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@v comeon dude dont play the ostrich, u ganna face whatever like a lion shey? D question u ask should be Where am i coming from,that shoul point a direction or u can scream on top of ur voice God gimme a sign! I need direction! You know the big guy always like we show our dependence.

Hi everyone,
i wanna use this opportunity to say i hate football!!! I hate it so much i will puke next time i watch a match. I'll rather watch teletubbies a whole day than watch soccer 4 90mins. I wont pretend to like it again among my guyz it doesnt make me a sissy. I renounce my pretensious support of arsenal fc i dont even watch their match nor do i like wenger and his young squad(i like fabregas,van persie and eduardo sha), i aint ganna argue with my bro about the red devils and how they going down this season.I aint ganna buy football manager,pes,fifa,winning 11 etc cos i wont play em i'll rather play chicken invaders,hangaroo or even super mahjong(whatever it means).And for crying out loud the fg deems it fit to host a football worldcup when we dont have equipments in our uni labs,i was held in traffic cos a match was going on @teslim balogun stadium,i was terrified,traumatised and petrified cos of a stupid game! What in d world are people doing in d stadiaAnd they say there is poverty in d land grrrr I HATE FOOTBALL! I hate it so much wif my heart and soul, Thank God my parents didnt buy me a ball when i was a boy(im not sure sha cant remember) and i also hate playn it, i get tired easily(within 5mins im out) argh! Suwe(hopscotch) was more interesting. Now where was i? Ok yeah carryn out some covert op in chile. . .

hmmm i dont really know sha but the last time i wrote a handwritten letter was in my waec examination! i think its about to go online too. imagine a world without technology

ooooooooooh, things are really hot in here.
@sirabbey good gracious lord! we are doomed aren't we?
now v is really really mad. seun i guess you need to do something to pacify the heat building up in here.

well have been good since i registered on this forum, wouldn't get into any argument(i hardly post),seun you can as well ban my arse don't care, but im ganna speak my mind now. im ganna speak my mind cos i kept mum when i ought to defend a man - who changed my life and gave me and countless of others like me hope of becoming a good citizen of this nation - while he was being castigated. yeah yeah this is quite different but shit still im going to speak! what the heck are the criteria for banning peeps in this forum hun? i see some peeps life threatening other peeps without being banned, i read so much offensive post, abuse etc and they don't get banned. i see now banning peeps here is subjective to you alone your royal high-handedness! ban me man! i want to know how it feels lol, don't worry i aint a crowd puller so dont be scared just give the word man, only that im not tenacious enough to try and get me self another id, i'll just quit. then i'll hack this site yeah i'll take it off the cyberspace or better still log you out hmmm its still the same sha. i want you to come to this thread man, im bitter here man peeps here are angry man remove the ban on sisikill now man.

signing da reg here, seun we in democracy now abi? we want sisikill back! me like you very much bro, i know you ganna do what we want.

Oooh ota pia pia lol i tot it was used in killing those sophisticatd likkle creatures specializd in siphoning blood and passing d dreadful plasmodium parasite 4rm 1 individual to da other. Now ogun ekute should do just fine.

@blue im good, at least i aint going through da lobotomy lol. Yeah dont sieve afta blending, it makes da thingy whole.Guyz dis is highly nutritional, a glass cup a day keeps d doctors away.
@blaze what are u suggesting? A laxative? Excess of it would work wonders lol

@blue im good, at least i aint going through da lobotomy lol. Yeah dont sieve afta blending, it makes da thingy whole.Guyz dis is highly nutritional, a glass cup a day keeps d doctors away.
@blaze what are u suggesting? A laxative? Excess of it would work wonders lol

my status: why didnt i visit the whole universities in the whole of south-west before making me choice

This is really unfair now what is left i got that perfect below belt punch, now i cant use it no more. hullo there lightwalk come on i know you've got some shitty rant up ya sleeves hun?
hi blaze
hi v
hi bluespice
hi sisi_kill
hi epi
hi kay
hi rave
hi , sheesh
@blue kwazy man hope da spleen is included heard its kinda nutritious all da essential vitamins and minerals, remember to serve chilled
@blaze you? rusty? me tot you've been electroplated by raw iron and left out in the rain for few days of ya absentia you just cant get rusty man you are da blazeman(thunder & lightning)
@sisi hmmm kinda high tech implantation of some advanced alien technology in da human form, smuggled through the bermudian triangle several light years ago. its an honor to meet you sisi_kill

Ok yap were me rant now

Have got shaky hands yeah its shaking cos you staring at it shit!

You didnt start with yours now m8.Its been long i updated me fb status anyways
my status: i got two sharingans u got one i see your every move

Its raining cats,dogs and rats a good excuse for stayn indoors and an umbrella was invented by a dude who loved playing in da rain you still ganna get wet.

Hi ariblaze, your piece on mindlessness was it bro, it really hit me man especially the mother's mindlessness.

Vesc u would stay if i stay right? I knew we connected the first day i saw your username,shit like dat happens sometimes u know? imagine what we'll do together. . .

kay9baba you and d creeks thank God u wouldnt be abducted soon. . . Amnesty is really paying off afterall.So we see much of ya here with em ph rants
hi bluespice welicome back
hi epi and sisi_kill
And a big hi to the ghosts on NL who make views count more than post.

@frank3.16, Quite interesting thought you've got there about trust, but wonders how possible to live in this world without trust. Trusting some1 goes beyond expectations,totally agrees with jite on trust being inseparable from love.Trust doesn't hurt it frees your soul from worries.You only hurt yourself more if you trust not.We are all humans,we are prone to mistakes,trust make you find a thousand and one excuses for someone you love when they fall short of your trust.
@adebayo, i'll want to be a boss,you dont survive as a leader in dis terrain of ours.People need to be bullied to take actions,make 'em scared and u make a good leader.Applies only in dis part of da world.
@jite, your tot,me like the way it came, short and xplains much.Keep em coming


My thoughts. . .

Im trying to read here!Shit! Imagine a factory in a residential area They hit,hammer,grind,drill and all other noisy shits.Tryn to grasp what seems to be written by some wicked and ferocious aliens in my school note(ASUU wan call off strike na),skiped work cos of this(i get no pay,just to gain xperience blah blah).Lousy neighbors, they get my occassional screams sha,and im about to give 'em one

jite:
If you want Grisham at his best read his earlier novels- a time to kill, the firm, the partner, etc.
Decided to skip Bewaji for now. Just finished The dark on the other side(a psyco thriller) by barbara michaels. On to jonathan kellerman's the butcher's theater (another psyco thriller)

thanks for the tip jite. read the firm was my first i'll look into others too. quite interesting books you read, maybe you can checkout The throat by peter straub.

i lend you half of mine, since i play few hours with my big toyz lol, then you become the most beautiful in the whole cyberspace!

ooooh, mirror, mirror, tell me who is the most beautiful damsel on nairaland? TUBABIE!

@tubabie how long do you stay in front of a mirror? would give me how dolly you look lol

@maedan please do, im starting to forget the characters in your novel o, i'll have to start from the beginning again!

KING OF TORT. . . john Grisham. It's really interesting, this is the second novel im reading by Grisham.

salutes! blaze and vesc, thanks.

@ari yeah! let heads roll show no mercy.

guyz what's your opinion read somewhere long time ago that boyz and their toyz, as they grow bigger so their toyz.Whatabout 'em girls hun?

me thinks its girlz and their dollz as they grow bigger they become the dollz no wonder they spend eternity in front of a mirror lol.

Hi guyz, seems no one was interested in Nigeria's independence, well it was a blackout independence day for me, i even missed the president's address.

My thought on Nigeria's independence came like a poem so here it is:



NIGERIA MY NATION
Nigeria my nation, with tall dreams, lofty ambitions, but a sorry disposition,

Nigeria my nation, with fertile lands, buried within this lands treasures beyond imaginations, still her people suffer so much tribulation,

Nigeria my nation, with people so strong even poverty can’t make them loose concentration but too weak to take actions to put them in a better position,

Nigeria my nation, with leaders having so many agendas that only sounds so good on radio and TV stations,

Nigeria my nation, you are 49 today, still you look frail, hope seems a myth wondering if truly you are a giant nation,

Nigeria my nation, even though the future looks bleak, there is still hope for a true salvation.

@raven wouldn't agree less with your thought perhaps if we all try to listen to another s point of view and marry it with ours we might get the full picture of life but there are some whose only point of view is evil we cant help it life is complicated unraveling the mysteries only confuse you the more. for me. life is an illusion. it cant be the real thing; that is if you are inclined to the creationist school of thought. well if i stick to the view i saw through the peephole why argue and force another to accept what i saw knowing fully well that he didn't look through mine . me thinks there is a particular peephole which gives you almost the perfect view of the artifact or you just try as much as possible view through all the peepholes and get the full picture. knowledge is power. wouldn't subscribe to the blind story they had no business "seeing" an elephant

@ aribaba almost dying salmon i would have preferred gold fish what are you up to? you come here less often

@scofield better luck next time .

@kay9 what have you been doing in the creeks? i hope you kept em rants somewhere safe so i can feel em when you are totally out.


now what do i have:



We sat at the table opposite each other, eye-balling, fear and haplessness was in the air. Two colt .44 magnum revolvers are on the table with only a bullet each sitting quietly in the chamber. It’s a game a deadly and frightening one it is, only for the brave hearted.

A means of settling disputes within the fraternity, and a deterrent to those who want to cause rancor amongst members.
“Pick up your weapons” says the commander, roll the chamber and aim. Yeah! You aim at your own head!

The atmosphere is quite flared up, members agitated, couldn’t understand how it got to this level cos of a lady! These guys must have gone bananas. I can’t really wait to pull the trigger, only if the barrel was not pointed at my own head. I hope luck sits by me today, not that I’m scared of death but can’t stand the thought of him being with her after my honored departure.

We were good friends, we watched each others back, and we did so many things together until she came. An epitome of beauty, her eyes like stars shining bright in the dark, her smile so warm heals a frail heart. She was never his; he only conjured it in his mind’s eye, so he thought I had betrayed him.

So this is how it ends, one soul shall take the journey of no return. “READY!” the commander shouted, FIRE!
Bang! A loud noise, all I see is a flash of light and smoke. I saw it across but I’m lying lifelessly on the floor. What happened? Last of what I saw was blur sight of my comrade’s body, the bullet had tunneled its way out and lots of gray matter scattered on the floor with his blood and mine making a beautiful pool. A smile came upon me face yeah wouldn’t have loved it better.

"Make your brain work; it will sweat but it will improve, until it becomes the envy of those around you" E.W KENYON

Sighs, well the world had to be populated somehow, it really xplains to us the fact that we all came from one source so no one should look down on another. is it me or something else the whole superpowers hve been looking for what can really unite us different ideologies different isms and schisms all failed cos some group of delusional dudes think they are better than others. perhaps if we embrace the truth of our origin the world might just be a wonderful place to live in.
Atheist are such wonderful people dont you think?  imagine believing the internet came up by itself computers just  started communicating wiv each other. i wonder which is more complicated the internet or the universe?

@raven are you bankrupt? lol cos i have got a proposition for you. money makes the world go round yeah. What always bothers me most is having too much of it.millions of dollars in my coffers is just ok for a start lol.People like bill gates can't go bankrupt i guess (sino daydreams)

@maeden i guess until you do finish, its quite difficult to suggest a title, you've got the twist and turn in your mind so keep writing while i keep reading. Sure kids grow fast nowadays, keep it real

The Men In Black scofield, Nigeria's nightmare, our own natural disaster. You never meet 'em without xchanging "hands" the roger @ 'em police perhaps we wipe them away and go get ourselves revolvers or my favorite the short gun, arm yaslves fellas. . .

Secrets of the Ninja, Kim Ashida

@scofield hun! Rude?Hmmm. . .

@ ari nothing It hurts, common spill it i know uve got somfin yeah i can feel it hia.I promise to take offense not lol. Please get ya mojo back o im missing d blaze already.