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Grrr! Wandered into that section once,to tell u guyz da truth was lookn 4 a good advice but alas! What i got quadrupld my emosional stress. Aint no saint but shit! there is a limit to what you post 4 public consumption. I leave em to their concience thats if they've got any. . . . . .
Alaba boys are gettn on me nerves, yep thought they were cool and fast with fixn stuff,this is d 3rd week and me laptop? still no sign of change.Paid on d spot, d tin go work? I askd, no worry come back 4 evening i go don work am finish. Arrrgh! Im loosing it in dis guys shop o. . . . Ooops! Pls some1 call d paramedics i think i jst stabd him in d head with a soldring iron.

Hi ariblaze
hi kay9
hi blue
hi everybody,
Totally lost touch wiv dis realm of virtual naija. Blaze sorry about ur granny. . .
Im sure i've got a thausand and 1 rants but they are just gamboling in my cerebral cortex.Men i cant kill myself o.Was made the chairman of a 14 man comittee with 2 functnal members i.e me and the secretary.How can 2 ppl manage more than a thausand trouble studded,solutn cravn and expo oriented prospective students? God knows im doing my best, missd classes and wrote test without study.Yeah benefits right? Got lots of cash i cant spend, and will acct for each penny spent, why and for what! I will turture them myself if over 80% of them are not admitted.

roflmao ki la gbe ki le ju?
Thretend u feel,threts i kill,threten you i will.
I look 4 no fame,if uve got game,u need not defame anyone cos its lame.Ive got an aim,48 posts xplains ive got a personalty i maintain.Ive been arround for a while,some threads are just vile.Kudos to the blaze on dis one made sino intrestd in postn more.Shit why d depresn white belt?Never crosd ova in karate class to other belts.I knw what to do,tie and dye to color blue.
You wont break a sweat wiv me,cos i wont make u feel d heat u are already in my blazin fire! And when im through,blaze becomes blur,blunt and blown away hehehehe.
ps i dnt knw who wrote some part of dis post o.

I had wined and dined wiv d elders, i speak their heart,for this young lad aint ordinary.Sir ari u should knw that time changes & the world rotates like d yoruba adage "oba mewa igba mewa"ten kings,ten era.Sure aint like d old days bro,u are nw old and rusty, dont let this young chap ovarun u.Cos im swift and sharp neva misd d target.Fuckups i treat, cos im d hitman.Elders succumb to my charm,i can be very persuasive.I have a fotress of repelln force arround me,think not of an attack for it's ganna ricochet double d initial potential. as i said earlier this guy aint ordinary.
PS sino has got nofin to do with this.
less i forget howdy everyall.

holes, if i dnt make a dime, i do my shit meself even if it takes me all night while a test awaits d follown mornin.

Oh! Kay baba you left me no choice, but then so sweet of u missn me (sounds gayish abi?) took me 30sec b4 writn that lol.So u aint bad as i tot, i guess u've got a big heart, wonder hw it functns though, contractn & expansn.Hmmm sentence stays cos 4rm ur last post u nt repentant, Got u tubabie, no qualms now im tinkin of anoda state to associate u with, dnt ask why cos i dnt knw lol.
Rant i must if d above doesnt suite, I got one yesterday but phone battery flat. Cant remember how it went but i'll start anyhow which ive already started, Stayed back in sch till d late hours hoping to emancipate myself 4rm the shackles of java assignment, i still remember d last semester, visualbasic projectd me into fame,i was d only one that got game.200 students still counting, Subsequent stay in d hostel was heaven, Java would hve been a de ja vu,but lost i was in d quagmire of my own making. Sino said to himself: i wont stand and my reputatn being submergd and humiliatd by some wanabes, Stick ur stuff into ur,

what's going on here? I think its time to use the sharia law, mr ari, u are guilty of contemplating furnication and rape,u are hereby sentenced to 80 lashes of koboko if found really guilty of comitin d crime then we shall stone to death publicly aired on popular tv stations. Kay9 u are guilty of incitation towards evil,public display of imoral pix (showing d cleavages of grown women) public libeling and dishonouring of a lady,gross misconduct and flirting wif a strange lady. U are sentencd to 1000 lashes of a horse wip nd subsequent beheading with a blunt blade. Tubabie u must be an indigine of ibadan, that will xplain a lot. Uve comportd urself, only vehement in self defence the sharia court finds u innocent b4 kay9 begins his sentence he is xpectd to do ur loundaries and any other domestic work for 6months. Less i forget vesc is xcluded he didnt partake in this whole stuff.
Hehen so no1 missd my absence abi? Now Im feeling grumpy.Saw ur new lady ari, would love to take a ride 1day lol she's hot lol.

What says me to u vesc perhaps its because i know the biochemical pathway of d virus and terminate when it matters most so as not to become a nuisance in the society.
I know im done for, tomorrow i might be skinned alive, It was an easy way to make money,nothing corny,its just that im brainy.Configure ur mobiles and surf da net 4 free. It started like an urban legend then i became sino the hacker, the phone legend.Now the networks security beefed up and this guy is stressed out.No loopholes no leak the future of free browsing looks bleak.But i never gave 'em a warranty! I aint guilty. Let 'em do their worst, whoever tries shit im ganna fry em up with my lightning and wind chakra including the network companies and phcn hehehe talking of chakra what episode of naruto are u firestar?

Salute ariblaze sir!
Hi kay9
hi vescucci
hi tgrl
hello moji ur rant is a kickass splendid shit
hey wait o im following da trend lol.Hi everybody jare.

This is worse than the global economic meltdown, infact it should be called university cgpa meltdown.I should hve knwn better,regret is expensive.What were they thinking using only the exam score and no c.a?I remember vividly, ive got to write a paper d nxt day by 8am but would'nt want to miss d oportunity of watching prison break season 4, as if my life depended on it,wouldnt listen to ma good consience telln me to prioritize, Da deed is done,im sober but irked,a C instead of an A,shit shit shit mehn what da f wuz i thinking

Chilling on the sofa, retrospecting, why study biochemistry? Saw me primary sch results, i was really good in computer studies. Should hve gone for computer science or engineering, yeah i remember i was'nt good in mathematics, all thanks to my secondary sch female maths teacher.Now she's living few blocks from my home. Run a car over her or plant an explosive in her car. Ha that would be a relief. My birthday is coming soon, must start a cause on facebook "No to female teachers and lecturers" they impact negatively to our wards.

Shit what the heck im i doing online, suppose to be offline and build spirituality! Salute all,camping aint my thing, never attended any except this one. Part of me resolution this year get up me ass from my comfort zone and explore , Adventure i seek but its starting to look bleak, started wiv dinner without water, im still in lagos state for heavens sake, i must get out to get meself a sachet of water, hey where do u think u are going?To get water i replied. Whats wrong wif d one provided? Now im startn to get pissed. I cant drink 4rm that i said,well u cant go out from here. Now im pissd -emi o raye gbogbo serenren yi o- with this fella is a bag of pure water, i felt like gaging him with the bag.I got me way eventually afta d head of d camp came to me rescue. As if that aint enough, im to sleep on d floor! Mehn, they say its part of making a good citizen out of me? This is MI 4 must plan me great escape ASAP. @princessa me is missing ur touch of grim, wont want to think her majesty is going soft.

Hell NO! @vescucci was referring to a girl i fell in love wif.Was really pissed had no time to edit

Thank you Tgirl4real, @kay9 a machete!!! Wow i dont want to be rusticated lol me razor is simply a protest lol i shouldnt get the kick on me but dont u think? Hehehehe, Heard she graduated with a 2-2 that explains a lot, she's full of revenge but hey i aint the son of her lecturer, sure not my fault she had that grade.Come to think of it, if she tries to impede me from graduating with a 1-1 or worst a 2-1 hmmm that machete might come handy

Did'nt understand shit from your post vescucci, me head still can't think straight, shit! Everything looks d wrong side up? Still liking the wounds of me result from this queen of the evil female kind (my lecturer).
What is i've got no emossions suppose to mean? Poured out me heart thinking she's truly the one, My heart was in clocks, pacing with no stops, all i wished was God put a smile on her face.Well i used to be yellow until i met her, then i became brave would'nt get scared even ìf im lost in the cemeteries in london, Should have known this is reality not life in technicolor,i was swallowed in the sea of one sided love but rescued by birds flying with the speed of sound.No to love i say, cos me heart is locked and its key, away into oblivion.Im feeling a rush of blood to me head, Yeah! Start a war and kill the guy she claims she loves-how come? uve got no emossions remember- whatever! viva la vida, hurt im not but stronger ive become. Now sino, always see the warning sign.

ooops!

Me harmatan semester results were pasted, my core course, i had already given meself an A at the end of that paper. What's it wiv female lecturers Me thinks its harder to satisfy and please 'em. well, should'nt be supprised, heard tha female kind are insatiable. This one has just made me go bananas! A C! How come? Almost wrote the whole Stryer (a biochemistry txtbook), i should go to her office wiv me blade, yeah a razor, give her one of 'em aboki tribal marks! Or better still with a baseball bat and bash her face, yep wonder where her smirk smile would be after that hehehehe.

Woosh! Finishd reading the whole 35 pages wow! was very interesting, cant wait to post ma rant too. Had it in ma head all through da night hehehehe.Im sure pissed about da female folks though hehehehe.