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Hi maedan, when will you reveal the title?Nice one im getting addicted thumbs up. Me got issue with dis small pikins wey dey play love sha

Atreus! Type everything once naa lol just kiddn im liking it, im feeling it and im reading it. Ok honestly im surprisd the characters are teenagers haa dont mind me jare i was much into "trying to take over the world" in my teens lol  ride on bro did i mention im also enjoying it.

Kay9 oyoyo lol where have you been?
@ari abeg wire me IV for the owambe,must no carry am o. Im taking Ms time to the doc come monday for a PT.Me sef wan be an xpectant father unprecedentd bundle of manifold blessings.

@rave and scofield you can do some shitty things wiv ur account to restrict what info some selectd "friends" can get from ya profile.Check out settns.

Ikeja boys don ruin me, all my life savings plus borrowed cash. Im kinda depressd cos i'll be celebrating this eid(sallah festival) without cash.Na wa for me sef is it a must to use entertainment pc? Im to pay anoda 10grand for what? My machine went through hell in your hands- God! I no fit cry its a shadow of its former self- the battery doesnt backup,my bluetooth no where to be found,the OS not activatd,a cable missing,my datas gone(dis one pain me no be small) and you didnt even drive all d device! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! Yeah you got me a new mobo! And im ganna rip it apart with ma bare hands shove it up ur a**h*** then brake the chasis on ya head, i'll hang you to the fan with the power adapter cable or better still pass some amperes into your system. . . This feels good, im kinda reliefd.
P.S patience is really a virtue

Thanks vesc i'll remember to do exactly that next time lol

o sleep do come now i really need you dont make me shout please. . .Vascular throbing,arteries dialating,eyes wet with tears,insomnia! My lost padi where have ye been? Since ASUU strike you left me in the hands of treacherous sleep.I hope ye have come to stay, but have got none of your toys we play with. . .Just stay a while perhaps sleep might come.

This talk about God and afterlife got me thinking about death. What does it feel like to die? No one living can give answer to this its an experience you cant share cos you are gone.If we can communicate with the dead,i guess it would clear some things.Alas! The dead talks not, so we are left with imaginations stemmed from the stories we've heard.
I wish i can communicate with the dead and death itself.Ask the dead was it painful?Did you see the angels? Where they white? Did your soul look like your body? Can you fly? Did you see heaven? And lots more. . .

I die and resurrect every day
still in my death i live
my death comes everynight and willingly i surrender
only to resurrect in the morning,brought back to life from the blaring sound of my alarm
my room a graveyard,my bed my coffin
on it i lie,awaiting death's kiss,my body lifeless,my soul active
my soul so active,it wonders with death in the night exploring its secrets
i have become your friend mr death,you showed me secrets of the night,i need not fear i said
he laughed heartily and said; i only take you temporarily for it is not yet your time
so i asked;
when will it be?
When will i be free?
When will i live to know i die no more?

Stick to the Nigerian in you raven, its better safe than sorry you know. Too much questions only bring about doubts so believe what you cant explain logically and scientifically. i think that's called faith the believe in the unseen. so have faith bro. I know lots of things points to the existenc e of God, evolution is a theory of a deluded mind, cos i aint an ape im HUMAN! A MAN!

The truth? the issue of good and bad to a large extent can really be determined by the natural instinct instilled in us.premarital sex, booze etc. can be proved to be bad logically. So stick with the good things your mind and generally accepted as good and refrain from what your mind and generally seems bad.

I personally don't think people are created as homosexual etc. The mind is a very powerful tool which is subjected to the way we view things. You tend to believe what you subject your mind to. Homosexuality is contrary to the law of nature talk less the law of God.

You are not confused bro, you seek the truth. Just like any normal human being should. The answers are there, you must find them yourself I've found mine so good luck to you in your quest for the truth.

@epi sumfin tells me never to cross your path or i be , yep show the b, who's the boss lol
@ ari nice piece.
About to write an exam i didn't prepare for. A free system tempts me to long on and here i am on nairaland and exam just in a couple of minutes. whats the worse that can happen? i submit the paper blank lol.

@vesc are u serious!:oroflmao i cant stop laughing
@scofield do u mean ranters?
Its almost 3am, im seriously racking my brain if not cracking it to write a log of my activities for the past 4weeks! Cant really remember what i did yesterday ,well it ought to be a daily entry. . .Whatever.

@ari missd it bro.Couldnt see it.
@scofield and vesc naija is a nation that cant divorce religion from each and everything she does. We are highly religious, i guess God must love us more or we take the second position after the isrealites that is lol.
@vesc the ace,u left this place who now dictates the pace? Mr ari is so much in love with thachter,he hardly has time for we chaters.The females have all gone sober cos they cant handle the venom in the rants any longer.Well i guess i'll return to my abode, in your shadows till im bolder in another thread's folder.
Where the hell is kay9! Hope he hasnt been kidnaped o. Lol
@ibikaye what has brought ye into the foray of ranters?Impatience is really a virtue!?

@scolfield the choice is always yours, the Big Guy aint puttn a gun at your head to serve him. Or His he? You remind me of a fella in my hood who always antagonise "foreign religion" he always say if things where turned arround wouldnt we be the exporters of ogun,obatala,sango etc. Yeah only IF.Good you aint an atheist, for our natural instincts screams there is a supreme being.Our minds cant stick with believing we came to being by chance, we can do the maths.So if the creator says we do something to please him then do it! Come to think of it, if we die and nufin happens then who cares but if we die and the stories we hear about afterlife is true. . . I better start doing good cos that would result to a  catastrophe. Me believe in the afterlife for our corrupt leaders should pay if not in this life then d hereafter.

@scolfield bro i feel that writeup by olatunji, but dont agree with all he said sha, where is everyone nah

Hey ari ur post about thacther, very romantic.Lol
hmmm your voyage tempts my inner spirit but ive got xperience with bikes,definately not d type u ride.As the saying goes once bittn twice shy still got the scars. Wondern if uve got any scar from ur rides?Small small bro me dey gbadun ur yarns hia.
Im still in da peace mode so peace to all old nd new posters here.

Wow @raven i feel ur pain,my machine has been bedridden for the past 2weeks! To say im also a techy, nah dont wanna go there.
My thoughts. . .
Was in a bus waiting for it to be filled, i was drawned to the utterance of a street urchin.Is it a must for them to talk the way they do? Slow,sluggish,unnecessary sounds and a horrible accent.It seriously piss me off and some younglads in my hood are following their trail.I know most of em finished high school, non can make a complete sentence in english! This speaks volume of our educational system in dis country.Who is to be blamed for their lot; the parents,the gov,the school or themselves?I attended same school with some,sat together in class and wrote same exams but why are we different?

Peace all
As much as i love to rant, i must be in good spirit and say peace.Even when offended by d guy next door i say peace,and when vesc tryz to indulge me into reeling out bolts and brimstone of tantrums i say peace.Lol
Hmmm vesc how u doing is'nt d right question to ask so whatzup?

My thoughts, they can be crazy,wild,foolish and they can be nice,good and productive.
Nice post raven.Sino's thoughts coming soon. . .

lol @ cisse
hi all
Now Im really pissed at FG. So I cook this Likkle message for them.

We bear the brunt of their mess.

The potbelly heads.

Well, we've got a flat belly head.

Home i am again, was told naija Universities are 4 + X years.

I see the stares, Has'nt he graduated yet?

I shut ém up with my supernatural flair.

This is no fault of mine but theirs.

Wondering are'nt the head and his vice once teachers of students here,

Everyday im faced with poverty's fear

I toil and get soil just to put my next generation in the right sphere

The heads i look, and shake my head

They say our interest, to their hearts dear, but display impunity, arrogance and thievery without fear

They all need to be sent to the gallows of death

You've made the youths live a life of snare

you killed them, their instinct their talent you made them bare

DIE! to your children you hide out there,

I know you plan to make them heads

so you care not what you do to us here

My mind would'nt change if you keep putting this nation in this pathetic glare.

MI isn't he a fine rapper? @ari and v he aint a chicken he aint em other rappers bitch, he is a rooster all other rappers are his bitches lol.
hi blue

Hi,
ari! U didnt even feel sober? I bet the morning afta would be a big over, Lol hmmm i think u need to stay more time in a religious sanctuary.
Talking about da M thingy. Im attending one at d moment what' s most interesting is the yummies. I can see em service eyeing, well i dont give a damn, this is what im here for. If u try any stunt, i will personally treat your fuckup. I go break the whole plate on your head then bath u in the stew,pour it into ur hole each and every one you've got. To even think a guy go fall me hand will make me more furious. Guy bend.

howdy everyone,

@vesc thank you, yeah we haven't im sino and you are? vesc, then, yeah we are properly introduced now abi? lol. im so delighted!

@blue thank you, your royal blueness; for your formal welcoming.

@tubabie hmmm what? Abeg fill me in o.
And where is the blazeman hope he aint in charge of aso ebi
@spicy007 me dey second kaybaba in his " rantopinion " lol just give the word.
@kay he be like say you been know the guy o with wetin u write, if i be the guy i go don ja go seme one tyme lol

@blue, nah,but i know you,aint u blue with a spice; spicyblue lol.
Between the devil and the deep blue sea. Cant afford to loose the soul to d devil he doesnt deserve it,so i plunged into the vastness and coldness of the deep blue sea. Freedom i seek,freedom from being blue.Alas! Im surrounded in blue.I feel numb,imobility engulfs my limbs ive lost my blue streak.From the wide blue yonder i see a creature moving, can't move, can't cry for help.Slowly i sink watching as events playback in my memory.Shit! Its a shark,a blue shark,run boy run! Its no use i guess im dead,eye to eye with it,its eyes dark,desperate and delighted.The attack. . . I feel no pain, i see my bodypart torn away bit by bit, never new blood was blue my eyes must be faulty. Can't wait 4 dis to be over, im without a body now. It seems not interestd in my head,common end this misery i shoutd and cursed only for the blue shark to be swallowed by a blue whale.Hehehehe. . . Still sinking, everywhere seems Blue.Tryn to swim with my ears until i became blue in my face.This aint the botomless pit, its the deep blue sea! I can see the earth now,things are really strange here the earth here is blue always thought it would be dark yeah it is,it is dark blue.I lay endlessly waiting 4 what comes next.A blue crab approches its very swift it aims for my eye,i lost an eye. Can't believe this always wishd for blue eyes though im a true blue. . . The party of blue crabs marches towards their dinner,sighs,im helpless already. . .A favour i ask the blue crab if my brain has a blue matter dont eat cos its where this is coming from.Everywhere is black now its blueblack.Let it go,let this feeling go.

Like an adult who lost his childhood,like a child who became an adult,like an adult who lives like a child,like a child who acts like an adult,like an adult who doesnt want to be consumed by the child inside,like the child who cant wait to aquire his desires as an adult,like an adult who cant stop behaving like a child,like a child who is called an adult,like an adult who wants his childhood back,like a child who has just forgoten he his still a child,like one who wants acceptance from you who reject with no reason. . . Cursed be the day i seek acceptance from mere mortals, imortality is what i crave.Imortality, not that of God but of man . . . I can see them shaken with my presence,this isnt the rage, wait while i come for revenge.Nothing will gladn my heart than hear the thud of the enemies body hittn the earth,falln from the bullets of my guns.Smite their necks with my double edge blades. . .Get soaked in their blood. . .So much cries,so much pain,so much blood.Laugh at their sorry disposition, i can see them begging for their lifes, today i shall show no mercy,your hearts are mine. . .Die! Die! Die!

hi ari,
hi kay,
hi vesc,
hi blue,
and every1 else,
@kay i must be have been sleeptyping, i''ll just wait for me turn, then i shall show ém bagas say no be them this world dey for.did you just say mama eka-ete's place? no way bro, im allergic to 404s
@ari hmmm going to burial of ur granny with your bike? an emergency family meeting would be called perhaps they get u a nice humble village girl with ur hometown accent lol
@vesc or wale which do u prefer? lol abeg do the job wey kay give u o, u know say the guy dey close to 'em kidnappers wey dey stay in the creeks me i no know anything o
@blue em cyber slap!!! shit! vesc abeg take cover o hope say ur firewall strong o.
well am filling all too good tonight perhaps cos the power holders decided to release power for a change. at least ample opportunity do download naruto episode 118.
take care fellas till my rant cap comes on again

Ok have had enough of this bullshite! Nothing seems to work in dis entity called an independent nation.Im pissd at all em leaders,had high hopes in dis administratn,i was even an advocate "vision 202020".I only sooth my vexation with mr fash,i see him as an icon of hope.His really tryn his best.After a long queue @ d filln statn 4 an hr to get 4ltrs wch will last me 6hrs with my i beta pass me neighbor,i realizd dis sys has faild we need a change.Hve decided to start a revolutn and recruit members.We shall be knwn as The Ultimate Libratn Force(TULF).Our mission is eliminate all leaders that have faild dis nation.We shall take all necessary measures,topmost is suicide bombing,road side bombs,juju bombs etc.If you want your name in d book of history as a man out of patriotism gave his life for this nation,a man who wants to change the situatn not just by mere utterance but actions,a man who wants a better tomorrow 4 d unborn generation,then its up to you to join me and lets fight dis common enemy. . .

@kay now i know better, i thought i was in an ideal situation.Well i hope things change for the better.
@Ariblaze

Where you dey go when we catch you? No be bank? Abeg use ur ATM. Well they let me go,shit! I no even they use blings,what were they thinking?Explained myself i did tirelessly,even recited the 20 essential amino acids with their classifications.Still i had to part with some cash in me wallet.My hard earned money.God go catch them,since they've got the guns, i can only curse 'em.The thing pain me no be small.

I new it! Would'nt tell,would'nt care,would'nt share and you would'nt dare.
Sino salutes all. . .
The Nigerian Police is filled with armed robbers in uniform.Had an encounter with 'em a week ago,what was my offence? Carrying my laptop without a receipt! Ok showed 'em all IDs have got even the receipt of the new mobo in me machine.Alas! My efforts was in vein, to 'em, they've got a yahoo boy going to the bank to net his new catch.Unfortunately batteries flat! You must follow us reach station,one of 'em said.We wan no wetin dey inside. d other added.Was furious, lets go over to that place to check, i said, pointing to a nearby shop.No, to d station.I obliged lets go there.While in d bus, 1 of 'em said we know you pass urself,you wan tell us say u no dey work with dis thing abi? Hw many international no.s dey ur phone?Now we are driving in circles d police station seems to be hidding 4rm us.Lets settle this, you fit pay #30000?For what? I carry person head?See u he replied ur mates even dey pay #50000.

I knew it! ASSU strike will hve its effects, read through posts and understand i did'nt but overstand i did. @ari a patient dawg eats da fatest bone, so they say, me still thinks it work dat way.
@blue me dey vex wiv ya, why? You no say hi to me too lol.U dont really n33d a shrink,i bet u i can take away all your memories,all i need is a hand saw,a vice,sledge hammer and chiesel hmmm, I think dat would do or what do u think?

@tubabie noted lol i aint lazy jst need a break and ASSU strike is jst what i need, jst for 2weeks chikena.
@ariblaze i'll believe ya just post it.

Me think someone has got an attitude,im trying hard not to stammer and make sense or not to make sense and stammer @kay i hail ya, i've got no probs with a newbie,im jst trying to have fun while angry and have got more reasons to be angry-ASUU strike is a blessing hehehehe

Em em em, i think ms tickles is em em em u know now she is ms tickles