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ffo: source: http://ngrguardiannews.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=126033:troops-kill-50-boko-haram-suspects-capture-three-&catid=1:national&Itemid=559

this shiit!! Look like lies

One fin is certain, Iyanya is still iyanya and he gets ny girl he desires even nairaland galz

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Billionaire businessman and Globalcom owner, Chief Mike Adenuga reportedly paid a whopping sum of 200million naira to secure a space for his burial spot in a cemetery.

The cemetery is at the Vaults and Garden, an ultra modern cemetery in Ikoyi, Lagos, situated beside Federal Radio Corporation Of Nigeria.

The cemetery which was opened in October 30th, 2006 by former Lagos state governor, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, has a spot for the rich and another spot for the "super" rich.

A space for the rich costs from N750,000 and above, while that of the "super" rich costs from N40million and above. There you will enjoy a lush lawn, a balcony, beautiful gate, garden, more space, and all that..

It was also reported that the billionaire's sister, Mrs Esther Osunade, who died in 2009 was buried at the few most expensive spot beside Gboyega, son of another super rich man.

Does it really matters where one is buried when he's dead? Will the beautiful heaven on earth spot you are buried determine where you'll be going? We all know the answer!

http://www.gistmetro.com/2013/06/globacom-boss-mike-adenuga-paid-n200.html

yet I am struggling 2 get the money 4 my one room apartment rent in school Going home to throw away my glo sim card

feyifassy: Oh no ! Dis killings are getting too much!

are u just finding out

automaticcarzz: Jonathan is officially the heir apparent to Robert Mugabe. This won't end well for him. You heard it from me first.

were do you stay so I can collect ur I.D?

My joy is that I am part of the 10 people that scored 300 plus

My joy is that I am part of the 300 people that scored 300 plus

sheedy407: Alredy known Actress and Singer Tonto Dike is set to premier in this year Big Brother Africa.
She alredi had the fame&money and I think another unfamous actress or singer should go and why is it that Nigeria don't get to show us advert to register for BBA and why is it retricted to only celebrities?
RIP Goldie cos u were once there.





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i hate TOMTO MUST HER ISSUE ALWAYS APPEAR ON FRONT PAGE

Dats my pastor

1Spartacus is purnography 2.it is too predictable 3.from begining 2 d end d freedom was neva won.....Game of thrones need a mathematical mind to understand it 2 it is a very mature movie meant 4 matutred minds unlike spartacus which prisent sex like a childs play tin....TOMS up 4 d Game Of Thrones

join my song oh fellow NAIRALANDERS which way Nigeria...which way Nigeria. ....which way to go .....we love our fatherland. ...May d God of the christians fight for my fathersland

pharuk: Looks like a steam room ??

me no de see any image ooo

[quote author=Okija_juju]Yes I support it!! As long as it is protected!!

If it is just your pkekus that the person is interested in, we might as well get it out the way early!! If it isnt, then game on!!

You are still gonna give it up eventually anyways!

The girl with whom I had s`ex with on the first date, we dated for 3 years before distance separated us by continents![/quote]wether by continents. Or town d most important fin is vat there is a separation

Caracta: Let me go and buy zentel too. Everybody pls buy zentel. It's just 150naira. Buy zentel today!

hey! Dis is not an advert centre ok??

bright87: Okay well this is how it's. Her ex- actually saw my messages on her phone and he scolded her while we were dating and they had issues, we do talk a lot and we can both share anything with each other, she had to admit that she feels guilty that the guy didn't do anything wrong to her and now he's begging her to come back, she said she still feel little love for him. This was a message she sent to me last night "Mart Ehis, just know that Alan Esogie lovs u 4 real & she needs u to 2 help her forget about her ex-. Wish u a lovely nit rest, wish was wit you, Lov U & Bye" Not really like am forcing myself into her or pampering her, she feels insecure with me probably coz I act like a bad boy I don't know. But anytime i scold her, she keeps on begging for forgiveness telling me not to break her heart and even when i dont pick her calls she keeps calling all through the night and messaging until late at night, it's not really like I give her money or material things, so there is just this mixed feelings about everything. hope this helps me. I truly dont wish to commit to her even though I feel something for her this is because I am not based in 9ja and it's off to use which I have told her even when she insist she wanna wait for me I have told her NO....

,ake i hear word abeg.....if i hear say u no be konk 9ja ajepako man

bright87: My GF was in a relationship when I met her and she admitted it to me, but I was able to dislodge her BF, but she admits that she still feels some little love for her ex- and that I should help her forget her ex-, she feels bad because her ex- didn't do her anything wrong as the guy already knows about us, but she admits that she does love me sincerely and I can conform to that by her actions. So now my question is this, does she feel true love for the both of us ? can it be said that she is in love with two persons at the same time ? Please lets debate.. Mature minds only.. Tnx.. Any reasonable advice on how to help her forget her ex- would be appreciated, she wants me to help her forget him ( I don't need advice on SEX please )

2 answer ur question, nobody can fall in luv 2 two ppl @ d same time....it is clear dat d girl doesnt luv u..her heart still craves 4 him so let her go bk so he can make her 4get u

badesco: A paltry sum of N3k for flood victims? It is an insult of the highest order, it is even better not to give than to give some unreasonable.

...i am still wondering why dey didnt throw stones at dem...wat do de take dem 4

dominique: I first learnt about the condition in an episode of nip/tuck. If it happened if Africa it haened, its the wicked people in your village that are responsible, wonders shall never end

wat do u fink?? Dat they do not have wicked ppl in their village

Well am not a catholic n i dont do fins cos other humans do dem but 4 today being good friday, i try 2 abstein my self 4 pleasures n merry 2 show grattitude 2 Christ Jesus..many of us had turned d good friday being a day for mourning 2 a day 4 celebration....honour 2day dat u may die wit him nd raise wit him on sunday then u can now merry n eat all d meats n fruits d land produces....Thank u Jesus may Thy name be highly exaulted both now nd 4ever....

danieljude: Yeah,good friday is here again,d day jesus christ of nazareth gave his lyf 4 u and i 4 eternal lyf.d day he took d burden and sins of d world 2 crucify on d cross of calvary.a day of sobber and reflection.

...sin can be inevitable but in evry good friday, i make sure i honor Christ Jesus by not allowing myself fall in2 any kindda sin.....but is it a sin 4 one 2 eat meat on dis day

[quote author=BH*Bombs]your god will fall from the sky abi?

[size=14pt]BO=OM BO=OM POW![/size][/quote]God is already in control....does ur own god need 2 fall 4rm d sky b4 taking control in ya dry life??

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what do you think? Is this for real?

this mighty girl still dey secondary skul

Well if i was d woman, i will only thank my creator dat i have been doing those nasty fins 2 my Husband nd not anyother man.....atleast NO b sin na

HumbledbYGrace: I wouldn't even give it a second thought....

They are them and I am me

i dont know y dis i bcoming a debate...marry whoever u want 2 marry, wat eva u see, u take...afterall na u go suffer or enjoy d whole tin but do not 4get dat marriage is 4 beter 4 worst till death do u part

Louis007: Banky W had some free time on Sunday, away from home and work, and decided to spend it with fans on Twitter.

He got cozy with fans answering all questions and replying to all mentions as much as he could; mostly lauding him for a great work done on the still-selling R&BW album.

What caught my eye however was the part where a fan asked Banky W; “Do you ever get tired of hearing how handsome you are?”

I’m sure ‘@TheNubianQween was disappointed at Banky’s response. She’d be expecting something sweet, or just a ‘thank you’, but Banky W replied with; “I get tired of hearing how big my head is.”


I’ve heard folks say in the past that Banky wears a cap always because he’s got a big head. Come on guys!


http://www.informationng.com/2013/03/i-get-tired-of-hearing-how-big-my-head-is-banky-w.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter
OIL PRINCEE..COM

My world....Dis is a HEAD!

ROSSIKE: [size=15pt]No longer at ease, things fall apart for a man of the People[/size]

Tribute to Chinua Achebe


Updated Saturday, March 23 2013 at 11:40 GMT+3

By Peter Nguli

If a child washed his hands he could eat with kings. But Eneke the bird says that since men have learnt to shoot without missing, he has learnt to fly without perching. Those are the words of Chinua Achebe.

The death of Chinua Achebe is a great loss for the African continent. Achebe was famous as much for what he represented as for what he had written – an emblem of a continent finding its voice. Every child in Africa grew up with Achebe.


It's only fair to pay tributes in a novel compilation for Achebe and other great African writers. When you are no longer at ease, things fall apart for a man of the people along the anthills of the savanna.

The leopard got his claws because Chike and the river ran across the bridge in the river between and shouted, 'Weep not child', because you brought betrayal in the city but don't despair because the beautiful ones are not yet born. Chinua Achebe, you shaped my literature and command of the English language. I offer you a grain of wheat.


I remember the proverbs that you taught us because as you said, among the Igbo the art of conversation is regarded very highly, and proverbs are the palm-oil with which words are eaten.

I say this because whenever you see a toad running in broad daylight, you know that something is after its life. And when a mad man walks around nake.d, it is his kinsmen who feel shame, not himself.

You were brave and it is praiseworthy to be brave and fearless, but sometimes it is better to be a coward. Because we often stand in the compound of a coward to point at the ruins of where a brave man used to live.

For when a handshake goes beyond the elbow, you know that it has turned into something else. Those whose palm kernels were cracked for them by a benevolent spirit should not forget to be humble. You were humble enough professor Achebe. As I stare at your death coffin, the eye is not harmed by sleep. You said that he who has people is richer than he who has money.

So if you want to eat a toad you look for a fat and juicy one. You said that an old woman is always uneasy when dry bones are mentioned in a proverb. So be at ease because you said that if you don't like someone's story, write your own.

To me, being an intellectual doesn't mean knowing about intellectual issues; it means taking pleasure in them. For when the moon is shining the cripple becomes hungry for a walk. There is no story that is not true. Perhaps down in his heart, Okonkwo was not a cruel man. But his whole life was dominated by fear, the fear of failure and of weakness.

Chinua Achebe, you are still alive and I wish you long life. You will never die because we and our future generations will read your works forever.

Do not despair. I know you will not despair. You have a manly and a proud heart. A proud heart can survive a general failure because such a failure does not prick its pride. It is more difficult and more bitter when a man fails alone.

Otherwise, the lizard that jumped from the high Iroko tree said he would praise himself if no one else did. When suffering knocks at your door and you say there is no seat for him, he tells you not to worry because he has brought his own stool. Rest in peace Chinua Achebe.

http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/?articleID=2000079965&story_title=Kenya-No-longer-at-ease,-things-fall-apart-for-a-man-of-the-People

my regret is dat i didnt see Chinua Achebe b4 he died

ajetunblog: Which of these Nigerian celebrities rocked the plunging neckline, floor-length dress? Actress Genevieve Nnaji, Singer Tiwa Savage or Model Venita Akpofure?

Who rocked it..Genny, Tiwa or Model Venita?

Source : http://ajetun..com/2013/03/who-wore-it-best-genevieve-nnaji-tiwa.html

what are u asking...is it who exposed her breast more or what cos i dont fink there is anyother way of wearing d shirt

ajetunblog: Which of these Nigerian celebrities rocked the plunging neckline, floor-length dress? Actress Genevieve Nnaji, Singer Tiwa Savage or Model Venita Akpofure?

Who rocked it..Genny, Tiwa or Model Venita?

Source : http://ajetun..com/2013/03/who-wore-it-best-genevieve-nnaji-tiwa.html

Absolute rubbish! Can som1 pls tell me wat dis is doing on frontpage....am begining 2 loose interest on Nairaland

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Ex BBA winner and Jara co-presenter, Uti Nwachukwu who was some time ago reported to allegedly practising homosexuality with mr Nigeria 2010 first runner-up and best friend, Alex Ekubo, posted this photo of him with a South African girl in a hotel room! Smooching and getting cozy. Hmm looks like they just finished doing IT.

Uti posted this photo hoping it will make the gay story go away.

http://gistmetro..com/2013/03/uti-nwachukwu-clears-gay-rumour-tweets.html

wait! Wait! Wait!.....y is he trying 2 point out 2 us dat he is not gay....wetin come we nairalanders.....all i know is vat d evil dat men do shall...i reserve my comments

jude33084: I believe God has accepted τhis new pope as one of His own,...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzCRaS0awaw
Just hours after Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio made his first appearance as Pope Francis at the Vatican, Florida resident Jodi Guthrie snapped a photo of a stunning cloud shaped like an angel hovering in the sky over Royal Palm Beach.

What do you thinK Nairalanders?

Nairalanders we cannot just conclude....d bible said dat d devil can appear b4 us as an angel of light.....i beta reserve my comment b4 i face d wrath of my oga @ the top

gramci: A forty-year-old man, John Friday Akpan, from Akwa Ibom State but resident in Calabar, the Cross River State capital, is now explaining to the police how he allegedly heeded the advice of a herbalist, one DrOkokon, and tagged his two children, Elisha Udobong and Esther, as witches.
Akpan, who allegedly subjected the two children, aged 12 and 6 respectively, to harrowing treatment by nailing them to a plank and locking them up without food for days, was said to have told the police the children took his money to their “master in the witchcraft world and therefore deserved no mercy”.
The children, whose emaciated and dirty appearance replicated the images of starving children in famine ravaged Somalia and war torn Sudan following weeks of starvation, said they survived on water suppliedby one of the man’s kids by another woman. “Our sister,Peace, usually brought us water inside the hut when our father and our mother had gone out”, Esther said.
The father, the kids said, used to reside in Akpabuyo with the family where he sent them to a private school, Regent Nursery and Primary School, Ikot Nkanda,but when their mother died and the man took another wife, Iquo, the story changed. Elisha, in JSS1, said: “My mother (stepmother ) said the woman who used to live near our house in Akpabuyo gave us food and she put something in the food and when we ate it we changed to birds at night and took out father’s money to our master in the witchcraft world”.
According to the boy, he was alleged to have taken 4 000 naira while Esther took 2000 and that angered theirfather and step mother who started beating them and denying them food “becausethey said we took the money to our master”. The maltreatment became worsewhen they relocated to Calabar and took up residence at 23 Akpandem Street, off Edim Otop Street at the municipality. “He (father) nailed us to one big plank and beat us that we should bring back the money but we had no money to give to him”, Esther said.
Unable to get back his money from the children, Akpan allegedly went for the final onslaught against the kids by locking them up in an abandoned hut where he lived so that they could die. “When the situation became too bad, neighbours, worried that thechildren may die and the police descend on them, raised the alarm and reported to the police at the Airport Division who swooped on the parents andgot them arrested”, Mr James Ibor, a child rights activist, told Sunday Vanguard.
He said the DPO of the Airport Division called him “at about 11 am on Friday, March 8 that there was another case of children stigmatisation as witches and I went to the station andbehold, what I saw made meweep”.
Ibori said the children were so hungry and weak that it was apparent that they would have died if they hadnot, been rescued. “They were so weak that we had togive them water first, then some fruits; even at that thesystem of the girl could not accommodate the fruits and she had to visit the toilet a few minute after she ate thebanana I gave to them”.
DSP John Umoh, the spokesman of the Cross River State Police Command, said efforts were on to arrest Okokon the herbalist so that “he and theparents can appear in court to answer charges on felony”.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/03/father-nails-own-kids-to-plank-says-they-are-witches/

But y are stories like dis always found among d southern Region...witch full 4 there?

Jesus!