snatch you to the Lake of Fire. A place of tears, lamentations, regrets , toture and Pains.

No matter how beautiful, handsome , Curvy, big chest 6pacs , big boobs or whatever you claim to have,
Remember, this Flesh is mere Dust. Remember this flesh is a Deceiver. Never let this flesh Deceive you.
All the big front and back , 6 pacs and all that are Dust. Dont let them deceive you.

Pursue What really Matters. The Salvation of your soul is what really Matters.
Living in the Conciousness of your Eternity is what really Matters.

Heaven is real!
Hell Fire is real!
Dont joke with your Life.
Flee from Fleshly Lust!
Embrace JESUS CHRIST.
Now we have life is the ACCEPTABLE TIME.
The Next moment is not Guaranteed
Crime / Re: Edo Police Arrest Cultists Who Killed Rival In His Daughter's Presence by Singlenhappy(f): 4:17pm On Apr 29
Lack of employment
Newlymarried:


SOURCE
Politics / Re: Northern Groups Uncover Plot To Stop Tinubu In 2027 by Singlenhappy(f): 3:39pm On Apr 28
Great uncovering, finally we are a world power, what an uncovering and discovery!
Islie:
…Urge president to beware of self-seeking politicians




https://sunnewsonline.com/northern-groups-uncover-plot-to-stop-tinubu-in-2027/?amp
Health / Re: What Kind Of Brutal STD/STI Can Cause This, (graphic Picture) by Singlenhappy(f): 9:42pm On Apr 26
Run HIV test
Kyng1:
Good morning Nairalanders, I will try to make this as brief as possible.

It happened last two week's Friday, after sleeping with a prostitute, the sex laster about 49 mins and after ejaculation I saw thick red blood all over my dick, it happened that she was on her period, and hide it from me, which she denied that she thought it has completely dried off, I'm mad at myself because I didn't use a condom. "I haven't been using condom with her though, I last had sex with her about a month plus that was the evening of my marriage day, since then I haven't called or had sex with her, until I went back last two weeks Friday.

So after everything, I went home that evening and took 3 cipro tab, next day, my groin was extremely painful and the lymph nodes on my groin swelled. Two days later I developed a mild fever, accompanied by a light headache, bitter mouth and 4 day's later I had sore throat, and swollen lymph nodes on my both under jaws and front of my right ear. Until now my throat is still sore.

I have taken full pack of cipro tab and other drugs but it's not working, I did syphilis text on Saturday and it came back negative, yesterday I went for more text but the lab attendant isn't around, so I met the Dr on duty and explained everything that happened, he told me not to waste my money to conduct more tests that what I have is chicken pox and not an STD infection, I disagreed because I have previously had chicken pox about 11 years ago, although I had just one boil close to my nose back then when I contracted it.

So he gave me these drugs below, I swallowed it last night and applied the lotion, but instead of the boils to dry down, they became more fresher and ripe when I woke up this morning.

I went to another lab this morning and the Dr I met told me that it's chicken pox, he gave me drugs and injection. I'm highly hoping for it to be effective.

Please, Dr's in the house is this really chicken pox? They're all over my face, little on my head, arms, legs, stomach, beards and back.
Religion / Re: Cleric Sues Member For Asking Return Of Car Gift After Failed Prophecy by Singlenhappy(f): 9:31pm On Apr 26
Instead of him to thank God that the clergyman have not impregnated his wife! MUMU man!
OLAADEGBU:


SaharaReporters gathered the church member identified as Temitope Monday Diamond gave his Lexus RX330 to the church after a prophecy.
Politics / Re: Senator Ayogu Eze Is Dead by Singlenhappy(f): 10:59pm On Apr 25
Politics / Re: Six Nigerian Army Personnel Killed In Ambush By Terrorists In Niger State by Singlenhappy(f): 3:56pm On Apr 22
Crime / Re: How I Was Scammed Through Fake Alert! by Singlenhappy(f): 7:32pm On Apr 21
Very bad! Defrauding someone working hàrd to survive the the hard economy! You see how they go about giving genuine ones bad name and suspicious treatment!
Thankgodiyke:
I used to hear of scam through fake alert I have never experienced it before until three days ago when this young looking couple came to my wife's shop to buy things. I usually go to pick my wife from shop when I close from my own business. On that fateful day around 8.pm her Gen went off as fuel got exhausted and so is the CCTV camera so their faces were not captured she was actually balancing her account and arranging to close for the day whey they came appearing all friendly and chatty and they picked some items everything amounted to 12k and they requested for Cash of 10k totaling 22k. They requested for account no and my wife called out her monie point account and the lady said she can't find monie point and requested for another bank account and my wife called out her GTB account she called the account name and said it was successful and flash the screen to my wife's face. My wife said they will have to wait for confirmation she logged in through her app and couldn't see anything. Meanwhile the guy was coughing seriously and the lady started complaining that her baby is crying in the car and ask to drop her phone no. After some time
I asked my wife to let them go out of my good heart and concern for the baby in the car that it could be network problem that is causing the delay after getting their contact. We got home I asked my wife to check she said nothing is in her account my wife decided to Dial that number surprising her Truecaller app brought out her name as 'Onye ohi Rice' meaning Rice thief that was when it dawn on us that we have been scammed. Since that day we have tried plenty times to call and chat the num on Whatsapp but no response. This is the number 08105384984 registered as Ifeanyi Nwakaibeya. I have refunded my wife the money though but I'm really sad that such young people go about stealing from people. Nairalanders I know it's a small change but I wish I can get this guy and lady and deal with them.
Travel / Re: Lord’s Chosen Church Bus Crashes Into Coca-Cola Depot In Imo, 5 Dead by Singlenhappy(f): 1:50pm On Apr 20
Celebrities / Re: The Other Side Of Life: The Movie That Took Junior Pope's Life by Singlenhappy(f): 11:24pm On Apr 11
Part two to be continued on the other side of life! Perfect script!
nlfpmod:
The title of the movie that claimed the life of Nollywood actor, Jnr Pope is "The Other Side of Life".

It was produced by Nollywood actress and producer, Adanma Luke, who recently welcomed her first child few months ago.

Some are calling out the producer and calling for her arrest.
Religion / Re: RCCG Has Over 200,000 Pastors In Nigeria — Adeboye by Singlenhappy(f): 1:23am On Apr 07
Events / Re: Guests Take To Their Heels As Wind Makes A Show At A Burial Ceremony by Singlenhappy(f): 10:35pm On Apr 02
The person that killed him maybe present there!
Gistmedia10:
At a burial ceremony in Nigeria, guests found themselves in a battle against a mysterious adversary: the wind. What was meant to be a solemn gathering to bid farewell to a loved one quickly turned into a chaotic scene as gusts of wind repeatedly wreaked havoc on the event. shocked

The ceremony took a dramatic turn when the wind picked up, sending canopies soaring into the air not once, not twice, but three times. Attendees, already grappling with the emotions of the occasion, were caught off guard as they scrambled to secure the flying structures.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4GFCLLuu_Q

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Palestinian Christians In Gaza Observe Easter Amid Israel's War (Photos) by Singlenhappy(f): 5:51pm On Apr 01
See why some of us are saying the 1948 ISREAL should not be allowed to take a whole country to hell (Palestine is deserving to be a country side by side Israel) even as worst sinners (for handing over Jesus to the Roman authority to be killed) in the world as opposed to what ignorant christians claim ISREAL to be the (chosen people of God). This ISREAL of today if left alone and not curtailed will do to the whole world what they did to Christ!
God1000:
Palestinian Christians in Gaza observe Easter amid Israel's war on the besieged enclave. LIVE updates:


Credit: Al Jazeera

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Palestinian Christians In Gaza Observe Easter Amid Israel's War (Photos) by Singlenhappy(f): 5:50pm On Apr 01
See why some of us are saying the 1948 ISREAL should not be allowed to take a whole country to hell (Palestine is deserving to be a country side by side Israel) even as worst sinners (for handing over Jesus to the Roman authority to be killed) in the world as opposed to what ignorant christians claim ISREAL to be the (chosen people of God). This ISREAL of today if left alone and not curtailed will do to the whole world what they did to Christ!
God1000:
I sympathize with our christian brothers and sisters and everyone in Gaza during this difficult time.

Some of us feel your pain

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Celebrities / Re: Nobody Has The Right To Tell Me To Do A DNA Test - Mohbad’s Widow, Wunmi (video) by Singlenhappy(f): 5:41pm On Apr 01
Admission of guilt finally!
officialwdhtv:
Nobody has the right to tell me to do a DNA test. I will never do it because my late husband took my chastity. He’s the only man I have ever known — Mohbad’s widow, Wunmi, makes a U-turn days after telling her father-in-law that she was ready to take a DNA test.

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE91Ts0ELdo

Family / Re: A Yahooboy Wants To Marry My Daughter. What Should I Do? Elderly Man Asks (vid) by Singlenhappy(f): 8:36pm On Mar 30
Baba go and enjoy your yahoo boy inlaw chicken!
officialwdhtv:
A yahooboy wants to marry my daughter. What should i do? Elderly man asks

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKcvqPo5DXA
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris 'Heals' Nine People On Stretchers (Video) by Singlenhappy(f): 7:10pm On Mar 29
This epistle contain deep revelation the type dished to his sheeples!
Truthfullone19:
Having gone to the healing school at Alausa Ikeja, it used to be held in the main ground of an auditorium that had some sort of zinc structure with pillars on it. The scam of the healing school is such that the victim is the one who uses their hands to shoot themselves in the foot. It is carefully scripted so that the victim makes himself a target if he tries to speak up. Most other ministries apply the same method whenever anyone tries to speak against them and expose their tricks. I went to the healing school for an ailment and had always followed pastor Chris since the late 90's. The first part of the healing school is where you are interviewed and details of what is wrong is written and take note off. A video is made of each participant, stating thier names, Thier ailments, how long for etc. (Three major videos form part of the intricate scam which is used to fool the world and possible hold its victims to Ransom). This here is the first phase of the scam. Those attending the healing school have to sign confidentiality forms stating not to speak of events at the healing school. You are then told to attend classes etc, and there are different groups of people within the healing school. Those with visible ailments (totally blind, totally crippled etc), none visible ailments such as HIV, diabetes, partial blindness etc. All sorts of stories are then told to people about the so called miracles that happen there, videos of crusades etc. On the outside it looks innocent and plain until you dig deeper. As you attend the healing school, you are then also told that to secure your healing, pastor Chris must lay hands on you on the night of a major meeting, night of bliss, cross over night etc and that is the pattern. Attendees are told that failure to get hands laid on by pastor Chris would lead to a loss of healing along the line. Pastor Chris comes to the main meeting, they beam the video to the crowd, he lays his hands, so called miracles occur (I'll come to that part) and the innocent victims in that scene shoot themselves in the foot. The usual teachings on confessions are taught throughout the so called time at the healing school. Some people attend the healing school for years and don't get to see pastor Chris, months and weeks depending on how visible their ailments are. The more visible the ailment of the person was who attended the healing school, and the the harder it is for CE to scam people with their tricks, the less likely they were to graduate and get to be prayed for by pastor Chris. People attend the healing school and there is a massive filtering of those who the crowd get to see. As sir John stated, it is what pastor Chris wants you to see that you get to see. Those who can walk, but need wheelchairs as an aid are definitely classed as having passed their course at the healing school and qualified to meet pastor Chris. Those without visible ailments are also classed as having passed their course and qualified to meet pastor Chris. Topics such as how to receive your helaling are looked at and general scriptures on healing etc. Confession and acts of faith are taught to people. Let's touch on the recieving part which plays into the script. The sick are told of how to respond when pastor comes into the room and how to receive their healing. Don't just stand there when he comes into the hall of the healing school, you have to learn how to receive a miracle. Don't stiffen your body but let the anointing flow. Faith calls the things that be not as though they are. When he lays hands on you, jump around, celebrate, scream I am healed, even though your body might not seem healed. Anchor yourself on this part and go through healing school videos to see how they celebrate when they are touched by pastor Chris. With some woman in the background, you hear things like "the man of God walks into the room and lays hands on them, she falls on the ground, they are healed. Suddenly they stand up and are healed. They jump around, they wave their hands in the air praising God. I'm quite sure we've seen this many times. Regarding falling, look up the ministries of Peter popoff who was exposed as using an earpiece to receive information on the sick from his wife, the info he passed on as words of knowledge were from prayer cards the sick had filled at healing classes, prior to the main meeting where they were to be healed. They fell under the supposed power, and were being deceived right under their noses. This video is only 16 minutes long, the original was 9 minutes long max, so please watch it..
Romance / Re: Man Catches Wife Cheating, Handles Situation Like A Real "G" (video) by Singlenhappy(f): 5:46pm On Mar 27
Hookers turned wives messing up simps lives since 1800!
Gistmedia10:
A man caught his wife red-handed in a passionate embrace with another man. Rather than erupting into a scene of anger and confrontation, the husband responded with unexpected composure, earning him admiration from people, who described his reaction as that of a "real G."

Instead of reacting impulsively, the husband approached the couple with remarkable calmness. He greeted them politely and engaged in a composed conversation that left both his wife and her companion stunned. shocked


This man deserves to make heaven. shocked


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJhuAX9Ex3I
Agriculture / Re: Hunter Killed A Warthog, Civet And Other Wild Animals by Singlenhappy(f): 5:39pm On Mar 27
Wasting endangered precious wild lives! They call it hunting!
Ryda:
As seen on the street of social Media. A user posted video of animals killed by a hunter. There's a Warthog, Civet and other unidentified animals in the video.

The camera man had just one job, move the camera around so that we can have a proper view of the hunters kill.

Credit: 92 wolf

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Travel / Re: Man Kneels Down To Thank God He Left Nigeria For The UK by Singlenhappy(f): 8:35pm On Mar 26
Wise saying only works for those who use it as their guiding principle. Others may believe in other things and it works for them!
thesicilian:

He's obviously not a wise person. A wise person would know that the grass is not always greener on the other side of the fence and one should always remain humble and cautious as fate is unpredictable.

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Politics / Re: Senator Dino Melaye Unveils State-of-the-art Automated Car Port (video) by Singlenhappy(f): 8:31pm On Mar 26
Even Elon musk with his legitimate earnings can't flaunt wealth like! Later efcc will start boasting of cracking down on yahoo boys! MUMU government and their criminal officials!
Gistmedia10:
In a dazzling display of luxury, Senator Dino Melaye has officially unveiled his newly constructed automated car port, designed to house his exquisite collection of vehicles. The extravagant structure is reported to have cost the senator over N35 million to bring to fruition.

Located at his residence, the automated car port stands as a testament to Senator Melaye's love for sophisticated automobiles. Boasting cutting-edge technology, the facility ensures the utmost protection and convenience for his prized possessions.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF-BsCKSgQ0
Fashion / Re: 27 Big Braids Hairstyles To Inspire Your Next "Do" by Singlenhappy(f): 10:13pm On Mar 21
Education / Re: How The Most Intelligent Student In My Secondary School Days Defrauded A Bank by Singlenhappy(f): 9:03am On Mar 20
High degree of intellect only makes a man a clever devil! Intelligence does not translate to good character automatically!
guobe:
I went to a highly competitive secondary school back in the days.

This private school had alot of intelligent young boys and girls and there was this boy name withheld that was always coming out top in class.

There was this other girl giving him a chase for who comes out top in the class too as they were both extremely intelligent and to me I will say they were geniuses as they were so so good.

Me I wasn't doing too badly too but that guy was in another class of his own.
He was cool ,gentle and focused and I knew the future was going to be very bright for him academically.

I met him one day and asked him how he does his thing that makes him academically sound and he laughed and told me that during the holidays,he makes sure he reads ahead what will be thought in the next session and when session starts he just goes to class and assimilate what the teacher is teaching.

To cut the long story short,this guy finished his university in flying colours reading Biochemistry and got a job in the banking sector.

At just 22 years of age, he was already a manager in one of the branches of the bank and was doing very well.

The next thing I heard was that he has defrauded the bank of more than 500 million naira and has gone missing without a trace.
Till this day he has not been seen with no trace.

I still wonder what might have happened to this intelligent young man that made him to defraud a bank at such a young age and soil his name for life just because of money.

This is someone with such intelligence can create a money spinning software that can become a global brand.
It still baffles me till this day.

Some of our friends that attended that secondary school told me he was running deals with some yahoo guys that also attended the school and those guys might have influenced him.

Moral of the story is that people can change their character within a twinkle of an eye.

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Travel / Re: Check Out The Border Between Niger And Nigeria by Singlenhappy(f): 8:49am On Mar 20
Well protected border with heavy security!
Orubebe01:
The border between Nigeria 🇳🇬 and Niger 🇳🇪 Republic runs through Dole Kaina village, dividing the village in half, with one part situated in Kebbi State of Nigeria, and the other falling into Dosso State of Niger.
Career / Re: Electrician Fell Off Ladder In Popular Abia Hotel, Dies (Graphic Pictures) by Singlenhappy(f): 9:30pm On Mar 16
I be electrician I be electrician, no common sense of PPE only muscle!
Metrix147:

Read more at: https://abntv.com.ng/news/electrician-fell-off-ladder-in-popular-abia-hotel-dies-graphic-photos/
Crime / Re: Irate Ijaw Youths Kill Army Commander, Soldiers In Delta by Singlenhappy(f): 9:16pm On Mar 16
Thorough cleansing operation to be carried out there-- that is the military language. Both air and land using the map of the whole area, no breathing being will be left untouched!
99thEnemy:


Source: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/03/irate-ijaw-youths-kill-army-commander-soldiers-in-delta/amp/

Health / Re: I Visited The Morgue Unprepared by Singlenhappy(f): 10:11pm On Mar 12
Inevitable end of all mortals!
Omihanifa:
When I saw Herbert wigwe's body together with his wife and son I was weak. It was inside a carton and placed on the floor. I was just thinking this life is just somehow.

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