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patrickmuf:
To praise the left back of Monaco and point out that Shaw needs to improve his game and overall toughness equals to a plastic or fickle fan abi? Some of you guys here are just impossible.
Is Shaw doing as well as he should? I think not, he should improve or be shipped out as with a host of the other players on the books of the club...

I don't care about the comparison with the left-back of Monaco, all I know is that Shaw needs to improve. He's performing below the hype he came with from Southhampton.

ChristineC:
a common denominator among supporters of any British institution is that they over-estimate it subconsciously. a striker is assessed by his goals in the end, the worth doesn't change be against men or women.
Anthony Martial is still a striker like Wayne Rooney, that's why he's multifunctional. Marcus Rashford can also play as winger so nothing new.

I doubt there's any other way apart from injuries to both Zlatan and Rashford that would make Mourinho consider Martial in the CF role. Wayne would be considered an option as a CF ahead of Martial. It's just the truth.

35-year-old Zlatan Ibrahimović is physically fitter than teenage Will Keane for example.

and if you are asking me his contributions then maybe this is not worth discussing.

The same snail-esque Zlatan that pundits had lambasted is fitter than Will Keane? Why? Coz he's a black belt holder? You can't cheat nature, sis. Zlatan of 20s is more fitter than this Zlatan. I'm not saying Zlatan is wack, but he's not the savior of our CF position. He's old and lacks the strength of his prime.


Zlatan's cost matches, I just don't fathom why you think his contributions has been great. To me it's been piss-poor.

ChristineC:
if the manager goes out to procure another young striker, at what cost? what happens to Marcus Rashford and Anthony Martial? people will still lament about the kill-youth angle.
Zlatan Ibrahimović has 6 goals (8 in all) and you say he is finished because he went on a lean spell. Can I ask you how many goals vibrant Alexis Sanchez has?

Martial has been permanently converted to an attacking winger and will not have a shot at CF.
Rashford will still be there backed up by the new striker, or you're expecting any team in this world to have one CF?

Zlatan is finished, those goals how many of them are against top teams? Against Chelsea, Man City, Liverpool and Co, where was his goals? Where were his contributions? Zlatan is not cut out for the toughness of EPL at 35 years of age.

Sanchez is not a CF, and how Assanal choose to use him is not our problem.

ChristineC:
it's clear he'd stay beyond the season. the young forwards are showing they can't shoulder the responsibilities yet. they should be ready in a year's time or so.

How about getting a quality and more vibrant youthful striker? Zlatan is done - totally finished. I don't understand how my club is being run in recent times.

joeace2020:
Free scoring players like Lewandowski and Aubemeyang earn less that this big nosed statue we bought but as expected mourinho likes them old, cooked and ready. What's left, send for Drogba?


Meanwhile Dayo awfa Bayern...Them don chop am against minnows

This is one of the reasons I don't blame those that feel Mourinho is outdated and no longer useful. With all the shît Big Nose has been serving us, he's looking forward to extend his curse on the club. SMH!!

MVGT: Kineticist

Rapacme had better Punchlines but Kineticist flows was like reading a novel of puns and meths. His delivery is too yummy.

Every word in this article was a hit back to back. Everyone that's not sold on the English press' over-hyping of their players knew this anyway.

http://www.football365.com/news/rooney-has-been-deified-and-now-destroyed

Opener - 1 point Kang [Deep had nothing going for him in the openerů

Rhymes - 2 points Tie

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Tie

Punchlines - 3 points Kang

Personals - 2 points nil

Flow - 1 point Tie

Wordplays - 2 points Kang [he had more]

Closer - 1 point Deepthoughts [this is how you close a battle, starting small, building it into a crescendo and then knocking your opponent the Fûck out].

MVGT: MrKang


Cc: Jigsawkillah, I'll attend to the other two threads in the night, a bit occupied right now.

mikezuruki:
He started off with a quote that he agreed with; which makes it part of it.
He made reference of his personal experience with a particular yoruba woman, and his preference between the two. And all this was inspired by the early quote.

You're right.

Leyqute:
Bros drink water small, you don try

You're heartless.

Nihilist:
Bwahahahahaha
Khaytunechi just dey drop heavy bars like his namesake.
That 'demons in your head' line was too epic.

The "demons in your head" magnum opus bars had me laughing in tears.

Leyqute:
The tenacity and intensity immediately dropped after the first goal. It keeps happening over and over, game after game. After Utd get the first goal, the players switch to defense mode. They feel there's no need to pressure the opponent to collect the ball again. That's when shit happens.

It's so infuriating.

From Leceister City to Swansea, same old mentality. I don tire to dey complain.

MrTA:
I knew it would happen. So poor

This is where Loserfool are way better than us, they score more than enough to win matches. We? We hope to score one by luck and depend to defend by luck.

MrTA:
My biggest issue with Pogba. He thinks everything is too easy for him. He doesn't play like any game matters.

My biggest issue with the tall fool is that he thinks he's Messi but forgets he's not more skillful than Ikedia Pius.

chrisley024:
Does Blind have the pace for that LB?
And I don't see what Mata is doing on the pitch

Mata seems to be hidden coz the wing where's he being placed all the time is not his favored position.

Just see how idiotic Pogba is. Will he die if he passes that ball without trying to be like Messi? I don't blame the ostrich, I blame the outdated Mourinho that bought him. Clueless mofos, both of them.

I just hope the conspiracy theorists will remember matches like this and that of Burnley before coming here to call United, PDP?

Nihilist:
The real waste of money is Martial.

All the Sky pundits have been pointing out how useless he's been during the game.

This is one of the reasons I hardly criticize Lingard. Yes, he plays like a headless chicken but he plays with his heart. Our attack can't even press without Lingard. If this 4-2-3-1 doesn't work, Mourinho should play 3-5-2 and commit more bodies forward.

SIRcumalot:
Maybe e go work this time
No be Zlatan dey front

His role is meant to link midfield pases with Rashidi. Rashidi is being denied of any assist coz Pogba is basically doing the same thing we criticize Rooney for. Have you ever asked yourself why we've performed badly when Pogba is in that role? Ruminate on that for a sec.

Rashford is basically suffering upfront without any help, Pogba that's meant to press with him can't run to save his life. This Mourinho's appointment is a waste of money.

Pogba behind the striker again? This Mourinho is a møron. This formation has never helped us. This man never learns. Pogba is not technically gifted to play that role. SMH!!

kaboninc:
Chaiiiiiii!!

You spoke my mind and heart!!!!

Just imagine what someone proudly replied me with below. 9ja ladies have a long way to go. SMH!!

JLopez:
a lady will buy the boxers etc wen d guy is also trying his best and dropping something. It's d guy who will pave d way on how the giving or sharing of the relationship shuld be. Wen he gives u all d time , u have no option dan to do same no mata how little. But ehn some guys wunt drop anything Atall .. So Whr will d buying of boxers come from?

JLopez:
a lady will buy the boxers etc wen d guy is also trying his best and dropping something. It's d guy who will pave d way on how the giving or sharing of the relationship shuld be. Wen he gives u all d time , u have no option dan to do same no mata how little. But ehn some guys wunt drop anything Atall .. So Whr will d buying of boxers come from?

Typical archaic Naija women mentality. It's the sort of thinking that makes some guys feel you 9jq ladies are nothing but discardable materials when he's tired of the relationship. It's this sort of thinking that makes some men feel like gods to women coz they provide virtually everything you can spot on the body of their ladies. It's this depending on the men ALL the time that makes it hard for a lady to fend on her own when she's threatened with divorce or quitting of a relationship. It's these dumb reasoning that makes a woman in an abusive relationship not to quit coz she's born to depend on men ALL the time. Tsk tsk!!

I blame our society and not you, though. He'll spend on you ALL the time and then it'll make you CONSIDER to do the same NO MATTER HOW LITTLE. Just read what you spewed. And you wonder why men feel you ladies brings nothing else but sêx in a relationship. He gives you all the time and you give him little once in a while. I weep for 9ja girls.


Let me tell you a story. My friend who left 9jq few yrs back told me that 9ja girls sucked, and I ask him why he said that. He told me that there's this California girl he really liked and was planning on wooing her and he felt the girl liked her too. So one night, they were strolling to no where in particular not knowing the girl had a plan. As they were strolling the girl told him to accompany him to a place which turned out to be a nice restaurant. She then asked the waiter to come over and after they had made their selections, she paid the bills and refused my friend from paying it. She told him they were on a date and she planned it that way and wanted to foot the bills. My friend was shocked coz no 9ja girl he'd ever dated did that for him. He said the girl was laughing at him coz she found it strange that my friend will be shocked she took him on a date on the first time and paid the bills. According to her, it's a normal thing and nothing weird about it. She even said my friend is weird for thinking it's an abnormal thing to do.


See, up there is the difference between a typical 9ja girl like you that wants a guy to spend all the time before you can reciprocate SMALL. This is why 9ja guys treat you girls as properties. This mentality is very wrong, sis. Drop it, coz if I was your man and found out you act or think this way, I'll end the relationship. I was not born to provide ALL the time so you can consider giving me SMALL. you 9ja ladies have a long way to go. Cheers.

JLopez:
walai talai
The maybe was just to show that if d guy isn't stingy den aw reciprocate.

Why did you edit out your other story? To make your reply doesn't fail the second time? Well, that guy in your story is super stingy and his case is pathetic. I would complain too if I was his gf.

Between me and you, I'll tell you this - relationships are between two people. It takes two to tango. the love, affection and time you said you bring to a relationship in your first post, a man can bring that too. A man can give you love and time too. If it's the sêx, you both enjoyed it and sêx is cheaper these days anyway and a man can get enough from other sources. What matters is what else you can bring to a relationship apart from the normal attributes you listed up there.

See, men are naturally less stingy than women coz we're by nature the bread winners and provider of the family which includes females. Yes, there are stingy men out there but there more stingy women than men out there too. Sometimes you don't expect the man to spend all the time, a little reciprocation according to your financial strength is okay. Buying foodstuffs and cooking for him is a way to spend on a guy. Getting him a perfume is also spending on a guy. And if that guys loves you and is financially okay, he'll appreciate those gestures and spoil you silly.

These days men are more attracted to women that shows they can contribute financially too no matter how little. For example, I don't mind a girl who's unemployed or maybe a student depending on her dad buying me boxers and stuff. Others might laugh at it but I'd appreciate it coz she's trying her best, and I'll reciprocate more than that depending on my financial status. She doesn't have to get me a gold. A little gesture is enough for me to know she's not stingy. Not staying back and allowing me spend all the time.


Also before you judge a guy as being stingy or not, try to juxtapose what he's earning or his current financial status with what he's affording for you. You don't expect a student who's depending on his father to get you costly gifts. The few he can afford, learn to appreciate it so he can be even be encouraged to do more. Reciprocate too. There's love in sharing. Cheers.

JLopez:
lol.. I don't even knw wat to say

Lol. I cornered you pretty badly, right?

DarkRebel101:
Is life ever truly fair to anyone? Sometimes it gives you lemons, other times it gives you nothing. The times it gives me nothing, I try to focus on winning the lemon salesman to my side. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

Truer words have not been spoken.

How about you, brov?

We should go grab a drink this Christmas. Are you in lag? Make we go shack Sabrina while we munch on saya. I'm serious, though. If you would be in Lag for Christmas then we should flex town together for a day. I can even arrange one NL babe to accompany us that day.

LOL. That's quiet a tempting offer and sadly I'm far from lag now and anytime soon. But by next year's festivities I'll be in Lag and take you up on your offer if you're still in Lag.

Small ish. No time to worry over drama queens.

...

Do you still follow KOTD? If someone had told me 13 months ago that I would go on YouTube and not feel inclined to visit KOTD or URL's channel, I would have laughed off such statement, but that's what is happening today. I haven't seen a battle in 6 months now.

You've really declined in your zeal for URL battles. What happened? Well, I dont follow any of the two on YouTube but I follow Smack and some battlers like Hollow Da Don on Twitter. And I know one or two battles that have positive reviews.

One is the most impressive to me and thats Rum Nitty vs. Ill Will. Thats the best I've watched in recent times. Chess vs The Saga is another juicy match but dumb Smack is yet to release it.


But be on the look out for tough battles by January coz NOME 6 is going down this Sunday and Smack will be dropping the vids by January at least.

Ill Will vs Charlie Clips
Rum Nitty vs Tay Roc [this match is highly anticipated coz both want to see who's got more gun bars]
T-TOP vs That Tay Roc's tag partner, I've forgotten his name.
Even Hollow is battling. This is the creme da la creme of rap battlers. Watch out for it.

JLopez:
my own love, time , affection and maybe money too.. How about that?

The guy will also give you his love, time, affection and MAYBE [using your own funny assertion] his money too. How about that?

Notice how you used MAYBE when it came to your money, but you don't mind him spending his money on you freely without any clause. You're selfish and very stingy too!!