How did you get to know about Nairaland and how long have you been on this platform?

I got to know about nairaland.com through one of my cousins, I became a frequent visitor but decided to register in April, 2010.

Though over the years many things have changed on this forum, threads and comments are no longer educative and insightful except for few but I still rely on it for news.

Thank God no life was lost.

The way these two are dancing, it's obvious they are running a package or they've ran a package together before.

saintopus:
Everyone is now supporting Sim, the issue is an average Rivers man hate godfatherism it has not worked in Rivers State and the entire South South Region and by extension South East.

I don't think if it will work in the near future.

Dey play or Delta state no be part of south-south again and wey Ibori still dey run things.

The Goldspot and Limca factory in badagry now house the winners church. More churches less factories. Nigeria which way?

I hope they don't become a menace to the host community like they have been to we their host community in Badagry.

If you love your sanity, avoid that Nokia C12 by all means. Speaking from experience

Dyke15:
Really?
But I think NIGERIAN ARMY is the worst of them all.
They ve even become common now dat people no longer fancy them.

We don't only unfancy the Nigerian Airforce but we also disregard them. They want to collect bribe on every single luggage you have or they resort to begging when you have no luggage with you.
They have two checkpoints at the front of their base here in badagry, all they do is extort and oppress civilians with their uniforms.

Dyke15:
I think the NIGERIAN AIRFORCE is the only arm of our military that is yet to be fully bastardized.
The NIGERIAN ARMY has been reduced down to nothing with their nepotism and tribalism.
They now mount roadblocks and collect bribes just like our foolish NIGERIAN POLICE
With the way NIGERIAN ARMY is going, they will soon become common like the POLICE.
KUDOS TO NIGERIAN AIRFORCE FOR STILL MAINTAINING DAT MILITARY STANDARD

They've been bastardized too, they are even worse than the NA now. Airforce now mount roadblocks and collect bribes.

BTW the OP used the picture of a soldier killed by her jealous boyfriend.

Ayetobi92:
when was that?

between 2007 and 2009

What is my yabatech turning into? This school has become a caricature of its old self.
During my time there I never heard of such incidence on campus. All cultists lay low on campus.

Not again CHINA! We are yet to recover from the last one.

NeckingNgulping:
My cousin's wife always asks me about my girlfriend or if i have a girlfriend. It's becoming annoying. Every time she sees me, she'll be like " where's your girlfriend?, Do you have a girlfriend?" Sometimes, i won't even respond, but she keeps persisting. I'm jus fed up.

She might have a relative she wants to match make you with.

How old is your girlfriend wey she don dey get niece wey ripe for marriage?

I will advice you complete one or two rooms in the building, make it livable for your mom then you can build your own home.

N.B. What do you need a 5 bedroom for? Except you're ready to harbor many family members, both from your family and that of your wife to be.

The truth is you are dating a married man and he doesn't want to defile his matrimonial bed.

Only pride and overconfidence can stop the super eagles from winning this AFCON.

everglaze01:
Three idiots

I can't just stop watching these movie over and over again. I have even encouraged many friends to watch it.

endurance333:

Hello birthday mate

HI birthday mate

Aufbauh:
Those that advised Igboho to use Benin republic route are his archenemies.
They should have known that the Benin republic president is a Buhari admirer and worship him as his mentor.

Meanwhile what Buhari is doing to Igboho and Nnamdi kanu is what Sun Tsu affirmed in his assertion that; "the supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting".

After all this their ordeal Igboho and Kanu will never remain the same, definitely not in Buhari's regime. Believe it or not they have been demystified.

President Talon of Benin Republic a Buhari admirer? You don't know what you're saying. One of the few smart presidents on the continent of Africa right now is Patrice Talon. Our President Buhari can't bully him rather he'll school Buhari on governance.

Can anything come out from this government? Soon they will start telling us another story.

Ask Google assistant Jesus

GreenFarmsNG:



Question is who ordained him for ministry and when and where was he ordained?

drtwist:


Thanks for the reply. With His side of the story I almost hate you for nothing but seeing yours I understand the problem is not with you neither him. It's just the both of you nature not to be able to communicate proper issues. The whole issues he listed above are nothing if you weren't working and if he is an understanding guy. I wonder why at dating stage you guys takes your problem to public domain and counselors , marriage will be hell to you guys seriously( please don't pretend things will change). For me I will advise you both part your separate ways at this stage and no need of bad blood because it can't work.
If he is reading this ! He should learn to understand how women think and upgrade on his rash handling of issues, then you too learn to do away with things that easily get your partner angry no man is perfect out there. Please don't look at peoples comment here because His post made you seems so bad .

You're very wise sir!

Who are people clicking the like button?

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Just as I left the hospital.

Before I got to the intersection.

They pulled before us in a black Toyota Sienna.

Blocking us from moving further.

These men.

In black and blue jeans.

And black tight t-shirts.

Heavily armed.

Sunglasses as usual.

Climbed out of the vehicle.

My driver exhaled heavily.

"These people again."

Eight men.

Two moved toward the Taxify.

Gun raised.

Cocking their rifles as though they had caught some criminals.

I sat calmly.

If you are a young man who frequents Taxify or Uber in Lagos, you'd probably get used to that embarrassment.

I had nothing with me just my phone.

And the medication I had gotten from the hospital.

I was so weak.

Massive headache.

While they approached I asked my driver.

"Who are those guys?"

"Haaa. Bros, na SARS o."

I said.

"I thought they have banned these guys?"

He looked at me.

"For wia. Na today?"

I sighed.

The two approached one on each side of the car. I kept my hands in plain sight and made no sudden moves.

One of the men shouted at my driver.

"You no go wind down? Abi you want us to beg you?"

The Taxify driver quickly hit the window button as he screamed forcing a smile.

"Aaah officer of the law no vex, sir! I throw way salute."

The one who had shouted approached my window.

I was looking away.

He shouted.

"Oga, you no dey greet person abi you no see us?"

I slowly turned my head and looked at him.

"Officer, good afternoon, sir."

"Afternoon. Who are you?"

I was about to answer.

He shouted.

"Oga, come down?!"

One of his folks standing a few steps away shouted.

"Who be dis person wey no dey hear us? Na one of those protesters? Devil go welcome am for hell now if he be one of those protesters."

He cocked his gun and approached my Taxify.

It was a lonely road.

No onlookers.

A few cars passed by the other side of the lane.

I gently got down from the car.

I greeted again.

Both of them.

"Officers, good afternoon, sir."

My driver came out and said.

"Na my passenger! I pick am from that hospital down the road."

The one who had asked me who I am shouted at him.

"Shut up! Did we ask you anything? You dey mad? Your moda!"

Then he turned to me.

"Oga, who are you?"

"My name is Kyrian Chiemelie, sir."

"What do you do? Wetin dey your pocket?"

"I am a writer, sir."

"Journalist?"

"No, sir. Author, scriptwriter, filmmaker, sir."

"Oga, wetin dey your pocket?"

"My phone, sir."

"Bring it out."

I dug out my phone.

"Unlock it."

"Why?"

The other one shouted attracting the rest, pointing his gun at him.

"You are asking us questions? Are you stupid?"

I said.

"No, sir. But none of you has the right to search my phone. I didn't do anything wrong."

One shouted, running toward us.

"Who dey yarn that rubbish? Na one of the protesters? Shoot the modafuvker!"

The other one said.

"We never know na when we search him phone we go know."

The Taxify driver said to me.

"Please, unlock your phone. You know what is going on already."

The one pointing rifle at me shouted.

Eyes widened.

Dark lips.

Unsmiling face.

"Oga, unlock your phone for the last time!"

As I used my fingerprint he snatched my phone from me immediately.

Handed it to the last folk who approached us.

He seemed to be the leader.

He started to go through my phone as he said.

"What did you say you do again?"

"I am a filmmaker, sir."

"Actor?"

I shook my head.

"Basically writing."

He looked at me.

"You look tired."

I said.

"I just dey come back from the hospital. The one down there."

"Wetin dey do you? COVID-19?"

"No, sir. Na stress and little sickness. My doctor has given me some tablets, I will be fine in a couple of days."

As he scrolled through my phone the others watched.

Gun pointed up, down. A few at me.

I remained chilled.

He asked.

"And you are not one of the end SARS protesters."

I remained silent.

One of them moved toward me as though he wanted to hit me his rifle.

I dodged.

"Oga, dey ask you, you dey ignore am."

The man said.

"Leave am. Make I see end SARS pictures on his phone first and he is gone with the gun."

I was still silent.

A few minutes later.

One said to the one with my phone.

"Oga, did you see any pictures of end SARS on his phone?"

"I never see one."

I said.

"Sir, can I go, please? There is nothing on my phone."

He looked at me.

"Are you teaching us our job?"

"Not at all, sir. But there is nothing on my phone. My doctor said I should not stand too long."

Two laughed.

"You dey tell us na. We wey no get doctor make we die. We wey dey use chamist cure our infection and malaria."

I didn't say a word.

One of them approached me and showed me some images on his phone.

Dead bodies.

Fresh corpses of youth, both male and female.

Lying by the bush.

Blood gushing from bullet wounds.

I looked at him, in fear.

He said.

"Shey dem dey shout end SARS we no dey catch anybody again o. But na make we see pictures of end SARS for person phone the person is gone. Dis ones wey you dey see so na some of the protesters o. Shey dey don die like dis? Dey will keep dying."

One shouted at him.

"Why you dey tell am this thing? Why you dey leak our secret? Do you know who he is?"

"Shey he talk say na filmmaker? He won't do anything."

Goosebumps rushed over me.

In actuality of how these guys are killing in reckless abandon.

The one with my phone said.

"I no see anything for him phone. He is free to go."

He handed my phone back to me.

I took my phone and said.

"Thank you."

As I headed back to the Taxify, a Lexus Jeep was approaching behind us.

They rushed immediately and flew it to stop.

The Taxify driver got in and we started to drive off.

While I looked behind, watching as they dragged five guys out of the car.

About three wore t-shirts.

Boldly written 'EndSARS'.

The Taxify turned right at the intersection and I couldn't see anymore.

He shouted.

"Ah. These people are in trouble."

But I heard it barely ten seconds later.

It was loud from a distance.

Pooo!

Pooo!!

Pooo!!!

Three gunshots.

.

Ikeja

Kyrian Chiemelie Offor

EndSARS!!!

Kenzico:


Is there no other regular destinations apart from Dubai for Nigerian celebrities

Dubai Porta potty comes to mind.

Congratulations governor-elect Dapo Abiodun

Shehu Yar'Adua anointed you a presidential candidate, and a candidate you will remain! Never a president.

The time of juvenile harvest is a period of celebration and happiness in Celestial Church of Christ, worldwide especially among the children. In CCC, juvenile harvest is celebrated the first Sunday of June every year.
Happy Celebrations

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